"Who is the monster and who is the man?" Hunchback of Notre Dame asked, and Barbarian (2022) further explores (and answers) the question. We would very much like to NOT go down and explore these ideas in the darkest depths of an underground basement-catacomb-cave-of-sorts, but WE WILL! we'd do most anything for Bill Skarsgaard and Justin Long, let's be so serious right now. Join us under the bed (and in the basement, underground...) for Barbarian!