Fearbaiting
Sara Rogers
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Sara has a rotating door of guests on to talk about a horror movie, and the peaks and valleys of horror as a genre! Also, she’s gay and talks about that a lot.
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EPISODE 176: Mars Attacks!
Aliens are scary, right? Especially when they look like all those galaxy brain feels guy memes? Well, Mars Attacks! scared our guest Kay as a kid, so it passes the bar! We talk a little bit about Austin Powers, lament the animals that perish at the hands of these nasty guys from space, and talk about their terrible attempt at making a furry.
Listen to Kay's podcast, A Song of Babys and Puppys, here!
RECOMMENDATIONS: Adopting an anime boy and making him your new son Pretzel Logic
Intro/outro music by Satah who makes music under the name people you meet outside of bars, for more tunes head over to gaygothvibes.online! Edited by Sara, whose birthday is today!
Jul 28, 2020
EPISODE 175: Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday
Get ready to descend into the depths of Hell with us this week!!!!!! ... Eventually, whenever this week's movie decides to bring us there. Well, in the meantime, why don't you pull up a chair and listen to Sara and guest Scout (@cybernetiques) talk about this week's film, Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday? Scout, a long time Jason stan, will help lead us through the weirdness of the franchise as well as the weirdness of this movie in general, from euphemistic llamas to towel logistics to, of course, horny moralism.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Fire Emblem: Three Houses
* Bloodborne
* Deca-Dence
Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars.
Editing done by Blair Kitsch, who is slowly, slowly, slowly melting.
Jul 13, 2020
EPISODE 174: Unfriended: Dark Web
Fearbaiting is the number one hacker podcast in the world, and as such we've drilled into the mainframe of your phone or computer or whatever you're listening to this on. Using our cool hacker skills, we've covertly planted this episode about Unfriended: Dark Web featuring friend of the podcast Maxie (@MaxieSatan) into your podcatcher, so now you have no choice but to listen to us talk about our cool bitcoin knowledge, our great british accents, and our opinions on how this movie definitely should've been, like, five other better movies.
RECOMMENDATION Sunset Overdrive Bug Fables: The Everlasting Sapling
Intro/outro music by Satah who makes music under the name people you meet outside of bars, for more tunes head over to gaygothvibes.online!
Edited by Sara, who is too tired to think of a funny thing to say here.
Jul 6, 2020
EPISODE 173: The Brothers Grimm
Hey, guys! Remember Supernatural? Now, imagine this: what if, instead of, like, two American weirdos and the same twelve tracks that play on every oldies station, it was, like, two German weirdos, except, like, with strange undefinable vaguely British accents? Anyway, this week we brought Chaz (@helmommete) along with to watch The Brothers Grimm, a fraternal romp into con artistry, kitten eating, fairy tales, accent work, and so much more.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Higurashi
* Them's Fightin' Herds
Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars.
Editing done by Blair Kitsch, who you can find trying to drain soup out of his ears standing over the kitchen sink.
Jun 29, 2020
EPISODE 172: Daniel Isn't Real
Well, we're back, but unfortunately we're also entirely imaginary. You made the whole podcast up! All in your brain! But I gotta say: you imagined a banger episode this week. Friend of the show Val (@flightcubb) joined us to talk about Daniel Isn't Real, which is a surprisingly on-topic movie to have watched for this very imaginary episode. We also make a way, way better version of baseball - enjoy!
RECOMMENDATIONS: Unraveled 2 Dicey Dungeons
Intro/outro music by Satah who makes music under the name people you meet outside of bars, for more tunes head over to gaygothvibes.online!
Edited by Sara, who really needs you to clean the litterbox ASAP.
Jun 15, 2020
EPISODE 171: Pan's Labyrinth
This week, your hosts explore once again how far they can stretch the genre of horror as Sara brings Quinn (@GirlDickEnergy) on to talk about Pan's Labyrinth! Topics include: A several minute long One Piece diversion, side quests for gender, forbidden grapes, bus logic, and MORE!
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Magic: the Gathering Arena, Getting high
* The original Super Mario Bros.
Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars.
Editing done by Blair Kitsch, who you can find hiding in the bottom drawer of your dresser.
Jun 9, 2020
EPISODE 170: The Conjuring 2
It's time to pour out a bottle of snake oil for some real ones this week, folks, as Sara and Elliott (@kaibaliker) open another chapter on the king and queen of grifting themselves, Ed and Lorraine Warren with The Conjuring 2! Dive headlong with us as we explore a world of Peggys, being cancelled for defending fictional billionaires, Smile antics, getting tricked into loving the straights, and MORE!!
RECOMMENDATIONS:
*
Donate to a bail fund
*
The Magnus Archives
Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars.
Editing done by Blair Kitsch, who you can find shedding his old dead skin in one continuous piece.
Jun 1, 2020
EPISODE 169: Dude Bro Party Massacre III
It's rush week, pledges! Line up for your hazing! Your first and last act of violence that we, the Frat, will inflict upon you is to see Dude Bro Party Massacre III! It might be made by the 5 Second Films guys, but they sure as hell didn't trim any fat off this 103-minute murderfest. Friend of the show/fellow frat bro/Noisespace overlord Matt joins us to recount the deaths, rack up the titty tallies, and tell us just how many times Ronald Reagan shows up. Also featuring cameos from Smile the bearded dragon!
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* We Do in the Shadows (TV Series)
* Hunter x Hunter (2011 anime)
Intro/outro music by Satah who makes music under the name people you meet outside of bars, for more tunes head over to gaygothvibes.online!
Edited by Sara, who is absolutely gone off some catnip.
May 25, 2020
EPISODE 168: James and the Giant Peach
Well, well, well, looks like our intrepid host is dead set on stretching the definition of what a horror movie even more this week as she's joined by Morg (@HauntingTheMorg) to watch James and the Giant Peach, which, yes, admittedly, we were all afraid of that weird rhinoceros-cloud-metaphor thing as children but, you know, I guess it is 2020 we're all just floating in space and-- oh, right. Topics also include: Final Fantasy Inside Baseball, the fabled Southern New Yorker, Power Rangers is good, and MORE!
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Boonta Vista
* Wow! Cool Robot
Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars.
Editing done by Blair Kitsch, who you can find slowly sinking through the floorboards.
May 11, 2020
EPISODE 167: Suspiria (1977)
This week, our friend Piper came on to talk at length about Dario Argento’s Suspiria, and in the process got a history lesson about PogChamp!
Piper can be found on Twitter @OneStrawShort!
Intro/outro music by Satah who makes music under the name people you meet outside of bars, for more tunes head over to gaygothvibes.online!
Edited by Sara, who has once again gotten into her food bag and made a huge mess of the pantry.
May 4, 2020
EPISODE 166: Escape Room
Well, Hugo award-winner Blair finally solved the puzzle and got out of the editing bay, so I figured I’d reward him by letting him talk about Escape Room before shoving him back in there. Seemed fitting, y’know? In addition, we also talked about our snacking habits, the funniest euphemisms for pussy, and Chekov’s lecture hall!
Intro/outro music by Satah who makes music under the name people you meet outside of bars, for more tunes head over to gaygothvibes.online!
Edited by Sara, who knows that you just let her inside but really, really wants to go back outside.
Apr 22, 2020
EPISODE 165: The Lighthouse
Yar!!! It’s time to bone up on your sea shanties and off-hand knowledge of the Prometheus myth, because this week we’re diving dick-first into The Lighthouse, with our guest Sarah (@SarahMcCostumes)!! In addition to politely speaking around the amounts of c*m and p*ss and other b*dily fl*ids in this film, our topics include: Naruto, briefly, semen staining the lighthouse-top, art school mode, and, inevitably, petplay.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Half-life
* Song of the Sea
Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars.
Editing done by Blair Kitsch, who you can find lying supine in the sun on his balcony because oh my god it’s finally above fifty degrees outside.
Apr 15, 2020
EPISODE 164: From Dusk Till Dawn
This week, Lavender joins us to take a break from horror movies to argue semantics about whether or not Robert Rodriguez’s From Dusk Till Dawn, is actually a horror movie? Sara picks a real stupid hill to die on, because with the amount of Quentin Tarantino foot content in this movie, it is undoubtedly a horror film.
Lavender can be found on twitter at @lavendermanna!
Intro/outro music by Satah who makes music under the name people you meet outside of bars, for more tunes head over to gaygothvibes.online!
Episode edited by Sara who was last seen batting a plastic ball around your kitchen floor.
Apr 7, 2020
EPISODE 163: Tusk
Mr. Huge Jorts is on the scene, folks, and he’s presented us with some extremely challenging material! Roy joins us this week to Manitoba: Become Walrus as we watch Kevin James’s Tusk. Mr. Epicmealtime, PLEASE go on Fearbaiting!
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* BNA: Brand New Animal
* Jigsaw puzzles!
Roy can be found on twitter at @semperfunny, and her Mo Dao Zu Shi podcast is Podcasting is Forbidden in the Cloud Recesses!
Intro/outro music by Satah who makes music under the name people you meet outside of bars, for more tunes head over to gaygothvibes.online!
Edited by Sara, who can be found curled up in a ball in the middle of someone’s bed.
Mar 30, 2020
EPISODE 162: Ready or Not
Who’s that hiding behind that bush in your neighbors back yard? Why, it’s Fearbaiting, and with a new episode, no less! If you promise not to give us up, we’ll share our hiding spot and our conversation with János (@janoskapuvari) about Ready or Not, a horror movie kind of about the children’s game hide and seek but also about classism and class warfare. What a blast! Topics also include: quarantine check-ins, Animal Crossing but in real life, teenage film pretensions, and MORE!
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Chihayafuru
* One Piece
Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars.
Editing done by Blair Kitsch, who you can find tucked up into a ball the size of just one pea.
Mar 16, 2020
EPISODE 161: Coraline
This week, your host is joined by Ion (@violetmagician_) as we venture into Coraline. Don’t worry, the buttons on our eyes are there for totally innocuous reasons. Topics this week include: social distancing, Twitter distancing, gunhead, spiderwives, and MORE!
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Mashin Sentai Kiramager
* Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun
Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars.
Editing done by Blair Kitsch, who you can find NOWHERE because he’s SOCIAL DISTANCING!!!!!
Mar 9, 2020
EPISODE 160: Shadow of the Vampire
Velcome back, dear listeners. I am speaking in a overblown German accent as is customary and am telling you this instead of vriting it out because halfvay through this bit I realized how tiresome that vould be.Bleh! This week, we brought Stephanie (@ageofoddish) along with us to venture into a world of bad German accents, metafiction, and Willem DaFoe as we watched Shadow of the Vampire! Mostly we talk about the Twilight series, but I think you can forgive us for that one.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* The Americans
* Guilty Gear Xrd REV 2
Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars.
Editing done by Blair Kitsch, who you can find sitting on the living room floor, desperately trying to entice his cats with toys.
Feb 24, 2020
EPISODE 159: The Abominable Dr. Phibes
This week, we strap on our weird forehead mirrors and don our stethoscopes as we, joined by An (@an_gremlin), venture into the horrors of the medical world with The Abominable Dr. Phibes! Our topics include Arknights Chatter, Gay Tintin Hospital (which Blair has without a doubt edited into an episode before and which you can listen to in its fullness here), Biblical Plagues, IRL Rats in Walls, and MORE!
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Phantom of the Paradise
* Anohana: The Flower We Saw That Day
Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars.
Editing done by Blair Kitsch, who you can find bathing in warm mud outside on your lawn.
Feb 17, 2020
EPISODE 158: Uzumaki
This week on Fearbaiting, the search is over. This two-year psyop disguised as a podcast to find the new CEO of Beyblades, Inc has come to a close, and that person is JB (@GemstoneJester)! In addition to their job interview, we also got to talk for a bit about the 2000 adaptation of Junji Ito’s Uzumaki! And boy, do I hope you like impressions of cartoon characters in this one, because we’ve got them in spades this week!
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Kentucky Route Zero
* There Existed an Addiction to Blood
Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars.
Editing done by Sunhat “Sara” Zhenya, who you can find dozing on your pillow.
Feb 10, 2020
EPISODE 157: Death Note
Welcome back, y’all! This week, after months and months of consideration, we’ve invited Su to join us once again to talk about Death Note! No, not the 2009 movie, or the ill-fated Netflix adaptation, but the whole damn anime itself! We, of course, talk about the nuances of criminality and justice and the highbrow hugebrained philosophies of Death Note but also, of course, about how every character in Naruto is Catholic.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Keep Your Hands Off Eizouken
* Flash in the Pan
Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars.
Editing done by Blair Kitsch, who you can find buried under 6 inches of snow.
Mother’s Basement – The Brilliance of Death Note’s Potato Chip Scene (Yes, Really)
Nov 18, 2019
EPISODE 156: Parasite
Friend of the show Morg joins us to talk about Bong Joon-Ho’s new film, Parasite! We recommend that you don’t listen to this before you’ve had a chance to see the film for yourself, but whatever! We’re not your dad!
We also talk about how the show is going to take a break from the end of November to the start of February, because Sara needs to avoid burnout, and we thank you for your understanding.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Resident Evil 2 Remake
* Spindlewheel
Intro/outro music by Satah, whose music can be found under people you meet outside of bars at gaygothvibes.online!
Nov 11, 2019
EPISODE 155: Monster House
Oh, the morally-neutral winds of fate have swept us by again, which is to say, we talked about Monster House last episode in conversational passing and then we just happened upon someone who wanted to watch it with us, that person being JB (@GemstoneJester). So we did! Join us as we struggle to remember what that one movie… also from this era… you know… the other Halloween one… is called, talk in surprising detail about MoCap, discuss the ethics of putting a woman in a cage, and SO much more!
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Parasite (2019)
* Overworlds
Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars.
Editing done by Blair Kitsch, who you can find causing irreparable damage to the Craigslist sofa you’ve had for the past two years.
Oct 28, 2019
EPISODE 154: Halloween: Resurrection
Schlocktober 2019 is coming to a close, and who better to help us bring it all in than Ceridwen (@girlin4colors) bringing with her in tow the eighth installment in the Halloween franchise, Halloween: _Resurrection_! Join us as we talk about Bad Movie Deeplore, Vriska (for far too long), Competitive Cup Stacking, and more!
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Over the Garden Wall
* The Magnus Archives
* Yamishibai
* Shudder
Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars.
Editing done by Blair Kitsch, who you can find hiding in any pile of leaves, waiting to strike.
