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Pouring My Art Out
Nov 23, 2022
Friend Of The Devil
It would seriously take me longer to describe this episode than it would for you to just listen to it, so just listen to it!
Oct 25, 2022
Interview With The Devil
I interview the devil, and he tries to sell you perfume that, uh, smells like a part of his body that, well, never mind...
Oct 13, 2022
Interview With A Dog
I interview one of my dogs, tell some cute dog stories, and look into the history of the relationship between dogs and humans... and some other stuff...
Jul 14, 2022
Back To Basics
We talk about art and creativity, while dealing with some intergalactic legal issues, and talk about 'probing questions' with a crack squirrel that lives in my head.
Jun 23, 2022
A song is born, and grows to near-adulthood, and of course there is some other funny stuff as well.
Jun 6, 2022
It's about little bits of tid, and whatnot.
Apr 15, 2022
Fashioning Fashionable Fashions
In which we discuss fashions, from prehistoric times up until now, and listen to some funny commercials featuring a Lady Gaga ripoff and on-demand wardrobe malfunctions.
Mar 28, 2022
Those I Have Offended... So Far...
A list of everyone whom I might have annoyed by something I said, did or sang on this podcast... so far...
Mar 15, 2022
The Art Of Romance
We talk about how romance came to be a thing, and we get to listen to the Grim Reaper, Hootenany P. Flubberbiscuits, and Jimmy the crack squirrel sing some of the classic love songs from many eras.
Feb 17, 2022
Imagine if all the worst tRump supporters moved down South and started their own country called Republica. Hey, I even wrote them a national anthem, you know, until Kid Rock gets around to writing the official one. And there are funny commercials too. If you have ever wondered what it would sound like if Adolf Hitler sang some classic songs, you came to the right place. I hope that part doesn't offend anyone.
Feb 2, 2022
James Blond 007-11
A spy spoof about an American James Bond-type agent who happens to be overweight and used to be a surfer.
Dec 15, 2021
Some Silly Songs
In which we hear some silly songs done by the cast members... you know... crack squirrels, aliens, the Grim Reaper, me, and so forth.
Nov 16, 2021
The Stolen Song
Listen to a song rise from infancy to adulthood, and the Grim Reaper, and a crack squirrel, and me.
Nov 9, 2021
I'm With The Band
Well, I sing and play guitar along with Led Zeppelin, Bad Company, The Grateful Dead, Foghat and The Stones, and talk to crack squirrels and the Grim Reaper.
Oct 30, 2021
In which I salvage some original music from old cassette tapes, so songs, music, singing, guitar playing and what not.
Oct 22, 2021
A Novel Approach part 3
In which I read parts of my action/romance/war novel about a bunch of Princesses fighting a rebellion, called, coincidentally, The Princess Rebellion, and give some insights into the writing process and characters.
Oct 6, 2021
Bits And Pieces
Mixed weirdness. tRump fans and Texans beware.
Sep 28, 2021
A Novel Approach Part 2
I entertain you with parts of my exciting adventure novel; The Princess Rebellion.
Sep 9, 2021
A Novel Approach Part 1
In which I read portions of my adventure novel, The Princess Rebellion, and try to turn the idea of the fairy tale/Disney princess story upside down.
Aug 24, 2021
Gwyneth Paltrow's Vagina-Goop
Well, it is exactly what it sounds like... sort... maybe...
Jul 20, 2021
In which we talk about happiness and moods, and how to change them, and interview the most negative man in the world.
Jun 26, 2021
Almost Original Songs
Well, I play the guitar and sing some weird, dark, but amusing songs, and I rewrote the lyrics to a popular tune to make fun of tRump, and of course Jimmy the crack squirrel and the Grim Reaper pay a visit, and I play a commercial for a product that may or may not exist. But DO NOT let your kids listen to this episode!
Jun 16, 2021
A live studio audience podcast episode show, with special guests, shocking surprises, and a barfing crack squirrel.
Jun 8, 2021
In which we talk about the words in some famous songs and give a little backstory to them, all of which are true, except the ones I just made up. Oh, and of course there is some crack squirrel-induced silliness and some funny advertisements.
May 18, 2021
In which we try to figure out what makes the English so darn English, talk about their music and comedy, and are offered a chance to buy haggis made from wild crack squirrels.
May 4, 2021
Otherwheres Collide part 2
In which I read selections from the last book in my action/humor science fiction novel series; The Otherwhere Chronicles. It has action. And humor. And aliens. And stuff.
Apr 14, 2021
Well, uh, it is selected portions of one of my action/humor science fiction novel series, so lots of aliens, action, and laughs... in space...
Mar 30, 2021
Time Is The Tiger
Talking about time, and life, and death, and crack squirrels, and stuff.
Mar 17, 2021
An Interview With The Grim Reaper
In which I interview the Grim Reaper, who also helps us sell some funny products, the Tooth Fairy pops in, because it turns out that Grim and her used to date, and Jimmy, my cranial crack squirrel, asks Grim what happens to he and I when we die.
Feb 28, 2021
Raising Kids Old Testament Style
Lost biblical texts give child rearing advice, some funny commercials, and a talking crack squirrel...
Feb 9, 2021
I save Christmas for my family from the evil Covid-Grinch that tried to steal it, and tRump has a going out of business yard sale...
