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A bunch of idiots, drinking and talking about conspiracies.

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Fake Holidays with Ethan Embry!

HAPPY REX MANNING DAY!!! This week we're joined by the amazingly awesome Ethan Embry! Join us as we talk about Rex Manning Day, Festivus, Treat Yo Self Day, and the Great Glitter Conspiracy! Promo by Family Plot! Go find em... they're fabulous! Thank you again to Ethan, he put up with our drunken ramblings and was so fun to chat with! VIDEO AVAILABLE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL. Go subscribe or whatever. As always, if you're having a good time, head on over to wherever and leave us a review. If you're not, head on over to www.drunktheory.com and leave us a voice message about why we suck. If it's funny enough, we'll play it on the next episode. Rock On! I hope you like Blue Cheese...

Music Festivals: POO WATER INCLUDED!

Join us as we drunkenly discuss Fyre Fest and Woodstock 99! IF you're having a good time, rate/review, whatever. Head on over to www.drunktheory.com and leave us a message.. whatever.

Snake Bites, Giant Farts, and Elephant Grudges

Join us as we talk about some weirdo animal shenanigans, Andre the Giant, and an exclusive club for all the dudes you've shagged. Don't miss our upcoming LIVE thing, tickets available at www.moment.co/drunktheory Also, as always, if you're having a good time show us some love with a rating or whatever. Head on over to www.drunktheory.com for stuff, leave us a message. Eh.

Beans, Roses, and Matrix Spoons

This week we're going to the movies! Join us as we talk about Horror Movies based on real events! We've got an Exorcism, some Cannibals, and a couple of grifters. PROMO by Comedy Roundtable! We love those guys so much! Go check em out! We've also got BIG NEWS coming next week, so hang around to see what we're doing! Head on over to www.drunktheory.com to leave us a message. If you're having a good time leave us a review or whatever.

2022 Sh*t Show!

Join us for our End of the Year episode! This week we're talking about all the things that were awful in 2022. And also, stuff that was pretty cool. Find us, leave a review, send us a voice message via www.drunktheory.com, y'all know the drill. Stay tuned for a HUGE announcement! :) Doin' good things over here.

Hot Cockle Pudding....No Whammies!

We're BACK! Enjoy a short little "comeback episode"! Sorry for our slackness... we've been busy. This week we're talking all about Contests... We're glad to be back and we've got A LOT of cool stuff coming up, so be on the lookout for that, or whatever. If you're having a good time, drop us a review or whatever on (insert podcast place here)... Head on over to www.drunktheory.com for stuff... you can leave us a voice message. Follow us on all the social things, because that's what all the cool kids are doing.

The ”Shi**er’s Full” Crime Party!

Join us this week as we dive in to Bonnie & Clyde, The Dave Matthews Band, and the Donner Party. We've been gone for a while... hope the wait was worth it! :) Find us at www.drunktheory.com because we do stuff there, sometimes, I guess... Leave us a review or whatever. That's nice sometimes.

Nerd Sh*t, Creepy Pastas, and Eel Pie?

It's our 2 Year Podversary!!! Thank you to everyone who joined us and sent us messages! We're talking Creepy Pastas... and a bunch of other stuff. Video is available on our YouTube Channel! If you're having a good time, leave us a rating/review. If you're not, head on over to www.drunktheory.com and leave us a voice message about how bad we suck.

Baby Flair and the Itty Bitty Titty Committee

This week we're talking about sure-fire ways to screw up your kids! We've got the true meanings behind some popular Nursery Rhymes, the story of Georgia Tann, and some wild Tribal Rites of Passage! We're gearing up for our 50th episode/ 2 year Podversary, so head on over to www.drunktheorypodcast.com and leave us a voice message we can play on the show. PROMO: Ye Olde Crime Podcast - go find em. They're pretty cool.

Scammy McScammerson. Hashtag Hollywood.

