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Caroline and Hannah
This is a Neopets podcast, but like Neopets, it is not for children.
Nov 22, 2023
Episode 116: A 15 Year Grudge Against Gnorbus
We're back with our pre-Thanksgiving episode, in which we are thankful for some cute new pet colors and outfits, birthday freebies, and quests. We also discuss the 1,000+ items that have never been released(!), ideas for a new species of Neopet, and some peculiar foods.
1 hr 24 min
Oct 25, 2023
Episode 115: Gelerts Love Soup
In this episode, we cover the conclusion of the Faerie Festival and some...interesting new outfits. We also discuss the origins of Princess Fernypoo, do some dream analysis, and play Tenable!
1 hr 45 min
Oct 11, 2023
Episode 114: Let Skeiths Bejeweled
We've got a new episode where we discuss the latest happenings in Neopia, including Skeith Day, Grarrl Day, the Gormball Championships, and of course, the Faerie Festival! Plus: healing your inner child, rent control in Kiko Lake, and some shady items!
1 hr 13 min
Sep 27, 2023
Episode 113: Fire Scorchio Is So Guy Fieri Coded
In this episode, we cover Draik Day, Techo Day, and Poogle Day, along with the delayed Faerie Festival and TNT's plushie poll. In a first for Neostalgia, we picked the same Neoboards posts for Gettin' Kacheeky, so we spend a lot of time chatting about chain restaurants as Neopets and which Gross Foods we would eat. Plus: we spotlight some more default petpages, read some listener emails, and share some very tactile featured items!
1 hr 35 min
Sep 13, 2023
Episode 112: I Am Forty-Three Old
In this episode, we share some exciting personal updates before discussing Kyrii Day, the AMA with Neopets CEO Dominic Law, and the latest Neopian Times editorial. Plus: TNT's Taylor Swift video, a harvest mouse roleplay, an exploration of the Kau homepage, and more! *Links:* The Reverse Rainbow Pool (by user xalene, also known as helldog4890) Neopets Taylor Swift Eras Video Island Builders Relaunch Jellyneo Summary of Neopets CEO AMA Neopian Times Editorial #991
1 hr 14 min
Aug 30, 2023
Episode 111: Wretched and Rancid
We're back! After almost an hour talking about our Taylor Swift concert experience and movies we've watched recently, we finally get around to recapping what's been going on in the world of Neopets. We cover all the pet days from the last month, as well as bug fixes, site updates, and the latest Neopian Times Editorials. Plus: listener mail, some contentious Neoboards posts, and new featured items!
1 hr 48 min
Jul 26, 2023
Episode 110: John Neopet Was Busy
GOODBYE METAVERSE! We talk about the exciting Neopets news and our experience at the Neopets Era Party. Plus: a new avatar, conniving schemes for feeding our pets, and the suggestion of a "more for less" event.
1 hr 17 min
Jul 12, 2023
Episode 109: Biblically Correct Frog
We're back! We discuss our adventures in Spain and our reactions to Speak Now (Taylor's Version) before a mega recap of pet days and our final Altador Cupdate of the season. Of course, we had to talk about Adam's meltdown on Discord (and the resulting memes). Plus: a new avatar, a theory about the Jelly Chia goalkeeper, our Swiftie hot takes, and more!
1 hr 46 min
May 31, 2023
Episode 108: Can't Trust Kyriis
In this episode, we cover Moehog Day, Koi Day, and the upcoming Altador Cup. Plus: a very sweet email from a Swedish listener and some serious discussion about milk, footwear, and which Neopets would have a Soundcloud.
1 hr 20 min
May 17, 2023
Episode 107: They Yassified the Lupe
In this episode, we finally discuss that scholarly article about Neopets and share our latest rankings of all 55 Neopets species! We also catch up on the latest pet days and editorial, wrap up the Festival of Neggs event, and prepare for this year's Altador Cup. Plus: a follow up on weird children's/YA horror stories, some Nintendo themed Neoboards posts, and a couple of random items! *Links:* Reddit AMA with Erinn Pascal Neopian Times Editorial #982 An exploration of cheating in a virtual gaming world (article by Delia Dumitrica) Google Scholar citations of the above article "Richest Neopian" Reddit post (by u/neo_truths) Neopets Tier Maker
1 hr 47 min
Apr 26, 2023
Episode 106: Law & Order: Neopia
In this episode, we discuss the April Fools' Day prank, the Festival of Neggs, and the controversy around the new Expressions Mystery Capsule. We've also got listener emails about their dream blunt rotations, spooky YA books, and Neopets divorce court. Plus: a new morphing potion idea, celebrities on Neopets, religion, and the campaign to let users say poop on the Neoboards.
1 hr 33 min
Mar 29, 2023
Episode 105: Neopets Dream Blunt Rotation
In this episode, we have our usual film & TV catch-up, then we get into a disturbing Chomby Day outfit, the latest editorial, and the Lost Fragments event! Plus: the return of Neopets Tenable, avatar suggestions, Neohomes, and more! *Links:* Neopian Times Editorial #979 User Avatar Suggestions Editor's note: Caroline incorrectly credited Phil Lord and Chris Miller as writers of Cocaine Bear. They were producers of the film; it was written by Jimmy Warden.
1 hr 30 min
Mar 15, 2023
Episode 104: Did Someone Say SLORG?
