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Caroline and Hannah

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This is a Neopets podcast, but like Neopets, it is not for children.

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Episode 116: A 15 Year Grudge Against Gnorbus

We're back with our pre-Thanksgiving episode, in which we are thankful for some cute new pet colors and outfits, birthday freebies, and quests. We also discuss the 1,000+ items that have never been released(!), ideas for a new species of Neopet, and some peculiar foods.

Episode 115: Gelerts Love Soup

In this episode, we cover the conclusion of the Faerie Festival and some...interesting new outfits. We also discuss the origins of Princess Fernypoo, do some dream analysis, and play Tenable!

Episode 114: Let Skeiths Bejeweled

We've got a new episode where we discuss the latest happenings in Neopia, including Skeith Day, Grarrl Day, the Gormball Championships, and of course, the Faerie Festival! Plus: healing your inner child, rent control in Kiko Lake, and some shady items!

Episode 113: Fire Scorchio Is So Guy Fieri Coded

In this episode, we cover Draik Day, Techo Day, and Poogle Day, along with the delayed Faerie Festival and TNT's plushie poll. In a first for Neostalgia, we picked the same Neoboards posts for Gettin' Kacheeky, so we spend a lot of time chatting about chain restaurants as Neopets and which Gross Foods we would eat. Plus: we spotlight some more default petpages, read some listener emails, and share some very tactile featured items!

Episode 112: I Am Forty-Three Old

In this episode, we share some exciting personal updates before discussing Kyrii Day, the AMA with Neopets CEO Dominic Law, and the latest Neopian Times editorial. Plus: TNT's Taylor Swift video, a harvest mouse roleplay, an exploration of the Kau homepage, and more! *Links:* The Reverse Rainbow Pool (by user xalene, also known as helldog4890) Neopets Taylor Swift Eras Video Island Builders Relaunch Jellyneo Summary of Neopets CEO AMA Neopian Times Editorial #991

Episode 111: Wretched and Rancid

We're back! After almost an hour talking about our Taylor Swift concert experience and movies we've watched recently, we finally get around to recapping what's been going on in the world of Neopets. We cover all the pet days from the last month, as well as bug fixes, site updates, and the latest Neopian Times Editorials. Plus: listener mail, some contentious Neoboards posts, and new featured items!

Episode 110: John Neopet Was Busy

GOODBYE METAVERSE! We talk about the exciting Neopets news and our experience at the Neopets Era Party. Plus: a new avatar, conniving schemes for feeding our pets, and the suggestion of a "more for less" event.

Episode 109: Biblically Correct Frog

We're back! We discuss our adventures in Spain and our reactions to Speak Now (Taylor's Version) before a mega recap of pet days and our final Altador Cupdate of the season. Of course, we had to talk about Adam's meltdown on Discord (and the resulting memes). Plus: a new avatar, a theory about the Jelly Chia goalkeeper, our Swiftie hot takes, and more!

Episode 108: Can't Trust Kyriis

In this episode, we cover Moehog Day, Koi Day, and the upcoming Altador Cup. Plus: a very sweet email from a Swedish listener and some serious discussion about milk, footwear, and which Neopets would have a Soundcloud.

Episode 107: They Yassified the Lupe

In this episode, we finally discuss that scholarly article about Neopets and share our latest rankings of all 55 Neopets species! We also catch up on the latest pet days and editorial, wrap up the Festival of Neggs event, and prepare for this year's Altador Cup. Plus: a follow up on weird children's/YA horror stories, some Nintendo themed Neoboards posts, and a couple of random items! *Links:* Reddit AMA with Erinn Pascal Neopian Times Editorial #982 An exploration of cheating in a virtual gaming world (article by Delia Dumitrica) Google Scholar citations of the above article "Richest Neopian" Reddit post (by u/neo_truths) Neopets Tier Maker

Episode 106: Law & Order: Neopia

In this episode, we discuss the April Fools' Day prank, the Festival of Neggs, and the controversy around the new Expressions Mystery Capsule. We've also got listener emails about their dream blunt rotations, spooky YA books, and Neopets divorce court. Plus: a new morphing potion idea, celebrities on Neopets, religion, and the campaign to let users say poop on the Neoboards.

Episode 105: Neopets Dream Blunt Rotation

In this episode, we have our usual film & TV catch-up, then we get into a disturbing Chomby Day outfit, the latest editorial, and the Lost Fragments event! Plus: the return of Neopets Tenable, avatar suggestions, Neohomes, and more! *Links:* Neopian Times Editorial #979 User Avatar Suggestions Editor's note: Caroline incorrectly credited Phil Lord and Chris Miller as writers of Cocaine Bear. They were producers of the film; it was written by Jimmy Warden.

Episode 104: Did Someone Say SLORG?