This week we're talking about Love Scams! People are gullible. That's pretty much it. We've got a PROMO by NeatCast pod, and we announce the winners of our drawing... SPOILER ALERT... it's Doom Generation and Geek Graffiti! As always, if you're having a good time show us some love with a review... if you're having a bad time head on over to www.drunktheory.com and leave us a voice message! Our 50th episode/2 Year Extravaganza is coming up! Stay tuned for details or whatever about that!

Polybius, Hitmen, and Dark Web Games

This week we're joined by John Brooks from the 1999 Podcast talking about the myth of Polybius, as well as some other wild internet mysteries. Cicada 3301 and the Lake City Quiet Pills are on the agenda, folks! And they are BONKERS. We got sidetracked and planned our 50th episode extravaganza, so listen up for details on that! As always, if you're having a good time feel free to rate and review! If you're not having a good time, head on over to www.drunktheory.com and leave us a voice message to let us know why! You can find John on Twitter @ProbablyRealJB and be sure to check out his podcast!

Gorillas, Hand Jobs, and Incompetent Junkies

Join us this week as we talk all about Money! We've got monkeys, masks and airports lined up for some of the most outrageous cash-involving stories you've ever heard! Listen all the way through for details on our upcoming East Coast Tour, our inevitable trip to The Big Fish Town in Alabama, and Fyre Fest 2.0. If you're having fun, leave us a review or something. If you're not, leave us a voice message at www.drunktheory.com. Promo by Return to Oswald - check them out if you haven't already, and look out for their other shows as well!

Theater Tugs and Contract Thugs

Happy Rex Manning Day! We're bringing you some 90s nostalgia in the form of public nudity and unpronounceable names this week! Learn about Florida's seedy Adult Theater business and why Prince was once known as "not Prince anymore" but is now Prince again. Hear about The Podcast Bracket Challenge going on right now, courtesy of That Damn Podcast. Promo by Game For A Movie podcast As always, be sure to leave us a review if you're having a good time. Head on over to www.drunktheory.com if you're not and leave us a voice message. We might play it on an episode!

3 Culkins Total

This week we're talking about Nutty Astronauts and Black Metal Bad Boys! Ryan eats some Taco Bell and Kelli gets confused about the Culkin Family. Bruce Springsteen's butt makes an appearance and Mat joins in with some banter. Promos by Weird Distractions Podcast and Good F**king Brands. www.goodfuckingbrands.com As always, if you're having a good time leave us a review. Find us on all the socials and join us for shenanigans. www.drunktheory.com you can leave us a voice message... and if it's cool enough, we might play it in an episode!

Paranormal Cornflake Queen

Join us this week as we discuss Cereal, the Dodleston Messages, and the Queen! We learned that some cereal is gross, the Queen is definitely alive, and we're still on the fence about time travel. The video version is available on our YouTube. Subscribe if you haven't already! Don't forget to check out www.drunktheory.com for updates or whatever, maybe. Leave us a message if you want.

This week we're discussing Literary Conspiracies! Join us as we talk about The Necronomicon, OJ Simpson, and Joseph Smith. We got drunk, y'all.... so, we struggled to get through this one. If you're having a good time, leave us a review! Check out www.drunktheory.com to learn stuff, or whatever. If you're in Atlanta, GA Feb 25th - 27th, we'll be at Days of the Dead.. so stop by and say Hey! Promo by Assorted Goods Podcast.

Mummies, Clits, and Hammock Sh**s!

We're back this week! YAY! Welcome to our first episode of 2022! This week we're discussing Conspiracy based movie plots. We've got Mummies, Monkeys, and Virus Software comin' at ya! We're super excited to be back and can't wait to get back at it. Don't forget we'll be in Atlanta for Days of the Dead again in February, come say Hey! We'll have booze.... Promo by Nuzzle House (sorry for jacking up your name... I blame the alcohol) Also, stay until the end... we've got Jay's Rap by some very cool podcasters... you won't want to miss it! Thank you all again for listening! We love you!!!

