Bedroom Drinking
Dustin Foree, Nate Robles
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Two dudes enjoying life and discussing pop culture, sports, politics and stupid people. Always with a drink in our hands.
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Johnny Depp vs. Amber Turd, Kissing Kids on the Mouth is Creepy, and Can Elon Musk Save Twitter?
Hello again! This episode we're talking about the seemingly neverending Johnny Depp defamation trial, Elon Musk's potential purchase of Twitter, adults who kiss kids on the lips, laser hair removal, why the concept of "bad words" makes no sense, and the latest Dr. Strange movie. Lots of action and randomness so enjoy!
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Apr 7, 2022
The Slap, Eric Church, and Can Axe Body Spray Make Your Nipples Fall Off?
This episode we're following in the footsteps of literally everyone else and talking about Will Smith slapping Chris Rock at the Oscars (aka The Slap Heard Round the World), country singer Eric Church pissing off his fans by cancelling a concert to watch a basketball game, some conspiracy talk, and a guy who claims that spraying his nipples with Axe Body Spray made them fall off.
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Mar 14, 2022
Batman is Back, Don't Say Gay, and NFL Punishments Are Kind of Ridiculous
In this episode we're talking about Calvin Ridley's terrible bet, a bit about the Russia/Ukraine conflict despite having no idea what we're talking about, the alleged "Don't Say Gay" bill in Florida that may not actually be what we've been told, the new Batman movie, and the one random thing you're allowed to shoot from a moving car in Tennessee.
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Feb 3, 2022
Adios Tom Brady, Old People vs. Joe Rogan, and Minnie Mouse and M&Ms Get Scandalous New Outfits
We’re back! This week we’re talking about a woman who tried to buy a baby at Walmart, Tom Brady’s retirement, our thoughts on the Super Bowl matchup, older artists pulling their music from Spotify in protest of Joe Rogan, the new outfits given to Minnie Mouse and M&Ms that have rocked the conservative news outlets, and our thoughts on the latest Scream movie and whether or not the franchise should continue.
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Jan 6, 2022
Very Spoilery Thoughts on Spider-Man: No Way Home and The Matrix Resurrections, and a Big Announcement
Happy 2022! In our first episode of the new year we're giving our thoughts on some movies released over the holiday break (MAJOR SPOILERS) and making a big announcement about what the show will look like in the future that you won't want to miss. Did we mention there are spoilers?
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Dec 9, 2021
Facebook Wants Your Nudes and Should College Athletes Get Paid?
This week we're talking about Facebook's new idea to help stop revenge porn that seems a little risky, whether or not college athletes should start getting paid, a woman who embezzled $940,000 from her employer to fund an addiction to a gambling game that doesn't pay real money, and the latest Tom Hanks movie "Finch" on Apple TV+.
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Dec 2, 2021
Dave Chappelle Refuses to Be Cancelled, and Demi Lovato and Kanye West Are Crazier Than Ever
Lots going on this week! We discuss Dave Chappelle's controversial Netflix special and why people haven't been able to cancel him, a brief timeline of Demi Lovato's descent into insanity, what might be Kanye West's craziest move yet, an offensive dancing cactus being sold on Walmart's website, and the new Ghostbusters and Resident Evil movies.
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Nov 18, 2021
Kyle Rittenhouse is Not a Villain and Trash Cans Make Terrible Toilets
This week we get into the nitty gritty of the Kyle Rittenhouse case and give our take on the evidence, a delivery driver who used a public trash can as a toilet, and the new Netflix movie "Red Notice."
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Nov 11, 2021
People Need to Chill About Aaron Rodgers and Is Eternals Really the Worst Marvel Movie?
This week we get into the controversy surrounding Aaron Rodgers' vaccination status and why it's overblown, some other developments in the world of vaccines, allegations that Eternals is the worst Marvel movie ever, and a guy who threw an alligator through a Wendy's drive-thru window.
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Nov 4, 2021
Is Alec Baldwin a Murderer?
This week we discuss the tragic death that occurred on the Alec Baldwin movie set and who is actually to blame, the latest hopeful film franchise starter "Dune," and a woman who apparently thinks it's the 80s and decided to buy $50,000 worth of stamps with stolen checks.
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Oct 21, 2021
Social Media Pet Peeves, Stupidity is on the Rise, and the Worst Time to Fart on a Tattoo Artist
Keeping it light this week and discussing some of our biggest pet peeves from social media and everyday life, a woman who farted on her tattoo artist and landed both of them in the hospital, and the latest entry in the Halloween movie franchise, Halloween Kills.
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Oct 14, 2021
Southwest Closed-Gate, Suing Geico Over an STD, and Does Finders Keepers Equal Theft?
We cover quite a bit of ground this week. We get into the conflicting reports about what caused Southwest Airlines to cancel thousands of flights over the weekend, a woman who is suing Geico because she got an STD after having sex in a car they insure, why STD is apparently an outdated term, why the Columbus Day vs. Indigenous People's Day debate is dumb, and whether or not keeping something you find on the ground counts as theft.
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Oct 7, 2021
Is Everything We Know About Showering and General Personal Hygiene Wrong?
This week we talk about a lot of random stuff including tube TVs and unnecessary restaurant fees, but primarily we're trying to figure out if the science behind showering and wearing deodorant is as clear cut as we were always taught. Is it better to go natural? We also discuss the latest Venom movie, "Venom: Let There Be Carnage."
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Sep 30, 2021
Dudes are Bad at Being Friends and is it Weird to Hire People for Your Wedding Party?
This week we're talking about yet another unfortunate penis story, why guys have a hard time maintaining friendships as they get older, some websites that help you hire people to be in your wedding or just to hang out with you in general, and the super weird new horror movie "Malignant."
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Sep 9, 2021
The Dumbest Lawsuits Ever
This week we look at some of the dumbest lawsuits ever filed, from not enough napkins at McDonalds to Fear Factor making someone throw up. We also learn some new info about the true size of 4x4 lumber and loopholes for Lent observers, discuss the latest Marvel movie "Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings," and through it all, Nate Dawg works on a puzzle.
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Aug 26, 2021
The Milk Crate Challenge and Afghanistan is a Mess
This week we're talking about Nate's experience with COVID, the latest TikTok craze that once again proves humanity's stupidity, our perspective on everything going on in Afghanistan, and the movies The Suicide Squad and Reminiscence.
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Aug 5, 2021
Eviction Moratoriums and Scarlett Johansson vs Disney
This week we're talking about the controversial extension of eviction moratoriums, Scarlett Johansson's lawsuit against Disney, some EMTs who mistook a dead body for a mannequin, and the new movie Jungle Cruise.
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Jul 29, 2021
Mandatory Vaccines, the Delta Variant, and a Serial Pooper
This week we're discussing the Delta variant and whether we're in for a redo of 2020, more mandatory vaccinations, and a neighborhood that banded together to catch the serial pooper terrorizing them.
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Jul 15, 2021
Vaccine Knockers, Taco Bell Fireworks, and What's the Point of Going to Space?
This week we're talking about Biden's controversial new plan to send people to your house to encourage vaccinations, the billionaire space race and thoughts about whether or not it's even worth it to go to space, some Taco Bell employees who had a little too much fun with fireworks, and new movies The Forever Purge and Black Widow.
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Jul 8, 2021
#FreeBritney, Freed Cosby, and a Home Depot Exorcism
This week we're talking about the #FreeBritney movement regarding Britney Spears' controversial conservatorship, the truth about why Bill Cosby was released from prison, the latest Fast & Furious movie, and a really weird lumber exorcism at a Pennsylvania Home Depot.
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Jun 24, 2021
Juneteenth is Weirdly Controversial All of a Sudden
This week we're talking about Juneteenth, what it is, where it came from, and why some people are upset that it's become a federal holiday. We also discuss a new COVID conspiracy we came up with, and a woman who went ballistic over a McDonald's slushie.
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Jun 10, 2021
Ranked Choice Voting and the Ever Evolving Fake Check Scam
This week we're talking about the idea of implementing ranked choice voting, a pervasive and constantly evolving scam involving fake checks everyone should watch out for, and the latest movie in the Conjuring universe, The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It.
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Jun 3, 2021
Cancel Culture is Getting Really Desperate
This week we're talking about cancel culture coming for Ellie Kemper and Mike Fisher for absolutely no reason, A Quiet Place Part 2, seeing Reba at the movies, and a guy who went to great lengths to keep his girlfriend from moving in with him.
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May 27, 2021
Tim Tebow's Controversial NFL Return, New Texas Gun Laws, and Getting High on Expired Meat
This week we're talking about a disgusting new internet craze called the "high meat movement," new Texas gun laws that eliminate the need to get a gun permit, and why some people are so upset about Tim Tebow's return to the NFL.
