Introducing... the LANDY Show! Happy birthday to our favorite national tragedy. Where were you when Matt turned 16? Surprise, bitch! Can... can you hear us? We lament the end of the summer and all that makes life worth living. u say wot m8? this iphone is a wot? da fuq u mean there's too Go cut your teeth somewhere else, n00bs. Keep your filthy hands off Star Wars. Chocolate company Mars (M&Ms, Skittles, Twix) is STEPPIN UP to kill the climate change game. Well done. And here's why their involvement matters. Laura's feeling so fresh and so clean clean. In this week's After Dark: What are Millennials killing? Matt has a... comprehensive list. We don't LIKE this, we just have no other CHOICE. Long live bar soap.