For our last episode of the year we're talking about all the funny stuff that happened, all the amazing people we met, and all the awesome times we've had during our little podcast adventure! We've got a couple new stories, and Kelli finally makes it through Buttergate. There's also a super awesome moment at the very beginning that our long-time listeners with jump for joy about when they hear it! :) Special thanks to Dean from The Family Plot and the guys from Chatsmash for sending us messages. We love you all!! We've had an amazing year and we're excited for what next year is gonna bring. Thank you so much to everyone for listening! We'll be back in January with more shenanigans.

Ratings, Stunt Tits, Lettuce & Prohibition!

In honor of Mat's birthday, we're talking all about December this week! Elizabeth Bathory, Dead Santa, Bobo Dolls, Poisoned Booze?!?!? YEP! We've got a Promo by FMWL Pod. Go find them and give em a listen! We love them... and so will you! We're doing a 30 day contest, so follow us on Twitter for your chance at some cool stuff. We're also gearing up for an End of the Year episode so let us know what you'd like to hear more about, send us your questions, all that jazz. Email us at drunktheorypodcast@gmail.com or leave us a voice message at www.drunktheory.com AND... we'll be at Days of the Dead in Atlanta in February! SO COME SAY HELLO! As always, if you're having a good time make sure you show us some love with a review!

Entrapment, STDs and Airplanes!

This week we're talking about what happened the years we were born! Join us for the inside scoop on 1980, 1981, and 1988. Fake Arabs, Invisible Dot People, Cocaine Sharks? Yep! Promo by Tamara at the Break of Dawn. GO find her and show her some love. She's awesome. Don't forget to leave us a review or whatever, if you want. Visit www.drunktheory.com for stuff.

This week we're gettin' freaky with some outrageous science experiments! We've got Prison Balls, Turkey Faces, Stolen Brains and Two-Headed Dogs! We learn about the complexities of Dry Ice and remember that Spam is... a thing that exists. We're starting up season 2 of our Star Draft, so come on over and join our Public League "Drunk Theory 2021" to play with us. We've got a promo for The Oblivion Bar, so go find those guys and give 'em a listen. Don't forget we're always accepting Voice Messages on our website www.drunktheory.com ... so let us know what you think! If you're having a good time, swing on over to wherever you listen and leave us a review, or buy us a shot if you're feeling extra generous.

Mayonnaise Shoes and Bog Butter

This week we're talking all about Dairy Conspiracies! Thanks to our 5000th Twitter follower, we had a super fun topic this week. Join us as we talk about People Burgers, Butter, Miley Cyrus, and Government Milk! Promo by Not Before Coffee! Go find her, she's fabulous! Go to www.drunktheory.com for things and stuff.... leave us a voice message if you want.

35 (AKA Hot Battle Bacon)

Join us for our 35th official episode! This week we tackle conspiracies involving the number 35. Andy Kauffman, Chernobyl, Henry Lucas.... we've got it all. Promo by Why Whiskey podcast. Go find 'em and show 'em some love! Thank you all again for listening for our nonsense! We love you all! Find us everywhere... and check out www.drunktheory.com where you can leave us a voice message. Got something to say? We wanna hear it!

F**d Up Families!

This week we're talking about some of our favorite Dysfunctional Families. Join us as we talk about Britney Spears, New York Crime Families, Malcolm Wilkerson and Hank Hill. Promos by Scottish Murders Podcast and Not Again! Podcast. Listener Story by Chicago Tony V! Learn an interesting fact about ODB and take a stroll down memory lane as we talk about.... feet? As always, find us wherever you get your Podcasts. Subscribe, Rate, Review and all that jazz. www.drunktheory.com

This week we're talking all about conspiracies from Georgia! Hear about Altie the Sea Monster, Lake Lanier, the Georgia Guidestones, and the Coweta Murder. Haunted Margaritaville? YEP. We also revisit whale dicks, and talk about R.C. Cola's part in the apocalypse. We've got a promo for Paranormal Burrito... go find him. Follow him. Stalk all his shit. He's fabulous. AND.... we've got a contest! But you'll have to listen closely to figure it out! Don't forget to find us everywhere. Rate/Subscribe/Review, and all that jazz. And, if you insist on supporting us.... find us on Buy Me a Coffee.... where you can contribute booze.