Oct 21, 2019
EPISODE 153: One Missed Call
Ring ring! Uh oh! You got a voicemail! It’s from a ghost! You’re gonna die in a few days, apparently. That sucks. But maybe the movie we watched this week, One Missed Call, can provide you with some instructions on how to navigate this sticky situation! Joined by host of City Girls Make Do Stephanie, we’ll get to the bottom of your haunted iPhone or whatever.
In addition to brick phones, we also talked about deviantArt searches, cats not being on they celled phones, horse dives, ghostpunching, and a deep dive into Taylor Swift!
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Carly Rae Jepsen – Dedicated
* Taylor Swift – Reputation
* Tegan and Sara
Thanks to Stephanie for joining us! Find her on twitter @ageofoddish and on City Girls Make Do!
Intro/outro music by Satah, whose music can be found under people you meet outside of bars!
Here’s a picture of Looker and Nanu!
Oct 14, 2019
EPISODE 152: Fear Dot Com
This week on Fearbaiting, Schlocktober rolls on and Roy Fuckwarlock joins us to talk about the 2002 “film” Fear Dot Com (Dot Com)! Spoiler alert: it’s not very good. But the episode sure is!
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Ascendance of a Bookworm
* Lacroix Hibiscus
* Paper quilling
REFERENCED MEDIA:
* Mildred Thecat
Thank you to Satah for our incredible intro/outro music! Their music can be found at people you meet outside of bars!
Oct 8, 2019
EPISODE 151: Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2
SCHLOCKTOBER IS HERE AT LAST!!!!! And we’re kicking it off with Satah of the show, uh, Satah (@nuditea), as they bring us along to really confront our inner demons with Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2, a sequel as ill conceived as its title construction is. Join us as we really take to task how much this supposed sequel seems to really, really, deeply hate its source material.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* A lil Amiibo to bring you joy
* Tempeh! You know, like the food!
* PLAGUE MECHANIC – GARBAGEFACE
* Peachykine – Peachykine
Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars.
Editing done by Blair Kitsch, if you say his name three times into the bathroom mirror with the lights off, a vision of him eating hummus right out of the thing with his hands will appear to you.
Sep 30, 2019
EPISODE 150: Paprika
As we grow nearer to the Hallowed day of Ween, the boundary between the spectral world and the human becomes weaker. As such, sometimes (g)hosts slip through unnoticed, which is why cofounder of the show Blair has returned a week early to talk to us about Sara’s all-time favorite film, Paprika!
In addition to cicada revelations, we also discuss Almond Turds (skip to 5:15 to avoid the poop story!), Jurassic World 2 Adventure, Atsuko’s Phid, and just a ton of Film Analysis. Put your thinking brains on, y’all – Sara’s on her bullshit!
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Rascal Does Not Dream of Bunny Girl Senpai
* Norman Fucking Rockwell!
* Crossword puzzles!
Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars.
Editing done by Sara, you can find her lounging in a ray of sunlight on the kitchen floor.
Sep 24, 2019
EPISODE 149: The Evil Within
Uh oh gamers!!!!!!!! Plug in your PlayStations and fire up the ol’ Xbox because this week we’re taking a good old fashioned diversion into the world of “Video Games”. Join Sara in bringing Jessica (@tielqt) on to talk about 2014 horror game The Evil Within! Strap in and get ready to dive deep into some really thoughtful, nuanced commentary on and dissection of vidjya gamezzzz!!!!
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Journaling
* Making Your Bed
* The Hotelier – Home, Like Noplace is There
* Blank Banshee
Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars.
Editing done by Blair Kitsch, you can find him standing next to the Mississippi, just scoopin’ up river water.
Sep 18, 2019
EPISODE 148: Gregory Horror Show
This week, we delve into the weirder types of media we like to pursue as we bring Kit (@kit_spin) along with us to discuss tv show and PS2 game Gregory Horror Show! Is the hotel hell? The Shining? Silent Hill? It’s anyone’s guess! Come, log into oneeighthundredkitsexyoutfits dot com with us and sound off in the comments if you LOVE to eat dirt!
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Deadly Premonition
* Blasphemous
Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars.
Editing done by Blair Kitsch, you can find him hiding under your bed, because he’s afraid of thunder!!!!!!!
Sep 15, 2019
EPISODE 147: Paranormal Activity
WE’RE BACK, BABY!!!!! With a heavy hitter that humble editor-and-episode-description-writer Blair was truly shocked to hear that we hadn’t already covered, so snuggle up with what is probably a premature fall-flavored beverage and a nice warm blanket as we bring Blue (@Azure_Husky) along with us to talk found footage giant Paranormal Activity!
Topics include: Lighthearted car accident stories, Blair Witch Project kayfabe, Motherfucking Bitcoin Day-trader Goddamn Platonic Ideal Of A Bad Boyfriend Micah, Assigned Haunted at Birth, and Ghost Dimension word salads!
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Death Note
* Celeste
SHOW MATERIALS:
* Ghosts, short Twitter story written by Blue
* The Demons of Heterosexuality: Gender, Horror, and ParanormalActivity by Whitney Cox
Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars
Editing done by Blair Kitsch, you can find him where all fine books are sold.
Jul 29, 2019
EPISODE 146: Halloween II
Strap in, y’all! Michael Myers is back, and so is your host Sara joined by Ceridwen (@girlin4colors) with a real whopper of an episode. Take a deep dive with us into Halloween lore, Laurie Strode’s lesbianic subtext, and a truly beautiful two-part-harmony rendition of Mr. Sandman.
RECOMMENDATIONS
* The Shrieking Shack
* Paprika
Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars. Editing done by Blair, you can find him retching up a furball for approximately five minutes on your hallway floor and immediately trying to eat it afterwards. Hurry up with that paper towel!
Jul 29, 2019
On-Screen: Midsommar
Blair returns to shout about the new Ari Aster film, Midsommar!
Jul 18, 2019
EPISODE 145: Tomie: Beginning
Can you resist the horrific thrall of this… less-than-perfect Junji Ito adaptation??? Neither could your hosts! This week, Sara brings on Su @sumakesart to talk Tomie: Beginning to delve into such topics as: Lion King Sidebar, Capitalism Malaise, “The Ear Thing”, Tomie… 2!!!, The Ol’ Doublebeard, Tomie Appleseed, and MORE!
RECOMMENDATIONS:
A Place Further Than the Universe
Pink by Kyoko Okazaki
Intro and outro music by Satah, you can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online
Jul 9, 2019
EPISODE 144: Tokyo Gore Police
You know what they say, folks: ACAB (All Cops Are Bags-of-flesh)! Join your host Sara along with guest Mogu as they watch Tokyo Gore Police as a form of direct action, and, you know, maybe contemplate society a bit… thinking emoji.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Machine Girl
* Dr. Stone
Intro and outro music by Satah, you can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online
Jul 2, 2019
EPISODE 143: The Dark Half
This week, Sara brings along with her Val in order to remove that fetus from your brain, Stephen King as they talk about The Dark Half! Topics include: Sara’s Floor Plan, Puddle of Rudd (OR) Ruddfuckers, #NotAllLadiesLovePaulRudd, Incel vs. Thad, Stephen King’s Body Count.
RECOMMENDATIONS: I forgot to write this down! Watch this space lol.
Intro and outro music by Satah, you can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online
Jun 17, 2019
EPISODE 142: Repo! The Genetic Opera
We’re back! And better than ever, with a whole new set of internal organs that… oh, jeeze, we’re just a little overdue on the payments of… but! Before the repoman shows up, join host Sara and guest Bee as they discuss classic campy horror rock-opera Repo! The Genetic Opera, as they discuss topics such as: lizard circle game, casual old-person weather talk, TMNT CENSORED, Naruto: it’s a television show!, animeposting with our mouths, murderhorny, and MORE!
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Snapcube’s Sonic ’06 Fandub
* The Dream (podcast)
Intro and outro music by Satah, you can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online
May 20, 2019
EPISODE 141: London 1920
Hey, you! Hop into our time machine that, powered by the spirit of Bollywood musical numbers, will teleport us, for some reason, to 1920s London! Ash joins your host this week as the two of them discuss the… surprising film London 1920, as well as a grim rundown of the top grossing movies of all time, Titanic knock-offs, Gwyneth Paltrow scaring her pussy for spiritual enlightenment, and MORE!
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Dedicated – Carly Rae Jepsen
* Pathologic 2
Intro and outro music by Satah, you can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online
Editing done by Blair Kitsch, you can find him digging through your trash and scaring your neighbors in the middle of the night.
May 14, 2019
EPISODE 140: Christine
Vroom, vroom, motherfuckers! Get out of our dreams and into our podcast-murder-car! This week, Sara is joined by Nick to talk about John Carpenter’s Christine, and how, apparently, it’s effectively got the same exact plot as Spider-Man.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* The Duke of Burgundy (2014)
* Sarazanmai
Intro and outro music by Satah, you can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online
Editing done by Blair Kitsch, you can find him duct-taped to your ceiling.
May 6, 2019
EPISODE 139: Shutter Island
This week we’re coming in hot with an episode that definitely didn’t sit on any kind of backburner for a week or so and is immediately dated very minutes into the preamble at all… as your host Sara has friend of the show Gage back again to talk about the DiCaprio vehicle Shutter Island! Join us as we blast from the past into a My Little Pony discussion, make the expected jokes about Emily Blunt’s name, really enjoy some nice, rich Boston accents, and more!
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Fruits Basket (2019)
* The Tick (2016)
Intro and outro music by Satah, you can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online
Editing done by Blair Kitsch, who can be found vibrating at impossible frequencies out in hyperspace.
Apr 29, 2019
EPISODE 138: A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge
Hey, what was the name of this movie again? Sara sure can’t keep it straight! But I’m pretty sure it’s A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge! And on top of that, girlfriend of the show Andrea joined us to holler about homoerotic “subext”!
In addition to Freddy the 13th, we also talk about Classic Dick Splinters, Hotboxing in a Pickle, Make Me, Daddy Needs Weed, and Mr. Wonderful!
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Tacoma
* Enter the Gungeon
Thanks Andrea for being on the show! If you wanna follow her, check her out at @DregaDraws on twitter!
Thanks as always to Satah for their excellent intro/outro music! Find more of their stuff at gaygothvibes.online!
Apr 18, 2019
EPISODE 137: Identity (2003)
This week, our episode comes to you with a prepackaged twist: every host and guest that’s ever been on the show is actually one of many split identities fighting to the death in a motel as an outdated and frankly perplexing allegory for dissociative identity disorder! Or, more specifically, Sara has bought former guest and friend of the show Michael back on to talk about Identity (2003), and what a perplexing John Cusack vehicle it is.
Intro and outro music by Satah, you can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online.
Editing done by Blair Kitsch, you can find him lying facedown in a patch of mud somewhere in northern Iowa.
Apr 8, 2019
EPISODE 136: Housebound
Hey, you ever do a crime and get put under house arrest? I suppose then you’d be, as the kids say, home stuck! Anyways, girlfriend of the show Sophie Estrogenliker is here to holler about the New Zealand comedy-horror Housebound!
In addition to Homestuck: The Movie, we also talked about oozing titties, wishing Amos his best in the afterlife, and heads that just do that!
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Horror Noire: A History of Black Horror
* Shin Sekai Yori
Sara was recently on an episode of Running in the 90’s to watch the OVA for Birdy the Mighty! If you’d like, you can find that episode here!
Thank you very much to Satah for our excellent intro/outro music! More of their music can be found at gaygothvibes.online.
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Mar 26, 2019
EPISODE 135: They Live
This week, your host came here to talk about the cultural propaganda machine and chew bubblegum… and she’s all out of bubblegum. Sara has friend of the show and returning guest Maxie Satan back on to talk about John Carpenter’s They Live!
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* We the Revolution
* Us (2019)
Intro and outro music by Satah, you can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online.
Editing done by Blair Kitsch, you can find him by locating the source of that quiet scratching in your room at night…
Mar 18, 2019
EPISODE 134: Ghost Ship
Come sail away, come sail away with us this week, us being your beloved host Sara with returning guest and friend of the show Kit Spindler in tow! This week’s duo is watching true artistic masterpiece Ghost Ship and dive headlong into the murky waters of Ghost Horny, The Morality of Ship Scavenging, Intense Philosophical Thought on One’s Past Sins, and Fun with Bisection!
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Steamworks Dig 2
* Baba Is You
* Hypnospace Outlaw
Intro and outro music by Satah, you can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online. Editing done by Blair Kitsch, you can find him by looking deep, deep, deep within your own psyche. He’s in there.
Mar 11, 2019
EPISODE 133: Possession (1981)
Welcome back, y’all! After a month of thoughtful meditation and furry conventions, Sara’s returned with former guest and friend of the show Alex to talk about 1981’s ~controversial horror piece~ Possession! Get ready to roam the subway station while listening to your hosts cover topics such as: What Morrissey Might Look Like, The Movie Where Willem Dafoe Gets His Dick Cut Off, Straight Couples With Shared Tinder Accounts, and Another Fursona!
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Megan Thee Stallion
* Coloring Book – Chance the Rapper
Intro and outro music done by Satah; you can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online! Editing done by Blair Kitsch; you can find him by howling wildly into the unforgiving darkness.
Feb 11, 2019
EPISODE 132: Mom & Dad
It’s time to get together and watch Blair ride off into the sunset, and we’re sending him off in the only way we know how – with some Nic Cage wild bullshit! It’s time for an infanticidal rampage, as we tackle Mom & Dad! C’mon along as we find out just what it means to be heterosexual!
In addition to this war on children, we also discussed Kitty Korner, Gamers Corner, Mean English Teachers, Skateboarder Birth, The Cancellation of Talls, and Being Nic Malkovich!
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* The Adventure Zone: Amnesty
* Auralnauts’s Star Wars series
Thanks as always to people you meet outside of bars for their excellent intro/outro music! Check out their stuff on gaygothvibes.online!
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Feb 4, 2019
EPISODE 131: The Nun
Well, hey, I know we’re not great about putting the Patreon polls up on time, but did we really deserve this? Because y’all made us watch The Nun and I hate to be a debbie downer, but man, this movie was a rough one y’all! Thanks for picking it!
In addition to this fucking nightmare, we also discussed Tidiness, Late Lore Creation, Cinema Sins But Like Real Sins, Christ Blood, and Hellchurch!