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May 20, 2021
RIP Masks (Maybe?) and Why Your Favorite TV Shows Get Cancelled
This week we're talking about the confusion surrounding the state of mask use around the country, a gas hoarder hit big time by karma, and why TV shows get cancelled even if you think it's the greatest thing ever.
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Apr 29, 2021
Vaccine Passports and Related Conspiracy Theories That May or May Not Be Crazy
This week we're talking about the rumored COVID-19 vaccine passports, related conspiracy theories that sound crazy but also feasible, a bit about the life of Stone Cold Steve Austin, a couple that took a huge risk with their wedding venue, and the new Bob Odenkirk action movie "Nobody."
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Apr 22, 2021
Derek Chauvin and the Most Unenviable Jury of All Time
This week we're talking about the verdict in the Derek Chauvin trial, whether or not it's actually possible to be an unbiased juror in the age of social media, an ambulance leaving an elderly patient at the wrong house, and Melissa McCarthy's new Netlix movie "Thunder Force."
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Apr 15, 2021
Sex Doll Throuples and What's Actually in the Georgia Voting Bill?
This week we're talking about a man in a throuple with two sex dolls, dissecting the contents of Georgia's controversial voting law and if it's actually worth the uproar, the corporate blowback it's receiving, and Tom Holland's new Apple TV movie "Cherry."
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Apr 1, 2021
Cinnamon Toast Shrimp Tails and Thoughts on Zack Snyder's Justice League, Part 2
This week we're exploring the full saga of the guy who found shrimp tails in his Cinnamon Toast Crunch, our thoughts on the second half of Zack Snyder's Justice League, and which direction we think the DC movies should go in the future.
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Mar 25, 2021
Nate Dawg Got Married and Thoughts on Zack Snyder's Justice League, Part 1
This week we're talking about Nate's wedding and some of the do's and don'ts of planning the big day, the "Salmon Chaos" sweeping Taiwan, and our thoughts on the first half of Zack Snyder's Justice League.
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Mar 11, 2021
RIP Mask Mandates, Dr. Seuss, and Getting Fired for Wearing a Tampon
This week we're talking about the controversy over Texas dropping the mask mandates and capacity restrictions, other states making similar changes, whether or not the talk of Dr. Seuss being cancelled is justified, and a woman who got fired because her tampon was mistaken for smuggled contraband.
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Mar 4, 2021
Coca-Cola's War on Whiteness and Did They Really Ungender Mr. Potato Head?
This week we're talking about a guy who set his driveway on fire because he was too lazy to shovel the snow, Coca-Cola's controversial seminar on how to be less white that has people in a tizzy, and taking a closer look at the claims that Mr. Potato Head has been ungendered and/or canceled.
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Feb 25, 2021
Faking Your Own Suicide and Suing Chick-Fil-A for Long Drive-Thru Lines
This week we're talking about a guy who faked his own suicide to get out of legal trouble, lawsuits piling up against Chick-Fil-A over their long drive-thru lines affecting neighboring businesses, and a couple of conspiracy theories regarding the Texas weather.
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Feb 18, 2021
Winter Apocalypse 2021, Gina Carano, and Why Disney+ is Hiding Movies from Your Kids
This week we're talking about the intense winter weather sweeping the nation and leaving Texas in the dark, a couple of controversial decisions Disney has made with Disney+ content, and a guy who took penis enlargement way too far.
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Feb 11, 2021
Another Lame Super Bowl, Gorilla Glue Girl, and Making Sense of the Game Stop Stock Drama
What up peeps! This week we're talking about a woman the internet has dubbed "Gorilla Glue Girl" after going viral for using Gorilla Glue on her hair, the total non-event that was this year's Super Bowl, and we try to make sense of the Game Stop stock story despite not really knowing how any of this works.
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Feb 4, 2021
Saying the N-Word is the Quickest Way to Set Your Career on Fire
It's our 200th episode! This week we're talking about country superstar Morgan Wallen's potentially career ending use the of the "n-word" and related issues, Denzel Washington's new movie "The Little Things," and why you shouldn't unplug a freezer full of COVID vaccines.
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Jan 28, 2021
Is 2021 Living Up to the Hype?
We're finally back for our first show of 2021! We talk about our experiences with COVID and the COVID vaccine, catch up on some news stories we missed while we were gone, 20 things that are more likely to happen to you than winning the lottery, and more.
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Dec 17, 2020
Things We Don't Get About Santa Claus Movies and the Worst Christmas Movie Ever
Happy Holidays! Our last episode of 2020 is all about Christmas, where we discuss things in Santa Claus movies that don't make sense, questions about Santa Claus in general, Elf on the Shelf, and our thoughts on what the internet has deemed the worst Christmas movie of all time. Grab a glass of eggnog and enjoy! Cheers!
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Dec 10, 2020
Warner Bros vs. Movie Theaters
This week we're talking about Warner Bros announcing that they will send all of their 2021 movies to theaters and streaming simultaneously, the potential ramifications for movie theaters, why going to the movies is great, and the live action Mulan.
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Dec 3, 2020
Unpopular Restaurant Opinions and What Makes Something a Christmas Movie?
This week we get into some unpopular opinions about some popular restaurants, try to figure out what qualifies as a Christmas movie, and go down a bunch of our classic rabbit holes.
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Nov 19, 2020
Swastika Strudel and is COVID Coming to Ruin the Holidays?
This week we're talking about a NASCAR driver in trouble for allegedly icing his toaster strudel with a swastika, the resurgence of COVID and what it means for the upcoming holiday season.
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Nov 12, 2020
Is the Election Really Over?
This week we're discussing the (alleged) results of the presidential election, the frustrating way both Republicans and Democrats are responding, and why uniting the country is much easier said than done.
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Nov 5, 2020
Election 2020: We Don't Know Who's President But We Know a Lot of Other Stuff
2020 continues to be 2020 so we don't know who won the presidential election yet, but we discuss some of the results and interesting state ballot measures, as well as a woman in Canada who made a really big mistake when ordering her McDonald's hamburger.
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Oct 29, 2020
Stupid Thanksgiving Rules and Final Election Thoughts
This week we cover Gavin Newsom's insane rules for Thanksgiving celebrations in California, discuss the last presidential debate and our final thoughts before election day, and review the new Borat movie.
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Oct 22, 2020
Life Sentence for Stealing Hedge Clippers and Chris Pratt is Cancelled for No Reason
Nothing heavy this week, just some discussion on a guy paroled from a life sentence for stealing hedge clippers, how amnesia works, idiots on Twitter cancelling Chris Pratt for absolutely no reason, and why you should go see Christopher Nolan's latest movie Tenet in the theater.
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Oct 8, 2020
Trump Has COVID and Should We Be Afraid of Social Media?
This week we're talking about Trump's COVID diagnosis and what it could mean for the rest of election season, the Netflix documentary The Social Dilemma and the scary lengths tech companies go to to manipulate us, and a dramatic reading you definitely don't want to miss.
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Oct 1, 2020
Trump v Biden Round 1, AKA When America Officially Jumped the Shark
This week we're all about the dreadful first "debate" between Trump and Biden, Trump's taxes, taxes in general, and why it's dangerous to keep a spreadsheet of your favorite porn stars saved on your computer.
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Sep 24, 2020
Let's All Stop Pretending to Be Shocked That Politicians Are Hypocrites
This week we're talking a little about the death of Ruth Bader Ginsburg and a lot about the reactions that are making both Democrats and Republicans look bad.
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Sep 17, 2020
Incest Laws and Is Netflix Really Promoting Child Pornography?
This week we're getting into the controversy surrounding the new movie "Cuties" on Netflix. We watched the movie and discuss our thoughts and whether or not the uproar is actually warranted. We also discuss an adult mother and son who are facing 20 years in prison for violating incest laws. Plenty of cringe to go around this week, so prepare yourself and enjoy!
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Sep 10, 2020
Why is Country Music the Only Genre That Isn't Allowed to Evolve?
This week we talk about the latest gender reveal party gone wrong, and discuss modern country music and why country is seemingly the one music genre that people won't let evolve.
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Sep 3, 2020
RIP Chadwick Boseman and California's War on the Gig Economy
This week we mourn the loss of Chadwick Boseman and recommend some of his non-Black Panther films, discuss California's attempt to radically change what it means to be an Uber and Lyft driver, and a guy in Nebraska with some ridiculously strong feelings about renaming boneless chicken wings.
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Aug 27, 2020
CBD Experimentation, First Reactions to The Batman Trailer and Going Back to the Movies
This week we're talking about Nate's experience with CBD products, our thoughts on the first trailer for The Batman, and what it's like to go to the movies with the new Corona restrictions.
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Aug 20, 2020
The Office vs. Parks & Recreation: Which One is Better?
We're keeping it pretty simple this week and taking on one of the greatest debates of our time...is The Office or Parks & Recreation a better show?
