Amateur-Ass Podcast
Claire Wilcher, Rashida Bonds
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Two best friends, shootin' the shit. A celebration of wheezy laughs, transparent conversation, and how to be human.
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Amateur-Ass Bonds-cast
Claire is a busy bee this week, so this week is a special Bonds treat! Enjoy a little AB and Rashida time on this holiday weekend! Happy Thanksgiving--we are so thankful for our merry band of loyal listeners!
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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Nov 10, 2023
Two Hot Cookies
Need a nice chill chatty episode? You've come to the right place. Everyone's hydrating, working, doing the damn thing.
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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Nov 3, 2023
The Elephant
We're back! After a week away for illness and a week away for vacation, the gals have returned. Rashida carries the load this week with a recap of her trip to New York and a Disney Cruise. Come along and get drunk on one cocktail!
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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Oct 20, 2023
Drab Little Crab
Rashida pretends to be away on the vacation that she also talks about going on in a few days. You'll get it.
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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Oct 13, 2023
In This Thing Together
A classic chit chat. Everything under the sun, plus polygamy.
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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Oct 6, 2023
Barely Bones
You want a buffet of topics? Nation of Islam's beef with the Mormon Church? Or maybe Wonderful World of Disney? A bit of 'NSync riffing thrown in? It's us. We're here.
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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Sep 29, 2023
Ah Sookie Sookie Now
Ah, sookie sookie now! Join these Seasoned Professionals for Episode 61, where they discuss MORE Beyonce, the movie Tombstone, and getting on with life if you're mad.
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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Sep 22, 2023
Short Leg Saunter
The amateurs are back from their break! Rashida heals from Covid, Claire has a new job, and they are both STILL MAD at Flashy Hat Guy from the Beyonce concert. So, ya know, the usual. Welcome back, friends!
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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Sep 1, 2023
The Beyonce Experience!
Friends, the Beyonce episode is here! Join Rashida and Claire from their hotel room in Vegas for a pre-show chat! Then go home with them and experience the come-down (the fatigue in their voices is a dead giveaway of a good time). In classic AAP fashion, the mixing on this one is wonky, due to rogue recording on different devices. We invite you to get over it and get into it. BEYONCE!
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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Aug 25, 2023
Feminism for Beginners
The ladies spend lots of time discussing Barbie, being a good human, and some foundational hullabaloo about the intersectionality of feminism, empathy, and resisting urgency. It's a rabbit-holer, folks. Beyonce show is next weekend!!
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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Aug 18, 2023
Looney Tunes T-Shirts
Foghorn Leghorn. Taz. Beyonce. What do these three things have in common? MERCH!
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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Aug 11, 2023
I.R.L.
This one's short and sweet, folks, because of....well, reasons. Hang in there, we've got Barbie talk, and of course, we are leading up to BEYONCE in a couple of weeks!
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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Aug 4, 2023
A Rub on the Face
If you made it through last week's debacle, welcome back! With no delays or tech issues in sight, Rashida and Claire simply catch up. Rashida schools Claire on some Beyonce rules, too, in preparation for their Vegas trip to see Queen B!
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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Jul 28, 2023
Sh*t Show (or, All God's Children Got a Delay)
A short-ass episode for an amateur-ass podcast. The tech just didn't come together, and rather than scrap the whole thing and leave our tens of listeners without an episode, we edited it into a masterpiece of frustration. Now you know how truly amateur we are. Enjoy. Or don't. It's a mess with tons and tons of laughing. We are stupid.
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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Jul 21, 2023
Sweatin' to the Oldies
Hear us, see us, empathize. We are sweaty and our hormones are raging!
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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Jul 14, 2023
Sand in My Snaaaaay
A deep discussion of 80s movies that hold up. Huey Lewis is involved, of course. Classic Huey! Also, in light of her recent 45th birthday, Rashida gives her 25-year-old self advice. This one is a joy, friends!
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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Jul 7, 2023
You're Magical, Congratulations
There's lots of Sister Act 2 talk. And some frozen face laughter. And embracing of imperfection and trusting your gut. It's a veritable buffet of truths and stupidity.
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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Jun 30, 2023
Find a Soft Surface
It's Episode 50! We forgot that milestone while we were recording it, so maybe 51 will be a special one? But let's face it; every episode is special. In this ep, we get real about wishing for a different life, preparing for being Black in America, and fighting the fear of scarcity. Oh, and of course, Stranger Things.
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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Jun 23, 2023
Carrot Salad's #1 Fan
Did you know the Earth has a pulse? Every 26 seconds, the planet gives a l'il heartbeat. Claire and Rashida's podcast pulse is strong, y'all.
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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Jun 16, 2023
Sass and Vigor
In this episode, Rashida and Claire answer listener questions, tell stories of mishaps on stage, and discuss summer plans. It's a good ol' chit chat. Come hang!
