A Galactica Carol:
Spirit - Tonight you will be visited by 3 Cylon viruses. The first will... MESS WITH THE LIGHTS!
Gaeta - AH!
Spirit - The second will... SCREW WITH YOUR MONITOR!
Dualla - AHH!!
Adama - What about the third?
Spirit - The third will... uhhh... it will also MESS WITH THE LIGHTS!
All - AHHHH!!
The Galactica's systems have been infected with a Cylon logic bomb, and if Baltar & Gaeta can't get it under control, they may be forced into a desperate move. Meanwhile, Chief Tyrol is tired of patching old planes with spit & octagonal duct tape, and decides to build his own - but who will be crazy enough to fly it?