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Aug 13, 2020
VP Kamala Harris, Don't Feed the Bears, and Big Brother Brings Some Normalcy to the Summer
A packed episode this week! We're discussing the unveiling of Kamala Harris as Joe Biden's running mate, why you shouldn't feed friendly bears who want to join your picnic, the rest of the dumbest newspaper headlines ever, and our new segment discussing the current season of Big Brother.
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Aug 6, 2020
The Mail-In Voting Controversy and Some Really Embarrassing Newspaper Headlines
This week we're talking about some embarrassingly bad newspaper headlines (there will be more next week), our thoughts on mail-in voting and whether or not we should rely on it for the presidential election, and a much delayed review of JoJo Rabbit.
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Jul 30, 2020
Should You Read the Book or Watch the Movie First?
This week we're ignoring the calamity around us and exploring two simple questions...should you read the book or watch the movie first, and should you watch the original or remake first? We're weirdly passionate about this discussion.
Also the sound might be a little weird because we had to record in a different spot on a new computer with no microphone, all of which is explained within. So apologies for that.
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Jul 23, 2020
Kanye's Running for President and We're Running Out of Coins
This week we're discussing two of the latest additions to the list of woes plaguing 2020: the national coin shortage and Kanye West's bizarre presidential campaign.
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Jul 16, 2020
Frozen Grandpa and the Wayfair Human Trafficking Conspiracy
This week we have an update on the Lady A situation that's taken a turn for the worse, a family in Colorado that decided to freeze their grandpa and turn him into a tourist attraction, and the Wayfair human trafficking conspiracy theory that's taken the internet by storm.
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Jul 2, 2020
Mask Mandates and The Princess Bride is Not Being Remade So Stop Freaking Out Already
This week we're talking about the controversial mask mandates sweeping the nation, whether or not they should be followed, and why despite the clickbait headlines, no one is actually remaking The Princess Bride.
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Jun 25, 2020
NASCAR's Noose Oopsie, Poor Gym Etiquette and Other Pet Peeves
This week we get into the noose found in black NASCAR driver Bubba Wallace's stall, except maybe it wasn't actually a noose, and a few of our pet peeves, which include Nate's very passionate annoyance by poor gym etiquette.
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Jun 18, 2020
The Dominos Pizza and Lady A(ntebellum) Controversies
This week we're discussing the controversy of Domino's Pizza thanking the current press secretary for a compliment in 2012, the country band Lady Antebellum changing their name to something that's already taken, and some really odd ways that white people are dealing with racism.
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Jun 11, 2020
Defunding the Police and Forgiving Student Loan Debt
This week we're talking about the call to defund the police (or disband depending on who you ask), a little more about racism, and if forgiving all student loan debt would really be a good idea.
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Jun 4, 2020
It's Time to Shut Up and Start Listening
Pretty straightforward this week...we're talking about the death of George Floyd, police brutality, protests and riots. Not as much fun, but important all the same.
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May 28, 2020
Releasing the Snyder Cut and the CDC's Dumb Guidelines for Reopening Schools
This week we're discussing the crazy racist lady with the unleashed dog in Central Park, our thoughts on releasing the Snyder Cut of Justice League, and the CDC's hilariously unrealistic guidelines for reopening schools in the fall.
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May 21, 2020
Netflix's Trial by Media and Paying for Sex with Hamburgers
This week we're discussing the slow rollout of the US economy, some legal questions raised by the new Netflix docuseries "Trial by Media," and a man who tried to hire a prostitute with a Chili's hamburger.
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May 14, 2020
Nate vs. New York and Dumb Ways to Fight The Rona
We're back baby! Nate talks about his experience working in Corona ravaged NYC, and we discuss some of the strangest ways that people are trying to keep themselves disease free.
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Mar 26, 2020
The Future of Movie Theaters and the Crumbling Economy
We discuss how movie theaters have been impacted by the shutdowns and whether or not they'll be relevant in the future, stimulus checks, and why we have to get the economy going again. Plus a woman who spent days accidentally washing her hands with cheese.
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Mar 19, 2020
Is the Government Going Too Far?
We're live from quarantine with more discussion on the rapidly changing world we're living in, specifically whether or not the government mandates and spending are going too far and irrevocably changing the course of history. We promise it's not as serious as it sounds.
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Mar 12, 2020
The Great Toilet Paper Shortage and Wash Your Friggin Hands
We check back in on the Coronavirus to see all the latest happenings, including big festivals shutting down and shortages of toilet paper and hand sanitizer. It's a mess out there.
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Mar 5, 2020
Super Tuesday and DNC Conspiracies
We're recapping Super Tuesday, discussing the preceding events and where the race might be headed, WTF Elizabeth Warren is doing with her life, and the hilarious backlash against Garth Brooks for wearing a football jersey.
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Feb 20, 2020
Reclining Airplane Seats and the Most Dangerous TikTok Challenges
Short and sweet this week! We discuss a really insane story about a reclined airplane seat gone horribly wrong, three really stupid and dangerous challenges making the rounds on TikTok, and the amazing new Sonic the Hedgehog movie.
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Feb 15, 2020
State of the Democrats as 2020 Heats Up with Special Guest Josh Novinger
We've got political expert Josh Novinger back with us to break down the Democratic primary race as voting begins. It's basically House of Cards out there, so get ready for some ridiculousness.
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Feb 6, 2020
Coronavirus, Impeachment, and Dumb Complaints About the Super Bowl Halftime Show
What up fam! We're in our new studio and talking about the Coronavirus trying to take out the world, the breaking impeachment news, and some really dumb complaints that people had about JLo and Shakira's Super Bowl Halftime Show.
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Jan 23, 2020
Deaf People Suing Pornhub and Everyone (Allegedly) Hates Bernie Sanders
This week we discuss a dumb guy trying to pull a fast one on a Target employee, a deaf guy suing Pornhub over the lack of closed captioning on their videos, the sudden barrage of attacks on Bernie Sanders from the Democrats, and whether or not 1917 lives up to the hype.
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Jan 16, 2020
Government v Dollar Stores, Oscars So White and Male (Again), and Nerding Out Over Star Wars
We discuss how some local governments are trying to kill dollar stores, the Oscar nominations and why people are pissed about them once again, and finally get into our nerdy in depth discussion on Star Wars and the end of the Skywalker saga.
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Jan 9, 2020
World War 3, Raising the Smoking Age, and Why Staggered Adulthood is Stupid
Happy New Year! We're back with our first episode of 2020. This week we're catching up on some events from the break including a new law raising the smoking age to 21, a ban on all flavored e-cigs, a potential World War 3 on the horizon (not likely), the NFL playoffs, and Adam Sandler's brilliant dramatic turn in Uncut Gems.
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Dec 19, 2019
Hallmark Channel Divides America and the Best (and Worst) Movies of the Decade
Happy Holidays! We're closing out the year with some discussion on Hallmark Channel's decision to drop (and then reinstate) an ad with lesbians, while also discussing what have been called the 10 best and worst movies of the past decade. Spoiler Alert: You're more likely to have seen the worst ones.
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Dec 5, 2019
Hilarious Off-Brand Knockoffs and Is Anything About Wrestling Real?
We discuss our experience at WWE's Monday Night Raw and what (if anything) is actually real about what you see on TV. We've also got a bunch of the funniest off-brand knockoffs that you find littering dollar stores. So grab a can of your favorite Prongles and pour a nice glass of Mountain Shoutin' and enjoy!
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Nov 28, 2019
Clearing Up Misconceptions About Colin Kaepernick and Chick-Fil-A, and the Long Awaited Popeyes Sandwich Taste Test
Happy Thanksgiving! This week we're clearing up some common misconceptions about recent events surrounding Colin Kaepernick's workout, Chick-Fil-A's charity giving, and comments Elizabeth Banks has made about the Charlie's Angel reboot flopping. Plus we can finally give you our review of the Popeyes chicken sandwich people are risking their lives for. Lots of fun as always, so enjoy!
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Nov 21, 2019
The 50 Dumbest Laws in America Part 2
We've got the second half of our 50 dumbest laws in America list, and of course we follow some rabbit trails along the way. Have a listen, laugh, and enjoy!
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Nov 14, 2019
The 50 Dumbest Laws in America Part 1
This week we're talking lesbian weddings, dry weddings, our first experience with Disney+, and half of the 50 dumbest laws in America. We'll have the second half next week so stay tuned!
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Nov 7, 2019
Popeyes Still Can't Get it Together, Kanye Finds Jesus, and Disney+ is Coming to Take Over Your Life
We catch up on some stuff that happened while we were on break including the World Series, Kanye West bringing his crazy into Christian music, Popeyes bringing back and running out of chicken sandwiches, and Disney+ is finally here!
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Oct 10, 2019
Joker is Wild and Ellen's Unholy Alliance with George W. Bush
We get deep into our thoughts on Joker and whether or not it actually has the potential to incite violence, and Ellen DeGeneres getting in trouble with the Twitter squad after she has the audacity to be seen laughing with George W. Bush.
