On today's episode of The Coconuts Podcast: To be king or wear a ring? Malaysia’s would-have-been monarch gave up the former for the sake of a latter when he married a Russian beauty queen half his age. Word is out that didn’t work out so well. Indonesia is talking about marital rape – which some conservatives say is an oxymoron – after a wife said her husband’s demand for his “sex quota” forcer her to savage him with an axe. Fifty years ago at this very moment, three Ameridudes were sailing toward the moon in a metal capsule. Todd talks about the day the moon men came to Bangkok.