Scattered Afterthoughts
Scattered Afterthoughts
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A podcast featuring the Scattered Afterthoughts crew. Rotating members and occasional guests make each episode different from the last.
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Apr 29, 2022
Episode 54 ~ Meat Beat Hours
Corbin’s talent as a programmer is under appreciated. Joshua is light-headed. Geronimo loses his shit for some reason over talking about which Sonic characters he finds “hot” after recounting childhood trauma.Mu
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Apr 19, 2022
Episode 53 ~ Josh has the suds
WARNING: Elden Ring bashing and like 30 straight minutes of Batman talk.Josh caught the suds and Corbin does an Elden Ring postmortem where we nitpick it to hell. After, Geronimo tastes the stars and it kinda tastes like cherry and we spend entirely too long talking about new and old Batman films.Music by Joshua.
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Feb 25, 2022
Episode 52 ~ Slow Mode
oh god fuck we recorded this before the actual stuff with Ukraine started happening please don’t get mad we aren’t like the dumb shits on Twitter trying to make light of everything uhhgh fuck shit
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Feb 14, 2022
Episode 51 ~ The Absolute State of Gumby
wouldn’t it be fucked up if Geronimo went out and had a little day out on the townwouldn’t it be fucked up if we had better relationships with our dadswouldn’t it be fucked up if copyright laws didn’t hurt peoplewouldn’t it be fucked up if ya girl neglected you for her booksgumby
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Feb 10, 2022
Episode 50 ~ Episode 50
It’s the fiftieth episode spectacular, two out of three people just fucking shill some fast food chains because the the other person is in the bathroom, a weird motif of conversations about bodily waste, I killed my mother on April 13, 2002, and I got away with it. They took pity on me because I was just a child, but I knew what I was doing. I work at a post office now and have a dog that hates me.
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Jan 27, 2022
Episode 49 ~ FromSoft Theology
Hey, scatterheads, we've got a real pickle here. Corbin hasn't stopped playing Dark Souls 3 since the last episode, and he's on his fifth playthrough. He stopped coming into work, and rent's coming up at the end of the month. Any little bit helps, and we know he needs it! $CorbinEdwards
Music by Joshua.
Also don't actually give us money - Geronimo
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Jan 23, 2022
Episode 48 ~ ScatterCoin
Corbin goes to a big dance performance during year two of a pandemic during a new mutation like a fucking idiot, but gets to learn about a Chinese cult. NFT’s are a cancer. Troy Baker is a shill. We played Guilty Gear together after this
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Dec 24, 2021
Episode 47 ~ Christmas Special 2021
Corbin really hates some guy from Better Call Saul, Joshua really likes Metroid Dread, nobody else has seen the new spiderman, and Geronimo continues to like Taylor Swift. It's a Scattered Afterthoughts Christmas.
Music by Kevin MacLeod (I didn't have time to find another Christmas song - Geronimo)
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Dec 21, 2021
Episode 46 ~ 3 2 1 WAHOO
It's almost Christmas time. A Marvel movie is in theaters, people are delivering food on bicycles in the freezing cold, families all around the globe are watching Eight Crazy Nights, as is tradition. Wouldn't it be cool if there was a show about like people working at an office or something? I think I'd call it like 'cubicles' yknow.
Music by Corbin and Kevin MacLeod (Wish Background).
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Dec 8, 2021
Episode 45 ~ Being real, I guess
The heat death of the universe (also known as the Big Chill or Big Freeze)[1] is a hypothesis on the ultimate fate of the universe, which suggests the universe would evolve to a state of no thermodynamic free energy and would therefore be unable to sustain processes that increase entropy. Heat death does not imply any particular absolute temperature; it only requires that temperature differences or other processes may no longer be exploited to perform work. In the language of physics, this is when the universe reaches thermodynamic equilibrium.
If the topology of the universe is open or flat, or if dark energy is a positive cosmological constant (both of which are consistent with current data), the universe will continue expanding forever, and a h
Music by Joshua.
