Top Flight Time Machine
Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney
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Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney - used to be football, all over the place now. Coins, ghosts, digging, dis, dat...
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21 hours ago
The Keegan Hamburg Odyssey - Part 1
Our deep dive into Brian Moore’s 1979 ITV electric mouse documentary begins. (Rec: 3/6/20)
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1 day ago
Life Logistics - Honey Extraction
Nap techniques, bee guidance, fan comparison, and Hungarian crows. (Rec: 3/6/20)
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2 days ago
Learning and Growing
Shutting down a football club, an apology, schools programmes, and London-focussed radio.
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5 days ago
Activate Brown John
Corden, the Queen speaks out, children’s TV presenter emotions and Club Med sex shows.
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6 days ago
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 52
Roy dishes out some on-pitch justice and some class politics, Ben Galloway gets involved and we hear about Roy’s book club. (Rec: 28/5/20)
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Feb 24, 2021
The Snow White Odyssey - Part 10
The final chapter – shark films, Gazza almost drowns, the birds make a grey pie, more of Doc’s back story, and then the film ends
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Feb 23, 2021
Life Logistics: Glass Smashing
Breaking a bottle to get to some money, hotel advice, milk puking, multi-conurbation sightings, and cancer help. (Rec: 26/5/20)
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Feb 22, 2021
Florida Roy
Not doing that, primary school hell, and market researching milk.
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Feb 21, 2021
Top Flight Tune Machine – 17/07/1999
Our Price memories, going round to Eno’s house, self-titled albums, unwelcome life advice, and Pigeon Street. (Rec: 24/5/20)
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Feb 19, 2021
Cloth Special
Our wiping methods are compared and contrasted, and we discuss Class Action Park.
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Feb 18, 2021
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 51
Roy does Mastermind, complex crowd banter, attention-seeking and Trevor Brinsden’s new low. (Rec: 21/5/20)
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Feb 17, 2021
The Snow White Odyssey - Part 9
Steamboat Willie, Bunsen burner stockists, yodelling, bedtime trickery, Doc’s family tree, and skeleton abuse. (Rec: 20/5/20)
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Feb 16, 2021
Life Logistics - Imaginary Arrival Music
Two teas, poisoning other podcasts, eating dogs’ noses, and floor fishcakes. (Rec: 19/5/20)
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Feb 15, 2021
Shirking Not Working
Did Yoda pay the Jedis? Also, Chewbacca’s toilet methods, and yearning for spells in hospital and prison.
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Feb 12, 2021
Space John
The folk tradition in podding, a new cartoon adventure, and large parties. Also… what’s your objective?
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Feb 11, 2021
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 50
Roy coaches Elton Blake, the pressures of kicking a football, some childhood pain revisited, and Trevor Brinsden returns.
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Feb 10, 2021
The Snow White Odyssey - Part 8
Dirty-handed dwarfs, living out loud, the aristocrat life, Michael Winner’s bed, and the basements of the super-rich. (Rec: 13/5/20)
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Feb 9, 2021
Life Logistics - Watery Hole
Appliance-mending YouTubers, Antipodean attention-seeking, Barry Norman’s pickled onions and a dirty old man. (Rec: 12/5/20)
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Feb 8, 2021
Top Flight Tune Machine - 09/01/1989
A pop blob, arcade fear, an unlikely MBE, a name change, and a major Neighbours update. (Rec: 10/5/20)
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Feb 8, 2021
Honesty Football
VAR’s big screen, rule confusion, the best podding duos, and a major Latvian decision.
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Feb 5, 2021
Uncle Tom
Abandoned Melchester, Tory crumpets, a grandad that wasn’t, funerals, and Caribbean chicken.
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Feb 4, 2021
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 49
Shameless grifters, a punch is thrown, 1980s stereotyping, snooker, Pancho’s shopping needs, and more of Roy’s terrifying kids. (Rec: 7/5/20)
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Feb 3, 2021
The Snow White Odyssey – Part 7
Nicknames, our Radio 2 future, oxen, hot objects, Dutch bungalows, and Doc’s back story. (Rec: 6/5/20)
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Feb 2, 2021
Life Logistics - Drink Value
Self-nicknaming, child crime, kids TV casting, wedding postponement, and shelving. (Rec: 5/5/20)
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Feb 1, 2021
Ape Pillow
Bed history, breaking into a museum, sleeping in meetings, battling with celebs’ lawyers, and some old football.
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Jan 29, 2021
Stan Bowles’ Ambulance
Cake antics, a family treats powerplay, napping science, illegal blue lights, and buying film rights in a pub.
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Jan 28, 2021
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 48
Arnie Meckiff’s shop, Roy’s personal taxi, VIP prison, Mike Tyson road rage, and a punch is thrown. (Rec: 30/4/20)
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Jan 27, 2021
The Snow White Odyssey - Part 6
The pros and cons of dreams, canal boat hypnotherapy, Derren Brown’s Croydon head-spell, and a little bit of Snow White. (Rec: 29/4/20)
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Jan 26, 2021
Life Logistics - Water
French landlady issues, noisy eaters, addiction help and more in our first Life Logistics episode! (Rec: 28/4/20)
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Jan 25, 2021
Lampard Sacked
An emergency pod about Frank Lampard’s dismissal from Chelsea that ends up being about David Batty instead.
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Jan 25, 2021
Snow Fun
Listener abuse, deep fat frying, cable woe, viewing tips, and Sunderland skiing.
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Jan 22, 2021
Death By Grace Jones
Chess teams, some dadnapping, a bit of euthanasia, and some teenage mischief.
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Jan 21, 2021
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 47
Banning thoughts, Roy’s Turkish prison memories, Blackie offers to deal with Trevor Brinsden, and a shocking shop revelation. (Rec: 23/4/20)
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Jan 20, 2021
The Snow White Odyssey - Part 5
How children are conceived, Disney snobbery, Northern mining, universal basic income, and lax dwarf security. (Rec: 22/4/20)
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Jan 18, 2021
Not Blue Monday
Venn diagrams, telly talk, banned baby names, and Top of the Pops debuts.
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Jan 15, 2021
Squirrel Gang
Astroturf incursion, a Nazi monkey, some showbiz gossip, dadnapping, dad lying, and 2021 predictions.
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Jan 14, 2021
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 46
Kenny Logan’s audacity, Roy’s bullworker, Vic’s fury, a ‘Wahoooo!’, and a couple of death masks. (Rec: 16/4/20)
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Jan 13, 2021
The Snow White Odyssey - Part 4
Did this film trigger Hitler? Who the hell does Snow White think she is? Plus Italian TV and we visit the dwarfs’ diamond mine. (Rec: 15/4/20)
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Jan 11, 2021
The Tao Of Blobby
A great film, a great board game, Footballball, Liam Gallagher, and displaying your true self.
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Jan 8, 2021
Little Sam
Shorter than usual due to technical issues but still time for chat about body heat, covid liars, and orange peel pens.
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Jan 7, 2021
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 45
Supine vs lupine, small-forehead prejudice, spamming, Bryan Ferry’s worst teacher, school disco injustice and white supremacy.
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Jan 6, 2021
The Snow White Odyssey - Part 3
The Huntsman mulls over his job description, bird authority, and Snow White escapes into the depths of the forest. (Rec: 8/4/20)
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Jan 4, 2021
Mandle-Burning Man-Child
A pest control update, investing in the comfort market, and a potato story from the countryside.
