The Criminal Satirist
Nicole Janeen
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The Criminal Satirist is a true crime podcast bringing you brief stories of cults, murder, abuse, mayhem, all with a sprinkling of sarcasm.
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Jan 3, 2023
The Case of Ana Cardona
This is the Case of Ana Cardona, who was convicted for the murder of her 3 year son Lazaro Figueroa. The boy was beaten for approximately 18 months by his mother and with the help of her girlfriend at the time Olivia Gonzalez-Mendoza.
References:
Miami-Dade County Clerk of Court
Florida Department of Corrections
https://caselaw.findlaw.com/fl-supreme-court/1218870.html
https://www.floridasupremecourt.org/content/download/343819/file/01-1056_petition.pdf
https://www.casemine.com/judgement/us/591484fbadd7b049344bf63e
https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/florida-supreme-court-orders-new-trial-in-baby-lollipops-murder-case/1985208/
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Dec 20, 2022
The Case of Eric Pierson
This is the Case of Eric Pierson, two time convicted murder from Broward County, Florida.
References:
Broward County Clerk of Court
Davie Police Department
Florida Department of Corrections
https://www.thedailybeast.com/convicted-florida-murderer-eric-pierson-killed-single-mom-erika-verdecia-after-release-from-prison-police-say
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Dec 6, 2022
The Case of David Lowe and the Clark County Indiana Jail
This is the case against former Officer David Lowe, whom worked at the Clark County Indiana Jail. He has been charged and arrested for accepting a bribe of $1,000.00 from an inmate and providing the inmate with keys to other areas of the jail. A civil lawsuit was filed by 28 female inmates that allege that male inmates got into their pod and harassed, groped, and raped at least one victim.
References
Clark County, Indiana Criminal Court
https://www.whas11.com/article/news/local/indiana/women-claim-sexual-assault-clark-county-jail-file-lawsuit-sheriffs-office-indiana/417-fdaa5d45-b504-48de-8a84-57f509238975
https://www.courier-journal.com/story/news/local/indiana/2016/11/11/e-show-sparks-clark-county-jail-change/93639346/
https://www.wlky.com/article/60-days-in-comes-to-end-at-clark-county-jail/8280692#
https://lawandcrime.com/lawsuit/dozens-of-inmates-raped-assaulted-and-harassed-after-jailer-sold-male-prisoner-a-key-to-womens-wing-federal-lawsuit-claims/
https://s3.documentcloud.org/documents/22121595/doe-et-al-v-noel-et-al.pdf
https://www.newsandtribune.com/news/clark-county-corrections-officer-arrested-accused-of-providing-keys-to-inmates/article_4bdcdcd8-35bd-11ec-81c0-370f19a5875e.html
https://www.wdrb.com/news/clark-county-sheriff-releases-surveillance-video-refutes-claim-that-women-were-sexually-assaulted-inside-jail/article_0aadb80a-1dd3-11ed-a30f-fbe2c80781f7.html
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Nov 22, 2022
The Case of John Jonchuck
The Case of John Jonchuck, father of the victim Phoebe Jonchuck. Alleged to have mental health, anger issues, and possible substance abuse leads him to believe that his daughter is possessed, and murders her.
References:
Pinellas County Clerk of Court
St. Petersburg Police Department Arrest report
https://www.myflfamilies.com/childfatality/reports/2015-005865.pdf
https://www.dea.gov/factsheets/spice-k2-synthetic-marijuana
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Nov 8, 2022
The Case of the Mormon Church and the Indian Placement Program
This is a case regarding the Indian Placement Program that was orchestrated by the Latter Day Saints. This story detail two plaintiffs whom brought a civil lawsuit against the church and the LDS Family Services agency in regards to sexual abuse allegations.
References:
https://indiancountrytoday.com/archive/how-mormons-assimilated-native-children
https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/study/ensign/1976/07/keeping-pace/indian-placement-the-three-most-common-questions?lang=eng
https://knowhy.bookofmormoncentral.org/knowhy/who-are-the-lamanites
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2016/10/why-some-native-americans-are-suing-the-mormon-church/504944/
https://turtletalk.files.wordpress.com/2016/11/doc-40-memorandum-decision-and-order.pdf
https://turtletalk.files.wordpress.com/2016/06/doc03-1-navajo-amended-complaint.pdf
https://www.sltrib.com/news/2018/09/22/tribal-members-settle/
https://apps.rainn.org/policy/policy-crime-definitions.cfm?state=utah&group=7
http://www.tribal-institute.org/lists/SAWorkbook.htm#Part%203
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Oct 25, 2022
The Case of Pedro Bravo
This story is about the case of Pedro Bravo and his victim Christian Aguilar whom were once high school friends that sadly ended after Pedro found out that Christian was dating with his ex-girlfriend.
References:
Alachua County Clerk of Court
Gainesville Police Department
https://caselaw.findlaw.com/fl-district-court-of-appeal/1750771.html
https://www.theledger.com/story/news/2013/09/30/search-for-christian-aguilar-ended/8149430007/
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Oct 11, 2022
The Case of Tavon White and the Baltimore City Detention Center Scandal
In this Case, I will review the facts surrounding Tavon White whom was then commander of the Black Guerrilla Family (BGF) while locked up in the Baltimore City Detention Center. During his time there he was able to run the jail facilities with the help of guards and continue his criminal enterprise of drugs. All information was gathered from news articles and court documents.
