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Episode 229: Voices of Greason
Hold on to your pueblos while you travel through the Quantimino™ with triple uranium hosts Gemini, Burrito, and Arthur as they bring you into their thought-provoking and entertaining conversations.
Double X Quantimino
Tech trends, old and new: Phone calling, paper, digital, wet signatures, cursive, checks
A look back at the cord-cutting movement
Food porn, ASMR, mukbang, pimple-popping, feet
Invents the Newz: Bitdefender Uncovers Serious Flaws In Wyze Security Cameras
Connected security cameras with streaming video and two-way audio are a great way to keep tabs on what happens at your home when you’re not there. They can also be a great way for hackers to spy on and terrorize victims.
Having a tinkle, a piddle? Draining the ol' lizard? Taking a whizz, a leak, 'scuse me but I gotta see a man about a horse… So many ways to say it but the real question is: sit or stand? Wait, is that a question? Smahtman Burrito whips out the stats!
Do men in Japan stand or sit to urinate? Survey re…
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May 6, 2022
Episode 228: Cheese Eaters Self-Sucking By Proxy
We saved you a seat at our lunch table, the Quantinimo™ powered podcast known across the universe as Slam City. Brian, Burrito, Gemini, and Arthur penetrate deep inside your ears with thought-provoking conversations that reflect the future of humanity today.
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Paging Art the Arbiter: when cheeseburgers costs the same as a hamburger
Our Whataburger All-Time Favorites
Ug Lee memorial but more so, reminiscing about Salute Your Shorts
Salute Your Shorts ice cream episode, Zeke the Plumber
Hey Dude
DXQ BNN Edition: Useless pillow? Budget sex doll? Can these thiccc thighs save lives? Slam City you be the judge! All in favor, say THIGH.
Busty anime girl mouse pad alternative: Life-size zaftig-thighed video game girl mousepad
This Is The Newz
Apple to replace iPhone with metaverse 'contact lens' that lets you live in VR
Company Offers Employees Masturbation Breaks With W*** Pods And VR
Ice Cream Machine Hackers Sue McDonald's for $900 Million
Last summer's heat wave in B.C.…
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Apr 30, 2022
Episode 227: Savory Pie
Immerse yourself with The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast and take an audio journey through the unique minds of the scholar-gentlemen from Slam City. Bring a change of clothes.
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Brian pays $1k to have his balls lathered in goo
Hottest dating tip they'll never, ever tell you. (Hint: Martin McFly shoes)
Twitch streamer Amouranth is now selling her farts in a jar for £750 ($1000) a pop
DXQ BNN Edition: Do you remember flip phones? Japan remembers. And they're releasing a new one! Garakei, keitai denwa, sumatofon, sumaho, somafo, flip phone/feature phone, wtf does all this mean? Burrito explains!
Major Japanese phone company rolls out a brand-new flip phone
Shiny new old-school tech isn’t aimed only at people not ready to let go of what’s always worked for them.
This Is The Newz
Burger King Is Reducing Its Nugget Count Due to Supply Chain Issues
Krispy Kreme Launches First-Ever TWIX Doughnuts
Woman Attacked With Feces to Face, Head While Waiting for NY…
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Apr 23, 2022
Episode 226: Harmonica Sanchez, Judas Secure The Bag, Elisha II
From tip to taint, Slam City covers the happenings of interesting scholar gentlemen, odd news commentary, food, and expanding knowledge. Recorded at the Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District, your all-time favorite part-time friends bring you a triple uranium podcast that makes people laugh deep inside.
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Minutiae Moment: Remove the Xmas car magnet until next Xmas. It's every month except December right now.
Use Your Imagination: Cut scenes of violent or humiliating acts from the last time your blood boiled
Questions from Fight Club: If you could fight any celebrity, who would you fight? If you could fight any historical figure, who would you fight?
A&E Pulls Creepy New Show ‘Adults Adopting Adults’ Off Air and Scrubs It From Site
r/selfcuck
Brian had a doctor’s appointment
This Is The Newz
Japanese female pro gamer fired after saying men under 5 feet 7 inches tall 'don't have human rights'
Cross-country skiing: Finn Remi suffers frozen penis…
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Apr 16, 2022
Episode 225: The Wax and Wane of Caribou Populations
Your one-stop shop for interesting discussions with wandering viewpoints, odd news commentary, and food talk.
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Sophie’s Choice
Do Burrito or Gemini agree with Claudio's choice?
Ref: Claudio Sanchez Picks Best Coheed and Cambria Song for Introducing New Fans
Ghosts vs Cockroaches
Arthur the Arbiter: Did Billie Eilish use the McDonald’s app for free fries?