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Jan 1, 2021
The 50 Greatest British Moments - Part 5
The top ten… a classic spiking, a killer year, a sausage, the birth of Lamparding, a pair of Harveys and the winner is declared.
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Dec 31, 2020
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 44
There’s a new face and the reappearance of an old one, we hear about the Melchester gay scene, and the perils of 1980s motoring. (Rec: 2/4/20)
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Dec 30, 2020
The Snow White Odyssey - Part 2
The Prince arrives with a whole load of dodgy entitlement, the Queen is enraged and commissions a special box to give to the Huntsman. (Rec: 1/4/20)
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Dec 28, 2020
The 50 Greatest British Moments - Part 4
20-11… Vardy fuel, road rage, equalising stuff, the best selfie, a bald kid, an escaped bear, and more.
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Dec 25, 2020
The 50 Greatest British Moments - Part 3
30-21… dominos, corpse-boozing, stadium-soiling, the Clough clump, a dead sheep, and more.
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Dec 24, 2020
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 43
Roy’s dilemma is resolved, the dismantling of Paco Diaz, a shock phone call from Penny, and how to remove your fingerprints in a hurry. (Rec: 26/3/20)
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Dec 23, 2020
The Snow White Odyssey - Part 1
A deserted Danish theme park, a bucket of chump, a mirror with plenty to say and our current Queen’s FIFA obsession. (Rec 25/3/20)
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Dec 21, 2020
The 50 Greatest British Moments - Part 2
40-31… Blankety Blank, Mark E. Smith, swearing, pencil-smuggling, digging, and more.
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Dec 20, 2020
Mouse Emergency!
Sam discovered a mouse infestation in his rig - here’s what happened next…
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Dec 18, 2020
The 50 Greatest British Moments - Part 1
50-41, including a horse, Alan Titchmarsh, apartheid, fancy dress, a goalkeeper, and more.
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Dec 17, 2020
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 42
The Superbrat causes trouble again, messing with FIFA 20, John Veg turns up, and the ref puts Roy in an impossible position. (Rec: 19/3/20)
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Dec 16, 2020
The Owen Odyssey - Part 8
How a TV show refused to shut down, a look at Minder, South American tit-kicking and Michael’s list of bluechip companies. (Rec: 18/3/20)
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Dec 14, 2020
Pervert Story
Why Simon had to die, a park-based powerplay, and a CBD unboxing.
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Dec 11, 2020
Reginald Bosanquet’s Disco
Dental agony, Barry Gibb’s Christmas song rage, a Barbara Windsor tribute and a raid on Argentina.
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Dec 10, 2020
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 41
Rovers’ Division 2 campaign gets underway with tension between Roy and both Vic Guthrie AND Nat Gosden. Meanwhile, the ref has plenty to say. (Rec: 13/3/20)
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Dec 9, 2020
The Owen Odyssey - Part 7
Our mums’ guts, Hologram Whitney, footballer tweets, dead cats on tables, and the secrets of the paparazzi. (Rec: 11/3/20)
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Dec 7, 2020
Terry Nutkins v Johnny Depp
Animal Magic in Scotland, Europe’s biggest baby, Shark joy, what’s inside snooker balls and a new cat infiltration.
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Dec 4, 2020
Non-Dyer Wall Talk
We’re a wall pod now – plus, our call for Britain’s greatest moments, ghost activity, and a torque injury.
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Dec 3, 2020
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 40
The 40th episode of this odyssey is solely devoted to the cover of the 5th September 1981 issue of Roy of the Rovers. And some other stuff. (Rec: 5/3/20)
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Dec 2, 2020
The Owen Odyssey - Part 6
Happy Days, CHiPs, Hart To Hart, Manimal, our sitcom plan, shapeshifting and being bob-on. (Rec: 4/4/20)
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Nov 30, 2020
Icelandic Christmas Folklore
Attenborough’s mad world of ants, the Yule Lads, advent calendars, volunteering as celeb syringers, and Elton meets Arsene.
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Nov 26, 2020
Diego Maradona
Our tribute to the greatest footballer who ever lived.
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Nov 26, 2020
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 39
Spertons, how we’ll be ended, ROTR After Dark, Melchester’s deluded fans enrage us again, and the next Odyssey confirmed. (Rec: 27/2/20)
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Nov 25, 2020
The Owen Odyssey - Part 5
Beckham and his ‘uncle’, VAR takes his eye off the ball, our dystopian raspberry future, the TFTM dinner club and a tiny bit of Michael. (Rec: 27/2/20)
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Nov 23, 2020
A Cockney at Oxford?
The best British moments, Dominic Cummings, Shaun Ryder, Lovers Rock, and Michael McIntyre on Spurs.
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Nov 20, 2020
Gladiators and Wispas
Gladiators and Wispas.
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Nov 19, 2020
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 38
Roy tries to single-handedly tackle Rovers’ hooligan problem but goes full Lampard instead. (Rec: 20/2/20)
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Nov 18, 2020
The Owen Odyssey - Part 4
The TFTM reach, sea filings, Owen gets mugged off by Shearer and asks his parents for World Cup penalty tips. (Rec: 19/4/20)
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Nov 16, 2020
Koi Carp For Cockneys
A Wall recap, a life-altering chimp attack, snooker, psychology nonsense, ants, and a dog statue.
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Nov 13, 2020
All The Trimmings
The Sid James/Peter Sutcliffe connection, Broadmoor Christmas dinner, more parental humiliation, and reggae.
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Nov 12, 2020
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 37
The coconut crab, nightwear, an addiction to murder, and Roy has a dilemma. (Rec: 13/2/20)
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Nov 11, 2020
The Owen Odyssey - Part 3
A train to France 98, Andy’s demise, epilepsy, a bit of Bowie, and Michael’s over-analysis. (Rec: 12/2/20)
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Nov 9, 2020
The Joy of CNN
Monopoly, the end of Trump, Arsene Wenger’s audiobook, and illicit schoolyard trading.
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Nov 6, 2020
Touch & Steel
The literary event of 2020, an armchair, Bananarama and new bin talk.
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Nov 5, 2020
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 36
Roy’s ghost wife takes part in a foursome; plus autographing, Murphy’s Mob, and a run-in with two sets of ultras. (Rec: 06/02/20)
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Nov 4, 2020
The Owen Odyssey - Part 2
Michael and England get to France 98 but Hoddle gets frustrated by his players’ ability. Plus some Earth Tournament news and Sam’s unofficial half-marathon. (Rec: 07/02/20)
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Nov 2, 2020
'Daddy, Why Did You Lie?’
Herr Bauer’s press button, the soil at Burnham Beeches, frisbee dog, and the Premier League’s new name.
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Oct 30, 2020
Sunderland Hot Bodies
The Hairy Cornflake, why early Loaded created TFTM, and a rat-hole pervert.
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Oct 29, 2020
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 35
Hallucinogens, tongue sandwiches, and a drunk Penny continues to troll Roy before the Race family head to the royal wedding. (Rec: 29/01/20)
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Oct 28, 2020
The Owen Odyssey - Part 1
We begin a shallow dive into Michael Owen's 'Rebooted' autobiography. Gazza's La Manga rig, solitude, and Sinitta's World Cup 98 influence. (Rec: 30/01/20)
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Oct 26, 2020
Danny Dyer vs The Style Council
Ghosts, The Wall, pub fighting, a kiddie camp story, and Lampard.