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Jan 19, 2021
Episode 44 ~ New Year Extravaganza: The Second One
Geronimo demands that everyone list off everything that they have ran over with their car, but is distracted by talk of Beastars. Also, everyone talked about the fucking Capitol raid, because this was recorded a few days after that happened. Happy New Year. Jesus Christ
Music by Joshua.
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Jan 3, 2021
Episode 43 ~ New Year Extravaganza (Part 1)
What if you were a little molten man, a melty boy, and it made you sleep but then your aunt got you too much kitchenware and that made you mad? damn
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Dec 25, 2020
Episode 42 ~ The Christmas Special
Geronimo's secret game developer and corrupt workplace lineage becomes unveiled as a result of Joshua's constant poking around. It's the episode where they all talk about Christmas. They talk about Christmas. It's Christmas. Corbin's phone is old or something, he bitches about it, fuck you, Corbin.
Music by Joshua.
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Dec 15, 2020
Episode 41 ~ Not the Christmas Special
Haunted by ghosts of religious school sermons past, just about nothing has changed. There is little good news, besides Joshua getting a house. Corbin got a nice keyboard, so he can keep making his little songs. We get political. We're a political show now. We talked about a political thing. We're adults. We're serious now. Also, late as usual, given that we're talking about Cyberpunk 2077's anticipated launch.
Music by Joshua.
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Aug 21, 2020
Episode 40 ~ Three Hundred Middle-Aged Men
Corbin learns what a “live-action Mulan” is and holds back tears while explaining his perception of Pewdiepie’s fan base. Geronimo tries to rationalize his way through the situation while Joshua obsessively explains the problems behind Yandere Simulator.
Music by Joshua.
Check out Corbin and Joshua's band here!https://sinandpunishment.bandcamp.com/releases
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Jul 14, 2020
Episode 39 ~ Ellie Falling Down the Stairs
Black Lives Matter - ActBlue Charities:https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ms_blm_homepage_2019
The Bail Projecthttps://secure.givelively.org/donate/the-bail-project
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Jun 1, 2020
Episode 38 ~ Ghost in the Snell
Corbin and Geronimo's lackluster mourning is interrupted by the arrival of a strange visitor. Everything is still burning.
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May 7, 2020
Episode 37 ~ Corbin’s Virginity
Despite the recent declassification of information regarding UFO's and the like, Corbin and Geronimo remain blissfully unaware of the menace known as Krevin (a space ape)- Corbin is too preoccupied with reverting his body back to its former state of unhindered purity to be concerned. Joshua was found dead of gunshot wounds in his car on the night of May 5, 2020.
Music by Joshua.
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Apr 19, 2020
Episode 36 ~ Where are They Now?
Oh, god, we're not dead. Geronimo has lost his life, because he gives himself to Persona 5, but he's not technically dead. Corbin is pleasant and consistently creative in times of stress and decay. He has a cute laugh. Joshua has gone through a whole-ass story arc and has a scar and eye-patch now, with longer hair to match. Breathe.
Music by Joshua.
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Nov 27, 2019
Episode 35 ~ Give Thanks to the Meme Truck – Thanksgiving Special!!!
Joshua, Geronimo, and Corbin get real thankful and discuss and make fun of people online with much larger followings than them. Corbin defeats his cycle of isolation. A mouse wheel is broken.
Music by Joshua . . . and Corbin.
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Nov 27, 2019
Episode 34 ~ Please Pretend It’s Last Week
Corbin suffers from nightmares of social cancellation. Sonic the Hedgehog hates the police. Sonic the Hedgehog hates the police. Sonic the Hedgehog hates the police. Sonic the Hedgehog hates the police. Sonic the Hedgehog hates the police. Sonic th
Music by Joshua.
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Oct 31, 2019
Episode 33 ~ Halloween Special 2019
On a spooky edition of Scattered Afterthoughts, Corbin, Geronimo, and Joshua curate the worst creepypasta in the world. All's well until Squidward commits suicide . . . again, Mario gets haunted, and placentas rupture. It's the Scattered Afterthoughts Halloween spooktacular.