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Oct 3, 2019
Everything You Need to Know About Incels with Special Guest Josh Novinger
We bring back our buddy Josh Novinger to give us a crash course on incels and whether or not perceived threats of violence at the upcoming Joker movie should be taken seriously.
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Sep 26, 2019
Vape Bans, Impeachment, and Penis Enlargement Gone Wrong
We discuss one man's attempt at penis enlargement that went horribly wrong, whether or not the government should move forward with proposed vape bans, how the Democrats may have finally caught something on The Great Quest for Impeachment, and what the impeachment process actually looks like. Some of that may sound straight out of a class you slept through, but as always we try not to take even the most serious subjects too seriously.
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Sep 19, 2019
More Fun with Democrats and More Frivolous Lawsuits
We discuss another crazy person with a dumb lawsuit, all the quarterbacks getting injured, rundown the top 10 Democratic presidential candidates from the last debate, and review It Chapter 2 and Hustlers.
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Sep 12, 2019
The Popeyes Chicken Sandwich Panic and Reading Harry Potter Conjures Demons
We're back baby! This week we're talking about the return of football, the Popeyes chicken sandwich that has driven everyone to the brink of insanity, and a school that's afraid reading Harry Potter can conjure demons.
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Jul 24, 2019
The Russians Have Our Faces and This Week's Racial Hoax
We discuss the FaceApp app that is making everyone look old and also maybe opening us up to Russian influence, elected official Erica Thomas deciding to follow in Jussie Smollett's racial hoaxing footsteps, and Disney's latest live action remake, The Lion King.
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Jul 17, 2019
Food Lickers on the Loose and Raiding Area 51
This week we're talking about the Area 51 raid, aliens, how to protect yourself against serial food lickers, and Dollar General's weird habit of opening stores in the middle of nowhere.
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Jul 10, 2019
Hollywood's War on Gingers and Everything We're Supposed to Boycott This Week
We discuss the worst place to do push-ups, why people are calling for boycotts of Home Depot and Starbucks (again), and Disney's controversial casting decision for The Little Mermaid.
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Jul 3, 2019
Democratic Circus with Special Guest Josh Novinger
We know this episode is long AF, but it's totally worth it. We welcome special guest Josh Novinger, political expert, to discuss the 2020 Democratic presidential candidates, who's good, who sucks, and where he hopes the party is headed in the future.
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Jun 19, 2019
Gay Pride Flags and Whataburger Meltdowns
We discuss the full context of the gay pride flag not being flown at the US embassies, Mastercard allowing transgender people to change the name on their credit cards, Alex Jones possibly being much worse than we thought, and the X-Men franchise ending on the worst note possible.
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Jun 12, 2019
Social Media Censorship and Blackberry Whiskey
We discuss the censorship popping up all over social media, most recently YouTube and Google, and how it might progress in the future, the new Godzilla and Elton John movies, and mixed feelings about our new whiskey.
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Jun 5, 2019
Game of Thrones is Over, iTunes is Almost Over, and Nobody Wants to Film in Georgia Anymore
We're back! We're a little behind, but we're talking about the Game of Thrones ending everyone is pissed about, Apple officially killing iTunes (kind of), film companies boycotting Georgia over their abortion bill, and a whole lot of Keanu Reeves facts.
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May 15, 2019
Sex Strikes and The #1 Thing Not to Do When Applying for a Job
We discuss Alyssa Milano's proposed sex strike to fight against Georgia's new abortion bill, how to make a bad impression when applying for a job, Edward Norton vs. Mark Ruffalo as The Hulk, Snapchat filters, and AOC apparently doesn't expect us to take anything she says seriously.
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May 1, 2019
Netflix is Becoming Irrelevant and Endgame is Awesome But Where Does Marvel Go from Here?
The Avengers saga is over! We discuss Endgame and the end of an era, what Marvel films will look like in the future, how long people should wait to discuss spoilers, and why Netflix is becoming increasingly irrelevant in the world of streaming.
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Apr 24, 2019
Nurses Playing Cards and The Mueller Report, AKA the Story That Will Never, Ever, Ever Die
We're three years old this week! Talking about the senator that pissed off all the nurses and the Mueller report. Can we finally stop hearing about this thing now? Probably not.
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Apr 17, 2019
Ilhan Omar Keeps Making Oopsies and White People Food is Killing the Planet
This week we discuss the importance of keeping track of your Roomba, Ilhan Omar's 9/11 comments and whether or not the backlash against her is deserved, why white people's diets are killing the planet, and what actually constitutes "laughing out loud."
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Apr 10, 2019
DC Does Good with Shazam! and Jussie Smollett is Innocent But Not Really
We discuss an April Fool's joke gone horribly wrong, updates on the super weird Jussie Smollett hate crime hoax, and DC's Shazam! is so good it could've been a Marvel movie.
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Apr 3, 2019
Gay Hating Chicken and is Jordan Peele Racist?
We discuss the renewed controversy over what Chick-Fil-A does with their money, comments from Jordan Peele that are making people cry racism, his weird AF new movie Us, and the new abortion movie that the media apparently doesn't want you to see.
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Mar 27, 2019
Slavery Reparations and Killing the Electoral College
We discuss things you should definitely not do with your new steel toed boots, some of the 2020 Democratic candidates' craziest ideas, which include making reparations for slavery and getting rid of the electoral college, and somehow bring the conversation around to Batman once again.
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Mar 20, 2019
The Secret Life of Aunt Becky, Lowering the Voting Age, and Rich Superheroes
We discuss the cost of weddings, the richest superheroes, the college admissions scandal that claimed the careers of Lori Loughlin and Felicity Huffman, the Democrats trying to lower the voting age to 16, and Washington's clever way of attempting to remove Trump from the 2020 ballot.
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Mar 13, 2019
Captain Marvel is Awesome and Brie Larson Does Not Hate White Men
We discuss hipsters, Captain Marvel, Brie Larson's comments about white men that have been blown wildly out of proportion, and Batman vs. Iron Man.
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Mar 6, 2019
Momo Gonna Kill You and Is Netflix Killing Movie Theaters?
We discuss the Momo Challenge that may or may not be sweeping the nation, Steven Spielberg's crusade to get Netflix movies banned from the Oscars, what kind of long term affect Netflix might have on movie theaters, and the brief history of wrestling you never knew you needed.
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Feb 27, 2019
Sex Scandals Everywhere and The Oscars Always Piss Someone Off
We discuss new developments in the Jussie Smollett story, sex scandals involving the Patriots owner and a high ranking Catholic official, highlights from the Oscars and Green Book's controversial Best Picture win.
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Feb 20, 2019
Getting High Off Used Tampons and Jussie Smollett's Fake Hate Crime
We discuss yet another bizarre new trend among teenagers who are too cool to get high the old fashioned way, and the alleged hate crime against actor Jussie Smollett that has (probably) turned out to be a scam. Fun times!
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Feb 13, 2019
Year-Round Football and Farting Cows Will Kill Us All
We discuss the AAF kickoff and how it differs from the NFL, the idiotic Green New Deal proposed by Democrats that includes getting rid of planes, cars and farting cows, and a new movie with a mind bogglingly awful twist you have to see to believe.
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Feb 6, 2019
The Worst Super Bowl Ever
This week we're all about the Super Bowl, from the awful Tom Brady to the awful halftime show, and everything in between.
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Jan 30, 2019
Government is Back, New York Hates Babies, and Weird Sports on TV
We've got a whole smorgasbord of topics this week, including community scooters, weird sports you can find on ESPN2, a really creepy bug in FaceTime, the government reopening (for now), New York's crazy new abortion law, DNA tests, and M. Night Shyamalan's trilogy capper Glass.
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Jan 23, 2019
Gillette on Toxic Masculinity and Catholic Teenagers vs. Native Americans
We discuss the stupid people doing the Bird Box challenge, the Gillette ad tackling toxic masculinity that has taken the nation by storm, how the government shutdown is affecting the Coast Guard and TSA, and Catholic school teenagers who had a run-in with a Native American man that has apparently been distorted by the media.
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Jan 9, 2019
More on The Wall, Trump's Re-Election Chances, and a Vegetable Having a Baby
We follow up on our story about Go Fund Me-ing the wall and the government shutdown, discuss the possibility of Trump being re-elected and who might run against him, a human vegetable having a baby, and the leading candidate for worst movie of the decade.
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Jan 2, 2019
RIP US Government (Again) and You Can't Use Go Fund Me to Build the Wall
Happy New Year! We're back from break talking about another unhinged person with Trump Derangement Syndrome, the government shutting down for the second time this year, the Go Fund Me started to raise money to build The Wall and could it possibly be a giant scam? Plus some great new movies to watch to kick off the new year.