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Oct 23, 2020
Check Your Bits
Modern music, Sir John Blowie, Sam’s doctor letter, Pele’s birthday, and a death-faking fish.
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Oct 22, 2020
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 34
The weird enclosure at the 1981 Human Royal Wedding, the Chiswick Soul Patrol, and football fan parks. (Rec: 23/01/20)
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Oct 21, 2020
The Ripley Odyssey - Part 8
James Garner v Glen A Larson, and a bit from the Ripley book too. (Rec: 22/01/20)
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Oct 19, 2020
Another Football Episode
Comebacks, the pressure of fans, Lampard’s refuelling methods, and more pro-PPV common sense.
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Oct 16, 2020
Covid Cul-de-sac
Understanding tiers, ghost Christmas plans, and entitled football fans (again).
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Oct 15, 2020
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 33
Roy catches anxiety and gets a nice touch from his players. Meanwhile we examine crabbing, shelling peas, drug tablets and a garden fire. (Rec: 16/1/20)
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Oct 14, 2020
The Ripley Odyssey - Part 7
From a tasty-looking dog tongue to Pancho From The Flats’ goose… and almost everything in between. (Rec: 15/1/20)
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Oct 12, 2020
Continental Breakfast Unboxed
Demon map needs, cheese analysis, a sealing machine opportunity, egg shelling, and Boris Johnson steals from Len.
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Oct 9, 2020
Kid Football Passport Scam
A new nickname, our producer stag, more reasons why football is rubbish, and Roger Taylor talks printer ink.
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Oct 8, 2020
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 32
Penny steps out of line, and Roy offers to take on some away fans and their Aunt while falling foul of an unwanted cloud. (Rec: 10/01/20)
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Oct 7, 2020
The Ripley Odyssey - Part 6
It’s mostly hair, this one. And beards. (Rec: 09/01/20)
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Oct 5, 2020
Reflections On The Wall
Our favourite TV show is back and we’re buying the board game. Plus hiking, eBay tips and conspiracy mates.
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Oct 2, 2020
Fleet Foot Frankie
Do we want Trump to die? Plus Spitting Image, Lampard’s fractious mental state and TOTP1990.
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Oct 1, 2020
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 31
Roy models the new Melchester strip, Charlie Carter reveals his roots, and Roy has some strange casting ideas for the Rovers TV drama. (Rec: 02/01/20)
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Sep 30, 2020
The Ripley Odyssey - Part 5
Sam wages war on time, plus monkey childnapping, sedating a lion, bum eggs and more. (Rec: 01/01/20)
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Sep 29, 2020
The Ripley Odyssey - Part 4
A bit of Prince, Sam’s rat fear, a potato ban revoked, some racy Toronto plans and a skin-shedding man. (Rec: 23/12/19)
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Sep 28, 2020
Top Flight Millionaires
Our net worth revealed, Ghetto Heaven, swearing footballers and a painful memory from behind the Iron Curtain.
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Sep 25, 2020
Pumpkin Discount
Playing on concrete and metal, Harry Kane’s gender reveal party, renewing wedding vows, vasectomy reversal influencing, and Bielsa’s games room.
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Sep 24, 2020
The Ripley Odyssey - Part 3
Big-spleened fish men, the toe claw, watermelon chest-chopping, hands-free table tennis and a hotel car. (Rec 18/12/19)
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Sep 23, 2020
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 30
Things get nasty during Melchester’s Scottish friendly, but Roy lightens the mood with an amazing revelation. (Rec: 27/12/19)
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Sep 22, 2020
The Ripley Odyssey - Part 2
Live from a photoshoot… clowns, barnacles, freckles, radio presenter archery boasts, and a key in the skull. (Rec: 12/12/19)
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Sep 21, 2020
The Ripley Odyssey - Part 1
The start of our deep dive into Ripley’s Believe It Or Not 2020 - sorry but it’s no football and almost all animals. (Rec: 04/12/19)
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Sep 21, 2020
Countdown Bath
Lampards senior and junior, the roofers derby, more food hiding, a pumpkin war, and the Electric Mouse returns.
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Sep 18, 2020
Floppy Criminals
Serial killers, lonely kids, the future of the 2p, Paul Heaton, stage-licking, a theft accusation, hiding food, and the reboil.
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Sep 16, 2020
The Melchester Odyssey – Part 29
More drama in Rovers’ pointless post-relegation end-of-season match in Scotland against Weston Villa. (Rec: 19/12/19)
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Sep 14, 2020
ResultsBot’s Halfway House
1990s sarnies, kids spending pity-time with their parents, becoming a lord for £20, more accidental noncing, and a record is broken by some racists.
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Sep 11, 2020
Premier League Preview 20/21
Our new favourite player name, predictions galore, fit and proper Mike Ashley, Bielsa’s plans, and Jake Humphreys.
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Sep 9, 2020
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 28
Roy visits a distillery, his best mate gets clingy, and we hear about the greatest work experience kid ever. (Rec: 11/12/19)
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Sep 7, 2020
Dream Radio Hero Work
Which Radio 1 DJs were crying on the inside? Plus a bush-based rite of passage, coining psychologists, an amazing shower curtain and dirty football managers.
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Sep 4, 2020
Six Times A Day
Covid vaccine side-effects, laxative plans, getting sacked, our future as travel experts, and the Spurs documentary.
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Sep 2, 2020
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 27
The Fleabagging of football, vampire TV licence inspectors, and the Logans cause a stir during Rovers’ Scottish trip. (Rec: 05/12/19)
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Aug 31, 2020
Billionaire Skip Wars
Elon Musk puts a chip in Messi’s brain, Roger Taylor dispenses some more advice, and we dissect the Harry Maguire case.
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Aug 28, 2020
Creature Market
Vaccine chat, Sam goes full Icke, holiday megawasps, blunt interviewing, Jung’s violence, and alpacas.
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Aug 26, 2020
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 26
Relegation misery is forgotten as Rovers head for Scotland and prepare to become TV stars. (Rec: 28/11/19)
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Aug 24, 2020
Glamping Blood Feud
Sam’s weekend away, Dot Cotton’s disloyalty, circus skills, and cheap dining tips from Roger Taylor.
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Aug 21, 2020
Ask Pele!
What women want, the best photo ever, 50 Cent in Sunderland, and Roger Taylor’s pamphlets.
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Aug 19, 2020
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 25
‘Planing’ the magazine world, doing odd jobs for Rod Stewart, end-of-season celebrations, some talc, and an exciting new project for Roy. (Rec: 20/11/19)
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Aug 17, 2020
The Unwinnable Del Boy
Doctor’s notes, trivialising Abba, Covid coining, axe-throwing, and a robin with a message.
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Aug 14, 2020
Canal Lampard Encounter
Biddy Baxter is enraged by some Jocky Wilson massage footage, our dream festival line-up, a power play on the swings, a £1 school gun, and house party sleeping.
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Aug 12, 2020
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 24
Rovers fans gather outside Roy’s house before he takes the chopper to the big relegation match. Plus there’s a mystery sub and the joy of self-commentating. (Rec: 14/11/19)
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Aug 10, 2020
Cinema Snack Fiasco
Dating advice, wood acquisition, and Glen A Larson gets annoyed about Michael Knight’s twin’s face.
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Aug 7, 2020
Van Day
Van-manning, paint disposal, a fireworks cabinet, losing some metal, Lance Armstrong, and the hammock life.
