Lime Gin Beer Tequila
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A comedy podcast about the queer experience. New episodes every other Friday.
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Mar 25, 2022
Sadie Hawkins Dance
The queers give you unsolicited advice about reentering the dating world. Additional talking points: thought languages, competitive crafts, and getting off on the wrong foot.
Thanks to The Taxpayers for the use of their song Everything is Awful!
Opinions? Corrections? Suggestions? Reach us at contact.lgbtpod@gmail.com!
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Feb 18, 2022
Stormé and Miss Major
Kes and Stacey tell the abridged life stories of Stormé DeLarverie and Miss Major Griffin-Gracy. Additional talking points: honey lube, flightless birds, and TGIF.
Content notice: police violence, racism, homophobia, transphobia.
Check out https://www.blackandpink.org/ and http://www.tgijp.org/.
Thanks to The Taxpayers for the use of their song Everything is Awful!
Opinions? Corrections? Suggestions? Reach us at contact.lgbtpod@gmail.com!
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Feb 4, 2022
Preferences
The queers set out to discuss the ethics of sexual preferences, and end up neck-deep in an existential swamp. Additional talking points: hide and seek, genital safety, and gatekeeping.
Content notice: transphobia, racism, fatphobia.
Thanks to The Taxpayers for the use of their song Everything is Awful!
Opinions? Corrections? Suggestions? Reach us at contact.lgbtpod@gmail.com!
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Jan 22, 2022
2022 Vibes
The queers regroup after the holigays to share their plans and predictions for 2022. Additional talking points: Feminist Jon, the fall of the PSL, and the rise of the merkin.
Content notice: alcohol use and sobriety, body image issues and weight
Thanks to The Taxpayers for the use of their song Everything is Awful!
Opinions? Corrections? Suggestions? Reach us at contact.lgbtpod@gmail.com!
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Jan 7, 2022
New Year’s Revolution
The queers celebrate the new year with a conversation about resolutions: do they actually suck? How can we make resolutions in a healthier way? Additional talking points: the movie 300, knitting circles, and unconventional Sorting Hats.
Thanks to The Taxpayers for the use of their song Everything is Awful!
Opinions? Corrections? Suggestions? Reach us at contact.lgbtpod@gmail.com!
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Dec 24, 2021
Duck on a Water’s Back
Continuing the healthcare theme, the queers chat with guest Velle about her experiences as a trans woman working in the medical field. Additional talking points: straight vs. het, cold reading, and whole entire asses.
Content notice: transphobia, gender dysphoria.
Thanks to The Taxpayers for the use of their song Everything is Awful!
Opinions? Corrections? Suggestions? Reach us at contact.lgbtpod@gmail.com!
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Dec 10, 2021
Impatients
The queers are joined by guest Andi to talk about the ways our identities and disabilities affect our experiences in the healthcare system. Additional talking points: giant tortoises, supervillain origins, and Alanis Morissette as God.
Content notice: ableism, transphobia, gender dysphoria.
Thanks to The Taxpayers for the use of their song Everything is Awful!
Opinions? Corrections? Suggestions? Reach us at contact.lgbtpod@gmail.com!
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Nov 26, 2021
Home for the Holigays
Stacey, Kes, and Hollis share their techniques for navigating thorny family gatherings. Additional talking points: Rocky Mountain oysters, conservative hippies, and IKEA meatball fairies.
Content notice: mentions of unhealthy substance use, disordered eating, and suicide.
If you’re in crisis, help is available. Visit AFSP.org for a list of 24/7 LGBTQIA+ crisis support hotlines (text, call, and chat options). We especially want to highlight Trans Lifeline, a trans-led hotline and microgrants nonprofit. Call (877) 565-8860 in the US or (877) 330-6366 in Canada to speak with a trans/nonbinary peer operator. Calls are anonymous, and they will never contact police or EMS without your consent.
Thanks to The Taxpayers for the use of their song Everything is Awful!
Opinions? Corrections? Suggestions? Reach us at contact.lgbtpod@gmail.com!