In this episode, recorded the Saturday before the Oscars, we catch up on the latest movies and TV shows we've been watching*. Then we jump into the Neopets of it all, with a controversial new Gelert color, some cool new accessibility items, and the latest editorial questions (including one about the games room!). Plus, some mallow-themed Neoboards posts and a new Korbat's Blab! *Spoilers for YOU: Season 4, Part 2 from ~10:00-13:00

Episode 103: Everything Everywhere All at Mynci

We're back! It's an extra long episode to celebrate our triumphant return and Covid negative status. We've got a plethora of pet days to catch up on, the Neopies, and...a new podcast from TNT? Plus, we determine which era we're in, which fast food restaurant is superior, and what exactly Dr. Sloth got his Ph.D in!

Episode 102: 19th Century Ghost Boyfriend

Happy New Year! We're back with our first episode of 2023. We've got some praise for the latest pet colors and outfits and a recap of the 2022 Advent Calendar. Plus, highlights from the Neopian Times Editorial, strange young adult book series, and two new avatars!

Episode 101: A JubJub That Could Very Well Belong in Mensa

In this episode, we discuss the recently released Neopets roadmap, this year's Advent Calendar, and a timely editorial question about AI generated art. We also attempt to answer some important questions: How do vampires work in Neopia? Are Aishas or Lennies smarter? And were we horse kids or wolf/Warrior Cat kids in school?

Episode 100: This Kacheek Loves a London Boy

It's our 100th episode spectacular! We've got an extra long episode with some great listener emails about our favorite podcast moments, how Neopets ruined a friend group, and an incredible Taylor Swift/Neopets mashup. Plus: facts learned on Neopets, songs that defined your childhood, the UC Pet Survey, and more!

Episode 99: A Korbat Named Carly Rae Jepsen

Content note: The audio for this episode is not up to our usual standards and we apologize for that. Somehow, the audio from Caroline's mic was not recorded so we had to use the audio from Hannah's mic only. You can hear both of us talking but Caroline is much quieter (and you may also hear Hannah drinking her Coke Zero). In this episode, we recap our Halloween adventures on and off the site and feature some spooky items! We also discuss which brand of frozen pizza is the best, paranormal experiences, and of course, Taylor Swift's new album.

Episode 98: Neopets Is Alive and Better Than Ever!

Happy October! In this episode, we recap the recent pet days then discuss the addition of two factor authentication, the latest editorial, and the (false) rumor that Neopets is shutting down. We also read some great listener emails, talk a lot about horror movies, and feature a couple of classic spooky foods! *Links: *Neopian Times Editorial #970 Neopets Over The Years (YouTube video) Hungry! Fast Food Pets (designs by user stratus365)

Episode 97: Sorry to the Poogles

In this episode, we express our deep disappointment and frustration with TNT for releasing YET ANOTHER mobile game survey! Plus, a puzzling acquisition announcement, our reactions to the latest pet colors and outfits, and some quintessential fall items.

Episode 96: Letters Are Parts of Words

In this episode, we chat about the Steampunk Grundo, security updates, and the latest editorial. We've also got two listener emails - one that confirms the "Blue Pteri Theory" and another that shares some truly incredible Neopets PowerPoint presentations. Plus: ideas for future plushies, our childhood role models, and how Neopians really feel about Faerie's Hope! *Links:* StackPath Captchas Banning Neopians (Jellyneo) TNT Neoboards post re: blocking issue Official Data Breach Notice Neopets Metaverse Alpha Neopets NFT Drama (Herdy's petpage) Neopian Times Editorial #968

Episode 95: Embrace the Blue Pteri

We're back with an extra long episode! We discuss the new pet colors and outfits, including the controversial Toy Meerca, and give you an update on the data breach and (unfortunately) the Neopets Metaverse. Plus: we read listener mail (including a compelling argument about which Neopet is the #1 Millennial Pet) and talk about business simulation video games, a tough existential question, and more! *Links:* Dream Colors Directory Neopets Site Breach Update (Jellyneo) Neopets NFT Drama (Herdy's petpage) Neopets Metaverse Litepaper Neopets Metaverse Alpha HaseeKass petpage

Episode 94: Oh My Freaking Grundo!

In this episode, we spend the first 20 minutes discussing movies we've seen lately and birthday freebies (oops). Then we speed through the 5(!) most recent pet days before getting to the main topic - the Neopets data breach! We also have an intriguing business proposition, more user designs for pets, and a Neopets version of an iconic fanfic. Plus, we talk about which Muppet we're most like and rate our enclosures! *Links:* Neopian Times Editorial #965 @neospac Twitter account Black & White Imaginarium (designs by user jaknsum1) Magical Chia Pop Project (designs by user pesticide) Neopets version of My Immortal (by user molentary)