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Aug 5, 2020
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 23
A close look at Peter Bowles… oh, and Roy invents gaslighting, donates his old telly to Rovers and faces an unlikely relegation-dodging task. (Rec: 07/11/19)
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Aug 3, 2020
Roger Taylor’s Dishoom Voucher
Escaped cows, bush journalism, hotel fire alarms, a godfather gift and more. (NB: We both agreed that this was a lovely episode)
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Jul 31, 2020
Best Times/Worst Times
Pies, cream teas, Morecambe & Wise, an exploding head, painting, and more.
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Jul 29, 2020
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 22
Some pomp, Elton John’s sex logistics, and Roy plans a move to London. (Rec: 31/10/2019)
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Jul 27, 2020
Top Dollar or Casual Bloke?
Dressing room celebrations, smelting racist statues, monkey mayhem, and being policed by our children.
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Jul 24, 2020
Split From Split
A hidden laptop, a burning boat, shell theft, the threat of jail, and a dramatic predicting climax.
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Jul 22, 2020
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 21
With hordes of Rovers fans locked outside the ground, Roy gives some friendly advice to opposing captain Don Jeavons and plans retirement in the Lake District. (Rec: 24/10/19)
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Jul 20, 2020
The Air
Driving a 60s Jag with a train robber, sound issues, Souness and Wilkins in Italy, and Bielsa in the Premier League.
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Jul 17, 2020
Smelting
The Xerox saga reaches a conclusion and we hatch some new plans involving gold and Victorian grave-plundering. Plus shape-throwing and Toy Day.
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Jul 15, 2020
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 20
The terror of serious illness, a new throw-in podcast, a crooked ref, a nice meal out for the Race family & dressing room hi-jinks. (Recorded 19/10/2019)
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Jul 13, 2020
Ortolan Zeitgeist
A mailbag update, some advice for Johnny Depp, songbird consumption cosmos stuff, and our new woodland campaign.
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Jul 10, 2020
Louie?
Thermos flasks, Facebook birth wrongness, a shock Leniverse appointment and some predictions.
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Jul 8, 2020
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 19
Some exhausting shooting practice followed by a surprise spectator at Melchester v Zalmo in the European Cup… (Recorded 10/10/2019)
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Jul 6, 2020
IFS Big Week
Dishing out insults, predicting tactics, Chip Sunday, a Victorian graveyard, and Ennio Morricone.
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Jul 3, 2020
ResultsBot and ERNIE
A lockdown houseguest, some stunning Leniverse news, a barefoot street chase, and Russian toes.
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Jul 2, 2020
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 18
Roy covets Blackie Gray’s wife and considers widowship while enjoying The Dukes of Hazzard and burning his clothes. (Recorded 02/10/2019)
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Jun 29, 2020
Andy Three-Hammocks
New words to Liverpool from the rappers, leaving a speech in the pub (but not the pub that Pele is in), seagulls eating other animals, and crow grudges.
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Jun 26, 2020
Business Geese
Kenny Dalglish’s phone, a TFTM drummer, hammocks, penguins, and sleeping over a rope.
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Jun 25, 2020
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 17
Roy wears himself out while trying to crush Rotherton and almost dies from sadness, but not before inspiring the rest of the Melchester team. (Recorded 26/09/2019)
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Jun 22, 2020
The Xerox Perpetuity
Photocopier torment, ResultsBot’s COVID nightmare, a Premier League look back and a vaccine theory.
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Jun 20, 2020
Humans of Honour - Mick Talbot
He's the keyboard king who was 50% of The Style Council and enjoyed spells with Dexy's Midnight Runners and Roger Daltrey and Wilko Johnson - and we've interrogated him just for you.
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Jun 19, 2020
Personal Ice Cream Service
Mad dads, a softball/golfer altercation, postman tales, and some buried money.
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Jun 18, 2020
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 16
Roy has a shave and gets out on the pitch to try and get over Penny, with his players all talking behind his back. (Recorded 19/09/2019)
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Jun 17, 2020
SAS BBQ
This was going to be a Keegan Hamburg Odyssey episode but we got sidetracked. Includes self-immolation, Raoul Moat, One Direction and the dark net.
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Jun 15, 2020
Paternal Hand-Holding
Insomnia, a night accident, drunk injuries, lung capacity, massive cosmos stuff, and the predictions are back.
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Jun 12, 2020
Ripley & Wilcox Clone Army
La Liga, Geoffrey Chichester, Morrissey, telly tips, and wart removal.
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Jun 11, 2020
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 15
Penny storms off to her mother's and Roy enjoys being home alone. For a while...
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Jun 8, 2020
Humans of Honour - Stan Hey
Our interview with the writer whose credits include Auf Wiedersehen Pet, The Manageress, Spender and a host of official World Cup films.
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Jun 8, 2020
Up The Gelato
Banning fans from football, ice cream queuing and the cosmos, and a couple of new games.
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Jun 5, 2020
Grandad’s Football Boast
Family Zoom quizzes, documentaries, framing a newspaper cutting, Hoddle & Waddle’s flop follow-up, and private detectives.
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Jun 4, 2020
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 14
Roy holds a successful snowbound Sunday training session, but trouble is brewing at home. And where is Ernie Gosden in 2019?
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Jun 3, 2020
A View To A Kill
In his new 80's movie podcast Sam Delaney joins his cousin Bruce to look back at the only Bond movie to use a plotline stolen from Minder, an elderly Roger Moore having it off with Grace Jones, a mad iceberg submarine and Q absuing his position as a state funded scientist to cop a look at lady's boobs. This pod comes out every week on a Thursday - if you like what you hear please subscribe.
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Jun 1, 2020
Train Beer Teacher
Court self-defending, Don Arden, cat prosecco, crow tactics and supplementing an educational income.
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May 31, 2020
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 13
Nat Gosden’s awful kids get in the dressing room and start mouthing off. Roy tries to arrange a child-swap, and sets up a Sunday session across the road…
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May 29, 2020
It’s Back!
The return of the Premier League, trending on Twitter, and lifting Babs Windsor above your head.
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May 25, 2020
Voyeur Stag
Unwanted park attention, the shady influence of Big Crow, a spooky mystery, and the Dominic Cummings conundrum solved.
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May 22, 2020
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 12
Nat Gosden makes his Rovers debut, the nightmare of your ROTR issue not arriving in time, and Sunderland’s gated compounds.
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May 22, 2020
Salmon Buttons
Pet treats, mug relationships, family crests, party pants catastrophe, nut chat, and a sad desert island fantasy.
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May 18, 2020
The Spirit of Lonely Water
True dog love, Minder, Tyson, Strummer on swimming, a Scouse night out and Wednesday night’s plans.
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May 15, 2020
Hail Zito Morco
A much-needed Earth Tournament update, a Biscoff development, a sunflower crime, and another TFTM Man of Honour.
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May 14, 2020
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 11
Roy visits a kiddy hospital on Christmas Day, hits the release catch, and makes a stunning signing for Rovers...
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May 11, 2020
New Fox
Over-caffeining, meeting your heroes, garage boxing, more crow stuff, and an unusual house guest.
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May 8, 2020
The New Normal
Back to the vets, cat valium, Pancho’s retail needs, teenage bush discovery, and some digging chat.
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May 7, 2020
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 10
Roy has a post-match showdown and Roy Jr turns into an apple dog witch. Meanwhile, is China controlling our wind?