In this episode, recorded the Saturday before the Oscars, we catch up on the latest movies and TV shows we've been watching*. Then we jump into the Neopets of it all, with a controversial new Gelert color, some cool new accessibility items, and the latest editorial questions (including one about the games room!). Plus, some mallow-themed Neoboards posts and a new Korbat's Blab! *Spoilers for YOU: Season 4, Part 2 from ~10:00-13:00
1 hr 21 min
Mar 1, 2023
Episode 103: Everything Everywhere All at Mynci
We're back! It's an extra long episode to celebrate our triumphant return and Covid negative status. We've got a plethora of pet days to catch up on, the Neopies, and...a new podcast from TNT? Plus, we determine which era we're in, which fast food restaurant is superior, and what exactly Dr. Sloth got his Ph.D in!
1 hr 50 min
Jan 11, 2023
Episode 102: 19th Century Ghost Boyfriend
Happy New Year! We're back with our first episode of 2023. We've got some praise for the latest pet colors and outfits and a recap of the 2022 Advent Calendar. Plus, highlights from the Neopian Times Editorial, strange young adult book series, and two new avatars!
1 hr 17 min
Dec 14, 2022
Episode 101: A JubJub That Could Very Well Belong in Mensa
In this episode, we discuss the recently released Neopets roadmap, this year's Advent Calendar, and a timely editorial question about AI generated art. We also attempt to answer some important questions: How do vampires work in Neopia? Are Aishas or Lennies smarter? And were we horse kids or wolf/Warrior Cat kids in school?
1 hr 22 min
Nov 16, 2022
Episode 100: This Kacheek Loves a London Boy
It's our 100th episode spectacular! We've got an extra long episode with some great listener emails about our favorite podcast moments, how Neopets ruined a friend group, and an incredible Taylor Swift/Neopets mashup. Plus: facts learned on Neopets, songs that defined your childhood, the UC Pet Survey, and more!
Nov 2, 2022
Episode 99: A Korbat Named Carly Rae Jepsen
Content note: The audio for this episode is not up to our usual standards and we apologize for that. Somehow, the audio from Caroline's mic was not recorded so we had to use the audio from Hannah's mic only. You can hear both of us talking but Caroline is much quieter (and you may also hear Hannah drinking her Coke Zero). In this episode, we recap our Halloween adventures on and off the site and feature some spooky items! We also discuss which brand of frozen pizza is the best, paranormal experiences, and of course, Taylor Swift's new album.
1 hr 15 min
Oct 19, 2022
Episode 98: Neopets Is Alive and Better Than Ever!
Happy October! In this episode, we recap the recent pet days then discuss the addition of two factor authentication, the latest editorial, and the (false) rumor that Neopets is shutting down. We also read some great listener emails, talk a lot about horror movies, and feature a couple of classic spooky foods! *Links: *Neopian Times Editorial #970 Neopets Over The Years (YouTube video) Hungry! Fast Food Pets (designs by user stratus365)
1 hr 16 min
Sep 28, 2022
Episode 97: Sorry to the Poogles
In this episode, we express our deep disappointment and frustration with TNT for releasing YET ANOTHER mobile game survey! Plus, a puzzling acquisition announcement, our reactions to the latest pet colors and outfits, and some quintessential fall items.
1 hr 10 min
Sep 14, 2022
Episode 96: Letters Are Parts of Words
In this episode, we chat about the Steampunk Grundo, security updates, and the latest editorial. We've also got two listener emails - one that confirms the "Blue Pteri Theory" and another that shares some truly incredible Neopets PowerPoint presentations. Plus: ideas for future plushies, our childhood role models, and how Neopians really feel about Faerie's Hope! *Links:* StackPath Captchas Banning Neopians (Jellyneo) TNT Neoboards post re: blocking issue Official Data Breach Notice Neopets Metaverse Alpha Neopets NFT Drama (Herdy's petpage) Neopian Times Editorial #968
1 hr 35 min
Aug 24, 2022
Episode 95: Embrace the Blue Pteri
We're back with an extra long episode! We discuss the new pet colors and outfits, including the controversial Toy Meerca, and give you an update on the data breach and (unfortunately) the Neopets Metaverse. Plus: we read listener mail (including a compelling argument about which Neopet is the #1 Millennial Pet) and talk about business simulation video games, a tough existential question, and more! *Links:* Dream Colors Directory Neopets Site Breach Update (Jellyneo) Neopets NFT Drama (Herdy's petpage) Neopets Metaverse Litepaper Neopets Metaverse Alpha HaseeKass petpage
1 hr 49 min
Aug 3, 2022
Episode 94: Oh My Freaking Grundo!
