The Athletic's Adam Hurrey and Charlie Eccleshare are joined by TV and radio presenter and former GamesMaster host Dominik Diamond for another edition of 'Mesut Haaland Dicks'.
Dominik waxes lyrical about ticket-touting priests in Barcelona, 10-year-old matchday gangsters in Glasgow, hilariously polite Canadian soccer fans and how he was partly responsible for David "Calamity" James' Liverpool blunders.
Meanwhile, the Adjudication Panel discuss who Line of Duty's DI Steve Arnott supports, rate Gary Neville's Andy Gray impression out of 10, and wonder why "training-ground bust-up" has become so enshrined in the language of football.
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