Pilgrim's Progress Reloaded
David Umstattd
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Pilgrim’s Progress is a classic allegory. It’s also a story with no robots, space marines, or talking platypuses. So we fixed that. You’re welcome.
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Feb 27, 2023
Chapter 25 GLaDOS' First Serenade...but Unironically (The Last Chapter)
The story gets a satisfying and properly paced ending that ties up all loose ends and is not confusing or abrupt
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Feb 13, 2023
Chapter 24 The Last Wrath of Akane Tsunemori
The gratuitously action packed climax
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Jan 27, 2023
Chapter 23 The Blood of Quincy Morris
Two competing Evangelisms try to get Christian to join their military base.
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Jan 13, 2023
Chapter 22 Musashi's Nail
Christian must confront evil version of Zealot and Love in a simulated world where if you die in the simulation you do NOT die in real life because seriously that whole concept is too ridiculous even for me.
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Dec 30, 2022
Chapter 21 The Kiss of C. C.
The Interpreter explains what the sam hill happened in the last episode and Christian sets out to rescue Zealot and Love.
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Dec 19, 2022
Christmas Special
I'm required by podcast law to do a parody of The Night Before Christmas using the characters from my novel.
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Dec 15, 2022
Chapter 20 Anodos' Library
Christian goes through a series of overtly referential but allegorically significant visions.
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Dec 1, 2022
Chapter 19 What the Girl in the Yellow Cardigan Said
The story takes a very dark and very adaptation accurate turn.
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Nov 17, 2022
Chapter 18 Railgun's Crusade
Zealot is tormented several very polite restaurant waiters.
Also the author switches to uploading once every two weeks because he's lazy.
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Nov 2, 2022
Chapter 17 The Three Cowardly Lions
Christian and Truth go on trial for intolerance.
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Oct 22, 2022
Chapter 16 Ecclesiastic Boogaloo
The narrator goes a little over board with the voices this episode.
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Oct 18, 2022
Chapter 15 Matt Hooper's Folley
Christian faces the ruthless and irresistible onslaught of the Persecuitrons, resulting in an epic and entirely not over-hyped fight sequences that goes on for like thirty pages.
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Oct 8, 2022
Chapter 14 Merry St. Bartholemew's Eve Mr. Pincher
Zealot turns evil, Fear Monger turns up, and Truth turns out to be a kung fu master.
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Oct 1, 2022
Chapter 13 Calvin Ball
Truth participates in a theological sports competition.
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Sep 20, 2022
Chapter 12 Zuko's Quest
Love tries to stop a theological gang war.
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Sep 10, 2022
Chapter 11 The Mystery Box
Truth gets mad at a Platypus.
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Sep 3, 2022
Chapter 10 Erech
Christian arrives at an ancient palace. Zealot immediately starts a fight.
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Aug 26, 2022
Chapter 9 Jaune Arc's Folly
Christian tries to learn how to pilot a standard transmission Holy Ghost mech.
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Aug 18, 2022
Chapter 8 Hacking into the Gate
Christian reached The Gateway and there are a LOT of monsters.
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Aug 11, 2022
Chapter 7 Van's Nemesis
Truth sues someone for copyright infringement.
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Aug 4, 2022
Chapter 6 The Knight of the Blood Oath
Truth's date goes about how you would expect.
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Jul 28, 2022
Chapter 5 Goku's Folly
The story turns into a horror movie for some reason.
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Jul 21, 2022
Chapter 4 Ruins of Academy City
Christian attempts to explore the city of morality. Zealot attempts to shoot it.
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Jul 14, 2022
Chapter 3 Nakama is Magic
The objectively best character in the book is introduced.
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Jul 6, 2022
Chapter 2 The Four Soils of The Apocalypse
Christian and Obstinate have a thoughtful discussion. I mean gunfight.
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Jun 27, 2022
Chapter 1 The Day the Oni Awoke
An evil space marine finds out he's evil. Hijinks ensues.
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