In this episode, we spend the first 20 minutes discussing movies we've seen lately and birthday freebies (oops). Then we speed through the 5(!) most recent pet days before getting to the main topic - the Neopets data breach! We also have an intriguing business proposition, more user designs for pets, and a Neopets version of an iconic fanfic. Plus, we talk about which Muppet we're most like and rate our enclosures! *Links:* Neopian Times Editorial #965 @neospac Twitter account Black & White Imaginarium (designs by user jaknsum1) Magical Chia Pop Project (designs by user pesticide) Neopets version of My Immortal (by user molentary)
1 hr 18 min
Jul 13, 2022
Episode 93: IRS Agent Blumaroo
In this episode - after talking for about 20 minutes about what we've watched recently (including Baz Luhrmann's ELVIS), we cover the latest pet days and the exciting reveal of Mirsha Grelinek's girlfriend! Then we recap the final Altador Cup results and (lightly) dig into the surrounding controversy. Plus: some tasty user paintbrush ideas, talking about Neopets with your therapist, and condiments on mac and cheese?!? *Links:* Slug Monster (Jellyneo's Book of Ages) Neopian Times Editorial #963 Island Builders Avatar Released (Jellyneo) Altador Cup Reddit post by u/neo_truths Neopets NFT Drama (Herdy's petpage) Neopets at Comic Con (Jellyneo) Lemonade Pets (designs by user peanutbuttermilk) Hungry! Fast Food Pets (designs by user stratus365) Caption Contest #17 (Undersea kingdom) Caption Contest #10 (Lupe & Techos online) Caption Contest #26 (Chia & ghoul dancing) Caption Contest #33 (Blumaroo & Taelia in the snow)
1 hr 26 min
Jun 29, 2022
Episode 92: Scratchcard Kiosk Wocky Gender Reveal
Hello again, friends! We hope you've been taking care of yourselves and staying hydrated. We have a new episode for you with some hot Nimmo takes, an "Altador Cupdate", and some delightful listener emails. Plus: contenders for the "rawest image on Neopets", Gross Food that's not so gross, and Wheel of Monotony boyfriends! *Links:* Neopian Times Editorial #962 The Progress Pride Flag "Raw Image" #1 "Raw Image" #2 "Raw Image" #3
1 hr 20 min
Jun 15, 2022
Episode 91: Happy Altador Cup, I Guess
This year's Altador Cup has officially begun, but neither of us are very excited about it. We bemoan the event's shortcomings, recap the latest pet days, and read some incredible listener emails. Plus: an update on Caroline's Scourge of the Lab Jellies journey! *Links:* Fountain of Pride petpage (LGBTQIA+ directory) "A Cry For Custard" petpage (Custard pet designs)
1 hr 1 min
Jun 1, 2022
Episode 90: Birds With Arms
It's our Altador Cup kickoff episode, and boy, do we have a lot to say!! But first, we've got two equally important personal updates to share and (unfortunately) more Neopets Metaverse news to discuss. Plus: listener mail, unpopular movie opinions, and some inconsequential confessions! *Links:* Chanty's "Aquatic Neopets as Maraquan Colour" Project TNT Statement Regarding NFTs Neopets Metaverse: Early Preview Trailer Neopets NFT Drama (Herdy's petpage) Press release about Neopets cookbook Dream Colors Directory Altador Cup teams as birds with arms
1 hr 32 min
May 18, 2022
Episode 89: A Traditional Bonebread
We've got a brand new episode for you, with our hot takes on the new pet colors, Neopian Times editorial highlights, and a recap of the charity art auction. Plus: a listener email takes us through the rollercoaster of DUCK trading, an important PSA about Flash games, and we reminisce about some favorite childhood books. *Links:* User designs for Toy pets Latest Neopian Times editorial (#960) Neopets Charity Auction (Jellyneo post) Fruit Machine avatar mockup
1 hr 15 min
May 4, 2022
Episode 88: Emo Darigan Lutari
In this episode, we catch up on the latest "beta" update, various pet days, Festival of Neggs, select editorial questions, mysterious TikToks, and more! We've also got a bunch of listener emails about Flash games, paintbrush combos, the Darigan Lutari, a great Reddit thread, and a question that takes us on multiple tangents. *Links:* Neopets Beta Release Notes Neopian Times editorial #958 Neopian Times editorial #959 Faerie's Hope Enters Open Beta (Jellyneo) Digital Neopets Stickers Coming to Quidd (Jellyneo) Quidd Uses Neopets Brand to Promote Their Cryptocurrency (Jellyneo) Adoptables combining paintbrush colors (from Jess) Darigan Lutari designs (from Tigris) Neopets confessions thread (from Abby)
1 hr 27 min
Apr 13, 2022
Episode 87: Lennies Georg
In this episode, we cover April Fools jokes, UC pet glitches, and...new Neopets trading cards? Plus: the return of an old segment! *Links:* Customisation Glitches (Jellyneo article) DungDash announcement Article about the Neopets TCG launch Latest Neopian Times editorial (#957) Scourge of the Lab Jellies (Jellyneo game guide)
1 hr 10 min
Mar 30, 2022
Episode 86: The Chomby Controversy
In this episode, we recap Scorchio Day and Illusen Day happenings and talk about the Chomby in the room (aka the Tyrannian Chomby redesign). Unfortunately, we do have some updates on the Neopets Metaverse. On the other hand, we also have a couple nice featured items (for once), some creative ideas for 8-Bit pets, and an incredible email from Kirsten! *Links:* Chomby Day Update (Jellyneo) 3D Visuals Sneak Peek (Neopets Metaverse) More Visual Sneak Peeks (Neopets Metaverse) User designs for 8-Bit pets
1 hr 10 min
Mar 16, 2022
Episode 85: Known Meerca Lovers
In this episode, we cover the new colors and outfits for Gelerts and Unis, a spicy question in the editorial, and some food-related boards posts. Plus: an avatar achievement, some delightful listener mail, and Hannah informs Caroline about a possible spider-pocalypse!* *Arachnophobes - skip 13:15 to 16:45 *Links: *Latest Neopian Times editorial (#955) Random Spontaneous Poetry Special User designs for Toy pets
1 hr 17 min
Mar 2, 2022
Episode 84: Rutki?