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Dec 12, 2018
PETA is Full of Crap and Be Sure Your Tweets Will Find You Out
We discuss the latest victims of the 2018 Twitter Witch Hunt, creepy social media ads, some really dumb advice from PETA and why they don't treat animals as well as they like to make you think, and what may be our biggest dumbass yet.
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Dec 5, 2018
No More Tumblr Porn and Everything from Our Childhood is Offensive
We discuss the dumbest name ever, Tumblr banning porn and all other adult content, and a bunch of stuff from our childhood that 2018 has deemed offensive.
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Nov 28, 2018
Pornhub is the New Calvin Klein and Chocolate is Finally Healthier Than Salad
We discuss some new memes that have taken the internet by storm, the news we've all been waiting for that salad is bad for you, Pornhub's bizarre new fashion line, and whether policy or character should have more effect on who we vote for.
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Nov 14, 2018
Florida Can't Count and Jim Acosta Has Nothing to Do with Freedom of the Press
We discuss a really dumb 911 call, why Florida always sucks so bad at counting votes, why Jim Acosta sucks, and why him being banned from the White House means nothing for the Freedom of the Press.
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Nov 8, 2018
Midterms 2018: The Good, the Bad, and the Cringeworthy
We get into all the nitty gritty details of the midterms, what the next two years might have in store, and why Freddie Mercury might be the greatest frontman of all time.
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Oct 31, 2018
MAGA Bombs and Blackface
We're back! We discuss the "MAGA Bomber" who has allegedly terrorized high profile Democrats, why Trump might actually be more honest than we think, Megyn Kelly's comments on blackface and whether or not it should be considered offensive, the new Halloween sequel, and the controversy around the role of the flag in First Man.
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Oct 17, 2018
Kanye Goes to the White House and Elizabeth Warren Goes Full 1/1024th Native American
We discuss things you shouldn't put up your body crevices, the Red Sox being a bunch of cheaters, Elizabeth Warren's hilariously backfiring DNA test "proving" she's Native American, Kanye West pissing off all the liberals by going to the White House, and how Lady Gaga is actually a pretty good actress.
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Oct 10, 2018
Kavanaugh Confirmed, Spelling Bees, and the Worst Gender Reveal Party Ever
We're back! This episode we're talking about a really explosive gender reveal party, why those are kind of stupid in general, how bad we're currently sucking at fantasy football, updates on the Brett Kavanaugh Supreme Court circus, the new "surprisingly doesn't suck" Venom movie and how much of a badass Tom Hardy is, and learn that one of us is much (much) better at spelling than the other.
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Sep 26, 2018
Brett Kavanaugh: Naughty or Nice?
We discuss the circus surrounding Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh and how the #metoo movement has become a political weapon, whether or not all women with sexual assault allegations can be believed, and why can't you ever find a flashlight when you need one?
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Sep 19, 2018
RIP Superman and Women Being Erased from History
We discuss some hurricane related fake news, the state of the DC Universe and why we might not see Superman for a while, and the controversial decision to remove Helen Keller and Hillary Clinton from the history curriculum in Texas.
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Sep 12, 2018
Nike Hates America But Football is Back!!!
We discuss the return of football and how our fantasy teams are starting out, Nike making the controversial decision to make Colin Kaepernick the face of their new ad campaign, and celebrities are dropping like flies.
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Aug 29, 2018
Everything You Need to Know About Door-to-Door Salespeople, Part 2
We finish our discussion on door-to-door salespeople, discuss the passing of John McCain, and the best way to lose your NASA internship.
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Aug 22, 2018
Everything You Need to Know About Door-to-Door Salespeople, Part 1
We're drinking heavily this episode and discussing Nate turning 30, final parting words for MoviePass, how to deal with door-to-door salespeople and why people get into those jobs in the first place, and some drunken facts about the megalodon shark.
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Aug 15, 2018
Ghost Sex, Phantom Pregnancies, and Black James Bond
We get into a really weird discussion about a woman who has sex with ghosts and how phantom pregnancies work, the possibility of Idris Elba playing the first black James Bond, and a whole bunch of other random nonsense.
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Aug 8, 2018
The MoviePass Saga Continues and Has the Door Been Opened for Censorship?
We discuss the worst way ever to wash your car, the ongoing MoviePass saga, Alex Jones being deleted from social media and what that might signal for increased censorship in the future, and how Christopher Robin confused us on how Winnie the Pooh actually comes to life.
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Aug 1, 2018
The War on Straws and MoviePass is Sinking Faster Than the Titanic
We discuss the weirdest home intruder ever, what MoviePass has taught us about how not to run a business, the ridiculous criminalization of straws, and the latest Mission: Impossible.
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Jul 25, 2018
James Gunn is Twitter's Latest Victim, Thoughts on Being Naked, and the Dumbest Parenting Trend Ever
We discuss a naked gymgoer and the idea of being naked in general, Guardians of the Galaxy writer/director James Gunn getting fired over old tweets, and a new parenting trend known as raising "theybies" that is dumb dumb dumb.
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Jul 18, 2018
Papa John and Scarlett Johansson Quit Their Jobs Because People Are Bitches
We discuss Papa John being forced out of his position at his own company over a "racism" controversy, Scarlett Johansson being bullied into quitting her new movie over a "transphobia" controversy, and lessons we can learn about getting along from Mr. Rogers.
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Jul 11, 2018
Get Ready for the Next Civil War Everybody!
We discuss everything going on in culture leading us to believe that a civil war may be upon us, including Trump's pick for the Supreme Court, patriotic 4th of July activities, Big Brother, and some great new movies to check out.
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Jun 27, 2018
Right to Refuse Service Works Both Ways and Store Brand vs. Name Brand: What's the Difference?
We discuss the conservatives' chance to be snowflakes when Sarah Huckabee Sanders gets refused service at a restaurant, Florida AG Pam Bondi being harassed while trying to watch the Mr. Rogers movie, and try to figure out if there's really any difference between store brand and name brand products.
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Jun 20, 2018
Kids in Cages and Soldiers in Space
We discuss President Trump's amazing Space Force announcement, the controversial actions going on on that border, and what happened when we tried some of the new IHOb burgers.
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Jun 13, 2018
Gay Wedding Cakes, Roseanne and the Media's Double Standard, and IHOP Has Gone Crazy
We discuss IHOP's idiotic rebranding strategy, the Supreme Court's controversial decision in favor of a baker who refused to bake a cake for a gay wedding, Roseanne's racist tweet and the aftermath that shows the media might have a double standard, and review a slew of good and not so good new movies.
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May 30, 2018
Everybody Hates the NFL Again, Michael Jordan vs. LeBron James, and is Star Wars Fatigue a Thing?
An action packed episode! We discuss some hilarious lawsuits against McDonald's, Michael Jordan vs. LeBron James for NBA GOAT, an app that lets you watch people all over the world play video games, reaction to the NFL"s decision about kneeling during the national anthem, Solo, whether or not Star Wars fatigue might be setting in, and a random tangent on Batman.
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May 23, 2018
The Death of iTunes and the State of the Music Industry, and WTF is With Americans and the Royal Wedding?
It's our 100th episode! We discuss the crappiest first date story ever, try to figure out why Americans care about the Royal Wedding, the reported demise of iTunes and where the music industry goes from here, and why Deadpool 2 isn't quite as good as the first.
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May 16, 2018
Legalized Sports Betting and Assholes Killing Pitbulls
We discuss the idiocy that is getting consent from babies to change their diapers, the Supreme Court's decision regarding sports betting, and a disturbing new trend involving adopting pitbulls in order to kill them.
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May 9, 2018
RIP Boy Scouts and Why Cinco de Mayo is Really for White People
We discuss the Boy Scouts changing their name and letting girls join, the joy of Girl Scout cookies, made up holidays, and why Cinco de Mayo is only for white people.
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May 2, 2018
Infinity War and the Future of MoviePass with Special Guest Keith of The MoviePass Pod
This week we have a special guest, Keith from The MoviePass Pod, to discuss recent changes the company has made and what their plans might be for the future, as well as other movie related topics and of course the latest Avengers movie, Infinity War. We do get into some spoilers late in the episode, so if you haven't seen it yet definitely check out when we give the warning, or listen at your own risk.
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Apr 18, 2018
Mark Zuckerberg vs. The Old People
We discuss Mark Zuckerberg testifying in front of a congress full of old people who clearly don't know how the internet works, what kind of speech Facebook should and maybe shouldn't allow, and why winter refuses to GTFO already.
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Apr 11, 2018
Scientology is Wack, Y'all
We discuss a really dumb tip thief, the insane cult known as Scientology and Leah Remini's show trying to take them down, and some great new movies including the brilliant A Quiet Place.
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Apr 4, 2018
Condom Snorters, Terrible Reasons to Be Late for Work, Stoning Shooters, and Will David Hogg Please Just Go Away
We discuss a new trend among Tide Pod eaters that involves snorting condoms, some really weird excuses people have given for being late to work, the Pennsylvania school district arming students with buckets of rocks, and why David Hogg is a terrible face for the gun control fight and just needs to shut up already.