Episode 93: IRS Agent Blumaroo

In this episode - after talking for about 20 minutes about what we've watched recently (including Baz Luhrmann's ELVIS), we cover the latest pet days and the exciting reveal of Mirsha Grelinek's girlfriend! Then we recap the final Altador Cup results and (lightly) dig into the surrounding controversy. Plus: some tasty user paintbrush ideas, talking about Neopets with your therapist, and condiments on mac and cheese?!? *Links:* Slug Monster (Jellyneo's Book of Ages) Neopian Times Editorial #963 Island Builders Avatar Released (Jellyneo) Altador Cup Reddit post by u/neo_truths Neopets NFT Drama (Herdy's petpage) Neopets at Comic Con (Jellyneo) Lemonade Pets (designs by user peanutbuttermilk) Hungry! Fast Food Pets (designs by user stratus365) Caption Contest #17 (Undersea kingdom) Caption Contest #10 (Lupe & Techos online) Caption Contest #26 (Chia & ghoul dancing) Caption Contest #33 (Blumaroo & Taelia in the snow)

Episode 92: Scratchcard Kiosk Wocky Gender Reveal

Hello again, friends! We hope you've been taking care of yourselves and staying hydrated. We have a new episode for you with some hot Nimmo takes, an "Altador Cupdate", and some delightful listener emails. Plus: contenders for the "rawest image on Neopets", Gross Food that's not so gross, and Wheel of Monotony boyfriends! *Links:* Neopian Times Editorial #962 The Progress Pride Flag "Raw Image" #1 "Raw Image" #2 "Raw Image" #3

Episode 91: Happy Altador Cup, I Guess

This year's Altador Cup has officially begun, but neither of us are very excited about it. We bemoan the event's shortcomings, recap the latest pet days, and read some incredible listener emails. Plus: an update on Caroline's Scourge of the Lab Jellies journey! *Links:* Fountain of Pride petpage (LGBTQIA+ directory) "A Cry For Custard" petpage (Custard pet designs)

Episode 90: Birds With Arms

It's our Altador Cup kickoff episode, and boy, do we have a lot to say!! But first, we've got two equally important personal updates to share and (unfortunately) more Neopets Metaverse news to discuss. Plus: listener mail, unpopular movie opinions, and some inconsequential confessions! *Links:* Chanty's "Aquatic Neopets as Maraquan Colour" Project TNT Statement Regarding NFTs Neopets Metaverse: Early Preview Trailer Neopets NFT Drama (Herdy's petpage) Press release about Neopets cookbook Dream Colors Directory Altador Cup teams as birds with arms

Episode 89: A Traditional Bonebread

We've got a brand new episode for you, with our hot takes on the new pet colors, Neopian Times editorial highlights, and a recap of the charity art auction. Plus: a listener email takes us through the rollercoaster of DUCK trading, an important PSA about Flash games, and we reminisce about some favorite childhood books. *Links:* User designs for Toy pets Latest Neopian Times editorial (#960) Neopets Charity Auction (Jellyneo post) Fruit Machine avatar mockup

Episode 88: Emo Darigan Lutari

In this episode, we catch up on the latest "beta" update, various pet days, Festival of Neggs, select editorial questions, mysterious TikToks, and more! We've also got a bunch of listener emails about Flash games, paintbrush combos, the Darigan Lutari, a great Reddit thread, and a question that takes us on multiple tangents. *Links:* Neopets Beta Release Notes Neopian Times editorial #958 Neopian Times editorial #959 Faerie's Hope Enters Open Beta (Jellyneo) Digital Neopets Stickers Coming to Quidd (Jellyneo) Quidd Uses Neopets Brand to Promote Their Cryptocurrency (Jellyneo) Adoptables combining paintbrush colors (from Jess) Darigan Lutari designs (from Tigris) Neopets confessions thread (from Abby)

Episode 87: Lennies Georg

In this episode, we cover April Fools jokes, UC pet glitches, and...new Neopets trading cards? Plus: the return of an old segment! *Links:* Customisation Glitches (Jellyneo article) DungDash announcement Article about the Neopets TCG launch Latest Neopian Times editorial (#957) Scourge of the Lab Jellies (Jellyneo game guide)

Episode 86: The Chomby Controversy

In this episode, we recap Scorchio Day and Illusen Day happenings and talk about the Chomby in the room (aka the Tyrannian Chomby redesign). Unfortunately, we do have some updates on the Neopets Metaverse. On the other hand, we also have a couple nice featured items (for once), some creative ideas for 8-Bit pets, and an incredible email from Kirsten! *Links:* Chomby Day Update (Jellyneo) 3D Visuals Sneak Peek (Neopets Metaverse) More Visual Sneak Peeks (Neopets Metaverse) User designs for 8-Bit pets

Episode 85: Known Meerca Lovers

In this episode, we cover the new colors and outfits for Gelerts and Unis, a spicy question in the editorial, and some food-related boards posts. Plus: an avatar achievement, some delightful listener mail, and Hannah informs Caroline about a possible spider-pocalypse!* *Arachnophobes - skip 13:15 to 16:45 *Links: *Latest Neopian Times editorial (#955) Random Spontaneous Poetry Special User designs for Toy pets

Episode 84: Rutki?

