In this newest edition of The Statist Quo, we expose the most recent shenanigans that the state has up its sleeve. War drums are pounding harder than ever for war with Iran. President Trump is "locked and loaded" to retaliate on behalf of the recent bombing which took place in the US Empire's partner in crime, Saudi Arabia. The state also pushes us to a new low, by giving us a reason to defend peoples' right to vape. Finally we say a few kind words about democratic presidential candidate, Beto.