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* CrossCode
* Season 3 of Serial
Thanks as always to people you meet outside of bars for their excellent intro/outro music! Check them out at gaygothvibes.online!
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Jan 30, 2019
EPISODE 130: Annihilation
Step into the Shimmer with your hosts this week as we discuss last year’s Annihilation! We slowly hybridize our DNA with our surroundings as we talk, but stick around to see what happens anyway! Topics include: Red, Mad, and Nude about Bundy, Oscar Chat, Blair Become God?, Gemini Shaming, Best Screaming Bear, and Worms!
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Silver Spoon
* Small Town Dicks
* Crimetown
Thank you to Satah for our intro and outro music! You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online!
Jan 21, 2019
EPISODE 129: Truth or Dare?
We dare you to listen to this episode! And Blair has a truth to tell you! And also, we made a whoopsie: we watched different movies named Truth or Dare, so join us as we swap stories about two very similar yet wildly different movies with the same name! We also dare you to tell us your dad’s name. C’mon. Hand it over.
In addition to fucking vibes, we also discussed Earballs, Film Whoopsies, Making Trollface, Tyler Posey’s Ball Meat, and A Cursed T-Shirt!
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime
* The Teacher’s Pet
Thanks as always to people you meet outside of bars for our excellent intro/outro music! Check out their music at gaygothvibes.online!
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Jan 14, 2019
EPISODE 128: Mandy (2018)
Have you ever written an entire episode description, copied it because you were about to navigate away from the page, and then witness your life flashing before your eyes as you copy over everything you’ve already written? Anyway, it’s seventeen minutes past midnight on a Sunday and I have work in the morning so suffice to say we watched Mandy (2018) this week and it’s fucking bananas. Follow us for the rest of this first month in this new year as we revisit all the movies we missed out on last year! Love you thanks.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* You’re Gonna Miss It All – Modern Baseball
* Mob Psycho 100
Thanks to Satah for our intro and outro music! You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online!
Dec 31, 2018
EPISODE 127: Train to Busan
We’re back! And we’re here to tackle one of Sara’s favorite takes on zombies, with Yeon Sang-Ho’s Train to Busan! With Y’all like Depeche Mode? Reach out and click faith? Is that anything? Hope so!
We also discussed Downloadable Jesus, Zombies Make You Cry, Sense8 Petitions, and Press X to Kiss Your Wife!
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* SSSS.GRIDMAN
* Cells at Work
* Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
* Riverdale
Thank you as always to People You Meet Outside of Bars for our excellent intro/outro music! Check out their other stuff at gaygothvibes.online!
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Dec 18, 2018
EPISODE 126: Cam (2018)
Grab a straw, babies, we’re slurping on some Respecting Women Juice in this our 2x doppelgänger-as-metaphor cinematic combo! Join your hosts as we discuss the Netflix original Cam (2018) and waffle about lofty ideas such as “theme” and “narrative devices” and “what if this movie was about YouTubers and starred Logan Paul instead”!RECOMMENDATIONS:
* A Short Story About a War
* Dance and CryThank you to People You Meet Outside of Bars for our intro and outro music! You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online!
Dec 11, 2018
EPISODE 125: Perfect Blue
CONTENT WARNING: This movie contains a scene of sexual assault as a pivotal moment in the film, and as such, we discuss that content a fair bit. If that’s something that might get to you, totally understandable, and you might wanna skip this one.
I’ll be honest, I really don’t have much to say here. Perfect Blue? Turns out it’s a good fuckin’ movie! Enjoy this hour of Sara marking the fuck out over Satoshi Kon’s entire body of work, marvel as she says some smart shit for once!
Super Smanched Brothers, Saying Legal Things About Darren Aronofsky, Fruit Ninja Decapitations, A Really Long Flappy Bird Tangent, Big Body Pizza, and Jason Voorhees’s Giant Titty.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Paprika
* COUNTER/Weight
Thanks as always to Satah for our excellent intro/outro music! Check their music out at gaygothvibes.online!
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Dec 8, 2018
EPISODE 124: Cube 2: Hypercube
This week, your hosts leap into the fourth dimension in order to wrap our heads around this baffling sequel to Cube. Maybe it’s the time distortion, maybe it’s the Fortnite walls, maybe it’s the impressively nonsensical writing and acting that seem to just rotate your body in zero-G as you age rapidly while watching this movie, but there’s just something about this one, folks. There’s just something about this one.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Hey Riddle Riddle
* 10 Cloverfield Lane
Thank you as always to Satah for our intro and outro music! You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online.
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Nov 26, 2018
EPISODE 123: The Love Witch
This week on Fearbaiting, our hosts return from Thanksgiving gatherings with their families and gather around to give thanks, for horror movies. Joining them in these giving of thanks, Val Flightcub has tagged along to show them a new one – The Love Witch! It’s technically a horror movie, so it fits! We’re VERY thankful for it. We also discuss Childhood Fears, Steve Wozniak’s Double Life, Misandry Business, and Witch Bottles!
Thanks to Val for joining us! You can find them at flightcub on tumblr, and @flightcubb on twitter!
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Elementary
* CAM
* She-Ra and the Princesses of PowerThanks as always to Satah for our incredible intro/outro music! You can find their music at gaygothvibes.online!
Nov 12, 2018
EPISODE 122: Halloween (2018)
Now that the season has since past, we’ve gone back and looked at October’s finest creation this year, the 2018 adaptation of Halloween! This is a full spoilercast, obviously, but we also don’t track the plot in its entirety, so if you haven’t seen the movie, your mileage may vary on how much of this episode you’ll understand!
In addition to H40: Just Add Water, your hosts also discussed CRT Mistakes, Kevin Smith Huge Jorts, Half-Point Debacles, Body Genre Bullshit, Human Jack-o-Lanterns, Bottom Driving, and Patreon Namesposting!
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* The Good Place
* Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
Thank you as always to Satah for our incredible intro/outro music! Check them out at gaygothvibes.online!
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Nov 5, 2018
EPISODE 121: Winchester: The House That Ghosts Built
Sara has her fingers in many devious soups, so cohost-from-another-podcast Satah has stepped in with Blair to talk about this movie that is nearly as inscrutable as the house it’s based off of! Explore this house disappointingly vacant of any kind of actual atmosphere are we discuss topics such as The Podcast That Pink Lemonade Vodka Built, Dr. Deadwifeman, Poison Marketing, Absolute Champion Hellen Mirren, and MORE!
Thank you as always to Satah for our intro an outro music! You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online!
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Oct 29, 2018
EPISODE 120: House of Wax (2005)
This week, hosts Blair and Sara give up on pretending not to actually be a Final Destination podcast as they’re joined by We Hate Movies’s own Chris Cabin to sorta get down to business as we talk about House of Wax (2005)! Come and join us as Blair loses his mind over wax physics, someone finally understands who the hell Sara is talking about, and a polite platter of meat and cheese is enjoyed by all in this fat, juicy hog of a closer to this years Schlocktober. Thank you all for fusing with the Schlocktober in your mind-prisms and welcoming in the new flesh, etc.!
Extra special from the bottom of our hearts thanks to Satah for composing our wonderful special intro and outro music for this spooktacular season. We love them the most, no one will ever compare, the rest of you can all give up now and check out more of their work at gaygothvibes.online!!
Oct 22, 2018
EPISODE 119: Friday the 13th (2009)
Well shit folks, we’ve got just one question for you: what if his name was Jason Vore-Hees? This week, our friend Juni joins us to talk about the 2009 reboot of Friday the 13th! Find out exactly why Sara hates Jared Padalecki so much! Also, hey – want some grains?
In addition to this weirdly fun reboot we also discussed Grain Chomping, New Halloween, Dank Doctorates, Bong Disintegration, Murder Logistics, and Too Close to Furry.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* UntilDawn
* Venom
* V/H/S Franchise
Thanks again to Juni for coming on the show! Find them on twitter @JUNIUS_64, on Mastodon at juni@snouts.online, and listen to them on Barking Points Memo!
Thanks as always to Satah for our intro and outro music – more of their spectacular music can be found at http://gaygothvibes.online!
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Oct 15, 2018
EPISODE 118: The Haunting (1999)
Join us as we ring in week three of Schlocktober The Third with The Haunting (1999), joined by previous guest and friend of the show Gage! Dive into a world of whimsy, dead babies, and beautiful late 90s CGI as we mostly do really region accurate accents, like, the best Boston accent you’ve ever heard, we promise.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Venom (2018)
* Zombieland Saga
* Jazzpunk
Thank you as always to Satah for our special intro and outro music! You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online!
Oct 8, 2018
EPISODE 117: Halloween III: Season of the Witch
LONG, LONG AGO WE WERE TOLD TALES. TALES OF THIS FORBIDDEN MONTH OF HORROR FILMS, THIS “SCHLOCKTOBER” WHICH NO PERSON HAD MADE IT THROUGH ALIVE. WE’RE HERE TODAY TO TELL YOU: THOSE STORIES WERE TRUE.
And hey! Li’l Clem is back with us, returning to discuss the Michael Myers-less entry in this franchise, Halloween III: Season of the Witch! Follow us as we journey down this all-to-familiar road when all the kids put on a Halloween mask and turn into bugs and snakes. Don’t you just hate it when that happens?
The Masc Top Lifestyle, Where Is My Hoverboard?, Doctor Burt Reynolds, Dirt Transformation Sequence, Halloween H2O: Just Add Water, and A Dissection of Rick & Morty.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Born Ruffians’s Red, Yellow & Blue
* Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind
* The Venture Bros.
Thanks again to Clem for joining us – you can find them on Twitter @catboyrights, or on tumblr at powerfisto!
Thanks as always to Satah for our incredible intro/outro music! Check t…
Oct 1, 2018
EPISODE 116: My Bloody Valentine 3D
SCHLOCKTOBER IS UPON US. SCHLOCKTOBER IS ALL. WE HAVE BEEN SUBSUMED BY THE MIGHT AND POWER OF THE ALL KNOWING SCHLOCKTOBER. DEATH TO FEARBAITING; LONG LIVE THE NEW POD.
*coughs* And, uh, friend of the show Alex Charles is here to pop off the new season with our buddy Dean Winchester in My Bloody Valentine 3D! Join us as we discuss pussy-out looks, Pick-Axe-Man Disease, aaaall of the dimensions, Noobz (2012), eggs, and so much more nonsense!
Big big HUGE shout out and thanks to our very dear friend Satah for mixing us a new intro/outro for the holiday! Check out more of their work at gaygothvibes.online! We love you the most, don’t tell our other children.
Sep 24, 2018
EPISODE 115: Halloween (2007)
On this Schlocktober eve, the ghosts of Schlocktober past have occupied our hosts to make them way, way madder about this movie than it deserves. Join us as we recount Rob Zombie’s take on Halloween with potentially misplaced ire, as we ramp up into the monthlong celebration of garbage that is Schlocktober!
In addition to Michael Myers’s Second Coming, we also discussed Beerbaiting, Bad Edits, Motives?, Weird Music Selections, and A Schlocktober Preview!
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* The original Ace Attorney trilogy
* The Paper Chase’s Now You Are One Of Us
Vote on Junius’s Schlocktober movie here! And make sure you tune in to our first Schlocktober stream on Friday, September 28th!
Thank you as always to Satah for our excellent intro and outro music, their music can be found at http://gaygothvibes.online!
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Sep 17, 2018
EPISODE 114: Deep Dark
Blair and Sara get a little randy and risqué in this week’s episode as we get dick-deep in the wussy (wall-pussy) of Deep Dark! Join us on this psychosexual experience as we cover topics like Best Emo-Rock Operas, Bougie Sports, Wussy Approval, Weekly Scheduled Actor Googling, Art Discourse, and MORE!
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Pokemon Moon
* Hospice by The Antlers
THANK YOU AS ALWAYS to Satah at gaygothvibes.online for our intro and outro music! We love you!
Sep 10, 2018
EPISODE 113: The Conjuring
Well folks, Schlocktober is on the horizon! Your hosts are settling into a comfortable fall mood with a perfectly serviceable haunted house movie, with James Wan’s The Conjuring! Join us as we figure out exactly what was buried on these grounds, and also, bullshit about VHS tapes!
We also discuss: MLM/WLW Solidarity, Nut-Inducing Cinematography, Baby Decapitation, Jumpscare Your Parents, DVD Amnesia, Cool Stoner Thoughts, and Does Carolyn Parenn is Possessed?
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Marvel’s Spider-Man
* Bark Your Head Off, Dog by Hop Along
Thanks as always to friend of the show Satah for our excellent intro/outro music! Check out their tunes at http://gaygothvibes.online!
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Sep 4, 2018
EPISODE 112: Evil Dead 2
This week, we bring back on girlfriend-of-half-of-the-show Sophie to get all up in kinda-sequel kinda-remake kinda-parody???? Evil Dead 2! Join us as we talk about deadite fuckability, weather cucking, Surprise Joe Pesci and so much more!
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Gaslight Anthem’s The ‘59 Sound
* Revolutionary Girl Utena
* Venture Bros.
Aug 27, 2018
EPISODE 111: Final Destination 2
Choo choo! We’re pulling in to our final Final Destination destination. And you know what that means – Sara doesn’t get to write “death is after our hosts again” in the episode descriptions anymore! Let’s enjoy some candy windows and water balloon bodies, one last time.
In addition to Final Destination 2, your deathbound hosts also discussed: Cartoons is the Same, The Nun, Schlocktober Inbound, iMac Pricing, and Death’s Idiot Bitch Ass.
RECOMMENDATIONS
* Chvrches
* Being Nice About Lacroix
Thanks as always to Satah for our excellent intro/outro music! Check them out at http://gaygothvibes.online!
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Aug 20, 2018
EPISODE 110: Funny Games U.S.
This week, Sara is taking a break, but Blair brings on Robin Zeno to be complicit in the violence in Funny Games (2007)! Your loss, Sara! Topics include: Brief other-film diversions, Galaxy-Braining, Twinkish Murderboyfriends, Special Tools That Will Help Us Later, and Generally Nerding Out About Horror!
Thank you as always to Satah for our intro and outro music! You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online!
Aug 13, 2018
EPISODE 109: Final Destination
Hey, Sara’s back from her depression diversion! Her void vacation! Her sadness sabbatical! She’s back and ready to talk about death chasing down her and Blair, yet again – somehow, the reaper hasn’t managed to catch up with these two idiots. Anyways, hope you like Glenn Howerton!