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Mar 21, 2018
School Sanctioned Protests, Epic Bar Fights, and Facebook Knows Our Darkest Secrets
We recap a crazy bar fight we dealt with at work, play a round of Adult Mad Libs, discuss why the recent student walkout protest may not have had the intended impact, and Facebook getting in trouble again for letting outsiders have our information.
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Mar 14, 2018
North Korea Tries to Be a Team Player and All the Reasons You'll Probably Get Divorced
We discuss a woman's really unfortunate drug trip, what might happen at President Trump's historic meeting with Kim Jong Un, several things that make you very likely to get divorced, and vigilante justice.
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Mar 7, 2018
Nobody Cares About the Oscars Anymore and We Watched The Shape of Water So You Don't Have To
We're all over the place today discussing ancient social media platforms (hello Xanga), random facts about the Titanic, why so many people have stopped caring about the Oscars, and the not-so-great Best Picture winner The Shape of Water.
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Feb 28, 2018
We're Living in Idiocracy and Vero Will Either Be the New Facebook or Google Plus
We discuss a woman's hilariously desperate attempt to hide her drugs from the cops, a new social media platform attempting to take over the world, the attempt to erase "man"from our vocabulary, and the general downfall of the English language.
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Feb 22, 2018
Lots of Guns and Black Panther
We're back from yet another (and hopefully final) hiatus! We discuss the most recent school shooting and why gun control might not be a bad thing, the mental health component, and racists trying to ruin Black Panther for everyone.
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Feb 7, 2018
Super Bowl Wrapup, Friendly vs. Flirting, and Jim Halpert: Hero or Villain?
We discuss the Super Bowl and some of our favorite ads, the character of Jim Halpert from "The Office" and whether or not he's actually a good guy, and the difference between flirting and being friendly.
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Jan 24, 2018
RIP US Government and Just Say No to Tide Pods
We discuss the government shutdown and all kinds of other government ridiculousness, the idiots eating tide pods, a couple of great new movies and one we're super embarrassed to have watched.
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Jan 17, 2018
Encouraging Fitness with Fitness Guru Kyle Franke
We bring on our buddy Kyle Franke to discuss his successful body transformation, tips for getting a healthy diet and workout routine started, maintaining your success, and more. Follow him on Instagram at beef_n_barbells for videos and general inspiration.
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Jan 10, 2018
Cell Phones are Worse Than Drugs
We discuss why some people prefer college football over the NFL, new research that explains just how addicted we are to cell phones and the potential dangers, and we might be a little obsessed with The Greatest Showman.
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Jan 3, 2018
Star Wars, Taxes, and People Afraid to Pump Their Own Gas
Welcome to 2018! We kick off the new year talking about people in Oregon afraid they'll have to start pumping their own gas for the first time, the new tax bill that is way better than some people have made it sound, and a bunch of new movies to get caught up on, including the surprisingly controversial new Star Wars flick.
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Dec 13, 2017
The Room is the Best Worst Movie Ever and Why Smart People Like Bad Movies
We discuss a study claiming that smart people enjoy bad movies, the best worst movie ever "The Room", it's crazy star/writer/director/producer Tommy Wiseau, and the new James Franco movie "The Disaster Artist," which chronicles how "The Room" came to be.
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Dec 6, 2017
Santa vs. Jesus and the Rise of the Digisexuals
We discuss Santa Claus and the differing views on raising your kids to believe in him, the trauma (or not) of finding out he doesn't exist, and the uprising of digisexuals, aka people who prefer to have sex with robots. Fun times!
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Nov 29, 2017
Say Yes to Life Unless Someone Wants to Eat Your Feet
We discuss a teacher who got busted doing coke in her classroom, a new movement trying to get people to say yes to everything, and why people seem to be growing up slower these days.
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Nov 22, 2017
Justice League Thoughts, Starbucks's Annual Holiday Cup Uproar, and Destroying Your Own Property is a Dumb Protest
We discuss the fact that Starbucks is apparently incapable of making a non-controversial holiday cup, people destroying their Keurig machines to protest the company pulling their ads from the Sean Hannity show, and how Justice League unsurprisingly failed us.
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Nov 15, 2017
Celebrities Don't Owe Us Apologies and Trump's Tweets Won't Start a Nuclear War
We discuss a really weird night out, a bit more of the avalanche of celebrity assault accusations and why we're so obsessed with famous people apologizing to us, and whether or not Trump's crazy tweets will actually have drastic results.
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Nov 8, 2017
Kevin Spacey Really Screwed Up and Disney is the Person You Hate Playing Monopoly With
We discuss people breaking their new $1000+ iPhones, Kevin Spacey's rapid downfall and whether or not it's ok to still support him and others with similar accusations, the early talks of Disney buying Fox, and a slew of new movies to check out.
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Nov 1, 2017
Nutscaping and NFL Drama Spreads to Houston
We discuss a baller new photography trend called nutscaping, Houston Texans owner Bob McNair majorly putting his foot in his mouth, Nate surviving an attempted carjacking, and a slew of new movies to check out.
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Oct 18, 2017
Banning Books and Why Won't Colin Kaepernick Just Go Away
We discuss some cops in Florida who really suck at their job, Colin Kaepernick being a crybaby and suing the NFL because no one wants him, the banning of To Kill a Mockingbird from a Mississippi school district, and censorship in general.
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Oct 11, 2017
We Didn't Get Shot in Vegas and Airport Nightmares
We recap our week in Vegas, including what we experienced during the shooting, some gambling tips, horrible experiences at the airport, and Dove's shocking inability to make a non racist ad.
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Oct 4, 2017
Tattoo Nightmares, Flat Earth Crazies, and ANTIFA is Coming for Us
We discuss a girl who might go blind from a bad eyeball tattoo job (yes the bare eyeball), rapper B.O.B. starting a Go Fund Me to send satellites and balloons into space to prove the Earth is flat, and the coming civil war that ANTIFA has promised us.
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Sep 27, 2017
NFL: Civil War
We discuss the NFL kneeling debacle, our newest obsession American Ninja Warrior, and kill a bug live on air.
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Sep 20, 2017
Should Tipping Be Required and Making Friends on the Internet
We discuss a woman who needs to get to a gun safety class ASAP, meeting online friends in the real world, the process of tipping and whether or not it should be done away with, and a new scary clown movie you might've heard about.
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Sep 13, 2017
A Dreamer's Nightmare and Elizabeth Olsen is Our New Crush
We discuss our disastrous first week of the fantasy football season, the controversy over President Trump repealing DACA, and two movies starring our new bae Elizabeth Olsen.
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Sep 6, 2017
Choose Your Own Grade Classes, Blue is Not a Flavor, and Everybody Hates Joel Osteen
We discuss some really dumb reactions to Hurricane Harvey, including the hate Joel Osteen has gotten for not immediately opening his church for refugees, a college professor that lets his students choose their own grades, and the fact that despite popular opinion, blue is not a flavor.
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Aug 30, 2017
Texas is the New Atlantis, Murder vs. Self Defense, and Movie Pass is Da Bomb
We get into a whole smorgasbord of topics including the McGregor/Mayweather fight, our fantasy football draft, Hurricane Harvey hitting Texas, the case of a teenager killing his mom's abusive boyfriend in self defense being charged with manslaughter, the greatest subscription of all time Movie Pass, the hilarious new movie Logan Lucky, and Taylor Swift's abominable new song.
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Aug 23, 2017
More on Racism, Confederate Statues, and Getting Scared By Horror Movies
We continue our conversation about racism and whether or not taking down confederate monuments is a good idea, an interesting Charlottesville documentary on HBO, the new Annabelle movie and what exactly it means to be scared by a movie, and Ashley Judd being dumb and taking feminism way too far.
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Aug 16, 2017
Disney Gives Netflix the Finger and Nazis Gone Wild
We talk about Disney's decision to pull their stuff off Netflix and start their own streaming service, the crazy white supremacists in Charlottesville, the right and wrong way to have a Facebook debate, and the comedic genius of Chris D'Elia.
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Aug 9, 2017
Affirmative Action and Tips for Not Dying on the River
We discuss the investigation into affirmative action on college campuses and possible alternatives, some dummies who got stranded during a river float, the best river beers, and men too can enjoy the hilarity of Girls Trip.
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Aug 2, 2017
Dying on Carnival Rides and the Trans Military Ban
We discuss some more fake news floating around the internet, people dying on carnival rides, Trump's ban on transgendered people in the military, and Christopher Nolan's latest masterpiece Dunkirk.
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Jul 26, 2017
Pokemon No, Journalism is Dead and Fake News is Real
We discuss the barrage of clickbait and fake news we've seen online lately, a Pokemon Go festival (yes that exists) with connectivity issues, someone who doesn't know how to order pizza, and a couple of great new movies.