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Nov 12, 2021
Gatekeeping
Who gets to define the boundaries of the queer community? Why would you want to define them at all? Stacey, Kes, and Hollis unpack the complicated phenomenon of gatekeeping. Additional talking points: Urban Dictionary, ulcers, and uninformed assertations.
Thanks to The Taxpayers for the use of their song Everything is Awful!
Opinions? Corrections? Suggestions? Reach us at contact.lgbtpod@gmail.com!
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Oct 29, 2021
Gay Christmas
Halloween has a bit of a gay reputation — and as it turns out, that’s nothing new! Stacey, Kes, and Hollis delve into a century of costumes, queers, and cops. Additional talking points: Holland, straight couples’ costumes, and Rectal Ruthie.
Content notice: queer persecution by the police
Thanks to The Taxpayers for the use of their song Everything is Awful!
Opinions? Corrections? Suggestions? Reach us at contact.lgbtpod@gmail.com!
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Oct 15, 2021
Daddy Issues
The queers open up about their troubled relationships with their fathers, and speculate about why their experiences are all-too-common in the LGBT+ community. Additional talking points: metrosexuals, monoguous genders, and spiced rum pirates.
Content notice: discussion of emotional and physical abuse
Thanks to The Taxpayers for the use of their song Everything is Awful!
Opinions? Corrections? Suggestions? Reach us at contact.lgbtpod@gmail.com!
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Oct 1, 2021
W4M4M
The queers analyze homosexuality for the straight gaze in porn, erotica, and romantic fiction. Is it necessarily bad? Additional talking points: tardigrades; Decatur, Illinois; and the Coin of Smut.
Pardon our audio: we were adjusting to a new recording space. We really liked this topic so we hope you’re able to enjoy the episode anyway!
Thanks to The Taxpayers for the use of their song Everything is Awful!
Opinions? Corrections? Suggestions? Reach us at contact.lgbtpod@gmail.com!
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Sep 17, 2021
Queer Villainy
Ever wondered why your favorite film baddies seem a little…you know? Stacey, Kes, and Hollis discuss the legacy of the Hays code and reclaiming queer villainy. Additional talking points: blue eyeshadow, silky dressing gowns, and mid-atlantic accents.
Content notice: description of movie scene depicting transmisogynist assault, 15:39-20:03
Pardon our audio: we were adjusting to a new recording space. We really liked this topic so we hope you’re able to enjoy the episode anyway!
Thanks to The Taxpayers for the use of their song Everything is Awful!
Opinions? Corrections? Suggestions? Reach us at contact.lgbtpod@gmail.com!
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Jul 16, 2021
Queer Media
Join the queers for a mötley revüe of LGBTQ+ representation in recent-ish media. Additional talking points: urethra spiders, dom text, and the occasional rosé.
Content notice: alcohol consumption, queer tragedy
Thanks to The Taxpayers for the use of their song Everything is Awful!
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Jul 2, 2021
Queer Signaling
The queers discuss the joys and pitfalls of the implicit cues people use to project their LGBTQIA+ identities. Additional talking points: hernias, TikTok, and canasta.
Content notice: discussion of phalloplasty, birth, and surgery.
Big thanks to The Taxpayers for the use of their song Everything is Awful!
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Jun 18, 2021
Pride Parade
Whether it’s your first pride celebration or your fiftieth, the queers have 10-ish rules to help you stay safe and enjoy it to the fullest. Additional talking points: Pauly Shore, 96ing, and the alien centaur from Animorphs. Content notice: alcohol use; mentions of homophobia, transphobia, and racism. Big thanks to The Taxpayers for the use of their song Everything is Awful!
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Jun 4, 2021
Rainbow Capitalism
It's Pride month! The queers discuss the good, the bad, and the ugly of pride's commercialization.
Additional talking points: heinous merch, Barefoot wine, and Walt Disney's frozen head.
Content notice: homophobia, police violence
Big thanks to The Taxpayers for the use of their song Everything is Awful!
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May 21, 2021
Astrology
Why are the gays obsessed with their signs? Is it all bullshit? Would you care if it was? The queers discuss astrology's cultural and personal impact on the LGBT community.