In addition to this teen death romp, we also discussed: Burnout Breaks, UHM Rumors, Final Destinalien Covenant, CLEAR???, Glenn Howerton’s Writing Foibles, Kanye Schrek, and The Most Pre-911 Movie Ever.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Flywrench
* Good Omens
Thanks as always to Satah for their incredible intro/outro music!! Check out their stuff at http://gaygothvibes.online!
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Aug 6, 2018
EPISODE 108: Grave Encounters
This week, returning guest Kit joins us again to talk with Blair about found footage trashfire Grave Encounters! We cover topics such as: Data Rockstars, Counting As Punishment?, Off-brand Zak Bagans, Leatherface, Wall Construction, and MORE!!
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Hole Down
* Until the Horror Goes by John Congleton and the Nighty Nites
Thank you as always to Satah for our intro and outro music. You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online.
Jul 30, 2018
EPISODE 107: The Blackcoat's Daughter
This week, Blair brings on previous guest and friend of the show Rinks back on to hail gay Satan and talk about The Blackcoat’s Daughter! We talk about A24 As A Genre, Weekend Mistakes, Lesbian Horror Movies, Satan As A Genre, and more!
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* FX’s Fargo
* HBO’s Sharp Objects
Thanks as always to Satah for our intro and outro music! You can find more of their music at http://gaygothvibes.online!
Jul 23, 2018
EPISODE 106: Wish Upon
Be careful what you wish for… because Blair and Sara might actually talk about Wish Upon for the next fifty minutes! So face the consequences of your actions and join us this week as we talk about fuckable slender men, monkey paws and genie curses, off-screen gore, morally questionable decisions, and all sorts of other wacky hijinks!
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Hollow Knight
* Mindhunter
Thank you as always to Satah for our intro and outro music. You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online!
Jul 16, 2018
EPISODE 105: Videodrome
Folks, strap in for this one: we say the word “stussy” a lot. It’s Videodrome! Long live the new flesh!
We also discussed DINO DNA, The Technodrome, B.o.B. vs. Neil deGrasse Tyson, Robert Pattinson’s 9/11 Romance, APART-ment, and The Saga of Tiger Girl Fat Pussy.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
* Secret Little Haven
Thanks as always to Satah for our phenomenal intro/outro music! Check out their stuff at http://gaygothvibes.online!!
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Jul 9, 2018
EPISODE 104: The Purge: Election Year
Who’s ready for some biting political discourse in the form of a horror movie! Well, uh, in that case, maybe look elsewhere, because this week, your hosts Blair and Sara are joined by friend of the show Kit to talk about The Purge: Election Year! Topics include: The stuff in pink lemonade that makes it pink, Murder????, Fuckable SJW Hillary Clinton, A whoooole lotta nothing, Maybe Religion is Bad????????, and much more!
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Stiff by Mary Roach
* Hanebado!
* Spelunky
Thanks as always to Satah for our intro and outro music!
Jul 2, 2018
EPISODE 103: The Evil Dead
HEADS UP: While our show is always NSFW, this episode is particularly so. It’s….well, ribald, moreso than we normally are. Just letting you know ahead of time!
Well folks, it’s been 11 days in June and we’re dealing with the heat death of the universe. Stay frosty out there! In Blair’s absence, because he’s off beating the heat on the water, we’ve got friend of the show Maxie on to talk about The Evil Dead! Join us as we finally complete the conversion to
In addition to Bruce Cambell’s Chin Adventure, we also discussed Impulse Shaming, Scotty 2 Hotty, Thorny on Main, Woodbending, CW: Maxie, Waluevil Dead, and The Benefits of Red Hand.
Check out Maxie on tumblr (maxiesatanofficial), twitter (@MaxieSatan), or at bandcamp (pastelhandgrenade)!
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Jun 18, 2018
EPISODE 102: Pet Sematary
This week, Blair and Sara bring on long time friend-of-Sara Gage to celebrate Father’s Day with the 1989 adaptation of the Stephen King novel Pet Sematary!
Jun 14, 2018
On-Screen: Hereditary
SPOILERS ABOUND! Blair and Sara watched Hereditary and are going to spoil the shit outta it while it’s still in theaters! We’re both pretty day drunk so buckle up for the most informed, nuanced, and articulate analysis of this A24-ass film!
Thanks as always to Satah Cameron for our intro and outro music! Find more of their work at http://gaygothvibes.online!
Jun 11, 2018
EPISODE 101: Happy Death Day
Please, for the love of god, let this be the one to make it. I’ve written this episode description hundreds of times and I am so, so tired. Please, god. We have talked about beer so many fucking times and I am sick of it. Anyways, we watched Happy Death Day, and had a blast! Let’s hope we don’t reset this day because, god, I keep waking up after 2 hours of sleep.
In addition to the cyclical nature of time, we also discuss Alcohol Flexing, Vague Hereditary Discussions, Michael Caine’s Salad Fingers, Predictive Text Fearbaiting, and Groundhog Day Triggers.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Hereditary
* Hotel Artemis
Make sure to tune in for our spoiler cast on Hereditary later this week!
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Jun 4, 2018
EPISODE 100: The Centennial Showdown
Come one, come all, to see Blair and Sara hash it out, bracket-style, over which movie was the best one we watched last year for our 100th episode spectacular! Will blood be shed? The past reflected on? Darlings, killed? Friendships, lost???? Probably not that last one, but only by tuning in can you find out!
Thank you as always to Satah for our intro and outro music. You can find more of their work here and support their Patreon here.
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May 28, 2018
EPISODE 99: Slither
Well shit y’all, it’s a scorcher out there! Let’s stay inside and watch a love letter to the yeerks, from Animorphs! Nathan Fillion is here for Slither!
In addition to the yeerks fan-film, we also discussed the Heat Wave, Lars Von Pee-er, Chabillionaire, A Jeff Daniels You Can Fuck, and The Return of Paul!
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* A Place Further Than the Universe
* Solo: A Star Wars Story
Thanks as always to Satah for our excellent intro/outro music! Check out their stuff at http://gaygothvibes.online!!
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May 21, 2018
EPISODE 98: Lake Mungo
Well folks, it’s been a wiiiild two years! Thanks for sticking through us through thick, thin, and everything in-between! As a celebration, we’ve decided to take on a movie that Sara was to scared to watch back when we started this thing: Lake Mungo!
In addition to this very scary film about trauma, we also discussed Sara’s Move, The Minecraft Movie, Backwards Driving, The Lake House, and Nicole Kidman!
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Megalobox
* Christopher Eccleston’s run on Doctor Who
Thanks as always to Satah for their incredible intro/outro music, check out their stuff at http://gaygothvibes.online!
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May 14, 2018
EPISODE 97: Timecrimes
The dynamic duo is split again, after only a week of reunion, but worry not! Blair brought friend of the show Jasmine along with him to talk about the 2008 Spanish movie Timecrimes! Topics include: tabletop nonsense, computer whoopsies, the expected amount of time based shenanigans, Abraham Lincoln headcanons, and loads more!
RECOMMEDATIONS:
* Testarossa by Yoni & Geti
* A Ghost Story
Thanks as always to Satah for our intro and outro! Find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online
May 7, 2018
EPISODE 96: The Bye Bye Man
Guess who’s back, bitches! After four long months of hiatus, Blair’s come out the other end of graduating college Cum Lord and has… a few interesting things to divulge to the listening audience. But before any of that! This week we shuffled through the archives of 2017 to find a movie both worth our attention and worth Blair’s return and pulled out… The Bye Bye Man. This crazy-making movie inspires topics such as: Goth Legitimacy, Plot Contrivances, Erotic Maggots, Misused Character Actors, and much more!
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Moral Orel
* My Hero Academia
* Getting Out Of Your House (Because If You Break Your Leg You’re Going To Be House Bound For A Month And A Half)
Thanks as always to Satah for our intro and outro music!
Apr 30, 2018
EPISODE 95: Tucker and Dale Vs. Evil
Folks, Blair went out in the woods again, and he shacked up with a couple of weird but kind hillbillies. Some teens are trying to kill them and save him, or something? I dunno, his reception was kinda bad when he called, so I can’t say for sure. Anyways, honorary lesbian of the show Brooks Oglesby joined us again to grace our ears with his bastard words! This time, for Tucker and Dale Vs. Evil!
In addition to Misunderstandings: The Movie, we also discussed Pacific Rimjob, Avengers Spoilers, Shart Story, Ben Stiller Retrospective, Robert DeNiro’s Milk Fabrications, Whitford V. Kaluuya, and Bastussy.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Shadows of a Setting Sun
* Subsurface Circular
As always, thank you to Satah for our incredible intro/outro music. Check out their stuff at http://gaygothvibes.online!
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Apr 23, 2018
EPISODE 94: Suburban Gothic
Well, Blair had to go home for a few weeks to deal with his parents, and the last text he sent me indicated something about ghosts being there? And apparently he’s got a sitcom-esque will-they-won’t-they relationship with a former classmate of his. Weird stuff! Anyways, this week, our friend Bee came around to talk about Matthew Gray Gubler’s Suburban Gothic!
In addition to Ghost Cum: The Movie, we also discussed Bully Rewards, Garbage Camouflage, Kissinger Clone, 80’s Ghost, Transfomers Lies, and Pest Negotiations.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* She-Hulk
* Lumberjanes
Check out Bee on twitter.com/Sprite__Pepsi!
Check Lulu out on In Pursuit of Passions!
Sorry about the weird audio this week – couldn’t fix it in post.
Our intro/outro music was composed by Satah! Check out their music at http://gaygothvibes.online!
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Apr 16, 2018
EPISODE 93: 1408
Folks, Blair disappeared into some hotel in NYC and has just been living his own personal hell ever since then? Or at least that’s what he told me last time we talked. I don’t really know. Anyways, good friend of the show Alek has returned to talk about 1408 with us! Yay, spooky hotels!
In addition to John Cusack’s Haunted Mansion, we also discussed Alek’s Petting Zoo, Best Worst Memes, A Bad Emoji, Mom Shoutouts, Alternate Endings, and Fucking 1408.
RECCOMENDATIONS:
* Kingdom Hearts
* Minit
Check out Alek on twitter.com/alek214!
Thanks as always to friend of the show Satah for the excellent intro/outro song! Check out their music at http://gaygothvibes.online!
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Apr 9, 2018
EPISODE 92: The Host
Listener beware, you’re in for a scare! By which I mean that Lulu is back, and here to describe, in gruesome detail, what happened to her leg! Trust us, it’s nasty. If you don’t wanna sit through that, go ahead and skip from about 1:30 to 6:30.
Anyways, that aside, Lulu is back from her tenure as a broken human! She’s on the mend, but Blair is nowhere to be found. He was last seen boarding a plane to South Korea, and I think I heard him mention something about a chemical agent? Weird. Anyways, girlfriend of the show Sophie (@estrogenliker on twitter) joined us to talk about the Korean monster-comedy (momedy?) The Host!
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Monthly Girls Nozaki-Kun
* A Place Further Than the Universe
* Mother
Sorry about Sophie’s audio at the end! We fixed it as best we could, so hopefully it’s still audible.
Thanks as always to Satah for their excellent intro/outro music! Check out their tunes here!
Support us on Patreon!
Mar 27, 2018
EPISODE 91: Ginger Snaps 2
This week, Blair is back and stepping in for Luna to talk about Ginger Snaps 2 with Luca! It’s a wild, furry ride, with topics ranging from Booty Mouths to Burning Grandma to Questionable Ethics to Sagely Advice, and much more!
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Monster Pulse
* The Good Place
Luca can be found on twitter @minervasden
Intro/Outro courtesy of People You Meet Outside of Bars
Mar 19, 2018
EPISODE 90: Jennifer's Body
Hey folks! Sorry we missed last week, Lulu was off stopping Blair from killing all the boys in his hometown. Some weird succubus thing or whatever – anyways, that’s mostly taken care of now, but unfortunately Blair is still recovering from the exorcism, so he won’t be back until next week. Sorry! In his stead, we got Lauren, cohost of Henry Kissinger is Pokemon GOing to Die (Not a Threat, Just a Fact) to join us to talk about Jennifer’s Body!
In addition to the most Diablo Cody script ever, we also discussed Gamer Moms, A Funny Gay, Is Juno Good?, A Mistimed 420, Love Simone, and Mean Girls but Gayer.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Log Horizon
* Mad Max: Fury Road
Check out Lauren on twitter.com/lleblanc_ and runthegems.tumblr.com!
Thank you as always to Satah for their incredible intro/outro music – please check out their work at http://gaygothvibes.online!
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Mar 5, 2018
EPISODE 89: The Wicker Man
Well, bad news, Blair became a cop. Worse news, he went to some weird island off the coast of Ireland trying to hunt down some missing girl, and there’s this big effigy of him they’ve made? Weird, weird stuff! Anyways, in his absence, we got friend of the show (and friend at the table) Andi Clare to chat about The Wicker Man! No, not the Cage one, the original.
In addition to The Wicker Man, we also discussed Boss Baby Sweep, Game Fucks, Ass Peyote, Oscar Chatter, Tai Lopez’s Tinder Fun, Indi Go Go!, and Future Bloodborne Podcasts.
Check out Andi on twitter, Friends at the Table, and Emojidrome!
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Donvan Wolfington’s Waves
* Bloodborne
Support us on Patreon!
Feb 26, 2018
EPISODE 88: Alien Resurrection
Well, we cloned Blair, which was probably a mistake to begin with. Anyways, 7 of his clones got fucked up and the 8th is currently fighting a buuuunch of aliens out in space, so he’s gonna be busy for another week. Anyways, we got our friend Patrick to talk about Alien Resurrection! It sure as hell ain’t good, but it’s gay, which might be enough? Find out!
In addition to the worst Alien film, we also discussed The Problems With Dave and Buster’s, ABC: Aliens Be Cressurection, Bullet Physics, The Kaluuyaverse, My Name is Purvis, Post-Race Racism, All Xenomorphs Are Queens, and Somebody’s Gotta Be Brooks!
Check out Patrick on Twitter and Tumblr!
Thanks as always to Satah for our excellent intro/outro music! Check their music out here!
Support us on Patreon!
Feb 19, 2018
EPISODE 87: Death Bed: The Bed that Eats
Well guys, we lost Blair again this week, somehow! He was supposed to be here, but he lied down to take a nap, and now we can’t find him. The bed burped, though, so that’s weird. Anyways, in his absence, friend of the show Fallon has chosen to join us for the best worst movie we’ve watched yet – Death Bed: The Bed that Eats! Also, we didn’t learn our lesson the last time we did a drunkcast, so we got fucked up before this podcast! Whoops!