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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Jun 9, 2023
A Hot 40 or 50
We're back! After a week of nuttin' honey, Rashida and Claire bring home the bacon with a good one. Claire is in an echo-ey apartment in New York, Rashida is home, but wherever we are, the conversation is good. Join us, won't you? We cover it all. Get your salty crunchy things and your hot fries, it's episode 47!
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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May 26, 2023
Stay Humble
A classic chit-chat episode about everything and nothing. Covering summer camps, Only Fans, and whether or not we can still enjoy Dr. Seuss. Whoomp, there it is.
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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May 19, 2023
It All Comes Back to Jehovah's Witnesses
Claire and Rashida get real about worthiness, vulnerability, letting people love you, and getting caught in the web of a numbers game.
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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May 12, 2023
Hell F*ckin' Yeah
Lots to talk about here! A big summer trip announcement, news about Rashida's boys, and psychics. We've got it all. But mostly we've got joy.
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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May 5, 2023
The Ferris Wheel of Womanhood
Just....a lot of griping about stuff. And laughing. It's episode 43!
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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Apr 28, 2023
You Don't Miss Me
The default topics: bodies, work, and always a bit of injustice. This is a classic banter episode. It's "so close to being beautiful." Settle in for 42!
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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Apr 25, 2023
Hold On to Your Pants (The Bathroom Episode)
A delayed release! To celebrate (or rather, make up for) Rashida and Claire's week of illness! The ladies talk about fashion trends and lots of bathroom business. Let's get real. Do you hover or sit?
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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Apr 7, 2023
Michigan J. Frog
Rashida makes MULTIPLE attempts to remember the voice of Michigan J Frog. Claire nearly keels over. That's really all you need to know about this one.
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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Mar 31, 2023
Don't Doubt the Stout
We're close to the ground.
We're mad.
Don't doubt the stout.
Triceratops rule.
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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Mar 24, 2023
2 Legit 2 Quit
Claire is in Kansas! Rashida is in Indianapolis! Together, they span the midwestern region with discussions about Beyonce's unmatched energy, choosing a career that is based on feelings, and calling on the ghost of MC Hammer himself. Except he's not dead! It's Episode 38!
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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Mar 17, 2023
One Year Celebration - Live!
The Amateur-Ass Podcast is a year old! Episode one was released...uh....sometime at the end of March in 2022! So this is AAP's one-year live episode! Recorded at the Jr. Civic Studios (www.civictheatre.org) with an invited audience of loyal listeners, Claire and Rashida do their best to keep the wheels on the track and the Funyuns flowing. Join them for a truly unhinged episode with friends present! Yay!
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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Mar 3, 2023
A Little Shabby
A slow burn episode where the gals chat about bathroom habits (reluctantly and then blatantly), getting naked in front of people, and then they go deeeeeeep and wrap it up with some (clap clap) Black History Month tidbits!
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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Feb 23, 2023
Five Mousepads
The ladies continue their Black History Month celebration, Rashida insists on a deleted scene from Beloved, and Claire decides on a life full of elastic-waist pants. It's Episode 36!
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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Feb 17, 2023
Funyuns and a Nehi Peach
Black History Tidbits! Claire is in Kansas with Kansian rural audio! Rashida talks self-care! The ladies are struggling, but good things are ahead. Welcome to Episode 35, friends.
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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Feb 10, 2023
But(t) Why?
Clap-clap, clap. Clap-clap, clap. Follow the podcast gourd to Episode 34 of AAP, where Rashida and Claire keep chatting about adjacent topics related to Black History Month, bodies, booties, and Brazil. This one's a chat fest.
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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Feb 3, 2023
Excuse Me for Living
It's Black History Month, friends! Rashida and Claire swap memories and stories of friendship, BHM, the museum, and Indianapolis lore. We've got cults, cinnamon snacks, and, well, pet monkeys. Episode 33 is live!
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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Jan 27, 2023
Doing the Thing is Paying the Dues
A hearty chat today, friends! Claire and Rashida explore amateur feelings in their professions, trusting in their skills and talents, AND Rashida reveals a big secret! And Claire's voice is deeeeeep!
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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Jan 20, 2023
Lessons in Power
Claire has an all-time favorite mug, Rashida wants a tiny trampoline, and never trust a politician, unless it's Lizzo. Ep 31 is up, folks. Come hang.
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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Jan 12, 2023
That Robe Life
There is some tasty, tasty banter in this episode, pals. Rashida and Claire discuss becoming middle-aged and all of the perils and joys of it. Oh, aaaaand they discuss Billy Ocean again. Big shocker. Wrap your rattiest robe around you and settle in for Episode 30!