Additional talking points: star-shaped drill bits, Fern Gully, and cannibal caves.
Content notice: alcohol use; mentions of racism, fatphobia, abortion, and menstruation.
Big thanks to The Taxpayers for the use of their song Everything is Awful!
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May 7, 2021
Neuroqueer
The queers take a deep dive into their weird gay brains for this episode about neurodivergence.
Additional talking points: murderous geese, raccoon musketeers, and bad ASMR.
Content notice: sobriety, mental illness, ableism
Big thanks to The Taxpayers for the use of their song Everything is Awful!
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Apr 23, 2021
Finding Our Yums
The queers chat with creator of the Finding My Yum podcast Geri Courtney-Austein about learning from her guests, expanding her sexual horizons, and developing better communication skills through kink.
Additional talking points: frenula, sex party performance anxiety, and a fainting disaster.
Content notice: sex and kink under the influence of alcohol
Check out our guest episode on Finding My Yum! "Erotic Fanfiction, Expressing Sexuality on Stage, and Identity - with LGBT Pod": https://spoti.fi/3tMe1Uy
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Apr 9, 2021
I Bite My Thumb at You
The queers discuss the best and worst questions to ask when someone comes out.
Additional talking points: Lisa Frank, a rebellious tortoise, and Bill Hader fantasies.
Content notice: homophobia, transphobia, misogyny, fictional murder
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Mar 26, 2021
Bisexualnism
The queers talk race, gender, and sexuality with Stacey's long-time pal, artist and educator Duane A. Campbell. Additional talking points: pronouns, PWIs, and emotional support brows.
Content notice: sex between teens and adults, racism, homophobia (incl. biphobia), transphobia
Big thanks to The Taxpayers for the use of their song Everything is Awful!
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Mar 12, 2021
Homosteading
The queers muse about interdependence and communal living. Additional talking points: cold takes, naughty parrots, and locally-sourced artisanal serotonin.
Content notice: racism, ableism
Big thanks to The Taxpayers for the use of their song Everything is Awful!
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Feb 26, 2021
Mercury in Gatorade
The queers interview extraordinary performer and top-notch person Mercury Stardust about gender and representation on the burlesque stage. Additional talking points: beauty armor, titty skittles, and AFAB drag. Content notice: transphobia, racism, misogyny, HRT Big thanks to The Taxpayers for the use of their song Everything is Awful!
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Feb 12, 2021
Fur Babies
The queers take a winding path through the wilderness of pets, parenting, and personhood. Additional talking points: AIM screen names, rabbits, and an attempted child abduction.
Content notice: death, pregnancy
Big thanks to The Taxpayers for the use of their song Everything is Awful!
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Jan 29, 2021
Body Modification
The queers talk tattoos, piercings, and feeling at home in our bodies with guest Bear Cunningham, awesome tattoo artist and generally dope human being. Additional talking points: dream catchers, Alan Hart, and a Prius on fire.
Content notice: transphobia, gender-affirming medical procedures
Big thanks to The Taxpayers for the use of their song Everything is Awful!
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Jan 15, 2021
Gay Witchcraft
It kind of seems like witches are gay. Are witches gay? The queers weigh in. Additional talking points: emotional luggage, dramatic ancestors, and telepathic moms.
Content notice: historical misogynistic violence, accounts of sleep paralysis
Big thanks to The Taxpayers for the use of their song Everything is Awful!
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Jan 1, 2021
Coming Out
In their very first episode, the queers discuss the fears, drama, ridiculous reactions, and emotional trauma behind sharing your identity with family and friends. Additional talking points: poisonous wine, horny pupae, and the bisexual tour de force that is The Mummy.
Content Notice: homophobia, transphobia.
Big thanks to The Taxpayers for the use of their song Everything is Awful!
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Dec 29, 2020
Trailer
Lime Gin Beer Tequila: A new comedy podcast about the queer experience. Start listening this Friday, January 1st. Visit limeginbeertequila.com for more details.
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