We also discussed Top Quality Booze, Weenie Greenies, New Hellraiser, A Sweeney Todd Gay, Lulu’s Anime Voice, P’zone Hairs, Sad Dog Facts, Dog Pogs, Pillow Princesses, and a dive into Fallon’s DA history!
Sorry that Fallon’s audio got kinda gunked up at the end – not entirely sure what happened, did my best to sort it out!
Check out Fallon on Twitter, Tumblr, and DeviantART! Also, check them out on Dungeons and Lesbians!
Thanks as always to Satah for our excellent intro/outro theme! Check out their art here!
Support us on Patr…
Feb 11, 2018
EPISODE 86: The Last Exorcism
Hey guys! Blair was supposed to be back this week, but she got possessed by a demon. She’ll be fine, but it’s just gonna take a little while for this Father Karras guy to get him out of her. She’ll be right as rain in no time! In the meantime, our friend Devin joined us to talk about The Last Exorcism!
We also discussed Lulu’s New Bestseller, Bullet Journalism, Young Fears, Larry the Cable Guy Colon Health Inspector, The World’s Most Racist Name, Sweet Egg Nut, Ovipositor Nut, and Satan’s Weed Stash.
Thanks as always to our friend Satah for our theme song, check out their music!
Support us on Patreon!
For reference: Poncho’s Beardie Boobs
Feb 5, 2018
EPISODE 85: The Fog
Well, bad news guys – Blair’s been dead for the last, like, 100 years. So has our friend Michael! Anyways, it’s the anniversary, so Michael’s back among the living for a little while, and he decided to record a podcast with us! Where we watched John Carpenter’s The Fog! Blair’s ghost will come back eventually, I’m sure.
In addition to a poor synopsis of The Fog, we also provide MagicChat, Deep Blue Sea 2, Live Ghosts, Our First Joke, Respect Overdose, and The Good Numbers.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Celeste
* King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard
* Mild High Club
Check out Michael on Tumblr and Twitter!
Intro/outro music courtesy of our friend Satah!
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Jan 29, 2018
EPISODE 84: Marble Hornets Season 1
Well guys, bad news – we lost Blair. But she left us some weird movies she made? And not to put her on blast, but they’re kinda poorly made. There’s also a weird dude without a face and he’s in a suit in the background sometimes, which is really kinda scary. Hope she’s okay! While we analyze these tapes, we brought on friend of the show Ashley to talk about the first season of Marble Hornets!
In addition to these Slenderman tapes, we discuss Anime Update, Awful Driver’s Ed, Covers Chat, Dating Sim Expose, and all the creepypasta discussions you could ever possibly want out of Fearbaiting!
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Celeste
* One Day at a Time
* Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
Check out Ashley on Twitter, Tumblr, and on Audio Entropy!
Thanks to Satah for our excellent intro/outro song! Check out their music!
Support us on Patreon!
Jan 22, 2018
EPISODE 83: V/H/S
Well folks, the (temporary) loss of Blair was a little too much for Luna to handle on her own, so she brought in a pair of guests to assist her! Eva (former guest) and Ken (fresh face) are here, starting off the gauntlet of guests we’ve got coming up! Luna brought them along to watch some old VHS tapes in her house! Where’d she get them? Don’t worry about it – it’s time for V/H/S!
We also discussed Tattoo Chat, Anime Update, The Bye Bye Man, Fraggle Cocks (Again), Fear Itself, and DadParty.mp4.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Bound
* Sanrio Boys
* Tomie
Check out Eva and Ken on their twitters!
Thanks as always to our friend Satah for the incredible theme song – check out their music here!
Support us on Patreon!
Jan 15, 2018
EPISODE 82: The Void
Well folks, it’s time to say goodbye to Blair (for like four months), because she found herself roped into a weird cult that nobody can really describe? It’s totally fine, don’t worry about it. She said she’ll be back in just 4 months! Anyways, before she left, we watched The Void!
In addition to this 80’s throwback, we also discussed: Blair’s Teary(?) Goodbye, Collegechat, A Brief Scott Pilgrim Aside, Luna’s Time Proposal, An Open Letter To Film Editors, and Cult Desires.
Recommendations:
* POP TEAM EPIC
* Rilo Kiley’s The Execution of All Things
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Jan 8, 2018
EPISODE 81: It (2017)
This week, your hosts get deep in that clussy as we discuss It (2017)! Topics include AGDQ, astral podcasting, the sonic experience of mucus, and monster excitement.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* The Shape of Water
* My Friends And I Were Granted Three Wishes By A Cat Goddess And I Swear I Got Distracted When My Turn Came Around
Jan 1, 2018
EPISODE 80: The Corridor
Hey folks! Welcome to the first podcast ever released in 2018! We’re so happy to be awarded this distinction, considering we are also the only podcast now. Sorry, but all your others vanished mysteriously in a cabin up in the woods. Something about some tunnel of light? Yeah, I dunno either. Anyways, we watched The Corridor, and it was better than expected!
In addition to Dreamcatche-I mean, The Corridor, we also discussed Snowboarding Chat, Pseudonym Malarky, A Year in Review, Topical Nosebleeds, and Just How Damn Generic All These Names Are!
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Danganronpa
* It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Intro/outro music courtesy of our friend Satah! Check out their music here!
Support us on Patreon!
Dec 20, 2017
EPISODE 79: Final Destination 5
Your hosts are back at it again this week, slurping up that good good horror movie comfort food that is the Final Destination franchise. Topics include: lesbian communes, Grinchdick, communist affirmations, young, dumb, and full of cum, plot contrivances, logic contrivances, and soooo much more!
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Dec 11, 2017
EPISODE 78: Frozen
It’s a truly groundbreaking story told by Disney, in which neither princess goes home with a prince and it’s just about the bond between two sisters. Join us this week as we talk about the seminal animated classic, Frozen! We’ll talk about all the songs, recount our favorite jok-hm? Oh, what’s that? ……folks, I’ve been informed that our movie this week is a DIFFERENT Frozen, about some asshole college kids stuck on a ski lift. Whatever, sure, that works too.
Sorry this is a short one, we’re both sick as shit!
In addition to powder-covered mountains, we also discussed Patreon Changes, Chekov’s Pisspants and Some Shouting!
RATINGS: On a scale of zero to 5 pisspants, our hosts gave it a whopping 1 pisspant.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Observer
* Food Wishes
Intro/outro music courtesy of our friend Satah! Check out their music here!
Support us on Patreon!
Dec 4, 2017
EPISODE 77: Pontypool
Sorry we said Dog Cum so much.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Murder on the Orient Express
* of hospitals by children eating birds
* Orphan Black
Intro/outro music courtesy of friend of the show Satah! Check out their music here!
Check out Matt on tumblr, Twitter, and his podcast Elite Full Restore!
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Nov 27, 2017
EPISODE 76: Cube
Hey folks! We’re trapped in a weird array of cubes, any chance you could help us out? Watch your step, some of ’em are trapped – Paul ate shit on a spike a few rooms back. Anyways, pull up a chair, let’s sit down and talk about Cube! Join us as we get into the kitchen, talk to mom, and say some of the worst words we’ve ever said on this podcast!
In addition to the boxy hell that is Cube, we also discussed Chef Luna (here’s her recipe!), Dax Shepardverse, Horrible Cunnilingus Analogies (PLEASE SKIP), Crapitalism, Sans Undertale, Kid Nation, and Robofuckin!
RATINGS: On a scale of zero to five cubes, our hosts both gave this movie a true should-shrugging 3/5 cubes.
RECOMMENDATIONS: Land of the Lustrous Solitary (Season 1 Only)
Support us on Patreon!
Intro/outro music courtesy of friend of the show Satah! Check out their music here!
Nov 20, 2017
EPISODE 75: Tag
Friend of the show Saf has decided to join us to discuss the most esoteric and heartfelt gorefest that we may have ever seen, in our lives? Anyways a bus full of people get sliced in half hamburger-style and it’s incredibly good. Let’s talk about it!
Also, thanks for sticking with us through this rough release schedule as of late, we’ve been living hectic experiences for the past while, but we should be all set in a few weeks’ time! Thanks for your patience – y’all are the best. Additionally, sorry for the bad audio quality, we had to record via a backup. Back on good audio next week!
We also discussed The Only Lesbian Top, Luna’s Big Announcement, Ghost Ship’d, A Great M83 Joke, The Mandela Effect, A Long Anime Chat, The Matrix But On A Racetrack, and Another Fucking Incel/Volcel/Nofap Discussion.
RATINGS: On a scale of 0 to 5 Boar-Headed Backflips, each host gave this movie a hard 5.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Casino Royale
* Another
* Romaplasm
Check out Saf on t…
Nov 13, 2017
EPISODE 74: Creep 2
Hey, you wanna come out to an isolated place in the woods and film your favorite podcast hosts again? Well good news, we’ve got $1,000 and a sharp knife for you! Unrelated, we watched Creep 2 this week, and it was extremely good! Join us on this journey!
In addition to Creep 2, your hosts also discussed Spam Defense, A Special Announcement, Smoothie Chat, Our Types, Daaron, The Ultimate Comedy of Describing Vines, and Some Rankings!
RATINGS: On a scale of zero to 5 Saras Which Love Their Juicy Fruit, your hosts had the following to say: LUNA: 4.5 – no, 5 out of 5 Saras. BLAIR: Full 5.
RECOMMENDATIONS: Getting drunk with your friends and watching a classic horror movie SPAM
Support us on Patreon!
Intro/outro music courtesy of our friend Satah! Check out their music here!
Nov 7, 2017
EPISODE 73: The Wailing
This week, Blair and Luna take a pallet cleanser following Schloktober by watching and talking about a good movie this week. Imagine that! This week, we talk about The Wailing, a 2016 Korean horror movie about cops and demons!
Topics include Bad Discourse, Ready Player One with zombies, what if it was Jason Vore-hees, you know, like vore instead of Voor, like, what if it was that instead of Voorhees, I just think that’s a really funny joke, I don’t know about you but I think we should all spend a really long time thinking about Jason Vore-hees.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Last Podcast on the Left
* Slowbeef’s let’s play of Dead to Rights
Oct 30, 2017
EPISODE 72: Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
As Schlocktober comes to an end, we welcomed back good friends of the show, The Brotherhood Without Manners join us to talk about Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan! Join us, Brooks, and Eddy, as we talk about a movie that really doesn’t quite deliver on the promise made by the title!
In addition to this lie of a movie, we also discuss Weed Plot Holes, The Bye Bye Man Official Video Game, Very Funnie Jigsaw Talk, Jason VOREhees, Jim Opinions, A Depressing Lonely Island Tangent, Tim Allen’s Real-Ass Name, and A The Mask Revelation.
On a scale of 0 to 5 Toby’s, your hosts had the following to say: Eddy: I’m gonna give it 2 Toby’s. Luna: I feel like I was lied to, so I think 1.5 Toby’s. Blair: 2 Toby’s, because of how little a role Manhattan played. Brooks: 2 Toby’s!
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Nier: Automata
* Goths
* American Vandal
* Duolingo
Check out Brooks and Eddy on Postgame of Thrones and Yare Yare Boys!
Thanks again to Satah for their excellent…
Oct 23, 2017
EPISODE 71: The Covenant
Folks, I’m gonna be up front with y’all – this is a rough one. Blair and Satah (beloved guest and creator of our incredible Schlocktober theme song!) go on like a 10 minute tangent about Homestuck shipping. And that’s not even the only shipping tangent we go on. Welcome to The Covenant, folks! Luna sums up the plot in about 60 seconds, and we spend the rest talking about nothing that relates to it! It’s Schlocktober, baby, get with it!
In addition to boiwitches, we also talk about That Centrist Feeling, Yowie!, Bad Theatrical Releases, A/B/O Dissertation, A Horrifying Amount of Time Spent on Homestuck Shipping, Fearbaiting Enemy AU (Feargating!), Garold: Destroyer of Laptops, and Skateboard CGI.
RATINGS: On a scale of 0 to 5 SebStans, your hosts had the following to say: LUNA: There was one SebStan in this movie so it gets a one. BLAIR: Half a SebStan. One Seb. SATAH: I sighed a bunch. 0.25 SebStans.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Alters
* WHY?’s Alopecia
* Crazy Ex-Girlfrien…
Oct 16, 2017
EPISODE 70: The Lock In
This week, your hosts Blair and Luna are cursed by friend of the show Andi as they make us watch this Baptist anti-pornography anti-masturbation propaganda found footage horror movie. We know, it’s just as baffling as it sounds.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Bayonetta
* I Only Listen to the Mountain Goats
* Bedtime Boys
* Weaves’ Wide Open
Oct 10, 2017
EPISODE 69: Smiley
Your hosts this week are so, so, so sorry that we forgot to mention that this was the 69th episode and hope desperately that you’ll find it in your heart to forgive us. Uh, also, we were joined by friend of the show Michelle and watched Smiley this week, a 4chan themed horror movie that, yes, is exactly as bad as it sounds. Welcome to week two of Schlocktober!
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Fleet Foxes’ Self Titled
* Cuphead
* Tongues Untied
* Death Note (2017)
You can find Michelle on her podcast Reloading the Canon or listen to her music as Contain.
Oct 2, 2017
EPISODE 68: #HORROR
A year has passed, and we’re back for your favorite festive exploration of the absolute bottom of the fucking barrel of horror movies! It’s SCHLOCKTOBER! To start, we decided to look at a movie that’s taking a bold stance in this day and age: teens spend just way too much time on their dang phones! #HORROR is here to put them in their place! Joining them for this #HORRORshow is friend of the show Eva!
In addition to the waste of artistic vision that was #HORROR, your hosts also discussed: Hewwo??, Competitive Slashtag, Three Minutes of Gaming, Bedcasting, Weed Strains, Defining Slashtag, Banksy’s Subtlety, Scary Statues, Resume Contents, and Kiss Movies!
On a scale of zero to 5 Hours of your Life Wasted, your hosts had the following to say: BLAIR: Maybe like a 1.5? Maybe a 2? LUNA: 1. EVA: 2!