Weird Al w/ Beer‘d Al Podcast!

This week we went LIVE with Lauren from Beer'd Al Podcast! Here's a semi-edited version... you can see the whole unedited video on our YouTube channel! Hear about the actual Weird Al / Elon Musk conspiracy. Learn about Bat Boy and the Weekly World News craze. Aluminum foil is good for eggos AND shadow people. Shout outs to some fellow podcasters and gearing up for Fantasy Football. You don't want to miss this one! Make sure to go find Beer'd Al Podcast! Subscribe, follow, etc... And keep an eye on our Twitter! We've got a contest coming up next episode!

This week we're joined by Rashad and Lite Brite from Blood & Firewater Podcast, talking all things witchy! Witch Doctors, Witch Hunters, the Vinegar Lady, Roots?!?!? We've got it all! Make sure to find Blood & Firewater wherever you get your podcasts and give them a follow! If you're having a good time with us make sure you leave us a review or drop us a message at www.drunktheory.com We'll be in Atlanta, GA for Days of the Dead August 27th - 29th, so stop by and say hello if you can! Promo for the Derek Duvall Show included... make sure to follow him as well!

Kelli is in Colorado this week.... so we decided to do an episode about all the freaky stuff that happens there! The Denver Spider Man, The Slide Rock Bolter, Cheesman Park.... Colorado is wild, y'all! If you're having a good time, make sure you show us some love by rating/subscribing/etc... We'll also be in Atlanta, GA for Days of the Dead August 27th - 29th, so stop by and say Hello if you're in the area! Promo by Microphones & Monsters included... make sure you go find them and follow them as well!

This week we're talking about Fairies, Changelings, and Pixies! We also get sidetracked with some very questionable movies... We're super glad to be back after our short hiatus... and we've got a ton of cool stuff coming up! Find us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram to keep up with our shenanigans! Big congrats to Booze and Spirits pod for winning our National Refreshment Day challenge, and to Chatsmash for winning our Get Gnarly contest! Make sure you go find them wherever you listen to your podcasts! This episode includes a promo for Hush Hush Society... make sure you go find them too!

Podversary Special w/ CHATSMASH and Joe Moe!

It's our PODVERSARY!!! We've got CHATSMASH! We've got Joe Moe! We're talking all about our Haunted Objects and a lot of other random stuff. VIDEO VERSION AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/c/DrunkTheoryPodcast Thank you all so much for putting up with us for a whole year. We're super excited to see what this next year brings! Be sure to find Chatsmash wherever you get your podcasts. Go find Joe as well. He's out there somewhere, being cool. ALSO, BIG NEWS: We'll be at Days of the Dead in Atlanta Aug. 27 - 29! Come by and say hello! We've got merch and a fun conspiracy game to play.... you don't want to miss it!

Music Conspiracies Part 2!

This week we're talking clones, dopplegangers, magical instruments, and the mysterious 27 Club! Make sure to check us out at www.drunktheory.com for stuff or whatever. If you like us, make sure you rate/review... and subscribe to all of our stuff. Here's the link to the AI 27 Club Lost Tapes: https://www.engadget.com/over-the-bridge-lost-tapes-of-the-27-club-223000315.html

Drunk Theory Promo

We finally got a promo!

Watergate Salad!

Well.... we're supposed to be talking about Presidential Conspiracies, but we end up with a bunch of movie quotes, some singing, some dick jokes, and a recipe for Watergate Salad. We tried. We really did. Head on over to www.drunktheory.com to find more of our shenanigans. If you're having a good time, rate and review. If you wanna buy us more alcohol there's a donate button that will take you to our "Buy Me A Coffee"!

