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Beggars Being Choosers

Rey, Javaris, and Stephen

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three Orlando comics sitting on a couch and hanging out

Beggars Being Choosers

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Episode 43: Avengers: Bengay

Episode 42 - Hopsin Issues a Phatwa

40 - Christophe Jean Guest Episode!

39 - Ja rule can Sh*t in my *ss

Javaris's brother DJ (@brohamthegreat) guests on the podcast!

Episode 38 - Brian Regan takes a hard turn

Episode 37 - Chris Hardwick's Talking Head

Mike Almanzar (@dirtymike00) joins us for an extra special episode! thanks for listening.

Episode 35 - I'm honestly really excited about the pikachu movie

Episode 36 - we had a good riff before we started recording and then Jo-Ann's Fabrics

recorded as the election results came in so steve was distracted, but we didn't talk about the election much so it's not super sad. how do YOU cope with our nightmare existence? let us know on twitter! @livincivil @mywifeclair and @therealgeygeyes

mayonnaise in the sun, dudes

not all of these will be zingers or zangers and saying zinger over and over starts to sound kind of hateful.

here's another one.

had a tweet explode so now we're shamelessly cashing in. thank you for your time

i don't know man, we had fun i guess

typical rjs episode. i remember this one being fun.

Episode 32 - Bruce Wayne's parents died looking for hot singles in their area

god bless technology. i didn't get around to editing.

Episode 30 - Michael Almanzar in the garden of good and evil

follow mike @dirtymike00 on twitter! he also has a youtube channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC88pZ4aAYzjR0F8K4ZPk6XQ that is really funny!

episode 29 - crabs are crips, octopi are bloods, and will smith is an anglerfish

sean philippe comes on as a guest this episode! follow him at @seankward on twitter and instagram!

Episode 28 - Biggie Learned Everything from the Girl Scouts

Rey returns! we discuss Rush, Joyner Lucas, Biggie, Girl scouts, the golden state killer, and cetera. boom. yeah.

Episode 27 - Jake Ricca was a pretty cool guest but left us with a cliffhangar

@jakericca on instagram. He does funny videos and stuff.

BONUS - NFL draft talk with Ennis Crafton (repeat episode)

ran out of server space so i had to take this one down. its back up in case you didn't get a chance to listen.

Episode 26 - Paul Walker never made it to Olive garden

Ely Hasan Guest stars on this episode! rey had to pull out like a responsible person would so we brought in the veritable Ely hasan. i don't know what veritable means.

Episode 24 - If i don't post this one Rey will get mad at me

hoo boy. yeah. short episode this week. javaris had his mic off for like ten minutes in take one so this is take two. so yeah, idk, im going to start making these descriptions longer next week, but this week i have a show to get to. so yeah, let us know how it is, follow us @therealgeygeyes, @mywifeclaire, and @LivinCivil on twitter, and thanks for listening. i had to take down the ennis episode to post this because i ran out of server space, but it'll be back up next week. thanks.

Episode 23 - J Cole would lose to Gohan No Question

another fun one. woooooo. sorry im not writing more for these descriptions. i have to go see my family tonight.

BONUS EPISODE - Poking the pretty little beggars

Jacki Mick, Charlie Bowie, and Steve sit down at Roque pub for a bit and talk about stuff. fun was had, beers were also had, and things were said.

Episode 22 - Beyonce Fans and Crisis Actors

Yo! this was a fun one! there's a good riff or two in here and you should listen.

Episode 21 - Vin Diesel Invites the Bekhams to Play with Trains

this episode was so funny we got two celebrity names in the title. great times were had by all.

Episode 19 - Thomas Jane would be a good mexican gundam

another episode! woo! Javaris rey and Steve back at it and recording! woo!

Episode 18 - 2001 National Champion Ennis Crafton talks football for some of the podcast

Ennis James Crafton (all around cool guy) came over to steve's place and then steve and ennis talked about football. we meant to talk about free agency but the convo was quite meanderous. new word y'all. meanderous. but yeah. idk. we had fun recording. hope you have fun listening. if you like it, let us know. if you don't, that's ok too its not for everybody.