Recommendations:
* Nick Drake’s Five Leaves Left
* Youtube.com/BrutalMoose
* Slutever
* Red Fang’s Only Ghosts
* Marika Hackman’s I’m Not Your Man
Check out Eva on t…
Sep 25, 2017
EPISODE 67: Most Likely to Die
Join your hosts this week as we get ready for our high school reunion by watching Most Likely to Die! You can’t get mad at us for this one, the patrons voted for it, so pack your bags and get ready to reopen old high school drama as we talk about topics such as: glass blown Pickle Rick, gender pills, Pennywise discourse, Danzig polls, lukewarm murder, Blair’s guide to quitting your job, and SO much more!
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Yeoman by BATHS
* My Favorite Murder
Support us on Patreon!
Intro/outro courtesy of Visager.
Sep 18, 2017
EPISODE 66: Holidays
You’d think we learned our lesson last week, but nope! We forgot to put up a poll again, so we had to watch another horror anthology! Blair picked Holidays, and neither of your hosts will ever forgive her for it.
In addition to this celebratory film, we also discussed Party Moms, Some Generalized Jennifer Lawrence Disdain, Evan Sucks Big Fucking Dick High School, Seth Green’s Filmography, Horrible Jesus Rabbit, Mr. Huge Jorts Himself, Making Pornsite Accounts In 2016, and Ladies Love Cool James.
RATINGS: On a scale of 0 to 5 holidays, our hosts had the following to say. Luna: 1.5 out of 5 holidays. Blair: A less generous 1 out of 5 holidays
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Destiny 2
* Bury Me at Makeout Creek by Mitski
Support us on Patreon!
Intro/outro music courtesy of Visager
Sep 12, 2017
EPISODE 65: XX
This week, Blair and Luna get in touch with their feminine side as they attempt to engage with ostensibly feminist horror anthology XX, and boy howdy do they have a time with it! Topics include: Cherry Vanilla Pepi, 3D Modeling, Just Talkin’ About the Movie V/H/S, Rosemary’s Baby II: Still Fuckin’ The Devil, and just the most audible disappointment ever.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Over the Garden Wall
* Lucky Number Slevin
Sep 4, 2017
EPISODE 64: Splice
Well folks, we’re here to issue a public apology. In her sick leave, Luna went ahead and fused some DNA together in an act against god. She’s sorry, but what’s done is done, and it’s loose in Rochester, but above all else she wants you to know she’s very sorry. And she’s back! So while the beast runs rampant in upstate NY, we decided to sit down and record an episode on the oddly topical Splice.
In addition to genetic monstrosities flying directly in the face of god, your hosts also discussed Weird Car Sightings, An Extremely Long Green Lantern Tangent, Anime Chatter, iCarly Recap, Milestone Episodes, EXTREMELY Funny N.E.R.D. Jokes, An EXTREMELY Bad Ending, and BYOF (Build Your Own Fursona).
RATINGS: On a scale of 0 to 5 flesh boys, our hosts both gave this movie a VERY lukewarm 2.5 out of 5.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Steal My Sunshine
* All Hail West Texas
REFERENCED MEDIA:
* Simon Baz (with gun)
* A snippet from Simon Baz’s Wikipedia page
* Dex-Starr
Intro/out…
Aug 29, 2017
EPISODE 63: Prince of Darkness
This week, Luna calls in sick, so Blair is instead joined by friend of the show An to talk science and satan as we discuss John Carpenter’s Prince of Darkness! This week we discuss topics such as [BLAIR PLEASE PUT SOMETHING HERE WHEN YOU’RE NOT SLEEP DEPRIVED] and much, much more!
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Can’t Maintain by AJJ
* The Expanse
Aug 21, 2017
EPISODE 62: The Final Girls
Folks, we’re coming to you from the other side of the silver screen, somehow – we’re trapped in the movies! While we figure out how to get home, we sat down and recorded an episode about the surprisingly topical metatextual horror flick The Final Girls! Hopefully we’ll find our way out before next week – I don’t think this gimmick will work in the episode descriptions twice!
School Fever, Buttrock Dissection, Nazi Punchin, Schlocktober Prep, The Final Girls vs. Final Girl, A Weird and Long Seventh Son Discussion, Bifurcation Via Trauma, Film’s Best Striptease, and Entering Movies.
RATINGS On a scale of zero to 5 Sucked Turds, your hosts had the following to say: Blair: 4.5 out of 5! Not giving it the full 5 because I didn’t give Scream a 5, and this isn’t as good as that. Luna: Oh, same, except I gave Scream a 5.
RECOMMENDATION:
* Homestar Runner
* Not running into your neighbor’s fencepost
* Brand New’s Science Fiction
Intro/outro courtesy of Visager.…
Aug 15, 2017
EPISODE 61: The Ring
This week, your hosts only have seven days to get through this discussion of The Ring, come join us! Topics include Sibling Antics, Fearbaiting ARGs, Dabbing, Oogieloves, and Gay Tin Tin Hospital.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Until Dawn
* Hospice by The Antlers
Please help friend of the show Roy! https://www.youcaring.com/natasharoyarnold-835707
Aug 7, 2017
EPISODE 60: Thirteen Ghosts
This week, Blair and Luna get freaky with numbers as we discuss the frankly perplexing movie Thirteen Ghosts. In addition to trying to figure out how many ghosts is too many, your hosts discuss topics like musical intolerances, basic math, Wish Upon updates, Blair still talking about Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, Monk and Shaggy, the very funny number 69, and the very funny word boners.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Bone
* Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
Jul 31, 2017
EPISODE 59: Eraserhead
It’s Lynch season on Fearbaiting, by which I mean that it’s time for us to watch one Lynch film, be completely overwhelmed, and decide not to do another one for the rest of the year! This movie was a waking nightmare, but in spite of that it was pretty good! In addition to Eraserhead, your hosts discussed: Number Fucking, Bottom of the Barrel Proposals, Lon Chaney Joke Explanations, It’s Eraserhead!, BakersDozenhead, Horror Movie Incels, Tesla Buttplugs, Fucking Pay Attention Binnie, and Eraserhead Crossover Fanfiction.
RATINGS: On a scale of zero to five Eraserhead Babies, our hosts both gave it a 4 out of 5!
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Kingdom Heartache
* King of the Hill
Support us on Patreon!
Intro/outro music courtesy of Visager.
Jul 24, 2017
EPISODE 58: Stay Alive
This week, your hosts jack into the matrix as they try to unravel the increasingly convoluted plot of Stay Alive, and try not to die in the process. Topics include Ready Player One, upgraded tech, topical Wii jokes, Ready Player One, Sword Art Online, Frankie Muniz, and Ready Player One.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Lana del Rey’s Lust For Life
* Spiderman: Homecoming
Jul 17, 2017
EPISODE 57: Dead Ringers
It dawns on us, halfway through recording: Maybe we should have picked a different movie to talk about while fucked up on FourLoko? Regardless, your hosts watched and then… kind of talked about Dead Ringers this week, while full of that nasty, nasty FourLoko poison, and we invite you to try to remember what happened that night with us. Hey, you can’t blame us. You asked for this.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Nyx Fears
* Friends at the Table
Jul 10, 2017
EPISODE 56: Man Vs.
Pack your bags and bring your tent! This week, your hosts are taking you camping!!!!! Now, we’re no survivalists, but we did happen to watch a horror movie about one, which is basically just as good, so gather around the campfire and let Blair and Luna tell you about Man Vs., and we’ll discuss topics such as: Surrealist advertising, Syfy sponsored graphics, Boss Baby out on BluRay, propeller dynamics, and so much more!
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Let’s Go To Hell
* 17776
Jul 3, 2017
EPISODE 55: Ginger Snaps
So, bad news: Blair’s a werewolf now. I mean it’s pretty cool to be honest but it makes podcasting difficult. So in the meantime, we’ve got returning guest Luca here to talk about Ginger Snaps! Kinda weird how on-theme Luca’s selection was, but whatever! Sorry about the weird audio around the 14 minute mark – no idea how to fix that without destroying the episode.
In addition to some very distressed goth sisters, we discuss Cracker Crunch ASMR, Anime Chat, Luna is Very Tired, Luna Leaves And Luca Talks About Trolls, Welcome to Baileyshits, Goth Club Adventures, That Wolverine Shit, MoreThanBrothersDotNet, Nut-Transferable Lyncanthropy, and A New Segment!
RATINGS: On a scale of zero to five Hormonal Toilets, your hosts had the following to say: Luca: Four out of five! Luna: Yeah, about a 3.5 out of 5. Pretty solid!
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Trolls (2016)
* Baby Driver
Intro/outro music courtesy of Visager
Support us on Patreon!
Jun 26, 2017
EPISODE 54: Scream
This week, your hosts sit down and watch a horror-comedy classic: Wes Craven’s Scream! Topics include: MURDER 👏 BOYFRIENDS👏, life threatening dabs, unfortunate tattoos, sales on Monsters, Matthew Lllard, and greasy, horrible hair.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* MirrorMask
* A Ghost Story
Jun 19, 2017
EPISODE 53: Rosemary's Baby
This week on Fearbaiting, your hosts dive headlong into the wild world of 1960s satanic witchcraft and baby makin’ as we discuss Rosemary’s Baby! Topics include: the joys of rice, haunted baby-ness, Charlie Sheen’s HUGE boner, lesbian tennis, chocolate mouse, fun with anagrams, and so much more.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* It Comes At Night
* Movies with Mikey
Support us on Patreon!
Intro/outro music courtesy of Visager.
Jun 12, 2017
EPISODE 52: This House Has People In It
Welcome, everyone, to the second episode of everyone’s favorite podcast, Fearbaiting colon Boy in the House! This week, your beloved host Alek invites returning guest Blair and new-to-the-show Luna to talk about AB Video Solution’s This House Has People In It. Remember to wash your hands before and after listening to this podcast, as it is the number one way to contract Lynks disease! Topics include: Mountain Dew, esports, modern absurdism, terrifying ways your house can be, shipping! and so much more…
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Everything
* Planetarium
* Mission: Impossible
Jun 5, 2017
EPISODE 51: Final Destination 3
We narrowly avoided death last time, but we’re still haunted by its specter. But we took some important time out of running from the grim reaper’s machinations to sit down, watch Final Destination 3, and then talk about it! We also discuss The Bye Bye Man Returns, Lesbian Broccoli, Luna Gets Musical, Competitive Pronunciation, A Bevy of Zac Efron Knockoffs, PSP Opinions, Workout Tipz, DVNO: The Anti-ASMR, and Death of the Host. RATINGS: On a scale of zero to five Fuck You Ben Franklins, our hosts had the following to say: Blair: This is a full five out of five. Luna: Absolutely same. Knock back a few beers with friends and watch it.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Our new Animorphs podcast, The Wonder Yeerks!
* The Love Witch
* Sherlock is Garbage, and Here’s Why
Referenced Media: The Centrifuge Brain Project If you’d like to support Fearbaiting, please donate to our Patreon!
Intro/outro music courtesy of Visager.
May 22, 2017
EPISODE 50: In the Mouth of Madness
This week, your hosts celebrate their semi-centennial episode with a good ol’ fashioned John Carpenter flick, In the Mouth of Madness. A divisive movie to be sure, potentially producing a divisive podcast episode as well, because in this one: Blair tickles your ears with some ASMR, Luna takes off her shirt, there are vore jokes, celebrity conspiracy theories, things get real rough and rowdy, generally speaking, and your host make approximately five hundred diversions. All in a day’s work.
RATINGS (0 to 5 Slow-Mo Dogs) Blair – 4/5 Luna – 4.5/5
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* ContraPoints
* Angel Heart
May 15, 2017
EPISODE 49: The Blair Witch Project
On this very special anniversary episode of Fearbaiting, our hosts talk about Blair’s favorite movie of all time, The Blair Witch Project! We also announce our new Animorphs spinoff project, The Wonder Yeerks! Yes, we know we call it “The Golden Yeerks,” that’s wrong. And we announce our Patreon! More information about that can be found at this link. Once again, just wanted to say a genuine thanks for all the support we’ve had from our listeners this past year.
We also discuss: Dad Dabs, The Podcast Killer, Composer Factz, Our Shortest Plot Summary, Fearbaiting Superlatives, Flashbacks!, Fearbaiting’s Best Meme, Li’l Jimmy’s Troubling Addiction, and Luna Loses Her Shit Over Blair Witch Project Games.
RATINGS Our hosts skipped ratings this week on accident! Whoops! Kinda hard to rate The Blair Witch Project, though.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Moana
* American Gods
* MISCELLANY
Intro/outro music courtesy of Visager.
May 8, 2017
EPISODE 48: The Craft
This week Blair and Luna are joined by chaotic trickster spirit and friend of the show Satah to talk about The Craft! And it gets… pretty hectic, as they play fast and loose with what can legally be considered a podcast about movies. But stick with us! They cover topics such as, a harrowing b-plot to remember the name of an album, one woman’s desperate attempts to keep the gang on topic, sharks, super flirty sleepovers, being a teenager in the 90s, and lesbian potentiality.
RATINGS: Luna – Ehhh???/5 fake plane crashes Blair – 3/5 fake plane crashes Satah – 3/5 fake plane crashes
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Yare Yare Boys
* No Shape – Perfume Genius
* Campaign Podcast (again!)
May 1, 2017
EPISODE 47: The Babadook
This week, your hosts are joined by actual literate human person and former professor of one half of your usual crew, Brian Hauser to discuss The Babadook. This week we talk about film and genre and the meaningfulness of horror in the cultural sphere, goddamn it, because we’re college-educated individuals with an interest in the theoretical examination of the things we’re passionate about and we don’t even make one dick joke this week, I swear to god.
RATINGS: Luna – 4.5/5 bowls of gruel Blair – 4/5 bowls of gruel Brian – 4.5/5 bowls of gruel with a side of Ambien
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Double King
* Hulu’s television adaptation of The Handmaid’s Tale
* Rosemary’s Baby
* Don’t Look Now
* Phase IV
Misc. Goodies Mentioned on the Show
* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Lon_Chaney_London_After_Midnight_Portrait.jpg
* https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51zgBsCJCPL._SX258_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg
* http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/08/12/…
Apr 25, 2017
EPISODE 46: Last Shift
Sorry we’re late again! But, not unlike last week, this episode is all in your mind! So it’s your fault, again. What’s your problem? Don’t keep yourself waiting like that! Anyways, this week, the Fearbaiting in your brain watched Last Shift! Listen to us talk about workplace woes and get very explicitly communist for a minute or two.