References:
District Court of Maryland Indictment https://cdn.s3-media.wbal.com/Media/Archive/4a76cc93-415d-4c15-bbe0-573a7346f62e/original.pdf
https://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2021/08/03/live-demolition-of-the-baltimore-city-detention-center/
https://rollingout.com/2015/07/14/meet-4-female-prison-guards-impregnated-black-guerrilla-family-inmate-tavon-white/
https://www.justice.gov/usao-md/pr/five-correctional-officers-inmate-and-drug-supplier-plead-guilty-baltimore-jail
https://www.justice.gov/usao-md/pr/bgf-leader-tavon-white-sentenced-12-years-prison-baltimore-jail-racketeering-conspiracy
https://www.wbaltv.com/article/gang-leader-tavon-white-sentenced-in-baltimore-jail-scandal/7091754
https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2014/04/14/this-is-my-jail
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Sep 27, 2022
Case of Monique Osuna and Child Abuse
In the Case of Monique Osuna, I talk about the abuse and horrible treatment of her 9 year old stepson Emrik which led to his death. All information was gathered from new reports, police reports, court documents.
References:
Idaho Department of Corrections
Ada County District Court CR-01-20-35027
Katie Terhune, Nanny cameras captured abuse of Meridian boy at center of murder case, published by Ktvb7 news https://www.ktvb.com/article/news/crime/emrik-osuna-erik-monique-abuse-murder-meridian-boy-preliminary-hearing/277-9c03ecd5-c13f-423e-8d5d-c38db08f7689
https://lawandcrime.com/crime/he-was-an-inconvenience-idaho-woman-gets-life-in-prison-for-torturing-and-abusing-stepson-9-to-death/
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Sep 13, 2022
The Case of Somorie "Sugar Bear" Moses Sex Trafficking Case
In the Case of Somorie Mose a self proclaimed pimp and businessman. While serving a prison sentence for Concealment of a Human Corpse and Criminal Negligent Homicide for the death of Leondra Foster he was also federally charged on federal sex trafficking charges. I will briefly go over the details of this pending cases. All information was gathered from court records and new articles.
References:
New York Department of Corrections
Indictment from United States District Court Eastern District of New York
https://www.justice.gov/usao-edny/pr/brooklyn-man-charged-murder-and-sex-trafficking-eight-women
https://nypost.com/2019/11/25/pimp-who-chopped-up-girlfriend-skates-on-murder-charges-is-only-convicted-of-homicide/
https://lawandcrime.com/crime/n-y-man-sex-trafficked-eight-women-murdered-one-victim-and-placed-chopped-up-body-parts-in-freezer-feds/
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Aug 30, 2022
The Case of "Mother" Anna Young Cult Leader
This is the case of "Mother" Anna Young leader of the church, House of Prayer. With many members of the church having the belief that "Mother" Anna acts of abuse and torture were God's will left two young children deceased and others severely abused. Some will classify this church as a cult, but I will let you decide. All information was gathered from court documents and records, and news reports.
References:
Alachua County Clerk of Court,
Alachua County Sheriff's Office
Florida Department of Corrections
https://www.firstcoastnews.com/article/features/cult-leaders-daughter-gives-an-inside-look-at-the-house-of-prayer/77-8592f668-f156-4da0-bbe3-300c7780470f
https://www.wcjb.com/2021/04/08/update-house-of-prayer-leader-anna-young-contracted-covid-19-before-she-died/
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Aug 16, 2022
The Case of Brian Wedgeworth Casanova Scammer
While you may have heard of Netflix's Tinder Swindler have you ever heard of a smaller time alleged scammer by the name of Brian Wedgeworth. Whom is alleged to impersonate a doctor and scam female victims out of their money. This is an ongoing case and Wedgeworth is presumed innocent until proven otherwise. All information was obtained from court documents and news reports.
References
Georgia Department of Corrections
DeKalb County Georgia Superior Clerk of Court
Northern District of Florida Tallahassee Division Indictment for 4:21CR50
https://www.firstcoastnews.com/article/money/consumer/on-your-side/jacksonville-woman-says-she-is-victim-of-online-dating-scheme/77-447512331
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Aug 9, 2022
The Case of Blanco Montano and Muchausen Syndrome by Proxy
In this episode we talk about the disease or mental illness Factitious disorder imposed on another (previously called Munchausen syndrome by proxy and a mother named Blanco Montano from Arizona that initially takes her two children to the hospital, presumed to be sick and the events that would transpire. All information was gathered by court documents and news reports.
References
https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/factitious-disorder/symptoms-causes/syc-20356028
https://law.justia.com/cases/arizona/court-of-appeals-division-two-unpublished/2015/2-ca-cr-2013-0367.html
https://www.kold.com/story/23093465/blanca-montano-sentenced/
https://vocal.media/criminal/woman-injects-fecal-matter-into-baby-s-iv
Arizona Department of Corrections
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Aug 2, 2022
The Case of Exorcism and Claudia Hernandez
The following episode is about a pending California Case #C2201138 and all parties mentioned are presumed innocent until proven guilty. Claudia Hernandez with the help of family members allegedly performed an exorcism on her 3 year old daughter Arely Naomi Proctor, which subsequently led to her death. All sources were taken from law enforcement reports, new reports, and the mother's youtube channel.
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References
San Jose Police Department Media Relations Unit https://www.sjpd.org/Home/Components/News/News/781/262
San Jose Police Department Statement of facts report retrieved from https://s3.documentcloud.org/documents/21970391/sof-public.pdf
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCevkNttraB95Wuqj1naFW1w the mothers youtube, listed under Elisaa Santos.
JENNIFER SMITH and JAMES GORDON FOR DAILYMAIL.COM
From the dailymail.co.uk retrieved from https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…
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