3-hour discussion of Andy Warhol's sexuality and its urgent ramifications for you and your family. Also response/review to recent Netflix Andy Warhol Diaries documentary series. Includes: Gossip about other Warhol critics. Judgmental statements. Also namechecked: James Joyce, Walter Benjamin (The Work of Art in the Age of Mechanical Reproduction), Roland Barthes (Mythologies), Einstein, Greta Garbo, Freud, Pop art, Popeye, Dick Tracy, waifus, R. Crumb, Furries, lycanthropes, vampirism, sadomasochism, voyeurism, Citizen Kane, Jorge Luis Borges, Basquiat, Ronald Reagan, AIDS.