We say goodbye to Kevin Spacey as he says goodbye to his career. The stomach-turning shooting in Texas has us grieving yet again. But we have reason to hope. Popular conservative Twitter accounts, like @Jenna_Abrams, have been outed as #FAKE. They were found to be created by the Russian government -- which isn't, by the way, only targeting conservatives. Papa John's goes apeshit and Amazon apparently doesn't consider the fact Americans have dogs??? Submarine-ing is a thing. A brave listener writes in to warn us of Andrew's treachery. And in After Dark: "It was enough to butter a bagel." Andrew regales us with a thoroughly unsavory tale about his genitals. Matt asks us a series of oddball questions that expose us for the idiots we are. Stairs are a challenge.