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Dave & Darren’s Top Five Things
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Dave and Darren present the Top Five Things (You Need To Know) from our morning show on Planet 93.9
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Mar 8, 2024
Who Wants Hot Dogs?
This review features a history of The Weinermobile, nude bowling and product placement in a galaxy far, far way.
50 min
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Mar 1, 2024
A Chocolate Fantasy Like Never Before
A real life Willy Wonka experience somehow ends up being more disappointing than the movie. A Florida man has 150 bugs removed from his nose.
48 min
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Feb 21, 2024
667:Head Transplant
David Cassidy is dead. Dave says he's done with the Olympics. There's no law against throwing live turkeys out of a plane. You'll be paying more for your Christmas tree this year.
44 min
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Feb 16, 2024
Sexy Build A Bear
This episode covers erotic teddy bears, matchstick replicas and a love story between a captive stingray and a Bamboo Shark.
46 min
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Feb 2, 2024
When's The Boss?
This week's Top Five Things features and exciting new wedding trend, disco bathrooms and our sci-fi flavored pitch for the upcoming Who's The Boss? reboot.
59 min
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Jan 23, 2024
The Secret Show
A new comedy club opened up at someone's house and know one's allowed to know where it is. Until they are. We also revisit some unpopular opinions.
59 min
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Jan 16, 2024
Kitchen Treasure Hunter
Some men dream of gold buried deep beneath their kitchen floor. More often than not, it doesn't end well.
51 min
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Dec 20, 2023
The Underwater Sneeze
Why are the people at Carnival Cruises such buzzkills? Do vets need sleds? How important is proofreading the note you hand a teller during a bank robbery? We'll answer all these questions and more!
52 min
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Dec 8, 2023
The Christmas Possum
This episode of Top Five Things features the world's largest collection of Titanic on VHS cassettes, a stowaway possum, a chopsticks assault and some more unpopular opinions.
50 min
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Dec 1, 2023
Who Touched Darren’s Num-Nums?
This episode features appearances from Florida Man, Florida Woman and a streaker at Disney's "It's A Small World After All" Ride in...California. We were SO close to the Florida trifecta this week!
43 min
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Nov 22, 2023
Make Your Own Dentures
On this episode we learn about self-dentistry, a terrible first date and chat with filmmakers Scott Beck and Bryan Woods about the opening of Davenport's The Last Picture House.
1 hr 14 min
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Nov 10, 2023
Bring Out The Olives!
Do we have to close the beaches in Wisconsin? Dave & Darren discover a viral video that's more than 20 years old. Is Disneyland the happiest or crappiest place on Earth?
56 min
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Nov 3, 2023
John Cleese
This week's Top 5 Things gives you early access (we'll air it on Monday) to our interview with the legendary John Cleese. John is in town at The Adler Theater next Friday (11/10).
44 min
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Oct 27, 2023
Touched By An Alien
This episode features a dangerous seafood delicacy, fine oil paintings and an Academy Award winner's close encounter of the third kind. Pardon the pun.
50 min
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Oct 20, 2023
What A Doll!
This episode features stories about bears, Teddy Bears and Gummi Bears. If that sounds enchanting to you, we're guessing this is your first time listening to our Top Five Things Podcast.
42 min
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Oct 13, 2023
What An Interesting Necklace!
This week's Top 5 Things features the legend of Stoneman Willie, an Iowa woman with a unique fashion sense and a heretofore unknown use for a hair dryer. Please enjoy!
38 min
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Oct 6, 2023
Cowboy Ringo
This week we learn how Darren became a haberdasher to a Beatle and Dave learns about the human computers that used to work at Aldi.
1 hr 5 min
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Sep 29, 2023
Surrounded By Bears
Which of these scenarios is more believable: Pauly Shore starring in a Richard Simmons in a biopic OR deer falling from the sky?
54 min
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Sep 22, 2023
What A Jet Crash Really Sounds Like
This episode features a remarkable audio recreation of a F-35 crash, unpopular opinions and scientists using AI to talk to chickens.
1 hr 5 min
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Sep 18, 2023
Everybody Was Kangaroo Fighting
They're closing the beaches in Texas. The Brady Bunch house might be a historic money pit. A marching band director reluctantly tells his kids to stop playing after being tased, bro.
53 min
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Sep 8, 2023
A Walk To London
Hamster wheel voyages, gender reveal plane crashes and a real life Barbie Oppenheimer? What a week this was! Don't forget the invite code for our Cover5 is DD2023.
50 min
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Sep 1, 2023
Backyard Volleyball Gambling
This week's show features a crackdown on a backyard volleyball gambling operation, Darren's drive-thru fender bender and an important warning about emu ownership.
53 min
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Aug 25, 2023
Bear Spray And The Electric Gilligan
This week we chronicle the struggle of a man who doesn't really like tacos, a Florida woman who claims she confused bear spray with hand sanitizer and a sunflower farm that's had enough of random nudity.
51 min
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Aug 18, 2023
Listen Like Cake Thieves
People share the exact moment when they knew their relationships were over. A Florida woman is branded a CAKE THIEF. Dave gets a White Sox Captain's Hat (thanks, Jason!). A weirdo wants permission to spit in the sink.
52 min
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Aug 11, 2023
The Hawk And The Snake
A snake battles a hawk on an unsuspecting woman's arm. Wendy's is introducing a new Frosty flavor. A hike through the woods is no walk in the park.
46 min
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Aug 4, 2023
Spank Goes To The Fair
Spank The Joke Telling Monkey Puppet joins us to promote his appearances at the Fair. We learn all about ghost employees and play a round of "Who Is More Florida?".
47 min
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Jul 28, 2023
Ghost Divorce
This week's review features a ghost divorce, a male gorilla giving birth and a shark all hopped up on cocaine.
58 min
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Jul 21, 2023
Take Your Monkey To Lunch Day
It's Take Your Monkey To Lunch Day, so Spank stops by to plug an upcoming appearance. We review advice columns and consider taking up Pickleball (everyone else is doing it, why shouldn't we?).
54 min
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Jul 13, 2023
Malibu Barbie
We try to wrap our heads around all the Oppenheimer and Barbie hype, explore graduation rituals around the world and celebrate a young man's first ever Mountain Dew can thumb punch.
45 min
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Jun 29, 2023
GET HIM!
This Dave & Darren review features emotional support creepy dolls, renegade swamp sharks and a passionate argument against blue jeans.
1 hr 1 min
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