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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Jan 5, 2023
Two Koozies
Unspoken Hiatus is done! Happy New Year! The ladies are finally back with holiday recaps, important Barry White information, and a mysterious story. Can you guess Rashida's secret??? More importantly: would you purchase a mousepad and frame it?!?!
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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Dec 9, 2022
Hulk Hogan Doesn't Really Hate That Guy
Since Claire is on vacation, Rashida's husband Aaron steps in to co-host. They discuss Aaron's many talents including wrestling, rapping and fatherhood. This episode has a special co-host, special stories, and the same old Rashida coughing in the background. Some things never change.
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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Dec 1, 2022
Thirteen Sniffs
Rashida's sinuses chose violence, but everything else is smooth sailing as the ladies discuss a true spectrum of topics, from Thanksgiving, to pooping in public places, to school uniforms. Come join for a quick and dirty Episode 27!
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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Nov 17, 2022
Gallon Bags Full of Sadness
They cover it all this week, friends! Imperfect conversations, listener emails, sad food, and wishing a motherf*cker would. It's Episode 26!
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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Nov 9, 2022
Cuddle With Your Bad Mood
Some days, you just aren't feeling it. But these two friends kick it with a purpose. What's the purpose? To just hang in there and feel better. We love you. It's Ep 25!
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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Nov 3, 2022
Storks are Picky
Is it episode 24? Or is it Season 2, Episode 1? YOU DECIDE! Claire and Rashida are back, and drill down on tough issues like Mexican Pizza (yes, AGAIN!), the loss of celebrities (even when it's the wrong one) and allyship in times of tension (actually an issue.) They are so glad to back back in each others' Zoom embraces. Won't you join the group hug?
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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Sep 7, 2022
Reasons to Kick It
We're back! For now! But you have to listen to understand what's up! This week, Rashida and Claire talk about how to get in touch with Rob Thomas, being afraid of the dark as an adult, and ONCE AGAIN, Musiq Soulchild. As it was in Episode 1, so it shall be in Episode 23!
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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Aug 24, 2022
Pork Tent
Pork Tent.
PoRk TeNT!
PORK TENT!!
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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Aug 17, 2022
Our Podcast Can Drink!
Cheers to 21 episodes! This one was a joy. Rashida makes a hard case for Encanto, and convinces Claire to watch it. They also dissect the world of mascot costumes, being an adult at Disney World, and Claire tells her famous museum ghost story! This one's all fun, gang. Give it a listen!
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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Aug 11, 2022
Popping One Bottle - 20th Episode!!
WHAT?! Twenty episodes! Rashida and Claire celebrate by recording in the same room, and Claire celebrated EXTRA hard by not leaning close enough to the microphone! It wouldn't be the AAP without some celebratory amateur podcasting. The ladies also read some listener amateur moments! And they save the deep stuff for the end. It's time for a deep dive, pals!
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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Aug 2, 2022
Mountain to Nowhere (or "Some of Something")
Rashida expresses deep ME-galophobia (we're coining the phrase, pass it on) and the pals talk about...well....a little bit of nothing and some of something.
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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Jul 28, 2022
Chills on My Daggone Chin
Lizzo's new album. Claire turns 43. Rashida lets the AT&T service worker have it for lying. You know, it's just another week in the life of these two friends who are just trying to be good humans in a weird-ass world.
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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Jul 20, 2022
Harps in Heaven are Featherweight
Rashida and Claire do some deep thinkin', dreamin', and chattin'. Talking about the state of society, the vastness of space, and of course, cooking chicken. This is the Edge of Seventeen....Episode 17, that is!
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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Jul 13, 2022
Crop Top Dreams
What song would keep Vecna away for you? Find out Rashida and Claire's Top 3 in this ep! Also on the discussion board: Rashida has a crop top amateur moment that pays off! Come wheezy-laugh with the ladies and also please for the love of God EMAIL THEM at amateurasspodcast@gmail.com and tell them about an amateur moment you lived through. Which is all of them, actually, if you think about it. You're alive, aren't you? AREN'T YOU?
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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Jul 7, 2022
2 Bougie Bitches
The ladies truly embrace their amateur status this ep, friends. There's wonky audio, there are family members passing through, there is imperfection everywhere! But there is also Totino's Party Pizza, husband-y hijinks, and Claire considering a perm. So in the face of the hottest recording temperatures, your hosts remain cool as ice in Episode 15!
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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Jun 30, 2022
Free Cookie Tuesday (She's Done Nothing Wrong)
Is your scratch disk full? Do you even know what that is? Rashida and Claire talk about the struggle with rest, with body image (YES ALWAYS), and how to hide the chotch. Chatch. Chawch. However you spell it, it's Episode 14, baby!
Music:
"Celebration" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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Jun 21, 2022
We Are In The Same Room!