Episode 17 - We're back, Baby! Our most episody episode yet

after a lengthy hiatus in which steve picked up knitting, javaris picked up his friend from work, and rey picked up some ladies, the three conocidos return to the studio (let me have this) to talk some shit about local comics, make steve uncomfortable, and then stop recording to talk more shit. thanks for listening. idk. yeah. listen i guess. steve's mic was too loud in the beginning but it leveled out a bit so have some patience. we're working the bugs out. yeah. thanks.

Episode 16 - Javaris Temple is way cooler than you

its an episode. we're back, baby. listen and enjoy. thank you.

Episode 15 - Bill Hader would make a great Sosa (Change Lives SwapCast)

its the big doozy folks, the magnum opus, the lead-to-gold philosopher's stone of podcast episodes. we watched scarface and then joey made it listenable. also he has his own podcast now, so subscribe to that too. https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/change-lives/id1292834560?mt=2 https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/beggars-being-choosers/change-lives but yeah. thanks for listening, thanks for reading the descriptions (u know who u are ;) ) and thanks for being cool people and stuff. idk about you guys but i'm super excited about joey's new podcast that you should subscribe to now. whatever. i need to finish reading all these books I got from amazon.

Episode 14 - Joshua Jackson should probably call his lady more often

we skipped a week because the world was ending or some shit. thanks for listening. I'm pretty sure this one was good. If it's not, let us know. I'm curious as to whether people read the descriptions, but I feel like if somebody was like "yo i do read the descriptions," i'd just say mmk and feel weird about it, so don't tell us if you read the descriptions. or do, if you want us to feel weird. maybe you hate our guts, i don't know. we get more listens than I expect, so I'm assuming some of them are spite-listens, but it does seem like a weird way to spite someone. I don't know. whatever.

Episode 13 - Drake was probably allowed to play mortal kombat as a kid

you know how this works. we talk, record, then post it a couple days later. since this is kind of a tuesday with labor day and all it was decided to release it today (wednesday) pretty sure this one is good. idk. if you like it tell people about it. if you don't like it that's ok I understand.

Episode 12 - Charlie Bowie is the santa claus of white claw

Special episode this week! joey is in chicago or Indianapolis or Milwaukee or some other place that has seasons and shit so rey and steve brought in charlie Bowie (Poking the Bear! Comedy! Trivia!) (pete holmes is funny but if i met him I'd hate his guts) to round out the podcast since rey and steve get into some weird dark shit when it's just the two of them. also Charlie brought white claw, which is like la croix but with booze. Idk if he's sponsored by them but he likes to say white claw. yeah. thats it. follow steve @livincivil on twitter.

Episode 11 - David Bowie Loves That Shirt You Gave Him

I feel like you know how we label things by now. Share this if you like it i guess. I'm really drawing a blank on subject matter for this one, but I imagine it's pretty funny. I think.

Episode 10 - Benicio del Toro breaks double digits and windshields

Rey is too hungover to paint faces, Joey's tall tales of drunken vandalism (actually 100% accurate, so they're not "tall" tales, per se), and steve is a square, per usual.

Episode 9 - John Leguizamo f**ks with y'all

steve learns a new phrase, rey and joey know a lot about rap, and fun is had by all.

Episode 8 - I don't know man, not all of these have a famous person in the title

this one is an episode I guess. steve got really nervous like halfway through. we recorded this right after drunken monkey on friday, so we were all in a good mood. i think.

Episode 7 - More people should know who Mandy Patinkin is

joey tries to make mandy patinkin a thing, and rey and steve still haven't seen any of the same movies.

Episode 6 - Al Pacino seems to be a recurring theme

same as usual. fun was had. etc.

Episode 5 - Sean Paul in Town for the Convention

sorry this is late guys. thanks for listening. this one is pretty good though. idk. sorry. also I looked up scalpels vs. razors and apparently they are two separate things, so sorry.

Episode 4 - Oliver North sold Avocados to Iran

Rey, Stephen, And Joey talk about Iran-Contra And watch a funny video.

Episode 3 - R. Lee Ermey Goes to NYC

Steve knows way too much about R Lee Ermey and Joey has a bunch of great NYC stories. Rey is absent and sorely missed this episode.

Episode 2 - Ostensibly about Brian De Palma

Rey and Joey try to convince Steve that he needs to see Scarface. Also everybody does terrible Pacino impressions.

Episode 1: The Phantom Premise

Episode 1. Joey talks about a psycho he knew in high school, Rey doesn't know about 867-5309, and Steve kills the momentum.

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