F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): BiRTHDAY GASM
Play • 1 hr 27 min

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality

On My Birthday, I am Born Again, BAPTiZED in the Holy Waters of the new Bonoboville pool. Capt’n Max built me a mini-pool on wheels; then we threw a mini-party around it. Bathing suit for the pool, then down to My Birthday Suit for the private festivities. Go Bonobos for Birthday Gasms—body, mind and soul—as well as soles (love those toegasms)!

Take the Love Train, F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich), Brothers and Sisters, Lovers and Sinners, and choo-choo through My Tunnel of Love, as we travel through birthdays, death days, orgies, orgasms, eargasms, Pride and the Bonobo Way + socialism and Thomas Piketty with a horny economics student. We also examine the My Pillow guy’s lunatic lust for the Former Guy’s pillow buns; how Queen Elizabeth colonized my birthday with a sword; the South Korean small penis humiliation movement; how some “influencers” are gaping a-- holes of narcissism; how sexual repression is turning many young men (and women) into ammosexual maniacs; how orgasms heal the sick, the suffering, the old, the young (but not too young), the bored and the horny. 

And #GoBonobos for Bacchanalia! When @TheateroftheVamp on IG asks, “Do you still do the wonderful debaucherous speakeasy I’ve seen?” I have to say no, unfortunately, no orgies in the Coronapocalypse, not even on my birthday. But I hold hope that we will be orgying again very soon! Meanwhile, if you too enjoy a “wonderful debaucherous speakeasy,” don’t miss our Post-Show Throwback: My AMAZING Birthday Bacchanal of 2017, when My Bday fell on a Saturday, and Bonoboville was filled with stars for a big Birthday-GASM bursting with eargasms, eyegasms, tastegasms, toegasms and very sexy, downright intoxicating smellgasms… 

Yes indeed, Brothers and Sisters, wake up and smell the sex!  Wish this show was scratch and sniff…  Check it out along with all the other stuff we can’t show you on Youtube: https://drsusanblock. com/fdr-birthday-gasm

Blessed be the horny, for we are the life force of Eros on Earth.

Amen and Awomen.

Need to talk privately? Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497.

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