On her deathbed, molecular biologist Dr. Amanda Hollins sends her son John to destroy her lab notes left at her home, but she fails to mention that John's brother Anthony is living in the basement. You know, his Xenomorph-esque human-octopus hybrid monster brother that Amanda created using John's DNA. Add a group of John's friends to the mix, a fish-woman ripped straight out of the Shape of Water masquerading as Amanda's biggest fan, plus the evil scientist Rod Steiger that will stop at nothing to steal Amanda's research, and you've got the perfect recipe for a serious Suckling situation. Jesse from Say You Love Satan and the whole Van Daam clan join us, as we run down the Anthony Journals in another dumpsterlicious mutant baby special! So pluck Anthony Jr. from his jar, fire up George C. Scott's tape player, and take a shot every time Hemocyanin is mentioned, because we're chest-bursting out of a watermelon with The Kindred!