In this episode: our takes on a plethora of new pet colors & outfits, UC news in the Editorial, and not one, but TWO Neopets-themed Wordle games! Plus, we discuss an unexpectedly wholesome exchange on the boards, which Neopets are the easiest to forget about, and two truly horrifying items! *Links: *The Tenth Annual Neopies Latest Neopian Times Editorial (Issue #954) Jordle (with Jordie!) WORDneo User designs for Chia colors & wearables
1 hr 9 min
Feb 16, 2022
Episode 83: This Asparagus Chia Found Christ
In this episode, we cover Kacheek Day, Zafara Day, and the surprise return of the Neopies! We also discuss the mixed messages about game conversion coming from the Neopian Times editorial and how apparently the first gay character in Neopets canon will be appearing in...Island Builders? Plus, more on the Neopets Metaverse roadmap and an exciting Avatar Adventure! *Links:* TNT's Kacheek Day tweet Latest Neopian Times editorial (Issue #953) Jellyneo coverage of the Island Builders event Neopets Metaverse Project Timeline Neopets Metaverse "Neo Year Resolution" post Coindesk article about Neopets Metaverse The Scratchcard Kiosk Wocky
1 hr 16 min
Feb 2, 2022
Episode 82: Sutek's Tomb or Nothing
In this episode, we dig into the latest Neopian Times editorial and the shocking news that apparently no more games are being converted?!? We also discuss Funko Pops, Wordle, and our least favorite petpets. Plus, a listener blows our minds with their recent Neopets realization!
1 hr 27 min
Jan 19, 2022
Episode 81: Jetsam Tank
We regret to inform you that despite our best efforts, Jumpstart has released another match-3 game (sigh). Of course we cover the beta rollout of the game, as well as new Neopets merch and a small faerie-related controversy. Plus, we read listener mail, share our takes on the terrifying new Buzz color, weigh in on a debate about whether Aishas have fur, and more! *Links: *Scrapped Pets - Jellyneo's Book of Ages* *Jellyneo post about Neopia Movie Studio Sloth Appreciation Day tweet The original image in an old Caption Contest * *Aisha Running GIF User Design for Elderly Lenny
1 hr 39 min
Jan 5, 2022
Episode 80: Get That Grundo!
Happy New Year, Neostalgians! We're starting 2022 with a bang, discussing some memorable Advent Calendar moments, the release of purchasable pet slots in the NC Mall, and a shady survey from the Neopets Metaverse team. Plus, avatar updates and some new Neopets goals! *Links:* Neopets Fun Images Avatar Reset FAQ Burlap Kau Propaganda
1 hr 25 min
Dec 8, 2021
Episode 79: Aisha Representation!
In our "holiday" episode, we present you with our hot takes on the egregious Steampunk Usul & the not-so-Stealthy Xweetok, some user ideas for avatars, and praise for the advent calendar. Plus, we discuss the new plushies and some festive featured items! *Links:* EZ Things TNT Can Do But For Some Reason Haven't Avatar Ideas Buddy Icon Avatars
1 hr 5 min
Nov 24, 2021
Episode 78: Remember Dacardia?
This episode contains what is hopefully our last update on Neopets NFTs. We discuss how only about 20% of the original amount of NFTs were sold, how ugly and messed up the NFTs ended up looking, and some serious allegations from Dress to Impress. We also cover the new roadmap survey, the site's 22nd birthday, and the new plushies - including a mystery plushie that (post-recording) has been identified as a Royal Meepit (who knew)! *Links:* Herdy's petpage summarizing all the NFT drama Jellyneo update on 11/15 Jellyneo update on 11/19 NetDragon press release Kotaku article about Neopets NFTs Moonrank site with the actual NFTs
1 hr 28 min
Nov 10, 2021
Episode 77: Chill Normie Positive Vibe
We're in the New York Times! We share the backstory on how this happened and cover Korbat Day, Halloween, and the upcoming Neopets NFT launch. We also read some listener mail, which leads to us discussing Survivor (spoilers for last week's episode), a creepy Neogreeting, and more! *Links:* New York Times article by Madeleine Morley Neopets Metaverse launch announcement Jellyneo post on the NFT launch
1 hr 31 min
Oct 27, 2021
Episode 76: More Glubgar
It's our Halloween episode - hopefully it's not too spooky! We return to the topic of extreme haunted houses thanks to a listener email, and share some themed items, which spark a discussion about trick or treating experiences and candy rankings. And OF COURSE we cover the (long overdue) "beta" update and the three new converted games! Plus, updates on Neopets NFTs and some cheeky Beauty Contest winners.
1 hr 38 min
Oct 13, 2021
Episode 75: NFT Heckscape
Welcome to spooky season! We chat about horror movies and haunted houses before getting to the NFT of it all. We discuss Discord fails, stolen art, and a questionable meme tweeted (then deleted) by Neopets Metaverse. Plus, we read listener emails about topics ranging from bad vampire books to Neopian theology! *Links:* Jellyneo's NFT info page TNT's post on Oct. 4th Neopets Metaverse road map Jellyneo post with deleted Neopets Metaverse tweet thread Neopets Metaverse apology TNT's post on Oct. 11th (after we recorded) Old map of Neopia (thanks to listener Issa for the link!)