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May 4, 2020
Biscuit Biscuits
The evil that crows do, a Nelson update, dog-shaving, shopping for Pancho and the truth about Shilton.
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May 1, 2020
The Charity Safety Net
Tubby youth abuse, a Nelson tail update, puppy prep, and an 80s TV monster.
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Apr 30, 2020
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 9
Geoff Giles continues to torment Roy, who is more concerned with circumcision and presenting his plans for the nation to Mrs Thatcher. Meanwhile, the Queen shuts down Sky Sports…
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Apr 27, 2020
Wonderful Things
Camper vans, Lamparding at festivals, private podding for Jay Kay, our posthumous episode plans, and Prince.
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Apr 26, 2020
When Cows Disappeared
Our thoughts on the Egyptians and Japan, how TFTM will end, fishcakes revisited, and homemade crisps.
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Apr 23, 2020
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 8
Racey has a sausage-fuelled nightmare – but can salvation arrive in the form of Lorraine Chase?
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Apr 22, 2020
Hot Mouth USA
A tail update, toastie-maker disposal, a worm win, and two different mentions of dinosaurs.
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Apr 21, 2020
Sexy Burglar
Paranoia, loss adjustment, celebrity rigs, our dream Prime Minister, and cat tail horror.
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Apr 20, 2020
Lonely Mountain Wind
Mental health top-ups, the Nuttall Test, the worst sporting figures, and potato formats.
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Apr 17, 2020
Little Elvis & Robocop
Sheffield Wednesday, Spud-U-Like and some other stuff…
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Apr 16, 2020
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 7
We meet Victor Boskovic, discuss curly cables and Ben Galloway’s dreamland. Meanwhile, Roy pins his hopes on a trembling teenage keeper…
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Apr 14, 2020
The Pressures Of Podding
Addictive behaviour, a Euro 92 cuckolding update, astronomy, and Len’s Q&A. (Apologies for Sam’s robot voice for the first 12 mins of this)
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Apr 10, 2020
Euro 92 Nightmare
Chippy tea deliveries, some incredible Earth Tournament updates, and Sam’s sadness after getting the snacks in 28 years ago.
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Apr 9, 2020
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 6
As his goalie has a breakdown, Roy fends off a tirade of fan abuse. Back at home, we see the Race family's space-age telly as concerns grow for Roy Jr’s welfare.
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Apr 7, 2020
Egg Uber
Shopping, slippers, Sir John Asos, Baileys, an Earth Tournament update, some lies and weirdness, and roof tasering.
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Apr 6, 2020
Thank You Belgian Scientist
Baking bread, a near-triggering, rugby horror, water cannons, swords and guess what’s back…?
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Apr 2, 2020
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 5
Charlie Carter has a mare, Paco Diaz gives it some dis ‘n’ dat, and Roy tries to salvage glory from disaster and Cretan revenge.
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Apr 1, 2020
Wasp Bus
An ice cube, Canada, footballer initiation retaliations, and more of your weirdest sightings.
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Mar 31, 2020
Weirdest Things
Mainly a round-up of the weirdest things you’ve seen. Some great, some average, some awful.
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Mar 30, 2020
The Zen Of Tidying Up
How housework is filling the void, the strangest things we’ve ever seen, our plans to breed and flog tiger cubs, and women’s hairstyles.
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Mar 27, 2020
Leave It To Cosmos
Our two year isolation prep, a live cuppa delivery, a Raab attack, the best news in months, and the magic of Tiger King.
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Mar 26, 2020
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 4
A farewell lunch gets out of hand, a there’s generic fans protest, Roy rips off his rivals, and Rovers’ season goes from bad to worse…
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Mar 24, 2020
Trump’s Badgers
Some begging, ghost neighbours, tigers, virus rumours and Lamparding the lockdown.
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Mar 23, 2020
Bird Exploitation
Home schooling, pandemic exercising, a doctor’s advice, panic buying, World Cup movies and our next odyssey is revealed…
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Mar 20, 2020
Shut The Pubs!
We’ve made a viral video which prompted the government to give everyone free cash – how will this affect ResultBot’s robot money pipe?
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Mar 19, 2020
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 3
Roy drops a transfer bombshell, the Portdean fans run wild at Melboro, we meet Penny Race and Roy gets his chopper out…
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Mar 18, 2020
Glass Special
Just what happened when Sam took a bag of glass shards home? Plus a bit of John Cosmos and some pharmacist news…
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Mar 17, 2020
The First Keane Odyssey - Omnibus Episode
Here's all seven episodes of the original Keane Odyssey, which looked at Roy's 'The Second Half' book, joined together into one massive 232-minute super episode. YAFFLE!
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Mar 17, 2020
Scholes Or Varney?
Our finest Talksport moment, plus Sam goes up the storage and gets sucked into panic-buying. Tomorrow… the broken glass story…
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Mar 15, 2020
Introducing Your Lay Scientists
How Dad’s Army can help us through the crisis, Sir John Corona, anonymous Lampards, playground virus info, and knocking up some ventilators…
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Mar 14, 2020
Shopping Parasite
Isolation, Jackie Chan’s lock-up, some content recommendations, and a load of Joe Pasquales.
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Mar 12, 2020
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 2
Roy waxes lyrical about the olive kebab, there’s some bungling and a rotten ref, and Roy and Blackie’s lock-in tactics are revealed…
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Mar 12, 2020
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 1
Our new Roy of the Rovers 1980s deep dive gets underway. Two lads go from car park shovelling to first team starts, while another pair have an on-pitch clash…
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Mar 11, 2020
The Keane Odyssey 2 - Part 19
We reach the end of the Odyssey with the drama of Saipan, Roy looking forward to a bright future, and a man trapped in the Japanese sky forever…
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Mar 10, 2020
Bum Wasps
Instagram purchasing addiction, our Corona profiteering plans, and inventive toilet roll alternatives.
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Mar 6, 2020
Your Weekend Is Yours
Some old snooker music, being bionic, some Coronavirus news, more teapots, Jack Hargreaves, and new Space Robbers.
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Mar 5, 2020
The Keane Odyssey 2 - Part 18
Harry’s Challenge, a Bryan Adams show in the middle of the night, cheese sandwiches, dealing with drinking while you’re an alcoholic, & dressing up as a tiger.
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Mar 3, 2020
The QPR Murders
A bit of John Cosmos, sexy telly, the Bristow story, a news jotter and more
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Mar 3, 2020
Nan And The Cup Final Ticket
How to act tough in a chippy, Biscoff love and Eric Bristow gets A Question of Sport wrong.
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Feb 28, 2020
Manference Is Go!
Plans for our conference (Coronageddon permitting), speed-mentoring, hand gel panic-buying, bridging snack woes and more…
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Feb 27, 2020
The Keane Odyssey 2 - Part 17
Roy has his own thing (not like those robot babies), gives Bosnich a blast, gets his revenge on Haaland, and we learn more about the mouth sandwich…
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Feb 24, 2020
Long Dinner
Our Radio 4 takeover plans, a trip to a Noel Coward play, hotel reviews, and Tyson Fury.
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Feb 21, 2020
The Dawson Stance
Sam looks forward to a birthday party and remembers upsetting Amanda Holden. We also get some cashpoint safety tips. (Apologies for the sound issues)
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Feb 20, 2020
The Keane Odyssey 2 - Part 16
Roy has a 10-day city break for the 1999 Champions League Final, shares a hotel room with Denis Irwin, and avoids a Barcelona blinding.