In this episode: our takes on a plethora of new pet colors & outfits, UC news in the Editorial, and not one, but TWO Neopets-themed Wordle games! Plus, we discuss an unexpectedly wholesome exchange on the boards, which Neopets are the easiest to forget about, and two truly horrifying items! *Links: *The Tenth Annual Neopies Latest Neopian Times Editorial (Issue #954) Jordle (with Jordie!) WORDneo User designs for Chia colors & wearables

Episode 83: This Asparagus Chia Found Christ

In this episode, we cover Kacheek Day, Zafara Day, and the surprise return of the Neopies! We also discuss the mixed messages about game conversion coming from the Neopian Times editorial and how apparently the first gay character in Neopets canon will be appearing in...Island Builders? Plus, more on the Neopets Metaverse roadmap and an exciting Avatar Adventure! *Links:* TNT's Kacheek Day tweet Latest Neopian Times editorial (Issue #953) Jellyneo coverage of the Island Builders event Neopets Metaverse Project Timeline Neopets Metaverse "Neo Year Resolution" post Coindesk article about Neopets Metaverse The Scratchcard Kiosk Wocky

Episode 82: Sutek's Tomb or Nothing

In this episode, we dig into the latest Neopian Times editorial and the shocking news that apparently no more games are being converted?!? We also discuss Funko Pops, Wordle, and our least favorite petpets. Plus, a listener blows our minds with their recent Neopets realization!

Episode 81: Jetsam Tank

We regret to inform you that despite our best efforts, Jumpstart has released another match-3 game (sigh). Of course we cover the beta rollout of the game, as well as new Neopets merch and a small faerie-related controversy. Plus, we read listener mail, share our takes on the terrifying new Buzz color, weigh in on a debate about whether Aishas have fur, and more! *Links: *Scrapped Pets - Jellyneo's Book of Ages* *Jellyneo post about Neopia Movie Studio Sloth Appreciation Day tweet The original image in an old Caption Contest * *Aisha Running GIF User Design for Elderly Lenny

Episode 80: Get That Grundo!

Happy New Year, Neostalgians! We're starting 2022 with a bang, discussing some memorable Advent Calendar moments, the release of purchasable pet slots in the NC Mall, and a shady survey from the Neopets Metaverse team. Plus, avatar updates and some new Neopets goals! *Links:* Neopets Fun Images Avatar Reset FAQ Burlap Kau Propaganda

Episode 79: Aisha Representation!

In our "holiday" episode, we present you with our hot takes on the egregious Steampunk Usul & the not-so-Stealthy Xweetok, some user ideas for avatars, and praise for the advent calendar. Plus, we discuss the new plushies and some festive featured items! *Links:* EZ Things TNT Can Do But For Some Reason Haven't Avatar Ideas Buddy Icon Avatars

Episode 78: Remember Dacardia?

This episode contains what is hopefully our last update on Neopets NFTs. We discuss how only about 20% of the original amount of NFTs were sold, how ugly and messed up the NFTs ended up looking, and some serious allegations from Dress to Impress. We also cover the new roadmap survey, the site's 22nd birthday, and the new plushies - including a mystery plushie that (post-recording) has been identified as a Royal Meepit (who knew)! *Links:* Herdy's petpage summarizing all the NFT drama Jellyneo update on 11/15 Jellyneo update on 11/19 NetDragon press release Kotaku article about Neopets NFTs Moonrank site with the actual NFTs

Episode 77: Chill Normie Positive Vibe

We're in the New York Times! We share the backstory on how this happened and cover Korbat Day, Halloween, and the upcoming Neopets NFT launch. We also read some listener mail, which leads to us discussing Survivor (spoilers for last week's episode), a creepy Neogreeting, and more! *Links:* New York Times article by Madeleine Morley Neopets Metaverse launch announcement Jellyneo post on the NFT launch

Episode 76: More Glubgar

It's our Halloween episode - hopefully it's not too spooky! We return to the topic of extreme haunted houses thanks to a listener email, and share some themed items, which spark a discussion about trick or treating experiences and candy rankings. And OF COURSE we cover the (long overdue) "beta" update and the three new converted games! Plus, updates on Neopets NFTs and some cheeky Beauty Contest winners.

Episode 75: NFT Heckscape

Welcome to spooky season! We chat about horror movies and haunted houses before getting to the NFT of it all. We discuss Discord fails, stolen art, and a questionable meme tweeted (then deleted) by Neopets Metaverse. Plus, we read listener emails about topics ranging from bad vampire books to Neopian theology! *Links:* Jellyneo's NFT info page TNT's post on Oct. 4th Neopets Metaverse road map Jellyneo post with deleted Neopets Metaverse tweet thread Neopets Metaverse apology TNT's post on Oct. 11th (after we recorded) Old map of Neopia (thanks to listener Issa for the link!)