1 hr 37 min
Sep 29, 2021
Episode 74: Poogletoken
In this episode, we've got a rundown of the Neopets NFT news and our reactions to it (spoiler alert - they are not positive!!). We also read a sampling of the many NFT-related Neoboard posts, and highlight some timely items! *Links:* Neopets NFT press release "The Climate Controversy Swirling Around NFTs" (The Verge) Herdy's petpage covering Neopets NFT drama Change.org petition
1 hr 25 min
Sep 15, 2021
Episode 73: Zoomer Flies
In this episode, we cover Kyrii Day and Draik Day as well as TNT's latest goof with Charity Corner. This week's Neoboards posts spark conversation about our favorite baby Neopets, words you use online but not IRL, and the possibility of a Neo Prime Directive. In our Kyriiosities segment, we spotlight a puzzling food item and a potentially traumatizing book. Plus - Hannah tries a new beverage!
Sep 1, 2021
Episode 72: Peophlegm
In this episode, we celebrate one of Caroline's favorite pet days - Meerca Day! We also discuss TNT's latest social media scandal and the big news about additional pet slots in the NC Mall. Plus, we learn some pigeon fun facts and dive into the new "reality shifting" craze.
Aug 18, 2021
Episode 71: Neopets ASMR
In this episode, we cover the latest "beta" update and welcome the new Neopets community manager! We also discuss Neopian Yelp reviews, brownies, and our Zodiac signs. Plus - more information about the Cybunny inconsistency!
Aug 4, 2021
Episode 70: The Mole: Neopia
In this episode, we praise the recent pet colors before launching into a rant about the new survey (please, no match 3 games until the site is fixed!!!). Plus, we discuss our personal Olympics events, the pros and cons of summer, and a Neopets roast!
1 hr 29 min
Jul 21, 2021
Episode 69: #ReleaseTheAltadorCut
In this episode, we cover the topics most important to Neopians - tamales, pesticides, and the Scrunt. We also discuss the Altador Cup results and read some more criticism and commentary from the Neoboards. Plus - Neopoints IRL, a disgusting drink, and a puzzling prize. Shout out to Herdy for the title of this episode! Here are some links you may find useful: http://www.neopets.com/badpets.phtml http://www.neopets.com/possiblepets.phtml
1 hr 15 min
Jul 7, 2021
Episode 68: Tusky Baby
We're back! Thanks for your patience while we took a break due to a lingering cold and travel plans. In this episode, we quickly recap the six(!) pet days we missed and do a deep dive into all the drama of Altador Cup XVI. Plus, we read listener emails & DMs and discuss Jetsam skin, plushie plushies, and Donny's cough!
1 hr 57 min
Jun 2, 2021
Episode 67: Be Careful With Your Meats
We were finally able to record in person on Monday! On the eve of Altador Cup, we talked about the cute new players, the games, and which teams we're supporting this year. And of course we discussed the five minute video TNT just dropped where they casually reference buying UCs in the NC mall. Buying! UCs! In! The! Neocash! Mall!
May 19, 2021
Episode 66: My Condolences About the Zafara
In this episode, we discuss the newest pet colors and clothes (including a humorous Hissi outfit), the latest "beta" update (sadly, no new converted games), and religion in Neopia (is Fyora a god?). Plus, we read a listener email about the Neopets TCG & the forced pet conversion of '07, and a board post encourages us to share shows & movies that scared us as kids!
1 hr 28 min
May 5, 2021
Episode 65: Skeith Lovers, Do Not Interact
Happy month of Hunting! We discuss the new colors and outfits for Lutari, Kougras, and Cybunnies (including some "rogue" tangents), issues with the Giant Jelly, and ideas for new avatars. Plus: A Neoboards post prompts Caroline and Hannah to pick which reality TV show they would want to be on, and listeners write in with Pound Chat humor and thrift store finds!
1 hr 9 min
Apr 21, 2021
Episode 64: Toy? For Spring? Groundbreaking.
In this episode, we discuss the new plot survey, dinosaurs, and Pepsi Gelert! Plus: new listener Neomail, and Caroline goes down an Usuki rabbit hole.
1 hr 13 min
Mar 31, 2021
Episode 63: Spider Egg
In this episode, we discuss another idea to bring back UCs, vegetarian Neopets, and a Suez Canal roleplay! Plus, we read listener emails about The Darkest Faerie video game and other virtual pet site competitors! Note: the audio in this episode is not quite up to our usual standards, and we apologize for that. There were some issues during recording that we didn't discover until after the fact. The joys of remote recording!
1 hr 14 min
Mar 17, 2021
Episode 62: NewCs
This is our longest episode to date! We cover a lot - Gelert Day, UC drama, favorite Neopian characters, the dystopian world of petpets, Dead Chia, scrapped pets, Dyeworks, Starbucks, Shrek, pools of liquid, puzzling items, and more!
1 hr 45 min
Mar 3, 2021
Episode 61: Negg Time
Welcome to the Month of Running! Running is not our vibe, so we'll just be hanging out and talking about recent pet days (including a terrifying new outfit for Chias) and the Neopets favorite character survey. We also read some listener emails & Neoboards posts that prompt discussion of the treatment of Petpets and holiday celebrations in Neopia!
1 hr 27 min
Feb 17, 2021
Episode 60: Nheowphets
Happy (belated) Valentine's Day! In this episode, we share some Valentine themed items and reminisce about V Days of the past. We also defend Gnorbus, hate on Dr. Oz, and discover a new bop!
1 hr 14 min
Feb 3, 2021
Episode 59: NeoSweats
In this episode, we've got some Neoboards posts that range from fun and wholesome to truly deranged, and a helpful listener email. Plus, more bizarre items and Hannah's new fit!