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Feb 18, 2020
Hateful Neighbours
A look about outdoors, bins, Sir John God’s wrath, riddles, and war animals.
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Feb 17, 2020
Pub Car Park
Sam’s first OB, Tears For Fears, some Lamparding, prosthetics, and the end of civilisation.
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Feb 15, 2020
Dental Nightmare
Cheese, Delaney letters to West Ham, part two of Space Robbers, some more cosmos stuff, and an Apple naming crisis…
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Feb 14, 2020
The Football Episode
Tactics, predictions, and our recent brush with the upper classes - almost 100% football content.
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Feb 12, 2020
The Keane Odyssey 2 - Part 15
Roy becomes a bad harlequin, scorns the city centre, and tries to stay normal.
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Feb 11, 2020
Identical Shep
Tom & Jerry, Stubby the war dog, more Blue Peter revelations and a first-hand encounter with Wojtek.
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Feb 10, 2020
Russian Sunday Dinner
Freelancing versus the foundry, a showbiz party, a fat black cat update and a local busybody website.
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Feb 7, 2020
Dental Hijacking
Sam’s hygienist tries to entice him, we celebrate John Noakes, hear more from the cosmos and start a choose-your-own-adventure…
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Feb 5, 2020
The Keane Odyssey 2 - Part 14
Baby Solskjaer is almost squeezed into oblivion, Sir John Jazz invents jazz, Roy gets a windowless gym, and there's an insight into the Cockney community…
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Feb 4, 2020
Almost Live From Leeds
Backstage at our latest live show, a mailbag delve, the cosmos, some riddles, and Scotland’s best bear.
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Feb 3, 2020
Almost Live From London
Backstage at our live show, we talk about our pre-show rituals, and hear about The God Diet and self-hating Londoners.
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Jan 31, 2020
Fat Black Cat
A feline encounter goes weird, why we should all have more tea, and some football predictions...
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Jan 30, 2020
The Keane Odyssey 2 - Part 13
A cockney turns up at Old Trafford, Roy has a fight in a bar, does his cruciate, gets obsessed with Neighbours again, and has a one-man Christmas party
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Jan 28, 2020
Guts Cod
Some listener Lamparding, football haters, crabbing horror, rig servicing, non-books, and a struggle with a riddle.
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Jan 27, 2020
Car Sleeping
Sticking with dull books, studio construction, and dubious street transactions…
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Jan 24, 2020
Doncaster Services
A shorter than usual episode with predictions, a non-dead man, and Sam’s musings on his week
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Jan 23, 2020
The Keane Odyssey 2 - Part 12
Roy gets a bit sniffy about Cantona, Fergie makes some prank calls, we take a trip to Paperboy Heaven and Jason McAteer buys some dolls…
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Jan 21, 2020
Bigger Than JFK
Ongoing personal highs and lows, some fine riddle work and a bit of actual football chat…
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Jan 20, 2020
Timbrell Update
Court reporting, Keane v Carragher, influencing and more…
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Jan 17, 2020
Rig Upgrade
Cristiano Ronaldo’s life hacks, murder telly, cucumbers, and just what will Sam do on the telly for money?
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Jan 15, 2020
The Keane Odyssey 2 - Part 11
Frank Lampard meets a van-driving enchanted football, we plan a podcast academy, Sam gives a talk at a posh school, plus the Poznan babies. Not much Roy in this one, sorry...
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Jan 14, 2020
Cheers, Cosmos!
Local deaths and local horses, riddles, booze hiding, a squirrel in a school, and butcher bullying.
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Jan 13, 2020
When The Roses Bloomed
A warning from nature, the bony hand of VAR, the Beatles launch a start-up, and Cass gets in touch with his roots…
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Jan 10, 2020
Kevin Technics
Sam brings back riddles, there’s some 2020 predictions, and we expose you to our Royal opinions.
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Jan 9, 2020
The Keane Odyssey 2 - Part 10
The truth about Roy’s lawyer, the pros and cons of wearing studs, more ticket-distribution agony, and the introduction of church merch…
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Jan 8, 2020
Outer Space Social Services
Andy’s solo Christmas Day, the Delaneys’ Boxing Day party, sawdust lessons and will there be telly redemption for Sam?
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Jan 7, 2020
Celebrity New Mum-Spotting
We’re back! The viewfinder, Bruce Forsyth, the SAS, a murder, and a feminism update.
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Jan 2, 2020
The Keane Odyssey 2 - Part 9
Roy gets hooked on Tetris, goes watch-shopping with Lee Sharpe and is sniffed out by Professor Yaffle at USA 94…
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Dec 31, 2019
The TFTM Awards 2019
Here's our look back at the best of the year - widows, naps, bargains and more...
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Dec 24, 2019
The Keane Odyssey 2 - Part 8
Jack Walker’s beeping, fizzing fax machine fails to do its job and Kenny Dalglish pursues Roy to Cyprus in an attempt to sue him…
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Dec 23, 2019
Star Wars
We talk about the new Star Wars film and some other stuff.
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Dec 20, 2019
Christmas Is Confusing
The decade-defining football match, a rare shout-out, a secret about Lineker’s house, and a look back at the prediction king’s 2019 efforts.
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Dec 18, 2019
The Keane Odyssey 2 - Part 7
A trip to Jersey, a shallow dive into Bergerac, Sam’s Father’s Day meltdown, and Roy is appalled by his team mates’ homes…
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Dec 17, 2019
Sam’s Teapot Family
Fraternal rivalry, our countryside podcast retreat, an armed police mix-up, and some film recommendations.
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Dec 16, 2019
Traffic Light Weirdness
Sunderland duck disappointment, a restaurant fight, Christmas calypso, and a Yuletide star’s festive farewell.
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Dec 13, 2019
Don’t Fear… Love
An election debrief, night-time toilet trips, and almost killing someone by mistake…
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Dec 11, 2019
The Keane Odyssey 2 - Part 6
We get sidetracked with George Lucas, Sam has a run-in with Rio Ferdinand’s alien advisors, and lots of stuff about hiding from people See you all UPTOWN!
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Dec 10, 2019
Lake Como Death Plunge
Boris Johnson’s phone-nicking antics, a bit of mailbag and some more Krampus stuff…
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Dec 9, 2019
Krampus Hate
Double-visiting the services, taking the kids to ‘divorce court’, the weekend’s speedball goal and Santa’s nemesis…
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Dec 6, 2019
The TFTM Swimming Gala
We debate the merit of public school kids, Sam goes to a celeb birthday party and has a look at Anthea Turner’s fiancé’s hair. Also, predictions.
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Dec 4, 2019
The Keane Odyssey 2 - Part 5
Roy falls foul of Mr Ticket, embraces classic disco, gets familiar with the Forest pitch, power-plays Jack Charlton and sows the seeds of the McCarthy feud…
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Dec 3, 2019
Britpop Cashpoint Showdown
More medical chat, a bit of a mailbag delve, a Timbrell tribute act and a bit of #AskSting…
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Dec 2, 2019
Health Special
We reveal our current ailments, discuss doctor punishment, explore the permasquint, and investigate alleged EPL wrongdoing…
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Nov 29, 2019
Raven Guts
The Archbishop of Canterbury’s rig, Simon Cowell’s toilet paper, and our search for the EPL’s most beautiful boss…
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Nov 28, 2019
The Keane Odyssey 2 - Part 4
Clough gives Roy his first set of wheels then punches him in the face, but Roy makes up for it with a great night out in Sidetrax in Cork. Plus some stuff about Pinocchio and the Queen’s data systems needs…
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Nov 26, 2019
Cockney Computer Game
Why Dolly Parton is better than Ken Loach, Sting’s sex and bargains advice, a racist spider, and some more ghost stuff.