This week we're talking all about FIRE conspiracies! Spontaneous Combustion, Fire Walking, the Sodder Children? We've got it all! We're coming in hot with our nonsense this week, but we may have actually solved the Spontaneous Combustion mystery. Head on over to www.drunktheory.com for the latest news and stuff. Find us on all the social medias... follow, subscribe, and if you're having a good time feel free to drop us a review!

Broadcast Conspiracies!

This week we're talking about Broadcast Conspiracies! We've got Number Stations, Channel 37, Max Headroom, and Tin Foil Hats! Don't forget to find us on all the social medias! Subscribe, follow, share! If you're having a good time, leave us a review! Head over to www.drunktheory.com for some stuff... And check us out on Youtube! Sometimes we post videos!

Royal Conspiracies!

This week we're talking about The Tower Princes, Charlie Chaplin, The Black Dinner, and King Tut... We also go off on a bunch of wild tangents about... well, everything! Don't forget to show us some love if you're enjoying our show.... rate, review, send us money... whatever... New Shot Glasses available at www.drunktheory.com

Music Conspiracies Part 1!

This week we've got Rashad from Blood & Firewater podcast with us talking about Music Conspiracies! Disclaimer: We got WAY too drunk and it was WAY too long... so we've decided to split it in 2 parts. This part will feature Rashad talking about Kurt Cobain and Kara talking about Tupac. Stay tuned for part 2, with Mat, Kelli and our friend Kim discussing John Lennon, Avril Lavigne, and Elvis! Be sure to find and follow Blood & Firewater! Go to www.drunktheory.com for all the latest news about.... us doing stuff? Enter our contests on all social media platforms... And make sure you rate/review us if you're enjoying our show!

Kennedy's Sandwich!

This week we're talking our favorite Kooky Conspiracies! Where is Josh? Who stole Kennedy's lunch? Is Avril Lavigne a clone? Join us for this super silly episode! We're also talking about our contests, going on all over the social medias! Enter to win a set of our shot glasses! www.drunktheory.com

Corporate Conspiracies!

This week we get silly with some crazy corporate conspiracies. Join us as we talk about Milli Vanilli, Chuck E Cheese, Mattress Firm, and a whole bunch of nonsense! Don't forget we've got contests galore! Be sure to follow all of our social media for details on how to enter! www.drunktheory.com is where you can find us, sign up for our newsletter, leave us a review, or buy us a shot to keep the party going!

This week we're talking about Deep Underground Military Bases! Dulce, New Mexico. Cheyenne Mountain. The Denver Airport. All of this is DUMB! We've included Promos from our friends at The Family Plot and Harpy Hour Podcast, so make sure to check them out! We've also got an Instagram contest going on for this one, if you listen carefully! Don't forget to head over to www.drunktheory.com to sign up for our newsletter! And if you're enjoying listening to us please take time to rate/review!

Haunted Objects with Joe Moe!

This week we're joined by our friend Joe Moe talking about haunted objects, horror movies, and eating dirt. As usual we get way off track but this one is a lot of fun! Don't forget to go to www.drunktheory.com and sign up for our newsletter and check out our YouTube page for the video version of this episode! Be sure to follow Joe Moe on all the socials as well... he's an amazing guy!

Flat Earth with David Weiss!

This week we've got David Weiss with us talking all about Flat Earth! Our Drinks are strong and our questions are stupid... and as usual, we're having a blast! You can see the video version of this episode on our YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCGmTzZXdcPl61V3UJBa9HQ Be sure to check out www.drunktheory.com and sign up for our newsletter. We've got some exciting things coming up that you don't want to miss! If you'd like to hear more from David, you can find him here: Flat Earth Sun & Moon Clock app https://qrco.de/bbizVA YouTube. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCz6s_ScG0PZThdwhKsUFSRw/videos FaceBook. https://www.facebook.com/TheFlatEarthPodcast 102 year old Ruth was taught the earth is flat in the 1920's: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Wt5qSwinIs&list=PLEzivhxtxgbv2hEBOrfkjHnRnpbH9hlXR&index

Whiskey and Unicorns!