1 hr 1 min
Jan 20, 2021
Episode 58: Four Chias in a Trenchcoat
Flash is finally dead...could this be the end of Neopets? We have a surprisingly deep discussion about this and share a Neopian parody of Taylor Swift lyrics. Plus, we catch up on all the recent pet days, get grossed out by cursed beverages, and Hannah buys some new sweatpants!
1 hr 24 min
Jan 6, 2021
Episode 57: That's Wild!
In this episode, we cover some of the reactions to the new Neopets site layout (both negative and positive), the recent security issues, and some news about merch. We've also got listener emails, a couple of gross items, and some wholesome anecdotes.
1 hr 12 min
Dec 23, 2020
Episode 56: Moehog Cannibalism
In this episode, we've got updates on Neopets post-Flashpocalypse and LGBTQIA+ content on the boards! We also discuss fan ideas for merch, our earliest Neopets memories, and soup. Plus, listener Kirsten educates us on pigeon and Dalmatian lore!
1 hr 16 min
Dec 9, 2020
Episode 55: Brucey B's Chest Hair
This episode turned out to be much longer and a little more serious than we expected! We discuss the Advent Calendar animations (so far), what Neopets might look like in 2021, and the possibility of a "sanctioned yeehaw zone". Plus, we read some great listener emails and talk about our experiences with the Neopets community and internet friends!
1 hr 23 min
Nov 25, 2020
Episode 54: David the Kougra
Happy Thanksgiving everyone (or Happy Autumn if you don't celebrate)! We discuss our menus for Turkey Day and what foods we like to splurge on. Our main topic is the Pound Chat, but we also cover indoor footwear preferences, fake Neopets, and THAT Vandagyre outfit.
1 hr 26 min
Nov 11, 2020
Episode 53: Ixi Girlfriends
In this episode, we recap Halloween activities (both on and off the site), discuss candy power rankings, and imagine the possibilities for a Neopets school. We also read a listener email that has a hot tip for Word Poker and a new take on the much-maligned Buzz.
Oct 21, 2020
Episode 52: The Gospel of Glamour Negg
In this episode, we've got some hot takes on Jetsams, new Neopets merch, and some Flash game frustrations. We also discuss suggestions to improve the Neolodge, what it might be like to work for Neopets, and a strange Neogreeting!
Sep 30, 2020
Episode 51: Discardia
In this episode, we offer our thoughts on Charity Corner 2020, including the newly released avatar. We also discuss The Big Foods, Skeith lore, and some seasonal items. Plus, we share book recommendations and Caroline gets dragged by a listener!
1 hr 20 min
Sep 16, 2020
Episode 50: Long Furby
It's episode 50 and we're here to talk about Neopets but also to thoughtfully analyze the text of "Sk8er Boi" (Lavigne, 2002) and discuss hamster psychology.
Sep 2, 2020
Episode 49: Your Buzz is Valid
In this episode, we've got some (unsurprising) takes on the new Meerca color and outfit, Neodrama on social media, and some food-related featured items. Plus, we discuss Animal Crossing (again), astrology, an unusual but wholesome hobby, and some cursed Neopets images.
1 hr 5 min
Aug 14, 2020
Episode 48: Nasty Lenny
Our extra long two year anniversary special is here!! We reflect on two years of Neopets podcasting, read your messages, and answer your questions (to the best of our ability). We also discuss the future of Neopets, share some positivity, and discover which Neopets match our personalities!
1 hr 23 min
Jul 29, 2020
Episode 47: Acara 2.0: Reloaded
We're back again with a new episode that features some listener messages, water-related items, and a surprising amount of talk about hooves for some reason? And of course we share our thoughts on Taylor Swift's surprise new album!
Jul 8, 2020
Episode 46: Vandalicious
In this episode, we've got news about the mobile beta site, a new color suggestion for Chias, and an update on a previously featured roleplay post. Plus, Hannah debates getting new furniture, and we make a final ruling on Disney songs.
Jun 24, 2020
Episode 45: The Concept of Mac and Cheese
Sorry for the delay in getting this episode to you - we hope you really like it! This one has our thoughts on the conclusion of Altador Cup season and the Harry Potter fandom (among many other things). We also play some mobile versions of the Neopets games live during recording and feature a couple of COOL items!
Jun 3, 2020
Episode 44: The Duality of Faerie
In this episode, we discuss Kadoaties, controversial movie opinions, a bedroom roleplay, and a classic song by the Killers. Plus, our annual spotlight on gender inequality in the Altador Cup, listener emails, and a particularly troubling item!
May 20, 2020
Episode 43: Bean Chia
In this episode, we're talking about snakes, virtual economies, and an intriguing proposal for a new Chia color! Also - which teams should we support in the Altador Cup this year?
May 6, 2020
Episode 42: Legalization of the Grass Faerie
We're back with another remotely recorded episode (apologies for any audio weirdness). In this episode, we've got the lowdown on the Neopets mobile beta (sort of) and coverage of Lutari Day and Cybunny Day. Plus a new avatar, cute geckos, a hilarious Neopian Times article, and more!
Apr 22, 2020
Episode 41: Sounds Like a Mole Digging
It's our second remotely recorded episode, and we go off the rails a bit and get surprisingly vulnerable. We also ramble about Cybunnies, books, and the word "ma'am", and ponder a deep existential question.
Apr 8, 2020
Episode 40: You Gotta Dig the Holes!
