The Dad Joke King
The Dad Joke King
Mar 30, 2022
My Stolen Jacket, Golf, Rising Crime and a Joke From Bob W.
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The Dad Joke King Episode 10...


This is the Real Kevin Richardson and welcome to The Dad Joke King. The home of the sometimes funny dad joke, but I wouldn't count on it.

In today's show, I have something to say to the person that stole my jacket, I also have a joke about golf and something to say about rising crime in the area. Then we've got the rapid fire dad joke medley, a little advice and a joke from Bob W. Stick around for the after show to hear a birthday announcement.

Joke one...

To the person on crutches that stole my camouflage jacket: You can hide, but you can't run!

Joke two...

Do you know why dads always carry an extra pair of socks when they play golf? Incase they get a hole in one.

Dad Joke of the week...

After a series of crimes in the area, the police reported they were looking for a lady with one eye. I told them they should start looking with both eyes.

Dad Joke Medley...

  • Milk is the fastest liquid on earth. It's pasteurized before you even see it.
  • What do you call a bear who's lost all his teeth? A gummy bear.
  • Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
  • The scarecrow won an award because he was outstanding in his field.
  • I know they say money talks, but all mine says is 'goodbye.'
  • The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
  • The problem isn't obesity runs in my family. It's that no one runs in my family.
  • A blind man walked into a bar... and a table... and a chair.
  • Last night my wife was complaining that I never listen to her... or something like that.

A Joke From Bob W...

My friend told me to meet him at the music store in 45, I met him there in 33. To me that's record speed.


Always borrow money from a pessimist. They'll never expect it back.

Call to action...

Your challenge this week is to visit me at and click on the "Tell a dad joke" button and tell me a dad joke just like Bob W. did. Be like Bob.


Outro Thanks for listening to The Dad Joke King. Visit The Dad Joke King website for more sometimes funny dad jokes, but I wouldn't count on it. See Ya!

Welcome to the After Show...

Listen to the podcast to hear about a birthday announcement for next week's episode.

Copyright 2022 Kevin Richardson

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