Also discussed: Marxbaiting, Fuckfest 2k17, TPTCFHAH Rides, Podcast Inheritance, A Parody of Ourselves, It’s a Friends!, A Moment to Reflect, Made of the Fear of God, Busy Child Impressions, Luna’s German Vocabulary, Go Read a Fucking Book You Nerds, and It’s Time For Pizza Baby!
RATINGS On a scale of zero to five Ghost Dads, our hosts had the following to say Luna: Bill Cosby! But really more like a 3 out of 5. Blair: 2.5 out of 5 ghost dads.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Chihayafuru
* Vampire’s Kiss
If you guys have any questions you’d like to ask an actual smart person, Luna’s former college film professor will be on next week to talk…
Apr 18, 2017
EPISODE 45: They Look Like People
Sorry we’re late! There were a lot of things getting in our way this week, but it’s okay, because in this week’s belated episode, this podcast doesn’t really exist and it’s all in your mind! So really, it’s your fault we’re late. The Blair in your mind has selected Perry Blackshear’s 2015 debut They Look Like People! Also, the Luna in your mind spends fifteen fucking minutes talking about Animorphs.
In two weeks, we’re gonna have an actual smart person on our podcast to talk about The Babadook. Please send in any questions you might have for a college professor of film!
We also discuss: Recording Tribulations, Chemtrails Explained, Actual TAZ Spoilers From 9:21 To 12:37, Trans Things in Media, Sir Billi Chat (feat. Luna Incompetence), Animorphs Animosity, Clown Fucking, Fearbaiting ASMR, Overwatch Content, Aggressive Listener Questions, and Rare Sincerity.
RATINGS On a scale of zero to 5 Blobby Wars, our hosts had the following to say: Blair: Solid 5. Luna: A mildl…
Apr 10, 2017
EPISODE 44: Dead Silence
This week, your intrepid host dive into the dark, murky waters of one of the most ominous subjects out there: ventriloquism. Yes, that’s right, you heard it here first, we watch James Wan’s Dead Silence this week, and then, consequently, we talk about it. Not only that, but we cover other topics, as well! Such topics include: Video game hype, uncomfortable recording set ups, the passing of time, Donnie Wahlberg, and the very logistics of this film
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Moh Lhean by Why?
* Dungeons and Lesbians
RATINGS: Blair – 2.5/5 Donnie Wahlbergs Luna – 2.5/5 Donniw Walhbergs
Apr 3, 2017
EPISODE 43: The Autopsy of Jane Doe
This week Blair and Luna bring on notorious commenter Luca to attest for their crimes… and to watch The Autopsy of Jane Doe with them. Just, you know, while everyone’s in the same place. Topics include, but are not limited to: A mini MBMBaM recap podcast hidden within this podcast, the merits and drawbacks of Fallout: New Vegas, toilet fears, shower spooks, an absence of Tim Curry, free speech, as well as introducing a hit new segment: Bad Letterboxd Reviews!
RATINGS: On a scale of one to five Stanleys (Stan Lees?) your lovely hosts gave this movie — Blair: 3.5/5 Luna: 4/5 Luca: 3/5
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Subnautica
* S-Town
* Campaign Podcast
Mar 27, 2017
EPISODE 42: Horsemen
In what may be the least inspired film choice in Fearbaiting’s history, Luna basically picked this film out of a hat, and boy is it a stinker! Join us as we discuss the 2008 Dennis Quaid vehicle Horsemen! Hope you’re up for a very angry Blair, folks.
We also discuss: Podcast Infiltration, Beauty and the Beast Chat, Miniature Killer Recap, Better Than Charnel House?, Incredible Foley, Smiley Spoilers, Blair Gets Fucking Pissed, The Tetanus Of It All, We’re Banky, and Call It Hooks!
RATINGS On a scale of zero to five Tooth Detectives, our hosts had the following to say: Luna: 1 out of 5 Tooth Detectives. Blair: 1 out of 5 Tooth Detectives.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Cool Games, Inc.
* Orbiting Human Circus
Intro/outro music courtesy of Visager.
Mar 20, 2017
EPISODE 41: Southbound
Join your hosts this week as we talk about the American southwest horror anthology Southbound. But not just that! We also tackle topics such as: the weather, nightcore, Power Rangers, the fact that things are sometimes older than we remember them being, and where all those fucked up guys went.
RATINGS: Both Blair and Luna rated this movie 3.5/5 Poorly Cloned Adrien Brodys.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Rabbits
* Stories Untold
Mar 16, 2017
EPISODE 40: Get Out
At long last, Blair is back in a funky-fresh mid-week episode to talk about Get Out with Luna and, back at it again, special guest Zach! Topics include, but are not limited to: Uncanny celebrity encounters, K.A. Applegate deepcuts, and deep, insightful social commentary.
RATINGS: Both Blair, Luna, and Zach gave Get Out 5/5 half eaten Froot Loops.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Under the Skin
* In Conflict by Owen Pallett
* Breath of the Wild
Mar 6, 2017
EPISODE 39: Lights Out
Blair’s in the big apple this weekend, so we’re joined by friend of the show Zach to talk about our first James Wan flick, Lights Out! We also spend like half an hour talking about video games. Sorry again about the audio – there’s some construction happening in Luna’s house, as well as some bass playing.
We also discuss: A Lot of Video Games, Brad Vaughn’s Reign, The Blore, Night Hag, ETrade Baby Returns, Foley Work, G4’s Demise, Retail Funtimes, The Litigiousness of Tom Petty, Bass Dad, and Megamind Gifs.
RATINGS On a scale of zero to 5 sriracha chips, our hosts had the following to say:Luna: 3 out of 4 sriracha chips. Zach: 3.5 out of 4 sriracha chips.
RECOMMENDATION:
* Horizon Zero Dawn
* Two Best Friends Play Tony Hawk’s Underground
* Snot Girl
Zach can be found @cataquacks on twitter, and at knightzoned on tumblr.
Intro/outro music courtesy of Visager.
Feb 27, 2017
EPISODE 38: You're Next
This week, our hosts return to a favorite genre, home invasion, with the 2011 film You’re Next! We also get, like, DICK deep into time cube explanations.
We also discuss: Sausage Party Sweep, The Big Shorts, Stuna, Remembering When A Stranger Calls, Very Funny Drake Jokes, Explaining Time Cube, BlenderDeath, Boss Baby = Time Cube?, Secret Mask Societies, and Murder Playlists.
RATINGS On a scale of zero to 5 time cubes, our hosts had the following to say: Blair: 4 out of 5 time cubes. Luna: 4.5; regrettably not the 4 that Gene Ray would have wanted.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Night in the Woods
* Lasagna Cat
Intro/outro music courtesy of Visager.
Feb 21, 2017
EPISODE 37: The Shining
After our long weekend, we’re back with a real juicy episode for you all! Stepping in for Luna this week is friend of the show Alek, who joins Blair to talk about The Shining! And… pretty much only talk about that. It’s a big ol’ movie with a lot in there to discuss, so we get our hands nice and dirty in it.
RATINGS: Both Alek and Blair gave the movie 4.5/5 bearjobs.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
* Gregory Horror Show
Feb 12, 2017
EPISODE 36: The Charnel House
Did you think last week’s movie was too good a movie about parallel universes? Well, do we have a movie for you! This week, Blair and Luna dive into an absolute stinker, 2016’s The Charnel House, and find out exactly what’s haunting this giant apartment complex with seven tenants. Buckle up, folks. We get angry.
P.S. Sorry if the audio gets a bit out of sync at times – there were a handful of recording snafus this week.
We also discuss: Everything is Sans, Darnielle Sadness, Wilford Brimley’s Failed Clone, Garbage Disposal Ruminations, New Segment: Highest Point Lowest Point, Minor Skype Issues, Luna Takes a Break, and Owned By Libsyn Comments
RATINGS: On a scale of zero to five Batter Patties, our hosts had the following to say: Blair: Like, a goose egg Luna: I 1000% agree. Zero Batter Patties
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Stop Podcasting Yourself
* From Under the Cork Tree
Feb 6, 2017
EPISODE 35: Coherence
Join Blair and Luna, with special guest Rinks–wait, and… special guests Blair, Luna and Rinks, as well as Blair, Luna, and Rinks… with a cameo from Rinks’s cat–as they talk about the movie Coherence! We get down and dirty with this real thinker of a film, and before you dive on in, this is one of the few movies on our show where you’d get the most out of the movie by going in cold. We won’t call the feds on you if you don’t, but go give it a watch before you barrel into our babblings on this flick!
Topics this week include: Petite bourgeoisie tea bags, cats in boxes, multiverse shenanigans, Eau du High School, and a beautiful musical number from the one and only Luna.
ON A SCALE OF ONE TO FIVE “Bottles of Ketamine”: All three of us gave it a solid 5/5
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Santa Clarita Diet
* Breathe (Respire)
* Grizzly Man
Intro and outro music courtesy of Visager.
Jan 30, 2017
EPISODE 34: Would You Rather?
Would you rather listen to this podcast or read this description? The good news is that you don’t have to make a choice! This week, Blair and Luna watched Would You Rather, and had very conflicted feelings about it? We also say some very, very bad things. I’d apologize here but neither of us are truly that sorry.
We also discuss: Hometown Heroes, Fearbaiting T-Shirts, Rating Jack-Off Motions, Pennywise the Tax Specialist, Perfect Impressions, Impressive Foley, and Totally Spies Kinkiness
RATINGS: On a scale of zero to five Sjamboks, our hosts had the following to say: Blair: 3 out of 5. Luna: 3 out of 5 – no, 3.25 out of 5. Wait, no 2.5 out of 5. Yeah, that.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Obsidian by Baths
* Resident Evil 7
Intro/outro music courtesy of Visager
Jan 23, 2017
EPISODE 33: Apollo 18
YOU KNOW I HAD TO TURN INTO DARKIPLIER 2: #4BIDDENKNOWLEDGE: LUNARTRUTH.COM
RATING: On a scale of 1-5 LUNARTRUTH.COMs Blair: 3/5 Luna: 3.5/5
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Goodbye to Halos
* St. Vincent – St. Vincent
Jan 16, 2017
EPISODE 32: It Follows
Everyone loved this movie back when it first came out in 2014; does it hold up? Join Luna and Blair as we discuss It Follows! Also, enjoy the smartest discussion we’ve probably ever had on the podcast. It was weird.
We also discuss: Our First Sponsorship, La La Land vs. The Bye Bye Man, We Literally Can’t Stop Talking About Split, Actually Smart Shit, Text to Speech Interruptions, Marry Fuck Kill: Greg Paul or Hugh, Greg Status, How To Kill The It Follows, A Really Bad Plan To Kill The It Follows, and Arthur Discourse
RATINGS: On a scale of zero to five Shitty-Ass Aardvarks, our hosts had the following to say. Blair: 3.5 out of 5. Luna: 3.25 out of 5.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* A Series of Unfortunate Events
* The Wicked + The Divine
Intro/outro music courtesy of Visager
Jan 9, 2017
EPISODE 31: Green Room
This week, per the request of close friends with good opinions, we dive into the horrors of the more… political realm, as we watch and talk about Nazi punk horror/thriller Green Room! Join us as we discuss the political implications of this film, as well as babble about how dope it looks.
Topics also include: The cast of Sharkboy and Lava Girl, the trials and tribulations of same-name dating, fake torture tactics, flirty 14th century double dating, Maeby Funke, and poignant political discourse.
RATINGS: On a scale of 1-5 Nazi dogs, our hosts had the following to say: Blair: 4.5/5 Luna: 5/5
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Manchester by the Sea
* Oh No Ross and Carrie
Intro/outro music coutesy of Visager
Jan 2, 2017
EPISODE 30: Saw 3D
We chose this week’s movie wanting to watch some brainless gore, but apparently the Saw franchise has a deep mythos and we wound up way out of our depths! Whoops! Join us as we watch what was supposed to be the final entry in everyone’s favorite gore porn series, Saw 3D!
We also discuss: The Dabventure Zone, The Podcast Braise, Podcast Horny, Saw-rys, Weirdly Specific Friend Requirements, Jigsaw’s Pizza Trap, Oogieloves Curse, Grimdark Double Dare, and Jigsaw’s Alignment.
RATINGS: On a scale of zero to five No-Nip Bobbys, our hosts had the following to say. Blair: 1.5 out of 5. Luna: 2 out of 5.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* INSIDE
* Oranges Are Not the Only Fruit
Intro/outro music courtesy of Visager
Dec 27, 2016
EPISODE 29: Silent Night, Deadly Night
In what is our most divisive episode yet, we welcome our good friend Li’l Clem (@ocsularia) to discuss your favorite scary Christmas movie, Silent Night Deadly Night! We also discuss: Blizzard Invents Gay, Jack The Destroyer, Known Murderer Joe Cool, Weekend at Ernest’s, Ye Olde Punk’d, Saved By The Smell, Old-Ass Memes, and They Made FIVE Of These? RATINGS: On a scale of zero to five Living Haunted Dolls, our hosts had the following to say. Blair: 3 and a whatever out of 5. Luna: 3.5 out of 5. Li’l Clem: 420 out of 5.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* The Besties
* Cheap Thrills
* Creepshow and Creepshow 2
* The Atomic Cafe
Intro/outro music courtesy of Visager
Dec 19, 2016
EPISODE 28: The Thing
This week, we dive into the tundra and and pop out of the snowbanks with another festively themed episode as we talk about John Carpenter’s The Thing. Among confronting the gripping paranoid and distrust of your fellow crewmates, topics this week include the Technicalities of Arson, the rush that comes from shucking responsibility, Luna Browsing the Internet, Wintertime Illness Woes, Famous Animal Actors, and Furry Origin Stories.
RATINGS: Blair – 5/5 Jed the Dogs. Luna – 5/5 Jed the Dogs.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Yuri!!! on Ice
* Nichijou
Intro/outro music courtesy of Visager.
Dec 12, 2016
EPISODE 27: Krampus
The seasons are a-changing, there is snow on the ground (depending on where you are in the world), and, for a handful of belief systems and practices, the holiday season is nearly upon us. Trying to help you all gear up for the festivities, we are delving into some wintery-themed horror movies, and, as a consequence, we watch Krampus this week! Yes, that’s right, the inexplicable horror-christmas-comedy 2015 gifted us. This week we cover topics such as: Chunk, PC culture, vore puppets, and much, much more.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Amplitude
* The Great British Bakeoff
Dec 5, 2016
EPISODE 26: The Final Destination
Well, now that Good Movie November is over, we take a look at one of the schlockiest franchises Hollywood has to offer: Final Destination. Blair and Luna take some time to tackle the fourth entry in the series!
