My Big Birthday Episode with Guest Dad Joke Tellers!
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The Dad Joke King Episode 11...


This is the Real Kevin Richardson and welcome to The Dad Joke King. The home of the sometimes funny dad joke, but I wouldn't count on it.

Today's show is the birthday episode, that's right this is my birthday week, so I have birthday jokes. I also have several guests today telling a joke, and as always stick around for the after show.

Joke one...

My wife tole me to forget about the past, you can't change it. Forget about the future, you can't predict it. Forget about the present, I didn't get you one.

Joke two...

I want you to know there's nothing better than the presence of friends and family on your birthday, except the presents from friends and family on your birthday.

Dad Joke of the week...

Seth London sent in this dad joke this week... Do you know why ducks are born depressed? Because they were born with bills.

Dad Joke Medley... Birthday Edition....

  • How do pickles celebrate birthdays? They relish them.
  • You know what they say about more candles... a bigger with!
  • I'm not old. I'm aged to perfection.
  • Statistics show that whose who have the most birthdays live the longest.
  • Why do we put candles on top of the birthday cake? it's too hard to put them on the bottom.
  • Be careful. Too many birthdays will kill you!
  • My wife hired a clown for my birthday party. I told her thanks, I really do appreciate the jester.
  • I was born a pessimist. My blood type is B negative.
  • This whole birthday thing is getting old, don't you think?

--------As promised I have several people that sent in dad jokes this week. There was a big response and some people sent in multiple jokes, so if you don't here all your jokes in this episode they will be on future episodes-----------

Guest Joke Tellers (Listen to hear the joke)

  1. Jacob Bell - A bear
  2. Kade West - Crickets
  3. Dayna Thornburg - A dryer
  4. Niki Richardson - Will Smith
  5. Kat Deford - The Office
  6. Cole Thornburg - A skeleton
  7. Norah Buikstra - Oklahoma Sucks
  8. Dilan - A Spoiler
  9. Meghan Breinig - A Dad Joke

Birthday Marriage Advice...

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once!

Call to action...

Your challenge this week is a shameless plug for you to visit me at and buy me a cup of coffee by clicking on the yellow coffee cup at the bottom or by clicking the donate tab for my birthday. Don't worry, I like cheap $2 coffee.


Outro Thanks for listening to The Dad Joke King. Visit The Dad Joke King website for more sometimes funny dad jokes, but I wouldn't count on it. See Ya!

Welcome to the After Show...

Listen to the podcast to hear another joke and for me to talk about what I like on my birthday.

Copyright 2022 Kevin Richardson

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