Music by Joshua
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Oct 21, 2019
Episode 32 ~ We Want YOU to Be a Part of BROCKHAMPTON
Geronimo resigns himself to his anime game corner to avoid the bad energy emanating from Joshua's many ongoing personal crises, all of which he copes with through his remarkable JUICE WRLD impression. Wanting to get in on the rap game as well, Corbin gets his ear pierced, being contacted soon after by his heroes in BROCKHAMPTON.
Music by Joshua.
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Aug 30, 2019
Episode 31 ~ Luke Skywalker is a Stand User
Joshua tries to make a funny observation, but the conversation devolves into Corbin grasping at straws to cash in on a bloated anime meme, then sits in the corner as Joshua and Geronimo ponder aimlessly over new Fire Emblem mechanics and fiction's fixation with cousin-based incest.
Music by Joshua.
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Aug 19, 2019
Episode 30 ~ Volcel: Corbin Anew
Corbin finds a purpose in life through a Runescape membership, to Geronimo's dismay and Joshua's support- the era of peace is brought to an abrupt halt, however, when Ben Shapiro breaks into Joshua's apartment with the intention of engaging in debate.
Shaken up by the trauma of the invasion, the trio examines their social lives in the midst of the blossoming but likely ill-fated marriages of their peers, culminating in Corbin's decision to lead a life of celibacy. Joshua holds out due to the fact that the Sonic film will be released on Valentine's Day, necessitating romantic companionship.
Music by Joshua.
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Aug 7, 2019
Episode 29 ~ Racist from the Nth Dimension
Joshua finally digs his way to freedom after being trapped for six months in a hole he accidentally fell into, only to find that he’s been replaced by a racist ethereal being from dimensions beyond our comprehension. As Corbin, Geronimo, and “Paul” discuss MORE upcoming Marvel movies and the Kyoto Animation fire, Joshua fights desperately to preserve the integrity of the show.
Donate to victims of Kyoto Animation attack: https://www.crunchyroll.com/anime-news/2019/07/24-1/kyoto-animation-officially-starts-accepting-donations-through-bank-transfer
Music: Joshua
Sounds: Corbin
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Sep 22, 2018
Episode 28 ~ Gettin’ Swung at Anime Expo
In the wake of Michael Jackson's death, Corbin, Geronimo, and Joshua come together to discuss Corbin's time in Japan studying abroad, Joshua's education crumbling marriage, and Geronimo's time at Anime Expo playing the Kingdom Hearts III demo.
Also discussed are Corbin's dream about being murdered by Neil Degrasse Tyson, Geronimo's budding stock market.
Music and sound effects by Joshua.
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May 23, 2017
Episode 27 ~ Minecraft Glory Days
It's a brand new and shiny episode after a not-so-short break!
In this episode, Geronimo gushes about persona 5, Joshua fails to move on from 13 Reasons Why, and Corbin remembers the good old days of Minecraft. We also discuss PC ports of console games, the new Nightwing and Batgirl movies, James Comey, and zombie-survival games.
P.S: Sorry about the audio quality this episode. Local recording corrupted, so we needed to use backup recording.
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Apr 15, 2017
Episode 26 ~ Shingeki no Middle Class Gangster
Brought to you by white ambiguously racist rappers, Geronimo admits that he accidentally ingested his copy of Persona 5 while delirious from eating an extra Flinstones vitamin. That doesn't stop him from talking about his favorite 2D girlfriend JRPG series, though, an interest that Joshua accepts due to Corbin's vow of silence giving him no choice.
Also of interest is the season 2 premiere of Sword Art Online x The Walking Dead: Attack on Titan, full of fun stuff like mom consumption and unfaithful horses, leading in to a few 4chan experiences and discussion of Yooka-Laylee's reception, which, although somewhat mixed, is still better than the reception Joshua's service gets when he works his shifts at Cracker Barrel.
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Apr 9, 2017
Episode 25 ~ Breath of the Wild is a Good Game
Despite the new Mass Effect's legion of undead , there have been some great games this year, and there are more to come. Joshua mentions this while blinking back tears as Geronimo brags about how he works not because he NEEDS to, but because he WANTS to. Corbin is distraught over being unable to sell his blood, but they all bond over just how good Breath of the Wild is, which only Joshua has put a lot of time into.
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