This week we're joined by Steve Rudzinski, creator of CarousHELL! Join us as we talk about all his amazing movies... and a bunch of other random stuff. Find him, follow him, support him. He's our new favorite dude. Also be sure to check out www.drunktheory.com for our new shot glasses that are available now!

Out of This World! With Mark O'Connell

This week we're joined by the amazing Mark O'Connell! We had a blast talking with him about his book, "The Close Encounters Man", his new show "UFO Witness" and all things alien! Be sure to check out www.drunktheory.com and sign up for our newsletter... send us your comments, or questions, and keep an eye out for Drunk Theory themed shot glasses we'll be posting soon!

Government Cover Ups

This week we dive into what really happened at Dyatlov Pass and the ridiculously cartoonish attempted hits on Fidel Castro! Be sure to check us out at www.drunktheory.com and sign up for.... news from us... maybe?

End of the World!

The Seekers, Mayan Calendar 2012, Y2K shenanigans?!?! This week we're joined by Dean from The Family Plot as we discuss the End of the World! Join us as we ponder "What the actual fuck?"

Religious Practices!

This week we dive into Voodoo, Exorcisms, and a little bit of Snake Handling! We're also sponsored by The StarDraft for this episode... so head on over and sign up! Play with us in our Public League... and you could win a fabulous prize from us! :) thestardraft.com/drunk

Big Foot? Chupacabra? Mothman? Do they exist? Where are all the dead elephants? Why was Richard Gere in that terrible movie? Did Cornelius ever become a Dentist??? Join us as we try to figure it out!

Krampus, Leap Day, Guy Fawkes?!?! Who the fuck is Sadie Hawkins? This week we're drinking Red Headed Sluts, celebrating Kara's birthday, and gearing up for the holidays with a special Holiday episode.

Weather Conspiracies!

This week we've got Rashad from Blood & Firewater with us as we talk about Chemtrails, Super Volcanoes, HAARP, and Pierce Brosnan! Be sure to go listen to Blood & Firewater! Show them some love on all their social medias. Follow/Subscribe and all that jazz. And stay tuned for a few mini-episodes from all the different topics we got distracted by while trying to record this!

Movie Conspiracies!

Disney Dicks, Steve Guttenberg's Ghost Baby, Simpsons Future Predictions?!?! Join us as we talk about some of our favorite movie/tv conspiracies.

Medical Conspiracies!

Is Bill Gates the Devil? Does Fluoride cause Cancer? Can LSD make you tell the truth?

This week we've got Ryan and Allesha with us as we drunkenly discuss CULTS! Shia LaBeouf? Jared Leto? The Ant Hill Kids? WTF are we talking about?

Secret Societies!

The Illuminati, the Bilderberg meeting, the Free Masons... What's that all about??? Listen, as we drunkenly try to figure it out!

The Mandela Effect!

BerenstEin or BerenstAin? Shazam or Kazam? New Zealand... where the hell is that??? Join us, as we drunkenly figure it out!

Listen as we drunkenly discuss Time Travel!

Did we go to the Moon??

There's good arguments on both sides of this one.... unfortunately, none of our arguments are good. Or smart. But fuck it... this shit is fun as fuck!

Would You Help Hide A Body?

Our first episode did NOT go as planned! We went way off topic and ended up talking about hiding bodies.... so enjoy this while we try to figure out what the hell we're doing! We'll have a full episode where we actually stay on topic for you soon! ALSO... special thanks to Mat Graham AKA "ArtificialFear" for letting us use his awesome Unsolved Mysteries cover!

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