Episode 74: Poogletoken

In this episode, we've got a rundown of the Neopets NFT news and our reactions to it (spoiler alert - they are not positive!!). We also read a sampling of the many NFT-related Neoboard posts, and highlight some timely items! *Links:* Neopets NFT press release "The Climate Controversy Swirling Around NFTs" (The Verge) Herdy's petpage covering Neopets NFT drama Change.org petition

Episode 73: Zoomer Flies

In this episode, we cover Kyrii Day and Draik Day as well as TNT's latest goof with Charity Corner. This week's Neoboards posts spark conversation about our favorite baby Neopets, words you use online but not IRL, and the possibility of a Neo Prime Directive. In our Kyriiosities segment, we spotlight a puzzling food item and a potentially traumatizing book. Plus - Hannah tries a new beverage!

Episode 72: Peophlegm

In this episode, we celebrate one of Caroline's favorite pet days - Meerca Day! We also discuss TNT's latest social media scandal and the big news about additional pet slots in the NC Mall. Plus, we learn some pigeon fun facts and dive into the new "reality shifting" craze.

Episode 71: Neopets ASMR

In this episode, we cover the latest "beta" update and welcome the new Neopets community manager! We also discuss Neopian Yelp reviews, brownies, and our Zodiac signs. Plus - more information about the Cybunny inconsistency!

Episode 70: The Mole: Neopia

In this episode, we praise the recent pet colors before launching into a rant about the new survey (please, no match 3 games until the site is fixed!!!). Plus, we discuss our personal Olympics events, the pros and cons of summer, and a Neopets roast!

Episode 69: #ReleaseTheAltadorCut

In this episode, we cover the topics most important to Neopians - tamales, pesticides, and the Scrunt. We also discuss the Altador Cup results and read some more criticism and commentary from the Neoboards. Plus - Neopoints IRL, a disgusting drink, and a puzzling prize. Shout out to Herdy for the title of this episode! Here are some links you may find useful: http://www.neopets.com/badpets.phtml http://www.neopets.com/possiblepets.phtml

Episode 68: Tusky Baby

We're back! Thanks for your patience while we took a break due to a lingering cold and travel plans. In this episode, we quickly recap the six(!) pet days we missed and do a deep dive into all the drama of Altador Cup XVI. Plus, we read listener emails & DMs and discuss Jetsam skin, plushie plushies, and Donny's cough!

Episode 67: Be Careful With Your Meats

We were finally able to record in person on Monday! On the eve of Altador Cup, we talked about the cute new players, the games, and which teams we're supporting this year. And of course we discussed the five minute video TNT just dropped where they casually reference buying UCs in the NC mall. Buying! UCs! In! The! Neocash! Mall!

Episode 66: My Condolences About the Zafara

In this episode, we discuss the newest pet colors and clothes (including a humorous Hissi outfit), the latest "beta" update (sadly, no new converted games), and religion in Neopia (is Fyora a god?). Plus, we read a listener email about the Neopets TCG & the forced pet conversion of '07, and a board post encourages us to share shows & movies that scared us as kids!

Episode 65: Skeith Lovers, Do Not Interact

Happy month of Hunting! We discuss the new colors and outfits for Lutari, Kougras, and Cybunnies (including some "rogue" tangents), issues with the Giant Jelly, and ideas for new avatars. Plus: A Neoboards post prompts Caroline and Hannah to pick which reality TV show they would want to be on, and listeners write in with Pound Chat humor and thrift store finds!

Episode 64: Toy? For Spring? Groundbreaking.

In this episode, we discuss the new plot survey, dinosaurs, and Pepsi Gelert! Plus: new listener Neomail, and Caroline goes down an Usuki rabbit hole.

Episode 63: Spider Egg

In this episode, we discuss another idea to bring back UCs, vegetarian Neopets, and a Suez Canal roleplay! Plus, we read listener emails about The Darkest Faerie video game and other virtual pet site competitors! Note: the audio in this episode is not quite up to our usual standards, and we apologize for that. There were some issues during recording that we didn't discover until after the fact. The joys of remote recording!

Episode 62: NewCs

This is our longest episode to date! We cover a lot - Gelert Day, UC drama, favorite Neopian characters, the dystopian world of petpets, Dead Chia, scrapped pets, Dyeworks, Starbucks, Shrek, pools of liquid, puzzling items, and more!

Episode 61: Negg Time

Welcome to the Month of Running! Running is not our vibe, so we'll just be hanging out and talking about recent pet days (including a terrifying new outfit for Chias) and the Neopets favorite character survey. We also read some listener emails & Neoboards posts that prompt discussion of the treatment of Petpets and holiday celebrations in Neopia!

Episode 60: Nheowphets

Happy (belated) Valentine's Day! In this episode, we share some Valentine themed items and reminisce about V Days of the past. We also defend Gnorbus, hate on Dr. Oz, and discover a new bop!

