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Dave and Darren present the Top Five Things (You Need To Know) from our morning show on Planet 93.9
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My Skin Is Glowing
Is an Everything Shower anything like and Everything Bagel? It's not. Is it more fun than a hot tub session that ends with a mountain lion attacking your head? It is! Probably.
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Mar 10, 2023
This Is The Way
In this installment of The Top Five Things, we learn more than ever wanted to about Barbie's dad. Someone thought Sunny D Hard Seltzer was a good idea. Plus, we talk with The Armorer (Emily Swallow) from Disney+'s "The Mandalorian".
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Mar 3, 2023
The Adventures of Vegas Cat
A missing cat is found inside a Las Vegas hotel room. Someone threatened to blow up the Hollywood sign. Reggie is up to his old tricks!
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Feb 25, 2023
A Snow Day & The Great Chip Caper
Nothing quite matches the excitement of a teenager learning about a snow day. A new underwhelming Chick-Fil-A record is established. Eggs are to blame for a boxer's failed doping test.
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Feb 22, 2023
So You Guys Wanna Get A Dog
This edition features a fatal gator attack, field tests and a family that may or may not be ready for the commitments of dog ownership.
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Feb 19, 2023
Like A Dolls Eyes
The thing about a discarded sex doll you find in a creek is it's got lifeless eyes. black eyes, like a doll's eyes. Here's the first Top Five Things from our new studios on Brady Street.
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Feb 8, 2023
The Cracker Barrel I Do
Love means never having to say you're sorry for asking someone to marry you at a Cracker Barrel for a chance to get free food.
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Feb 3, 2023
The Family Stallone
Sylvester Stallone's family will star in a new reality TV show. A monkey's seemingly miraculous birth has a logical explanation.
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Feb 1, 2023
Invite Them To The Party
This episode has stolen monkeys, pizza lawsuits and an "impressive" shark attack.
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Jan 27, 2023
Deer Stand Trap Door
We've got a Florida story involving a Slim Jim related assault and a Michigan story with a trap door! Also a get rich relatively quick scheme involving mermaids. Enjoy!
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Jan 25, 2023
Minnesota Slots
Who could have guessed using TikTok to launder money for online gambling or using your position as a lunch lady to sell edibles to high schoolers was a bad idea?
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Jan 20, 2023
Nothing Runs Like A Deere
Today's recap features murderous cows, a runaway tractor and storm clouds with a personal vendetta against a park ranger.
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Jan 18, 2023
I Once Got Busy In A Burger King Bathroom
Are the Sun and the Moon the same thing? Why is Humpty Dumpty always an egg? Which way is left?
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Jan 13, 2023
Hottdoggers And Peanutters
Would you rather drive around America in a giant hot dog or peanut? It turns out there's something to the old sitcom trope of doppelgangers. Dave still dreams of taking up metal detecting in retirement.
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Jan 10, 2023
To The Wet Lab!
Missouri police are looking for volunteer day drinkers. There was no tailgating allowed at the National Championship "Game".
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Jan 6, 2023
Year End Rear End Review
Our first review for 2023 includes ice beer, a randy walrus and a review of everything Americans got stuck up their butts in 2022.
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Dec 21, 2022
The Hoodie Bandit
Our final morning show review for 2022 includes a meet and greet gone wrong, new Christmas traditions to consider and a completely ineffective way to battle holiday depression. Cheers!
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Dec 16, 2022
Love Boat Bigfoot
Love! Exciting and new. Come aboard, Bigfoot's on the crew!
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Dec 14, 2022
A Level Nine Turtle
Get ready to meet a level nine turtle who thought he was a level four alligator and an Iowa dog who called the fire department.
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Dec 9, 2022
Scary Ghost Stories
You know that line in "Most Wonderful Time of the Year" about scary ghost stories? It turns out telling ghost stories around a fire used to be a big part of how people celebrated Christmas. In other news, tattooing your eyeball might sound like a good idea, but IS it?
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Dec 6, 2022
A Mistress For Christmas?
It's the most wonderful time of the year! This episode features timely holiday tips on keeping your Christmas tree hydrated and what to eat when you find yourself stranded in shark infested waters.
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Nov 29, 2022
Imaginary Ice Fishing
We've invented a new wintertime activity! It's far less risky than playing Monopoly with your family.
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Nov 22, 2022
Dave And Darren’s Rent A Bow
Giant five fingered teddy bears are the stuff of your worst Christmas nightmares. We're pleased to announce our new giant bow rental venture. Frosty The Snowman had demons, man.
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Nov 16, 2022
Hot For UPS
Apparently, our fellow Americans are hot and bothered over their delivery drivers. Demi Moore is newly single. Owls are back in the news.
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Nov 14, 2022
Bizarre Love Triangle
This review of our Planet 93.9 Morning Show includes a bizarre love triangle, fried chicken lawsuits and a good old fashion meat log assault.
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Nov 9, 2022
Tater Kegs
An absolute breakthrough in tater tot technology has us both very intrigued/hungry. A Quad Citian just shattered the world record for hand clapping.
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Nov 4, 2022
CornholeGate
This episode has details on a multi-million dollar meat heist, a scandal in the world of professional cornhole and an ingenious method to maximize your PTO next year.
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Nov 2, 2022
Was E.T. Real?
Drew Barrymore struggles with wine stains and coming to terms with a fake friend. Bobby and Cindy wander off and smuggle beans and franks to a runaway via flashlight.
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Oct 28, 2022
One Day At A Time
It turns out an exploding colon and being brought from the dead were just the beginning of bombshells from the new Matthew Perry memoir. Darren invents the McRib McMuffin.
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Oct 26, 2022
World Cup Walk
Sure, walking to Qatar SEEMS like a good idea...but IS it? And why are people taping their mouths shut before bedtime? And where's Grandma?!?
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