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Nov 25, 2019
Wolf Cat
The differences between relationships in Milton Keynes and Barcelona, inviting Martin Lewis for dinner, and the best ever football formation
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Nov 22, 2019
Unlucky Van Man
Exotic hipster football, reviews of a couple of new films, a book giveaway and some football predicting…
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Nov 20, 2019
The Keane Odyssey 2 - Part 3
Roy displays contempt for his new teammates and is forced to drink milk before a road trip with Brian Clough. Also, we hear from Graeme Souness and George Weah…
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Nov 18, 2019
Dr Zimmerman’s Sweat Clinic
Recorded live backstage in Cardiff, we reflect on the Prince Andrew interview and, erm, Radiohead...
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Nov 15, 2019
Post-Tour Exhaustion
Reflections of our recent live shows, including the kind of people we don’t want to see at them. Plus more Pellegrini angst, and some thoughts about Barry Grant…
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Nov 13, 2019
The Keane Odyssey 2 – Part 2
Unemployed Roy sinks into a ‘half life’ and becomes obsessed with Neighbours before getting a job eating chocolate, George Weah backs a demolition start-up, and Nottingham Forest come calling…
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Nov 12, 2019
The Tom & Katy Show
An on-the-road mid-tour episode from Manchester, where we get mobbed by a pair of crazed fans...
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Nov 8, 2019
The TFTM Bubble
Tentative plans to take a contract killer on tour, Rupert Murdoch’s panic over Clive Allen’s hair loss, and are you in the 3% or the 97%?
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Nov 6, 2019
The Keane Odyssey 2 - Part 1
Roy’s origin story begins with Basil Fawlty, a record-breaking breakfast, some mucky books and a love affair with a daytime soap… (nine months old if you're IFS #SubscribeOrPerish)
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Nov 5, 2019
Give Us A War!
A mailbag delve including some post-Elton reading, dream nonsense, Pancho’s footballing skills, and a mighty TTFN…
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Nov 4, 2019
A Good Woman
A broken knife update, plans for the TFTM film and video game, along with stuff about The Wall and the football…
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Nov 1, 2019
Soldering And A Wild Tortoise
Pretty much just that - soldering and a wild tortoise.
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Oct 30, 2019
The Keegan Odyssey - Part 44
This is it - the end. Kev settles his scores with the Cockney Mafia and looks back at a life well and truly lived. Thank you, Electric Mouse.
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Oct 29, 2019
Frittata Rig Dismantling
Elton John’s many email addresses, a pre-wedding Mexican clap doctor, Sam’s family justice, and van or caravan?
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Oct 28, 2019
Finding John Jaws’ Kidneys
Shark tips from Sam’s mum, a look back at The Wall, how to do non-sports on radio, and some other stuff…
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Oct 25, 2019
The Episode Is Operational
We delve into the ghost book again, predict a bit of football, and learn more about Michael Hutchence…
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Oct 23, 2019
The Keegan Odyssey - Part 43
A bit more fruit chat, Debarge, Snoozing Sam, and Kev heads towards the Toon exit (via the kitchen of a London restaurant)
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Oct 22, 2019
Delaney Was Right All Along
Sam gets some stuff off his chest, plus emails about intimate injuries, an embarrassing reminder and secret teacher games.
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Oct 21, 2019
‘Give Us Some Readies You Mug!’
A look back at the weekend’s football… but to be honest, it’s mostly about Danny Dyer’s BBC1 gameshow ‘The Wall’.
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Oct 18, 2019
Johnny 4
Powerday, frozen raspberries, Canning Town, superglue protests, the hardest Beatle, unsuitable films for kids, overbuying pasta, and a little bit of football.
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Oct 16, 2019
The Keegan Odyssey - Part 42
We reveal our fruit Champions Leagues, Kev is forced to buy a player he can’t find on Google and Mike Ashley downs a pint in 12 seconds.
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Oct 15, 2019
Dumpsite?
The best use of a Lego hand, a local hardman goes too far, neighbour nicknames, a dog-procuring liar, and the half-term school bunny…
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Oct 15, 2019
‘It’s The Ball Talking!’
Sir John Asda, Sam’s weak spot revealed to Millwall, Desert Island Discs rated, and some more ghost stuff…
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Oct 14, 2019
No To Space Pies
We discuss baths, moan about our newsletter, dismiss Heston Blumenthal, and argue about Michael Hutchence. (Sign up for our newsletter at https://tftimemachine.com)
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Oct 11, 2019
Many Ghosts
Unplanned weekends, spying on Lineker, Coleen v Rebekah, our newsletter, and we delve into the ultimate ghost book.
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Oct 9, 2019
The Keegan Odyssey - Part 41
Thierry Henry’s vanishing coat hanger, Kev cups Shearer in his hands and gets laughed at by the Germans, and Mike Ashley does some ratings.
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Oct 8, 2019
The Pompeii Stroker
Sam’s second fact, some poetry, some dodgy grass fire activity, some school banter and some other stuff. Includes sexual content.
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Oct 7, 2019
We Love Facts Now
Curious Nelson Piquet, smashing killer fungi, Janet Jackson, and more.
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Oct 4, 2019
Winter Attack
How to modify and maximise your bed rig set-up, plus a dad/cat/dog/snake story, Sardinian chaos, and a bit of football chat.
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Oct 3, 2019
The Keegan Odyssey - Part 40
Kev’s Newcastle comeback falls foul of the Cockney Mafia as he tries to sign some of the game’s top stars. Plus night time phone calls and online player bids.
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Oct 1, 2019
Lineker Toilet Encounter
Another mailbag delve episode - not much else to add really.
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Sep 30, 2019
Machines We Want To Buy
Sam saves a pizzeria, leprechauns, Frank Lampard’s fair play response, and 136,000 eggs.
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Sep 27, 2019
Eazy-E’s Admin Day
We reveal our Wu names, admonish certain UK cities, look back AND forward to nuclear armageddon, and predict a few football matches.
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Sep 25, 2019
The Keegan Odyssey - Part 39
Kev encounters Tony Jiminez – includes internet versus microfiche, the Amazon rain forest and two Mike Ashleys?
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Sep 25, 2019
The Keegan Odyssey - Part 38
Things grind to a halt at Manchester City as Kev analyses Joey Barton. Then it’s a night drive to London for a meeting with Mike Ashley. Also, napping.
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Sep 24, 2019
Flaming Maori
Labour #onthecoins, Baby ResultsBot, a burning man, the best tweet ever, and a dramatic way to settle a debt among friends.
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Sep 23, 2019
Bobby Moore Action Man
Sam gets all excited after a West Ham win, we hail Sky Sports’ football punditry, and experience differing curry fortunes.
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Sep 20, 2019
The Trudeau/Disney Axis Of Evil
Our plans for the Queen’s death, how to entertain the ponciest authors in Britain, and a bit of football stuff.