Episode 59: NeoSweats

In this episode, we've got some Neoboards posts that range from fun and wholesome to truly deranged, and a helpful listener email. Plus, more bizarre items and Hannah's new fit!

Episode 58: Four Chias in a Trenchcoat

Flash is finally dead...could this be the end of Neopets? We have a surprisingly deep discussion about this and share a Neopian parody of Taylor Swift lyrics. Plus, we catch up on all the recent pet days, get grossed out by cursed beverages, and Hannah buys some new sweatpants!

Episode 57: That's Wild!

In this episode, we cover some of the reactions to the new Neopets site layout (both negative and positive), the recent security issues, and some news about merch. We've also got listener emails, a couple of gross items, and some wholesome anecdotes.

Episode 56: Moehog Cannibalism

In this episode, we've got updates on Neopets post-Flashpocalypse and LGBTQIA+ content on the boards! We also discuss fan ideas for merch, our earliest Neopets memories, and soup. Plus, listener Kirsten educates us on pigeon and Dalmatian lore!

Episode 55: Brucey B's Chest Hair

This episode turned out to be much longer and a little more serious than we expected! We discuss the Advent Calendar animations (so far), what Neopets might look like in 2021, and the possibility of a "sanctioned yeehaw zone". Plus, we read some great listener emails and talk about our experiences with the Neopets community and internet friends!

Episode 54: David the Kougra

Happy Thanksgiving everyone (or Happy Autumn if you don't celebrate)! We discuss our menus for Turkey Day and what foods we like to splurge on. Our main topic is the Pound Chat, but we also cover indoor footwear preferences, fake Neopets, and THAT Vandagyre outfit.

Episode 53: Ixi Girlfriends

In this episode, we recap Halloween activities (both on and off the site), discuss candy power rankings, and imagine the possibilities for a Neopets school. We also read a listener email that has a hot tip for Word Poker and a new take on the much-maligned Buzz.

Episode 52: The Gospel of Glamour Negg

In this episode, we've got some hot takes on Jetsams, new Neopets merch, and some Flash game frustrations. We also discuss suggestions to improve the Neolodge, what it might be like to work for Neopets, and a strange Neogreeting!

Episode 51: Discardia

In this episode, we offer our thoughts on Charity Corner 2020, including the newly released avatar. We also discuss The Big Foods, Skeith lore, and some seasonal items. Plus, we share book recommendations and Caroline gets dragged by a listener!

Episode 50: Long Furby

It's episode 50 and we're here to talk about Neopets but also to thoughtfully analyze the text of "Sk8er Boi" (Lavigne, 2002) and discuss hamster psychology.

Episode 49: Your Buzz is Valid

In this episode, we've got some (unsurprising) takes on the new Meerca color and outfit, Neodrama on social media, and some food-related featured items. Plus, we discuss Animal Crossing (again), astrology, an unusual but wholesome hobby, and some cursed Neopets images.

Episode 48: Nasty Lenny

Our extra long two year anniversary special is here!! We reflect on two years of Neopets podcasting, read your messages, and answer your questions (to the best of our ability). We also discuss the future of Neopets, share some positivity, and discover which Neopets match our personalities!

Episode 47: Acara 2.0: Reloaded

We're back again with a new episode that features some listener messages, water-related items, and a surprising amount of talk about hooves for some reason? And of course we share our thoughts on Taylor Swift's surprise new album!

Episode 46: Vandalicious

In this episode, we've got news about the mobile beta site, a new color suggestion for Chias, and an update on a previously featured roleplay post. Plus, Hannah debates getting new furniture, and we make a final ruling on Disney songs.

Episode 45: The Concept of Mac and Cheese

Sorry for the delay in getting this episode to you - we hope you really like it! This one has our thoughts on the conclusion of Altador Cup season and the Harry Potter fandom (among many other things). We also play some mobile versions of the Neopets games live during recording and feature a couple of COOL items!

Episode 44: The Duality of Faerie

In this episode, we discuss Kadoaties, controversial movie opinions, a bedroom roleplay, and a classic song by the Killers. Plus, our annual spotlight on gender inequality in the Altador Cup, listener emails, and a particularly troubling item!

Episode 43: Bean Chia

In this episode, we're talking about snakes, virtual economies, and an intriguing proposal for a new Chia color! Also - which teams should we support in the Altador Cup this year?

Episode 42: Legalization of the Grass Faerie

We're back with another remotely recorded episode (apologies for any audio weirdness). In this episode, we've got the lowdown on the Neopets mobile beta (sort of) and coverage of Lutari Day and Cybunny Day. Plus a new avatar, cute geckos, a hilarious Neopian Times article, and more!

Episode 41: Sounds Like a Mole Digging

It's our second remotely recorded episode, and we go off the rails a bit and get surprisingly vulnerable. We also ramble about Cybunnies, books, and the word "ma'am", and ponder a deep existential question.

Episode 40: You Gotta Dig the Holes!