Jan 12, 2021
Murder Most Fowl
A murder mystery set in an old-timey radio show done as a soap opera, featuring a cast of dozens, the famous, the infamous, and the not-so famous, plus crack squirrels and a surprise ending!
Dec 20, 2020
Baby it ain't that cold outside
Crack squirrels, Christmas songs, and the corona virus; Covid the Christmas killer, what else is there to say?
Nov 24, 2020
Let's Talk About Talking
I talk about the history of talking, and I try to cheer up your plants, and we tell you how you can be more like me by renting some of my crack squirrels to come and live in your head for a while...
Oct 25, 2020
Kickin' It, an original rap song for lazy people
Lazy people have a new theme song, and the Grim Reaper has a new hot sauce, and I did it all in a motor home...
Oct 17, 2020
Ummm, I guess this episode got hijacked by some political activist group, and went off the rails, so, uh, yeah,,,
Oct 1, 2020
The Time Of Our Lives
Ever wonder how much time you spend pooping during your entire life? Are you looking for a way to avoid another day under a Trump administration? Want to know how many teeth you brushed or dishes you washed during your life? Fun with numbers and crack squirrels.
Sep 14, 2020
Even More Alien Encounters
Aliens, bits of an action/humor sci-fi story, crack squirrels, music, and a new political party!
Aug 26, 2020
More Alien Encounters
Aliens, crack squirrels, deep-fried food music, a hero that doesn't want to be one, a duel, a corporation, large alien poo creates traffic snarl, why aliens can't do sports, and some mix-ups...
Aug 11, 2020
Crack squirrels, aliens, demon sperm, what more could you ask for?
Jul 21, 2020
A Matter Of Perspective
In which I talk about the use of perspective in art, without throwing in funny commercials and with hardly any crack squirrels at all.
Jul 7, 2020
Driving Miss Crazy part 2
More crazy stories, more talking crack squirrel, Putin sells some pee pee tapes, a virtual LSD experience, and more...
Jul 2, 2020
Driving Miss Crazy
Some humorous stories involving vehicular near-disasters, practical and impracticable jokes, pathetic justifications, and helpful crack squirrel commentary. Also, the usual advertisements for imaginary products.
Jun 26, 2020
The Art Of Persuasion
In which we talk about how some people can get other people to do and think things that they might not otherwise have done or thought... and not always in a good way... with just words... and, you know, crack squirrels and stuff!
Jun 17, 2020
An Interview With Leonardo Da Vinci
In which me and my crack squirrel interview a famous historical figure, and inadvertently help invent terrible engines of war. Oh, and we try, once again, to sell you products that may or may not actually exist.
Jun 5, 2020
Okay, fine, they're poems!
More of my poems, and some other weird stuff. It might be better than you think?
May 29, 2020
Songs Without Music
I know, most people hear the word 'poetry' and find somewhere else to be, but have I let you down yet?
May 19, 2020
Ask Art about art
It's a special 'call-in' episode, and it is freekin' weird...
Apr 29, 2020
Yeah, I might Be Drunk
In which I sit in front of a microphone and drink vodka and end up not talking about art at all, but I do talk about Art, which is me...
Apr 22, 2020
Dancing, I guess you could call it an art
In which I examine the history of dancing, and Jimmy the crack squirrel and I chat with some of my other inner voices, and try to sell you products that might not actually exist.
Apr 14, 2020
What To Do While You Are Stuck At Home With Your Kids During A Global Pandemic
In which Jimmy the crack squirrel and I give helpful, artistic advice on what to do with your kids in these troubled times.
Apr 7, 2020
An Interview With William Shakespeare
In which Jimmy the crack squirrel and I interview William Shakespeare, and along the way invent art, turn cavemen into modern humans, and make Trump look like an idiot.
Apr 1, 2020
In which we discuss photography, travel, weird experiments, angry spiders, helpful crack squirrels, and wiggly lights.
Mar 25, 2020
In which I share a couple of the love songs I wrote back in the day, we talk about love and art, and Jimmy the crack squirrel gives some good advice on dealing with the global pandemic.
Mar 17, 2020
Jimmy the crack squirrel is in charge of this episode. I am just a bystander.
Mar 11, 2020
How Aliens Helped Me Meet Eric Idle part 2
In which I finish telling the story of how aliens helped me meet a famous Python, try to sell you dingle-berries, and get medical advice from a crack squirrel that lives in my head.
Mar 4, 2020
How Aliens Helped Me Meet Eric Idle... part 1
In which I begin to tell the story of how I met a Python, I introduce you to an alien from one of my novels, and I try to sell you some clams.
Feb 25, 2020
This Time It's Personal
A song I wrote, a search for hidden meanings, and Jimmy the crack squirrel is in love...
Feb 20, 2020
Art And Money
Is money good for art? Are more drug-addicted animals in my head good for me? Am I selling out by talking about selling out on this podcast? Find out in this episode.
Feb 18, 2020
A Trip With No Destination
In which I harmonize on a pirate song with a crack squirrel, and try to explain what this podcast is... and isn't... all about.
Feb 15, 2020
Art In Words
You were waiting to meet a Scottish crack squirrel, you just didn't know it. Also, some words about words... and stuff.
Feb 11, 2020
What Is Art?
In which I talk about art, sex, history, listen to my inner crack squirrels, and sell out for some free snacks.
Feb 8, 2020
Cranium Full Of Crack Squirrels
It would take me longer to describe it than it would for you to just listen to it...