“Happy Mother’s Day to everyone! I don’t want to see any more pictures of your mom!” – Andrew
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Apple hasn’t come out with a GrayKey condom to protect your phone from law enforcement (yet), but a new patch coming in iOS 11.4 will render the lightening port useable only for charging.
The end is near(?) The US-North Korea summit will take place on June 12th in Singapore. A historic moment for sure – but will anything come of it?
Texas is late (as always) to the gay marriage party, so a teacher has been put on administrative leave after telling students about her future wife.
Android is adding new features aimed at decreasing time spent on mobile devices. I can haz feature to decrease student loan debt?’
And this week’s After Dark is a grab bag of topics!
Surprise Bitch! catches up with one our our favorite nEHbors to the north.
What tactics do we use to power through procrastination?
What are the most embarrassing moments we’ve ever had while dating? One of these stories involves a foot getting stuck in a toilet (no, really).