We're back with over an hour of discussion about Neopets and Neopets-adjacent topics! In this episode, we catch up on pet days, read several great listener emails, share some gross items, and talk a LOT about Animal Crossing (#sorrynotsorry).

Episode 39: Chonky Angelpuss

In this episode, we share our thoughts on the latest Neopets news, including the latest on the Faerie Quest event and a new outfit for Gelerts. We also read a listener email about rare trading cards and discuss posts about viruses, Mr. Krawley, and cats (of course).

Episode 38: Do Neopets Have Livers?

Faced with a shortage of site news, Hannah and Caroline answer questions raised on the Neoboards, discuss customization options, and of course, go on some tangents. Plus, a listener email provides some more theories about the Tiki Tack Tombola Man!

Episode 37: Real Housewives of Meridell

In this episode, we talk about the Neopets TCG, dig into the mystery of the Tiki Tack Tombola Man, and share our frustrations with Sakhmet Solitaire. Plus, a listener finally steps in to defend Skeiths (sort of).

Episode 36: Kind of a Sausage Fest

We've got Lab Ray updates, listener emails, and a plea for you to FEED YOUR PETS! Plus, bad jokes, cat x-rays, and discussion of sitcoms from our youth!

Episode 35: Neopets Munchausen by Proxy

We've got Lab Ray and avatar updates, a listener email defending Ogrins, and a problematic outfit for Pteris. Plus, Caroline comes up with a new Neopets headcanon!

Episode 34: Asparagus Exchange Rate

Happy Year 22! This episode features Hannah's take on Aisha Day and a new avatar adventure! Plus, we share our resolutions for the new year, reflect on films from the last decade, and highlight some odd Advent Calendar items.

Episode 33: We Interview TNT!

We were honored to be able to visit the Neopets offices and interview Scrappy, Jade, and Raven from The Neopets Team!

Episode 32: Clownboy

In this episode, we read some Neomail and weigh in on Hallmark movies, mystery flavors, and a 10/10 paintbrush idea. Plus, we get sidetracked by an old Sprite commercial and rat personalities!

Episode 31: Wash Your Feet, People

In this episode, we talk about the new trend of making Neopets food IRL and read some lovely listener emails. Also, we discuss merch ideas, band reunions, Pokemon, and the proper way to shower!

Episode 30: Neoversary

In this episode, we elaborate on our Neopets origin stories and read some great listener emails. We also contemplate the possibility of a Neopets TV show and discuss spaghetti, faeries, and more!

Episode 29: Halloween Dinner

We hope you think this episode is more of a treat than a trick! Highlights include us judging the new pet colors, sharing stories of celebrity encounters, and asking a lot of questions about a seemingly innocuous picture.

Episode 28: Feepies

Happy (belated) Grarrl Day! We cover the new "Evil Jester" outfit as well as Inktober and the latest art contest. Plus, more posts from the Neoboards, including praise for an underrated Petpet and a very intriguing question about Neopian life!

Episode 27: Not in My Neohome

We're back with a new episode that will really knock your socks off! We propose a hip new Neopian shopping area, answer queries from the Neoboards about reality TV shows and omelette toppings, and share a couple bizarre and puzzling items!

Episode 26: Beezin'

We start off this episode on a weird tangent and honestly, it ends up going all over the place. We do have opinions on the new pet colors and the conclusion of Daily Dare, but we also rant about 13 Reasons Why and Taylor Swift for a while. Plus, more listener emails and lab ray updates!

Episode 25: Buzzgate 2019

It's our 25th episode and we have a lot to cover - this year's Daily Dare competition, updates on our Lab Ray zaps, a suggestion for a new Neopet, the proper pronunciation of Mynci, and more! Don't worry, we also go off on plenty of random tangents, as per usual!

Episode 24: A Sometimes Treat

Please enjoy our ramblings about the Neopets Comic Con party, condiments, a bizarre Neopets headcanon, and the strange opponents in Snow Wars.

Episode 23: Neofriends With Your Grandma

We're back and better than ever, thanks to some new sound equipment! Tune in to hear our Altador Cup wrap-up, listener emails, and Neoboards posts ranging from psychology to Poogles!

Episode 22: Leave Camels Alone!

The Altador Cup may be over, but we have some thoughts and listener stories to share! Also, Hannah and the Avatar Adventure returns with the lowdown on two new avatars, and we discuss camels, realism in Slushie Slinger, and more in Gettin' Kacheeky!

Episode 21: Crimes Against Neomanity

We did it again - we talked for almost an hour about Neopets. Hopefully you enjoy our discussion because this time, our topics include Neopets inspiring girls (and others) to code, Petpet ethics, various types of dungeons, and tattoos. Plus, a couple classic (and questionable) Neopets items!

Episode 20: Oops, All Spaghetti

Our 20th episode is here, and it's got your favorite segments and all the news that's fit to listen to! Highlights include us judging sheep, reminiscing about Hilary Duff, and taking horses down a certain road.