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Jul 19, 2017
Net Neutrality, Technology Addiction, and Everybody Hates the Casting for Everything
We discuss net neutrality and our addiction to technology, what a world without internet porn might look like, and upcoming movies with casting choices that have unreasonable people in an uproar.
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Jul 12, 2017
Travel Bans, Killer News Crews, and the Mysterious Dark Web
We discuss a crap ton of stuff including the collapse of the Chicago Cubs, a news crew that watched a man get eaten by an alligator, California's hypocritical travel ban, the latest Spider-Man reboot, and the the 96% of the internet we can't access known as the dark web.
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Jul 5, 2017
Chris Christie's Beach Day, Baby Driver, and Asian Food All Tastes the Same
We discuss New Jersey governor Chris Christie taking advantage of a closed beach during a government shutdown, trying to figure out how different types of Asian food are different, and whether Baby Driver is actually the holy grail of cinema that so many people seem to think it is. We also promote the release of Nate's first single "Best I Can" out July 7!
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Jun 28, 2017
Running Over Protestors, Lindsay Ell vs. Country Radio, and We Love Sharks and Mandy Moore
We discuss protestors blocking roads and a new law that protects drivers who hit them, the Westboro Baptist Church, country artist Lindsay Ell being blackballed for dating radio personality Bobby Bones, how weird it is to see your parents cry, and poor Mandy Moore being attacked by sharks.
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Jun 21, 2017
Death by Text Message and Crazy Conspiracy Theorists
We discuss fist fights on the highway, the chick that talked her boyfriend into killing himself, and crazy conspiracy theorist Alex Jones, who believes the Sandy Hook shooting was a giant hoax.
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Jun 14, 2017
RIP Hockey Season, Political Equality, and Big Brother is Watching Us
We discuss the end of hockey season, our first Libertarian meeting and some issues the party is facing in local government, creepy internet ads, and the new Mummy movie.
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Jun 7, 2017
The Covfefe Conspiracy and Kathy Griffin is a Big Dumb Ginger
We discuss Kathy Griffin's epic fail, the national confusion over covfefe, a confusing pregnant man situation, and DC making a big comeback with Wonder Woman.
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May 31, 2017
Wonder Woman Ladies Night and Natural Segregation
We discuss the backlash over the "women only" screenings of Wonder Woman, our tendency to naturally segregate, movie studios fighting back against movie critics, and more nonsense.
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May 24, 2017
VP Walkouts and Those Godawful Male Rompers
We discuss these godawful male rompers, the walkout during VP Pence's commencement speech at Notre Dame, some controversial new laws in Texas, and Nate Dawg's political aspirations.
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May 17, 2017
Lunch Shaming, Fidget Spinners, and We're Too Old for Bar Hopping
We recap our exhausting trip to Texas, talk about kids being shamed for not having lunch money, the fidget spinner takeover, and why politics had nothing to do with the cancellation of Last Man Standing.
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May 10, 2017
Healthcare Hubbub, McDonald's Orange Soda Scandal, and Racism is Funny But Not Cool
We talk about the uproar over the proposed new healthcare bill, racism and "colored people" vs. "people of color," McDonald's getting rid of a previously thought to be unpopular drink option, and Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 and Baby Groot being the cutest thing ever. Come join the fun!
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May 3, 2017
Fyre Fest Goes Up in Flames and Special Guest Mike Stahl
We take the show on the road for the first time to record at our buddy Mike Stahl's house and talk to him about a music festival that went horribly awry, as well as stories about being on tour and his photography business.
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Apr 26, 2017
Can Suicide Be Funny and Hot Chocolate Jokes Are Not Sexual Harassment
It's our one year anniversary! We discuss the case of Aaron Hernandez that has unfolded like a soap opera, whether or not suicide jokes are ok, Bill O'Reilly's sexual harassment suits and people who need to learn how to take a joke.
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Apr 19, 2017
United Airlines Chinese Takeout, the Facebook Killer, and Condoms for Eternity
We discuss the United Airlines debacle, the Facebook Killer (found dead since recording), Easter church posers, Nate trying to create a new dictionary, and host of other nonsense.
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Apr 12, 2017
Bombs Away, Pyramid Schemes, and Drunken Life Advice
We discuss the Syrian bombing and all the crazies crying World War III, pyramid schemes and misleading job posts, and some career updates in both of our lives.
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Apr 5, 2017
Baseball is Back and Penises Invading Women's Sports
We celebrate the return of baseball season and discuss transgender women taking over records in women's sports.
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Mar 29, 2017
Go Go Power Rangers, Cross-Eyed Penis Mutilators, and Undereducated Christians
We run down an eventful week in the world of dumbasses, a chick who cut off a guy's penis for not making eye contact with her during sex, whether or not Christians lack education, and the badass new Power Rangers movie.
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Mar 22, 2017
Beauty & the Beast, Drunk Shopping, and Trump Slashes Prices Better Than Wal Mart
We discuss a Target location that will allow liquor consumption on the premises, Trump's new budget that has everyone in a tizzy, and review the Beauty & the Beast remake you might've heard about.
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Mar 15, 2017
A Teacher, a Food Bank Director, and Two Assholes Walk into a Bar
We welcome our friends Holly and Katie to the studio and talk about everything from volunteering at food banks to bar fights, as well as the awesomeness that is Logan and Hugh Jackman.
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Mar 8, 2017
Gay or Not Gay and White Girls Be Crazy
We discuss the backlash over a potential gay character in the new Beauty and the Beast, what we would do with our own private island, the new horror movie Get Out, and a bunch of other random nonsense.
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Mar 1, 2017
RIP Bill Paxton, Fake News, and Dissecting British Slang
We're back live, discussing Trump banning certain news outlets from the White House, fond memories of Bill Paxton, and the British slang Nate has been learning from his new friend.
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Feb 22, 2017
A Day Without Immigrants, Professional Clothes Hangers, and Keanu Reeves Kicks Ass
We discuss the Day Without Immigrants protest, a poor guy who's only professional skill is hanging clothes, John Wick 2, and how much of a badass Keanu Reeves is.
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Feb 15, 2017
Milo Yiannopoulos, Hate Speech, Betsy DeVos and Why Public School Sucks
We discuss the controversial conservative Milo Yiannopoulos and what hate speech actually means, the new Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos, our experience with public school, and why people should was their damn hands.
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Feb 8, 2017
We Go Live and it's a Trainwreck But Also Lots of Fun
We go live on Facebook for the first time and are drunk, drunk drunk. In the midst of the chaos we manage to work in a discussion about the Super Bowl and a review of A Dog's Purpose. If you enjoy drunk people making fools of themselves, this is the episode for you. You can also play along at home! Take a drink every time Dustin says "I'm drunk" and "I did a lot of shots," or Nate talks about his arms or how good looking he is, and you'll be on the floor in no time.
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Feb 1, 2017
Dog Lives Matter and Doing Shots with Your Idol
We discuss the controversy surrounding the movie "A Dog's Purpose," getting to hang out with one of our favorite radio personalities, Lunchbox from the Bobby Bones Show, and M. Night Shyamalan's big comeback movie "Split."
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Jan 25, 2017
Breaking Starbucks Windows, Women Marching, and Other Inaugural Nonsense
We discuss Trump's inauguration and the ensuing insanity, some early Super Bowl predictions, and the lifesucking hellhole that is the DMV.
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Jan 18, 2017
RIP Dallas Cowboys, Pre-Inauguration Talk, Werewolves vs. Vampires, and Should Prostitution Be Legal?
We discuss the end of the Dallas Cowboys season, the upcoming inauguration of Donald Trump, the shutdown of Backpage's adult section and whether prostitution should be legalized, and the latest Underworld movie.
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Jan 11, 2017
Sinbad, the Mandela Effect, and Chris Pratt's Butt
We get into Sinbad and the Mandela Effect, Nate's first photoshoot, the ethical dilemma in the movie Passengers (SPOILER ALERT BTW), Chris Pratt's badassery, how celebrities should treat annoying fans, and what happens when Popeye's runs out of chicken.
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Jan 4, 2017
Christmas Festivities and Ringing in the New Year
We're back from the holidays with the first episode of 2017! We discuss our Christmas activities, the ups and downs of 2016, what's to come in 2017, and what happens when your parents stumble across your heathen podcast. Also, Nate is dying. Grab a drink and come hang out!
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Dec 21, 2016
Rogue One, Offensive Christmas Sweaters, and Russia Being Russia
We discuss the latest Star Wars movie, the latest way Target is offending people, and the allegations of Russia hacking the election for Trump.
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Dec 14, 2016
Don't Kill Babies and Don't Leave Your Mic on While You Pee
We play hot topics and discuss Ohio's new heartbeat bill, a couple of new Christmas movies, and politicians who can't remember to turn their mic off while they pee.