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Sep 17, 2019
How To Get Away With Murder
Shelley, Marc Bolan, Gary Lineker, Dale Winton, a roof dad and more from Yanni’s bar…
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Sep 16, 2019
Gaming Saturday Kitchen
David Cameron’s return to public life, James Martin’s fireman meltdown, and more from Yanni’s bar ‘Memories’ on the island of Kos…
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Sep 13, 2019
Fish O'Clock
Some cabbie acting, predictions, a film quiz, napping, a demon-resetting chat with the otters and a frog wedding.
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Sep 12, 2019
The Keegan Odyssey - Part 37
Kev brings in miserable Nicolas Anelka (bemusing Robbie Fowler into the bargain), unleashes Joey Barton on to an unsuspecting world, and gives Richard Dunne his last last last chance.
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Sep 10, 2019
Hello Again From London
The final of our cosy backstage chats from our live tour in which we talk about alcoholism and a top gangster’s bodily fluids…
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Sep 9, 2019
Hello From London
Another backstage episode, with more tales from our hugely successful live tour...
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Sep 8, 2019
Hello From Glasgow
A mini-episode we recorded before our Glasgow show this evening - let us regale you with tales of life on the road.
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Sep 4, 2019
The Keegan Odyssey - Part 36
Deep vein thrombosis, speeding tickets, Stuart Pearce’s final match, celebrity ant-related gossip, and should Sam and Andy be running the country?
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Sep 3, 2019
Stamp Stamp!
Activities, balcony sleeping, a middle-aged stand-off, post office dreams, and some football chat…
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Aug 30, 2019
‘Bonjour… Ca Va?'
More tales from the Delaneys’ all-inclusive compound, including all-day drinking with Cas and Sam losing the plot with a French Liverpool fan.
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Aug 29, 2019
Thousand Mile Cat Eye
Reports from France and Cyprus, including an unwelcome visitor to the pool, some supermarket molestation and some cat chat…
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Aug 28, 2019
The Keegan Odyssey - Part 35
Kev tries to rid Maine Road of its booze culture. Plus Liam Gallagher, urine, and being drunk when grandma calls round.
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Aug 27, 2019
2008-2009
Phil Brown scolds his players on the pitch, Man City get super rich, we have a naked night in with Jurgen Klopp, there’s insanity at the Toon, and Fergie gets right inside Rafa’s heid…
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Aug 26, 2019
Earth Tournament Inquest
A look back at the England v Morocco final, ResultsBot’s downward slide goes on, widows, Alim Ozturk’s Turkish life, and war in the Delaney family WhatsApp group…
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Aug 22, 2019
RIP Davy Tiggywinkle
Andy reports some tragic news from Cyprus, the prediction mind games increase, and we hear possibly the ultimate TTFN story…
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Aug 21, 2019
The Keegan Odyssey - Part 34
Kev moans about being England boss, Ron Atkinson’s TV-watching snack, Sam’s West Ham ticket office nightmare and surprising trip to Moscow…
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Aug 20, 2019
It’s All About The Toppings
A report from our secret compound, a gift for an atrocious criminal, a hot dog challenge, some ratings and some Aquafresh facts…
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Aug 19, 2019
Brighton Coining
The ‘so what’ penalty, intense German predicting camps, and an encounter with the Coin Mistress during a seaside jaunt…
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Aug 16, 2019
Bates, Sudoku and the Merry Widow
We finally reveal the identity of Britain’s Best Widow while Sam recounts the late 90’s pursuit of a legendary DJ…
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Aug 14, 2019
The Keegan Odyssey - Part 33
Kev struggles with England as the Pigfaces of Fleet Street work their evil magic on him, in spite of a warning from Monte Fresco. And was Our Price a socialist utopia?
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Aug 13, 2019
Delaney v Brandreth
A mailbag delve with some Senor Dis ‘N’ Dat, a lion liar and a local vigilante. Plus a Timbrell update and Joey Barton’s dad.
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Aug 12, 2019
Rate Your Fingers
Why Gary Lineker equals safety, the new wave of banter, some ratings, a Leniverse update, and we reveal Britain’s Best Widow...
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Aug 9, 2019
Premier League Preview
A look ahead at the new season, and also some stuff about Grange Hill deaths and the estate of Sir John Triffid.
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Aug 7, 2019
The Keegan Odyssey - Part 32
Michael Jackson visits Fulham before Kev leaves for England and an ageism crisis. Also, ghost minorities…
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Aug 6, 2019
Podcast For The Hooch Generation
A mailbag delve, a trip to the Costa Brava with Rocky and Ricky, the introduction of our new game ‘Ratings’, and the spectacular departure of Scratchcard John.
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Aug 5, 2019
Toxic Masculinity Buns
Len’s alter-egos, fast cars, diffusing football violence, a Budapest rig, and Paul Hollywood…
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Aug 2, 2019
Chocolating?
Bits of all sorts - coins, rigs, dis, dat, Capes, badgers, work disciplinary, and a thieving stray man. Join our prediction league on the Soccer Saturday Super Six app with code 1PY8SY
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Jul 31, 2019
The Keegan Odyssey - Part 31
Kev moves to Fulham but we focus mainly on Mohamed Al-Fayed selling lions in Harrods and the magnificence of Ray Wilkins.
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Jul 30, 2019
The Shanklin Report
Sam brings us tales of coining and car booting on the Isle of Wight, and we discuss Geoff Capes' budgie-breeding motivations...
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Jul 24, 2019
The Keegan Odyssey – Part 30
KK leaves Tyneside and goes on holiday as the nation mourns. Plus regeneration chat, royal connections and new front door research tips…
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Jul 23, 2019
Geoff Capes Goes To Davos
The strongest man of all time addresses members of the World Economic Forum. Plus widows’ rigs, crematorium bike lessons and gang rejection.
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Jul 22, 2019
Pards For Monaco
Alan Pardew, celebrity coins, Steve Bruce and a bit of Sid James. Oh, and an exclusive interview with Sam’s son Len.
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Jul 19, 2019
Ken S. Elliot
We discuss the new Cats and Top Gun film trailers.
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Jul 17, 2019
The Keegan Odyssey - Part 29
Kev’s Newcastle exit looms into view, Sir John Hall lets the lads use his house while he’s in Spain and there’s a… VIP Stevie Wonder experience…
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Jul 16, 2019
Badger Stand-Off
A mailbag delve with some fresh Senor Dis ‘n Dat, a toothpaste deep dive, a bit of ‘touchy touchy’ and our plans for the Potato Awards.
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Jul 15, 2019
The Badger/Stoat/Hawk/Rabbit Axis
Incredible sport, the refuelling habits of druids, England’s Earth Tournament final opponents are revealed, and there’s a magnificent Lewis Collins story…
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Jul 12, 2019
Franky Stu vs Suus Kiis
John Pigface rings Broadmoor, we learn more about Big Galaxy’s hit TV show ‘Warrior’, there’s some John Timbrell info, and even some football talk…
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Jul 10, 2019
The Keegan Odyssey - Part 28
KK’s disguise-aided pursuit of Shearer and enabling of Keith Gillespie’s addiction. Plus Les’s Leap, Ginola’s stinking fags, and Asprilla’s gun mayhem.
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Jul 9, 2019
Human Barbecue
A mailbag delve including some Dis ‘n’ Dat tales, the nature of hotels and the notion of trust, holiday pets, summer fairs, and lots more…
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Jul 7, 2019
Blame The Alphabet
Updates from England’s semi-final group activities in Earth Tournament and lots of revelations about camp life. Plus… shredding and fire.
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