Episode 19: Semi-Fantasy Wolf Roleplay

We're back! In this episode, we begrudgingly give TNT praise for some cool new pet colors, but also question the mechanics of Charity Corner. We also change things up by surprising each other with Neoboards posts (which run the gamut from a 7/11 haul to Neopets nightmares) and unusual items!

Episode 18: Meercarita

We hope you'll enjoy our ramblings on a variety of topics including Lutari Day, the Legends & Letters update, an inappropriately named Petpet, and Neopia's version of Gatorade. Also, we reveal some of our early title suggestions for this podcast! Spoiler alert - they were not good.

Episode 17: Enroll Your Neopets in Dianetics

We finally address the Elephante in the room - the connection between Neopets and Scientology. We also respond to some very important Neoboards posts regarding cats, The Simpsons, and 80s music. Plus - find out why Hannah is a problematic fave!

Episode 16: Berenstain Bears Moment

Welcome to the month of Eating! Dig right into this new episode, which includes Neopets crushes and confessions, some new/weird Neopet-shaped items, and a lot of love for our moms. Also - find out if our April Fool's Day guesses were on the money or not!

Episode 15: We Have Right Handed Privilege

We're back with a new episode that covers a wide range of topics including new paintbrush colors, Neopets inspired songs, Garfield's feet, and...classist Petpets?!? Plus, we officially debut our new segment, You've Got Neomail!

Episode 14: Hopefully We're Not Cancelled

Listen...this is our longest episode to date and contains a lot of discussion of The Jonas Brothers, The Bachelor, and The Great British Bake-Off. We think you're still going to like it. Please don't cancel us!

Episode 13: Why Are The Youths Into That?

Caroline and Hannah address the news (such as it is), answer Neoboards questions about Beanie Babies, pump-up jams, and donuts, and highlight two new and totally gross food items! Plus, the return of Korbat's Blab and Caroline's utter failure at understanding the basics of unconverted pets!

Episode 12: Frump's America

Caroline and Hannah critique the Neopies, try to guess upcoming pet colors, and finally have some praise for TNT in Meepit News Break. They also discuss which Neopian foods they'd most want to eat and reveal their fave movies. Plus, Caroline rants about Neopian beauty standards!

Episode 11: FBI DO NOT LISTEN

Caroline and Hannah catch up on all the Neopets news from the last two weeks (which is a LOT), answer some thought-provoking questions from the Neoboards, and debut a new segment with a very clever title. Plus, Hannah throws a little shade at TNT!

Episode 10: Face Tattoo...Solid Choice

This is our tenth episode, and our first episode of the new year! It's got plenty of hot takes, some weird items, and an obligatory mention of the Lost Desert mini plot. Note: regardless of what you may think after listening, this podcast is NOT turning into a music podcast and it has NO official sponsors (so far).

Episode 9: We Stan a Dandan

In this episode, Caroline and Hannah explore Neopian holiday traditions and discuss some seasonal items (one of which may be cursed?). Also, they attempt to spotlight a fun winter game but get sidetracked into a heated discussion of classism among Petpets.

Episode 8: GOOD NIGHT mr.coconut

Caroline and Hannah are back from their Thanksgiving break with their take on the new Lost Desert mini plot and this year's Games Master Challenge. Plus, discussion of some cool MP3s and a classic Neopets meme!

Episode 7: List of Dads

Caroline and Hannah discuss notable Neopians and scandals from the early 2000s and highlight some OG items. This episode gets a little wild and silly, so strap in and enjoy the ride!

Episode 6: Spooky, But Provides Good Lumbar Support

In this spooky and fun episode, Caroline and Hannah discuss Halloween in Neopia, costumes, and creepy items. And of course, they cover Neopets CryptoQuest, the new Neopets virtual trading card game with...blockchain technology??

Episode 5: I'll Be Bambi

Caroline and Hannah are back with the latest Neopian news and gossip! They take on the Neoboards in a fun new segment, highlight a favorite game, and discuss some spooky items!

Episode 4: The FDA's Not Gonna Approve That

It's the episode you've all been waiting for - Caroline and Hannah finally do a deep dive into the Neopian economy! Also: Gormball, a new avatar, and some very bizarre items.

Episode 3: Where Do You Get the Ham?

In this episode, Caroline and Hannah ask the tough questions about Neopian society. There's also mention of Draik Day, an unusual food item, and a much anticipated avatar update!

Episode 2: The Ice Cream Machine Theme Song Really Slaps

In the second episode, Caroline and Hannah open up about their favorite Neopets, games, and memories. They dig into the new Brightvale event and Grundo Independence Day, and share some hot takes on avatars.

Episode 1: Nobody's Buying a Swamp Gas Paintbrush

Welcome to Neostalgia with Caroline and Hannah! In the inaugural episode, the ladies introduce themselves and their experience with Neopets, discuss Blumaroo Day, the recent news from Comic Con, and the new Neopets Premium perk.

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