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Dec 7, 2016
Costco Evacuation, Getting Some Strange, and Getting in the Christmas Spirit Star Wars Style
We discuss our baller new Christmas decorations, Nate's experience being evacuated from Costco, Doctor Strange, and seeing Craig Robinson live.
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Nov 30, 2016
Fake Chipotle Calories and Thanksgiving PJ's
We discuss our amazing lazy Thanksgiving, some Black Friday weekend idiots, Chipotle's class action calorie lawsuit, and the movies and TV shows we've been catching up on.
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Nov 23, 2016
Reboots, Remakes, and How Not to Be a Holiday Shopping Asshole
We discuss our best advice on how to handle the holiday shopping season, the onslaught of movie and TV reboots/remakes, and the greatest (and mostly not gay) Broadway musical ever.
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Nov 16, 2016
So That Was a Crazy Election Right?
We unpack the craziness of the recent election and offer our hopes for the future in our own special way.
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Nov 9, 2016
Cubs Unite America for a Day, Tracking Poops, and Lots of Inappropriate Words
We talk about all kinds of randomness including the World Series, an app that tracks where you've pooped, YouTube goodness, and Nate learns what fapping is.
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Nov 2, 2016
Texas Vacation, Gross Belly Buttons and Final Election Thoughts
And we're back! Live from our brand new studio, we discuss the good, the bad and the ugly of our trip to Texas, our final thoughts on the most ridiculous election ever, and Nate's weird belly button issues.
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Oct 19, 2016
Ken Bone is the New Harambe and Neither of Us Could Ever Run for President
We discuss a bunch of random nonsense including a bizarre Go Fund Me page, debate star Ken Bone, and why we'd never be able to run for president, and talk to our favorite drunk dial victim Kyle Franke.
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Oct 12, 2016
More Debate Shenanigans, When Clowns Attack, and FNL 4 Life
We discuss the second "presidential" debate, the crazy clowns popping up all over the country, and the 10th anniversary of the greatest TV show of all time, Friday Night Lights.
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Oct 5, 2016
Nate's Going Full Musician and Presidential Debate Circus Round 1
We discuss the ridiculous first presidential debate, getting Nate's music career going, car troubles, and the new The Magnificent 7 remake.
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Sep 28, 2016
Everyone is Equally Unimportant and Don't Be a Costco Fatty
We discuss the woman who wants to be 1000 lbs by her 30th birthday, how we're both kinda sucking at fantasy football, the protests in Charlotte, and how fat people at Costco motivate us to stick to our fitness goals.
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Sep 21, 2016
Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Libertarianism with Special Guest Tim Martinez
This week have have special guest Tim Martinez, a national delegate for the Libertarian party, who goes in depth about the party's platform, Gary Johnson, and why it just makes friggin sense to be a Libertarian. We also give another fantasy football update (one of us is doing better than the other) and discuss the new movie Sully.
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Sep 14, 2016
New Whiskey, Drunk Dialing Take Two, and Adult Coloring Books WTF???
We try a baller new whiskey, give our first fantasy update of the season, discuss the weirdness that is adult coloring books, and do our second and much more successful drunk dial with our good buddy Kyle "The Beef" Franke.
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Sep 7, 2016
Brock Turner is a Douchebag, Marijuana is Worse Than Rape, and Cell Phones Are Melting Faces
We give our post draft fantasy update, discuss the Brock Turner rape case, the Samsung Note 7 recall, and safe spaces for crybaby college students.
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Aug 31, 2016
Un-American Football, Fantasy Football, and Aliens Are Better Than Zombies
We celebrate the start of football season by discussing Colin Kaepernick's unpatriotism and our fantasy football draft, do our best Michelle Obama impression by encouraging people to get healthy, and our boy Miles Teller's new movie War Dogs.
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Aug 24, 2016
Special Guest Keith Freeman, Lots of Booze, Followed By More Booze
We have our first guest, Keith Freeman, and chat about everything from his music to the time he saw a hobo poop in the grocery store. We also play a little "Where Are They Now" with 80s Christian superstar Carman and Stephen Baldwin, the lost Baldwin brother. Also we all get really drunk.
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Aug 17, 2016
Windy City Walking, Cheesy Beer, and Peeing on Jesus
Now broadcasting full time from Nashville, we discuss our trip to Chicago for Nate's birthday, the movie Sausage Party, and try out a new segment called Drunk Dialing.
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Aug 10, 2016
Internet Trolls Are Why We Can't Have Nice Gold Medals, Suicide Squad, and Why Movie Critics Are Useless
We discuss internet trolls whining about Americans getting Olympic gold medals in shooting, Suicide Squad, and why you shouldn't pay attention to movie critics.
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Aug 3, 2016
Picture IDs Are Racist and Getting Unfriended is a Rite of Passage
We discuss a cool new contest we're getting involved in, voter ID laws, and how much fun it is to get unfriended on Facebook.
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Jul 27, 2016
Plagiarism is Bad if You Get Caught, WWE Lawsuits, and How the Hell Do You Pronounce Encephalopathy?
We discuss the Melania Trump plagiarism debacle, the legitimacy of WWE and NFL head trauma lawsuits, who we would put in our celebrity entourage, and have a really hard time pronouncing some big words.
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Jul 20, 2016
High School Reunions, Classic Nintendo, and To Purge or Not to Purge
We discuss gym etiquette, whether high school reunions are still relevant, the upcoming release of the NES Classic Edition, and if the purge might not be such a bad idea after all.
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Jul 13, 2016
The Media Wants to Give You A.D.D. and Pokemon Fights Back Against Childhood Obesity
We discuss the recent police shootings and the media's reaction, the use of the c-word, and the latest Pokemon incarnation that is sweeping the nation for some reason.
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Jul 6, 2016
Cinemark Sues Sad People, New Movie Sum Up, and a Big Johnson
We discuss our attempt at morning workouts, Cinemark being kind of douchey and suing victims of the 2012 Aurora theater shooting, give an update on our main man Gary Johnson's rising poll numbers, and discuss some hot new summer movies.
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Jun 29, 2016
The Weakest Man in America, Independence Day: Mediocre and Texas Forever Motherf*ckers!
We hit double digits and discuss our love for memes, specifically those mocking the weakest man in America, the Brexit situation and whether Texas should follow suit, do our best to dissect the Independence Day sequel, and give a lecture on movie theater etiquette. Plus take a lot of drinks.
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Jun 22, 2016
The Gators Strike Back and Thank God We Don't Live in Philly
We discuss the gator attack in Orlando capping off a banner week for them, Philly's plan to rob citizens of their God given right to ingest copious amounts of sugar, and other ramblings from our drunken minds.
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Jun 15, 2016
Everyone and Their Mother is a Gun Expert Until the Next Story Comes Along
We jump on the bandwagon and discuss gun safety, as well as America's short attention span when it comes to news stories and their narcissistic need to make every tragedy about them. Also, Dustin spent the weekend at the ATX Festival in Austin and potentially got us our first celebrity fan.
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Jun 8, 2016
That Stupid Gorilla, What to Do When You're in Nashville, and the Greatest Bad TV Show Ever
We discuss the controversial gorilla shooting at the zoo, make suggestions for things to do around Nashville, and share our discovery of the greatest bad TV show in history.
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Jun 1, 2016
Trump, Liberty and Lots of Whiskey
On a very special political episode, we discuss why Donald Trump has been so successful, make our case for Libertarianism, and get decently drunk in the process.
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May 25, 2016
Porn is the New Crossfit and Our Bizarre Purge Fantasies
We discuss Pornhub's bangin new fitness app and go down a million rabbit trails including our ideas for dealing with the purge, Diet Snapple, and that time Dustin had a stalker.
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May 17, 2016
George Zimmerman is a Dick, We Fail at Using Large Words, and Self-Service Eats
We discuss George Zimmerman's ongoing quest to be the king of douches, what fast food establishments are doing to fight the minimum wage hike, FINALLY find a drinking game that works, and probably make our English teachers want to disown us.
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May 10, 2016
MILFs, GILFs and Civil War
We give a special Mother's Day shout out to our favorite MILFS (plus a very special GILF), discuss the Uber/Lyft mess going on in Texas, and proudly welcome Captain America to Team Libertarian. WARNING: While we generally avoid spoilers, we do discuss Captain America: Civil War in this episode, so if you haven't seen it and want to go in blind, proceed with caution.
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May 3, 2016
Boycotts are Dumb, Target is Dumber, Remaking Jumanji is Dumbest
We discuss the Target bathroom kerfuffle, bemoan the remaking of a childhood favorite, and fail epically at our first attempt at a drinking game.
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Apr 26, 2016
Harriet Tubman Takes Over and Why Having Babies is Stupid
We name our inaugural Dumbasses of the Week, contemplate Harriet Tubman's $20 bill takeover, discuss why having babies is stupid, and recommend some great and not great movies on Netflix.
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