We're back with over an hour of discussion about Neopets and Neopets-adjacent topics! In this episode, we catch up on pet days, read several great listener emails, share some gross items, and talk a LOT about Animal Crossing (#sorrynotsorry).
1 hr 5 min
Mar 18, 2020
Episode 39: Chonky Angelpuss
In this episode, we share our thoughts on the latest Neopets news, including the latest on the Faerie Quest event and a new outfit for Gelerts. We also read a listener email about rare trading cards and discuss posts about viruses, Mr. Krawley, and cats (of course).
Mar 4, 2020
Episode 38: Do Neopets Have Livers?
Faced with a shortage of site news, Hannah and Caroline answer questions raised on the Neoboards, discuss customization options, and of course, go on some tangents. Plus, a listener email provides some more theories about the Tiki Tack Tombola Man!
Feb 19, 2020
Episode 37: Real Housewives of Meridell
In this episode, we talk about the Neopets TCG, dig into the mystery of the Tiki Tack Tombola Man, and share our frustrations with Sakhmet Solitaire. Plus, a listener finally steps in to defend Skeiths (sort of).
Feb 5, 2020
Episode 36: Kind of a Sausage Fest
We've got Lab Ray updates, listener emails, and a plea for you to FEED YOUR PETS! Plus, bad jokes, cat x-rays, and discussion of sitcoms from our youth!
Jan 22, 2020
Episode 35: Neopets Munchausen by Proxy
We've got Lab Ray and avatar updates, a listener email defending Ogrins, and a problematic outfit for Pteris. Plus, Caroline comes up with a new Neopets headcanon!
Jan 8, 2020
Episode 34: Asparagus Exchange Rate
Happy Year 22! This episode features Hannah's take on Aisha Day and a new avatar adventure! Plus, we share our resolutions for the new year, reflect on films from the last decade, and highlight some odd Advent Calendar items.
Dec 25, 2019
Episode 33: We Interview TNT!
We were honored to be able to visit the Neopets offices and interview Scrappy, Jade, and Raven from The Neopets Team!
Dec 11, 2019
Episode 32: Clownboy
In this episode, we read some Neomail and weigh in on Hallmark movies, mystery flavors, and a 10/10 paintbrush idea. Plus, we get sidetracked by an old Sprite commercial and rat personalities!
Nov 27, 2019
Episode 31: Wash Your Feet, People
In this episode, we talk about the new trend of making Neopets food IRL and read some lovely listener emails. Also, we discuss merch ideas, band reunions, Pokemon, and the proper way to shower!
Nov 13, 2019
Episode 30: Neoversary
In this episode, we elaborate on our Neopets origin stories and read some great listener emails. We also contemplate the possibility of a Neopets TV show and discuss spaghetti, faeries, and more!
1 hr 11 min
Oct 23, 2019
Episode 29: Halloween Dinner
We hope you think this episode is more of a treat than a trick! Highlights include us judging the new pet colors, sharing stories of celebrity encounters, and asking a lot of questions about a seemingly innocuous picture.
Oct 9, 2019
Episode 28: Feepies
Happy (belated) Grarrl Day! We cover the new "Evil Jester" outfit as well as Inktober and the latest art contest. Plus, more posts from the Neoboards, including praise for an underrated Petpet and a very intriguing question about Neopian life!
Sep 25, 2019
Episode 27: Not in My Neohome
We're back with a new episode that will really knock your socks off! We propose a hip new Neopian shopping area, answer queries from the Neoboards about reality TV shows and omelette toppings, and share a couple bizarre and puzzling items!
Aug 28, 2019
Episode 26: Beezin'
We start off this episode on a weird tangent and honestly, it ends up going all over the place. We do have opinions on the new pet colors and the conclusion of Daily Dare, but we also rant about 13 Reasons Why and Taylor Swift for a while. Plus, more listener emails and lab ray updates!
Aug 14, 2019
Episode 25: Buzzgate 2019
It's our 25th episode and we have a lot to cover - this year's Daily Dare competition, updates on our Lab Ray zaps, a suggestion for a new Neopet, the proper pronunciation of Mynci, and more! Don't worry, we also go off on plenty of random tangents, as per usual!
Jul 31, 2019
Episode 24: A Sometimes Treat
Please enjoy our ramblings about the Neopets Comic Con party, condiments, a bizarre Neopets headcanon, and the strange opponents in Snow Wars.
1 hr 13 min
Jul 17, 2019
Episode 23: Neofriends With Your Grandma
We're back and better than ever, thanks to some new sound equipment! Tune in to hear our Altador Cup wrap-up, listener emails, and Neoboards posts ranging from psychology to Poogles!
Jul 3, 2019
Episode 22: Leave Camels Alone!
The Altador Cup may be over, but we have some thoughts and listener stories to share! Also, Hannah and the Avatar Adventure returns with the lowdown on two new avatars, and we discuss camels, realism in Slushie Slinger, and more in Gettin' Kacheeky!
Jun 19, 2019
Episode 21: Crimes Against Neomanity
We did it again - we talked for almost an hour about Neopets. Hopefully you enjoy our discussion because this time, our topics include Neopets inspiring girls (and others) to code, Petpet ethics, various types of dungeons, and tattoos. Plus, a couple classic (and questionable) Neopets items!
Jun 5, 2019
Episode 20: Oops, All Spaghetti
Our 20th episode is here, and it's got your favorite segments and all the news that's fit to listen to! Highlights include us judging sheep, reminiscing about Hilary Duff, and taking horses down a certain road.