One microphone! One room! Two amateur-ass people! Claire lives in Indianapolis now AND Rashida's internet went out, so fate would have it that the two friends would record haphazardly in Claire's messy, still-packed up house! With minimal edits, minimal effort, and maximum fun, listen in on the first time these two see each other IN PERSON in over a year! Hot damn, it's Episode 13!!
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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Jun 13, 2022
Angela, You're Going to Hell (Stranger Things Spoiler Discussion!)
Niche niche niche! This episode is Nichey Nash. It's all Stranger Things Season Four Volume One (wow that's a long title) spoilers, opinions, and shit-shootin'. R & C discuss their top and bottom five characters and wax poetic about, of course, 80s nostalgia. See you at the mall food court!
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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Jun 8, 2022
Everything is the Back
There are no more Mexican pizzas in the back of Taco Bell. There is no "back" at Taco Bell.
Also: Rashida and Claire talk about what true allyship looks like, especially in the face of a f*ck-up with personal connections. This is a half-and-halfer, pals! Half Mexican Pizza, Half Real Talk. Get you some tasty episode 11.
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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Jun 2, 2022
Don't Hold the Pole If You Don't Have a License!
Did you know this entire podcast is just chatting? Today, the women double-down and don't cover anything heavy; this one is all gravy. Claire and Rashida get down to the nitty gritty on camping, useless skills, and of course, nostalgic music. Kick back and let the ladies hang out in your backseat, filling time and space with idle chatter. Ep 10, baby!
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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May 26, 2022
Didn't I Blow Your Mind?
Okay pals, it's a half-and-halfer! Half tough stuff (oooof Texas) and half retro music vibes (oooooof R&B Horoscope Songs.) Claire and Rashida discuss the ins and outs of the stupid housing market, the loss of faith in leadership (yikes bikes), and Claire has a real-time sense memory of a pop song of her childhood. Sweet George Foreman, it's episode nine!
Music:
"Slow Jam" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
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"Celebration" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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May 19, 2022
You Gotta Do a Shot
In Episode 8, your hosts discuss feelings, per usual. This time, those feelings run the gamut between the celebration of being called "to the tent", making space for sadness, and when your boobs are too big to fit into a mascot costume. Really, they cover it all in the span of an hour. As always, Rashida and Claire embrace the art of the imperfect conversation and remain proud amateurs who are very into their friendship.
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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May 10, 2022
That's How I Get My Prunes In
Fair warning: this is an evening recording session. The ladies enjoy a nightcap while they work. It begets a lot of talk about a lot of nothing. Except it's also everything you need to know about prunes, New York, and of course, Billy Ocean. Hey (hey) You (you)! Get out of their dreams, get into their podcast.
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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May 5, 2022
America, You're a Basic Bitch
Claire and Rashida discuss the absolute bullsh*t that's happening in the government. America needs a good solid summer camp. Things might get heavy, but the women still leave room for some wheezy laughing. Everything is stupid!!
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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Apr 23, 2022
I Ain't No Easy Win
Rashida brags hard about her whistling skills. Does she deliver? The ladies brag hard about their husbands (mostly), talk about their old days working together, and tie it all together with general cackling. With alternating episodes of deep talk and cheap talk, this one's a casual listen that make you want to watch Andy Griffith.
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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Apr 20, 2022
Our Little Star Suits
It's Episode Four! But don't be fooled; Rashida and Claire still mess up a ton. Despite connection issues (hello, AMATEUR!) they also talk about bodies and anti-fat bias, something near and dear to their hearts. Come hang for bit and maybe learn something too! Maybe.
Music this ep:
"Celebration" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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"Quirky Dog" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
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Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com.
Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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Apr 14, 2022
Basement Chiropractor
Rashida and Claire discuss the bitch of staying present, the horror of walking on someone's back, and of course, many 90s jams. We hope you never used any of your CDs as a coaster, unless it was an Alicia Keys album.
(Music: "Celebration" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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Apr 5, 2022
Just the Cheadle
The women dive headfirst into CRINGE! Claire navigates white guilt via a trip to the movies in 2004 with Rashida. They also name the podcast, abolish the word "should", and keep it nice and amateur thanks to a dog's squeaky toy. Join us, won't you?
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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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Mar 30, 2022
I Remember Not Remembering You
Close pals Rashida and Claire discuss memories of how they met, why they love to shoot the shit, and diving into deep work of vulnerability, guilt, and other wonky things. This episode is unofficially sponsored by Rashida's click-clacking dog, the game Guess Who, that one song by Musiq Soulchild, and wheezy laughing. Love embracing imperfection? Love listening in on chit-chat by two folks who love each other deeply? Love janky audio and background noise? It's Episode One, in all its flawed glory. You've made it, folks.
Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com.
Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)
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