We also discuss: Mean Managers, Flip Capability, Eddie Redmayne Impressions, Football’s New Theme Song, Smash Mouth Memories, and The Lethality of Carwashes.
RATINGS: Blair: As a good movie, 2.5 Obviously Viagara-Induced Boners out of 5. As a fun movie, full 5 out of 5. Luna: As a good movie, 2 Obviously Viagara-Induced Boners out of 5. As a fun movie, 4.5 out of 5.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Bokurano
* Peanut butter cookies
Intro/outro music courtesy of Visager
Nov 28, 2016
EPISODE 25: Halloween (1978)
Technically, we missed the titular holiday by about a month with this one, but better late than never! Join us for the seminal Carpenter classic Halloween! This week we also discuss: False Starts, Pokéchunk, Jamie Lee Curtis Yogurt, New Character: Stoner JLC, and the 70s, Man!! RATINGS: Both hosts give Halloween 4.5 falling mannequin Michael Myers out of a potential 5.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
Bloodborne
Arrival
Intro/outro music courtesy of Visager.
Nov 21, 2016
EPISODE 24: Donnie Darko
Okay, okay, we know Donnie Darko isn’t a very scary movie, but Frank is kinda spooky, right? ….right? Anyways, bear with us as we discuss (and even explain a bit!) this cult classic from 2001.
We also discuss: HD Luna, Hacking the Postgame of Thrones RSS Feed, Recommending Memes and Dabbing, Building Foley, Time Travel Anime, Bullet Value, Smurf Fucking, and Beethoven Vitriol.
RATINGS: Both hosts give Donnie Darko 4 smurf gangbangs out of 5.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Totally Reprise
* Trans-Mission Radio
* A nice hot cocoa
The referenced Donnie Darko explanation can be found here!
Intro/outro music courtesy of Visager!
Nov 14, 2016
EPISODE 23: Nightmare on Elm Street
Welcome welcome back! We get real wild and rowdy this week as we talk about the Wes Craven horror classic Nightmare on Elm Street. Well, barely talk about it. Topics include: bags of blood, shitty fast food, outdated memes, and Pears.
The Vine Luna told Blair to put in the show notes can be found here: https://vine.co/v/ObbKrpn5JwL
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Westworld
* Ryan North’s The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl
Nov 7, 2016
EPISODE 22: Alien
Gooftober is Gooftover! Thanks for sticking with us while we watched two fucking Scary Movies. But now we’re back watching good movies, starting with Alien!
Also discussed: Our inability to stop talking about Scary Movie, how much we’ve missed good movies, Unfriended vs. Smiley, John Hurt’s Squirt Shirt, a terrible British accent, how to properly care for your space cat, and a very incensed letter about Bonestorm.
Recommendations:
* 22, A Million
* Bokurano
* Perdido Street Station
* Two Best Friends Play Silent Hill 3
Intro/outro music courtesy of Visager.
Oct 31, 2016
EPISODE 21: Scary Movie 3
In this week’s episode, Fearbaiting get iPad! Luna’s not here to tag along, so things get pretty rowdy without her as we’re joined by Michael to just barely talk about Scary Movie 3 as we round off Gooftober! Thank you all for joining us through this wild and crazy ride!
Recommendation this week:
* Dr. Dog’s B-Room
* Black Mirror season 3
Oct 24, 2016
EPISODE 20: V/H/S Viral
As Gooftober soldiers on, we’re joined by our good friend of the show Abe (@zettaitoken) to discuss V/H/S Viral! It’s a headache and a half made by someone who doesn’t understand the definition of “viral.”
We also discuss stupid dirt fabios, the fear factor of Michael Keaton, V/O/R/E: Viral, how to avoid giving a blowjob to a ghost, Dark Justice vs Injustice, fraggle cocks, why DID this movie have so much fucking vore?, and getting admonished by dads.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Detective Conan
* Lady Gaga’s Joanne (or Born This Way)
* nana825763
Intro and outro music courtesy of Visager.
Oct 17, 2016
EPISODE 19: Silent Hill: Revelations 3D
This week in Gooftober we watch a new spin on an old classic, so to speak. A new, shittier spin on an older, better classic. One thing that’s not shitting is our guest, Artemis, back at it again to help us unpack the disaster that is the second Silent Hill movie adaptation. Mostly we talk about just how much better the video games are. We also discuss: meal nomenclature, movies where a guy gives birth to himself, infinite sequel bait, and discovering just how right we were about the original Silent Hill.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Fallout: New Vegas
* I Saw the Devil
* Night in the Woods
Intro and outro music courtesy of Visager.
Oct 10, 2016
EPISODE 18: Jason X
We’re setting off week two of Gooftober with another bizarre mish-mash of genres, Jason X! Join us, with our guest Soren, as we really just luxuriate in the raw horniness of Jason X, talk about of Freddy/Jason slash fiction, and the width of Jason Voorhees’s head.
Recommendations this week:
* The game Anatomy
* The podcast Rosebuddies
* The Youtube video series Car Boys
Oct 3, 2016
EPISODE 17: Scary Movie 4
Welcome to Gooftober! The first annual celebration of really, really bad horror movies. Blair got sick as hell, so this week Luna’s joined by past guest Brooks (@brooksasanoun) and friend of the show Matt (@mattgcn) to talk about Scary Movie 4. Spoiler alert: it’s not good.
Also discussed: the script for Scary Movie 6, similarities between Scary Movie 4 and Gran Torino, scallions vs. scallops vs. shallots, Just How Many Times Did A Kid Get Hit This Movie, Carmen Electra’s bathroom funtimes, how did Rat Race end again?, and the death count of Air Buddies.
Check out Brooks on Postgame of Thrones and Fantastic Satisfaction, and find Matt on Elite Full Restore and Field Guide to Canadiana!
Recommendations:
* Check, Please! (or Scary Movie 4)
* Phoenix Wright, Ace Attorney: Spirit of Justice
* BoxBoxBoy
* Kim and the Witch
* Undertale
Sep 26, 2016
EPISODE 16: Creep
Join Blair and Luna this week as we talk about the movie Creep and discuss such topics as, wholesome dog experiences, Astrology for Dummies, new sequels for an old classic, and just really, really bad, terrible decision-making.
Additionally, and announcement: In the month of October 2016, we will not only be watching and talking about bad scary movies for your listening pleasure, but we’ll be streaming them, too! Fridays at 9 PM EST! Join us!
Recommendations this week are:
* The Blair Witch Project (1999)
* Run Lola Run
Sep 19, 2016
EPISODE 15: Andy Warhol's Frankenstein (AKA Flesh for Frankenstein)
Hoo boy! This was one hell of an experience. Blair and Luna are joined by friend of the show Ziek to watch Andy Warhol’s 1974 “horror” “parody” Flesh for Frankenstein. It’s very bad and we all hated it.
Also discussed: Marvin Gaye impressions, how to cooking, the struggles of being an audio-only medium, a gratuitous amount of sex scenes, Flesh for Frankenstein vs. Neon Genesis Evangelion, Five Hundred Titties, and just how much DOES Luna know about choking?
Recommendations:
* Ghost Trick
* Friends at the Table: COUNTER/Weight
* A really good grilled cheese sandwich
Ziek can be found at zeekubeast on twitter and tumblr!
Intro and outro music courtesy of Visager.
Sep 12, 2016
EPISODE 14: Hush
Blair and Luna return to a favorite genre, the home invasion film, with the 2016 film Hush! Luna doesn’t talk very much this week because this was recorded, like, two days after she got her wisdom teeth out. Very painful. We also discuss the horrors of surgery, which hemisphere we’re in, a cat named Bitch, the successor to the Hokage title, Chekov’s various weapons, and the feel of SWERY.
Please let us know what you’d like to see from us for October! We floated a few ideas, and would love to get your feedback.
Recommendations:
* Deadly Premonition
* Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared
Intro and outro music courtesy of Visager.
Sep 5, 2016
EPISODE 13: Ava's Possessions
Join Blair and Luna this week while we talk about how horny everything is and how everything always will be, rattling off a comprehensive list of all the things people ever wanted to get intimate with. Oh, and, we watched a movie this week, I guess, a horror-themed dramedy about the trials and tribulations of living in a world where your chances of getting possessed by a demon are higher than you might think!
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure
* The Girl with All the Gifts by Mike Carey
Here’s that fanfiction Luna was desperate to read on-air: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8551019/1/Onceler-Upon-a-Time
Aug 29, 2016
EPISODE 12: The Last Winter
The regulars are back again! This time, Blair and Luna dive deep into the 2006 environmental horror film The Last Winter, and we actually stumble across a bit of insight about the movie! We also discuss adventures in Maine, University of Chicago banning trigger warnings, if Brendan Fraser got bit in the junk in Furry Vengeance, how to spell “taint,” the life and death of Jack Daniel, terrible Seinfeld references, and how to pronounce “wendigo.”
The Vox article that we mentioned: http://www.vox.com/2016/8/26/12657684/chicago-safe-spaces-trigger-warnings-letter
Recommendations:
* Tickled
* Seconds
Intro and outro music courtesy of Visager.
Aug 15, 2016
EPISODE 11: The Witch
Join us this week, down one cohost but up one guest, Blair’s boyfriend and friend of the show Reno, as we watch The Witch, a 2015 horror-drama, and discuss the true horrors of a vengeful god.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
* Lake Mungo
* The Adventure Zone (again)
Aug 8, 2016
EPISODE 10: The Cabin in the Woods
Welcome to another bone-rattling episode of Fearbaiting where your hosts, Blair and Luna, and joined by two chuckleheads from The Brotherhood Without Manners, Brooks and Eddy, hosts of the Postgame of Thrones podcast, who’ve probably collectively seen 3 horror movies total in their whole lives. This week we handle topics such as the cinematic history of Robin Williams, crying at the movie Click, and sometimes mentioning the movie that we actually watched this week.
THIS WEEKS RECOMMENDATIONS:
* This House Has People In It
* Unedited Footage of a Bear
* What We Do in the Shadows
* Lucha Underground
Brooks can be found on Twitter @brooksasanoun, or on tumblr at seriousjones.tumblr.com. Eddy can be found on Twitter @SquizPillion, or on tumblr at squizpillion.tumblr.com. Check out Postgame of Thrones on your normal podcast source, or at postgameofthrones.tumblr.com.
Aug 1, 2016
EPISODE 9: Tamara
We’re joined by our friend Satah to discuss the weird, terrible Canadian horror film Tamara! We also discuss the hardships of moving, digging for dollars in mouths, sexy oompa loompa Jigsaw, how secretly deep this movie is, and Tremors 2 (sequel to the movie Tremors).
Also, a brief correction: Luna says the next movie we’ll be watching is Oculus – this was a mistake, as our next episode will be covering The Cabin in the Woods.
Check out Satah on twitter @nuditea, and on Bandcamp!
This week’s recommendations are:
* Mr. Robot
* BOXBOY
* Lady Dynamite
* Limetown
Intro/outro music courtesy of Visager.
Jul 25, 2016
EPISODE 8: Shutter
Blair and Luna take an international trip this week to Thailand, as we discuss the 2004 film Shutter! We also cover the trailer for the new Blair Witch Project, the ratings we would give to the 2009 film Shutter Island, the physics of landing on the roof of a car, and fursuit blowjobs.
This week’s recommendations are:
* Bojack Horseman Season 3
* ERASED
Intro and outro music courtesy of Visager!
Jul 18, 2016
EPISODE 7: Unfriended
Join Luna and Blair as we watch the fun and flirty teen horror-drama romp Unfriended and experience the real dredges of society! Its a great time! We also discuss Nollywood, Chekov’s wide array of weaponry, and expose Luna’s complete ineptitude at cooking.
Recommendations this week: Smiley, the new Ghostbusters, and Jon Bois’s YouTube series Pretty Good.
Jul 11, 2016
EPISODE 6: Silent Hill
Blair and Luna are joined today by their friend Artemis! She’s a big fan of Silent Hill (the game) but how will she react to the 2006 film adaptation? Spoiler alert: poorly. Other topics include dating app snafus, high school edginess, speeding etiquette, and butch haircuts.
Artemis can be found on tumblr at baphometkexx.tumblr.com, on Twitter (@kexxhellspawn), on Twitch at twitch.tv/tetsuwankexx, and on the podcast Video Game Hell!
Recommendations:
* Ingress
* Voltron: Legendary Defender
* Drop Out
* Goodbye to Halos
Jun 25, 2016
EPISODE 5: Event Horizon
Join Luna and Blair this week where we talk about scifi-horror, give amazing and practical advice, and namedrop Lawrence Fishburne as many times as we possibly can.
Recommendations:
* TANIS
* SAYER
Intro and outro music courtesy of Visager.
Jun 18, 2016
EPISODE 4: Ils (AKA Them)
On this week’s episode, Blair and Luna talk about the French horror film Ils, AKA Them. They also talk about the flavor of dirt, Omi being the missing fourth Simpsons kid, 90′s kid credit, and the meme status of Nokia brick phones.
Recommendations:
* Battle Royale
* Too Bright by Perfume Genius
Intro and outro music courtesy of Visager.
Jun 11, 2016
EPISODE 3: Hellraiser
Luna and Blair take a look at the 1987 film Hellraiser, and wind up spending very, very little time actually talking about it. We jump off into discussions of the marginalized as monstrous, new jobs, and how far we’d go to resurrect our dead lovers (spoiler: not very far).
Recommendations:
* They Look Like People
* Weezer’s White Album
http://thevaultofhorror.blogspot.com/2012/07/nosferatu-at-90-jew-as-vampire.html?m=1
Intro and outro music courtesy of Visager.
May 21, 2016
EPISODE 2: As Above, So Below
Reno couldn’t make it this time, so it’s just Blair and Luna again! This time, we’re taking a look at another found footage movie, this time it’s the 2014 flick As Above, So Below.
Intro and outro music courtesy of Visager.
Recommendations:
* 999: Nine Hours Nine Persons Nine Doors
* Virtue’s Last Reward
* RuPaul’s Drag Race
* Postgame of Thrones
May 14, 2016
EPISODE 1: Final Prayer (AKA The Borderlands)
Join Luna and Blair for their first episode! Wait a week to join Reno as well!
This week we watch the found footage religious horror The Final Prayer (AKA The Borderlands).
Intro and outro music courtesy of Visager.