May 22, 2019
Episode 19: Semi-Fantasy Wolf Roleplay
We're back! In this episode, we begrudgingly give TNT praise for some cool new pet colors, but also question the mechanics of Charity Corner. We also change things up by surprising each other with Neoboards posts (which run the gamut from a 7/11 haul to Neopets nightmares) and unusual items!
May 1, 2019
Episode 18: Meercarita
We hope you'll enjoy our ramblings on a variety of topics including Lutari Day, the Legends & Letters update, an inappropriately named Petpet, and Neopia's version of Gatorade. Also, we reveal some of our early title suggestions for this podcast! Spoiler alert - they were not good.
Apr 17, 2019
Episode 17: Enroll Your Neopets in Dianetics
We finally address the Elephante in the room - the connection between Neopets and Scientology. We also respond to some very important Neoboards posts regarding cats, The Simpsons, and 80s music. Plus - find out why Hannah is a problematic fave!
Apr 3, 2019
Episode 16: Berenstain Bears Moment
Welcome to the month of Eating! Dig right into this new episode, which includes Neopets crushes and confessions, some new/weird Neopet-shaped items, and a lot of love for our moms. Also - find out if our April Fool's Day guesses were on the money or not!
Mar 20, 2019
Episode 15: We Have Right Handed Privilege
We're back with a new episode that covers a wide range of topics including new paintbrush colors, Neopets inspired songs, Garfield's feet, and...classist Petpets?!? Plus, we officially debut our new segment, You've Got Neomail!
Mar 6, 2019
Episode 14: Hopefully We're Not Cancelled
Listen...this is our longest episode to date and contains a lot of discussion of The Jonas Brothers, The Bachelor, and The Great British Bake-Off. We think you're still going to like it. Please don't cancel us!
Feb 20, 2019
Episode 13: Why Are The Youths Into That?
Caroline and Hannah address the news (such as it is), answer Neoboards questions about Beanie Babies, pump-up jams, and donuts, and highlight two new and totally gross food items! Plus, the return of Korbat's Blab and Caroline's utter failure at understanding the basics of unconverted pets!
Feb 6, 2019
Episode 12: Frump's America
Caroline and Hannah critique the Neopies, try to guess upcoming pet colors, and finally have some praise for TNT in Meepit News Break. They also discuss which Neopian foods they'd most want to eat and reveal their fave movies. Plus, Caroline rants about Neopian beauty standards!
Jan 23, 2019
Episode 11: FBI DO NOT LISTEN
Caroline and Hannah catch up on all the Neopets news from the last two weeks (which is a LOT), answer some thought-provoking questions from the Neoboards, and debut a new segment with a very clever title. Plus, Hannah throws a little shade at TNT!
Jan 9, 2019
Episode 10: Face Tattoo...Solid Choice
This is our tenth episode, and our first episode of the new year! It's got plenty of hot takes, some weird items, and an obligatory mention of the Lost Desert mini plot. Note: regardless of what you may think after listening, this podcast is NOT turning into a music podcast and it has NO official sponsors (so far).
Dec 12, 2018
Episode 9: We Stan a Dandan
In this episode, Caroline and Hannah explore Neopian holiday traditions and discuss some seasonal items (one of which may be cursed?). Also, they attempt to spotlight a fun winter game but get sidetracked into a heated discussion of classism among Petpets.
Nov 28, 2018
Episode 8: GOOD NIGHT mr.coconut
Caroline and Hannah are back from their Thanksgiving break with their take on the new Lost Desert mini plot and this year's Games Master Challenge. Plus, discussion of some cool MP3s and a classic Neopets meme!
Nov 14, 2018
Episode 7: List of Dads
Caroline and Hannah discuss notable Neopians and scandals from the early 2000s and highlight some OG items. This episode gets a little wild and silly, so strap in and enjoy the ride!
Oct 31, 2018
Episode 6: Spooky, But Provides Good Lumbar Support
In this spooky and fun episode, Caroline and Hannah discuss Halloween in Neopia, costumes, and creepy items. And of course, they cover Neopets CryptoQuest, the new Neopets virtual trading card game with...blockchain technology??
Oct 17, 2018
Episode 5: I'll Be Bambi
Caroline and Hannah are back with the latest Neopian news and gossip! They take on the Neoboards in a fun new segment, highlight a favorite game, and discuss some spooky items!
Sep 26, 2018
Episode 4: The FDA's Not Gonna Approve That
It's the episode you've all been waiting for - Caroline and Hannah finally do a deep dive into the Neopian economy! Also: Gormball, a new avatar, and some very bizarre items.
Sep 12, 2018
Episode 3: Where Do You Get the Ham?
In this episode, Caroline and Hannah ask the tough questions about Neopian society. There's also mention of Draik Day, an unusual food item, and a much anticipated avatar update!
Aug 29, 2018
Episode 2: The Ice Cream Machine Theme Song Really Slaps
In the second episode, Caroline and Hannah open up about their favorite Neopets, games, and memories. They dig into the new Brightvale event and Grundo Independence Day, and share some hot takes on avatars.
Aug 14, 2018
Episode 1: Nobody's Buying a Swamp Gas Paintbrush
Welcome to Neostalgia with Caroline and Hannah! In the inaugural episode, the ladies introduce themselves and their experience with Neopets, discuss Blumaroo Day, the recent news from Comic Con, and the new Neopets Premium perk.