Quarter Pounder Review
KFC Japan releases official “how to eat fried chicken” guide
Apex Mexican food and the case of diminishing return
This Is The Newz
There are 5 fewer Doritos per bag now thanks to inflation
Mike Tyson's cannabis brand is making ear-shaped weed gummies
California city may declare Chick-fil-A a "public nuisance"
'Wheel of Fortune': Misheard Eurythmics Song Lyric Sabotages Contestant
Burrito’s Nippon News
72-year-old Japanese woman has sights on 20th World Bench Press Championship in a row
Japan’s “all-you-can-quit” job-quitting service not what it seems, is also sneakily hard to qu…
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Apr 9, 2022
Episode 224: Raging Bile Duct
Gemini, Brian, and Arthur travel through the Quantimino to the Beaded Curtain District to record another intergalactic episode. Bring a change of clothes.
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Brian went on a ski trip and saw a blind woman on the plane.
Sharing the road with shitty drivers crossing the solid, white line
Arthur the Arbiter has no shame eating two Whoppers in one sitting.
Arthur the Arbiter pauses on McD's free Large Fries.
Speaking of healthier eating, Arthur asks Gemini and Brian how to hack a buffet sold per pound.
File Formats
Bruce Springsteen
This Is The Newz
Winter Olympics: Finnish cross-country skier suffers frozen penis in 50km race
Woman quits job to breastfeed boyfriend full time
Tennessee man accused of hitting wife with loaf of bread during dispute
Husband slammed for upgrading to business class on flight and leaving wife in economy
What I Had For Lunch
Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Blo-N-Go Hair Dryers
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Apr 2, 2022
Episode 223: Treat Yourself Before You Yeet Yourself
Gemini, Burrito, Brian, and Arthur bring you a triple uranium episode filled with Double X Quantimino, odd news commentary, Burrito’s Nippon News, and What I Had For Lunch.
Double X Quantimino
Arthur paid full price for once and it didn't sting.
The first jerk
Su…su…suki desu, the kokuhaku and how many dates before you should ask a Japanese woman to be your girlfriend? We find out with science! When is the right time for a love confession in Japan?
What is the last meal that you had on a “me date”?
Brian’s op-ed about Sarah Palin
Burrito’s Nickelbox Review: “Psycho Killer” and “Once in a Lifetime” by Talking Heads
This Is The Newz
Breastfeeding mom notices baby’s hair is soaking wet, realizes her armpit is leaking milk
Tractor-trailer loaded with Cheese catches fire after crash
Tesla owners cannot make their cars fart at pedestrians, says U.S. gov't
A Porno-Metal Song About Gay Cowboys “Ram Ranch” Is Disrupting the Anti-Vax Trucker Convoy
Russian Teens Hande…
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Mar 26, 2022
Episode 222: Greasency Bias
Join your part-time friends Gemini, Wes, Brian, and Arthur at the Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District for thought-provoking conversation, sing-alongs, odd news commentary, and What I Had For Lunch, The World’s First Quantimino Powered™ Guessing Game.
Double X Quantimino
Build the ultimate McGangbang using menu items from popular franchises
McBooty Call, McSidepiece, McMorning Sex, McMorning Wood
Speaking of ultimate burgers, let's talk about the Whopper.
Ref: Burger King Just Announced a Major Change Concerning Its Most Famous Burger
In a world with overpriced fart jars and used bath water what do you think is the better business plan? The aforementioned or low priced impulse buy gacha merch
Ref: Low-quality paper cranes folded by young gyaru – Japan’s newest weird capsule toys
Ultimate Party Songs
Burrito’s Nickelbox: Three bands with the word ‘three’ in their name
This Is The Newz
World's worst rapper arrested in $4.5 billion crypto crime
Tow truck…
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Mar 18, 2022
Episode 221: Cuatro Leches Cake
While you’re out there chanting at rallies and browbeating politicians, we’re taking out any money-fronting sucker on a humble that gets in our way. When your so-called revolution starts, you call us, and we’ll be right down front showing you how it's done.
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Can you beat the FOUR 2-foot long glizzy challenge? No boofing allowed.
The grossest words in the English language
WikiFeet
Nickelbox Movie Edition: What was the first bad movie you remember seeing?
BNN Preview: Presenters be ready to discuss your ranking of the following attributes to the question "What kind of women's bust do you like?" Big, Small, Beautifully Shaped, Supple, Round like a rice bowl, Other? Burrito with the smahtmansplaining!
Gemini remembered the porn ending that he mentioned in Episode 218: cookies.
This Is The Newz
Nick Cannon began celibacy journey after Bre Tiesi pregnancy news
Adolf Hitler forced to work from home after Covid outbreak at his office
A slot machine in Las Vegas malfunc…
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Mar 12, 2022
Episode 220: Unmask The Truth
The Burrito reviews the 2022 film The Batman and brings up Wonder Woman. Gemini and Brian discuss feet guys through history. Arthur explains why fundraising for war efforts is for suckers. Gemini battles anonymous text messages and email spam. Newz commentary, a heated debate about tipping, Burrito’s Nippon News, “stuck” motels, plus the best guessing game in the Quantimino™, What I Had For Lunch.
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Burrito reviews The Batman
Burrito brings up Wonder Woman
Feet Guys Through History
Fundraising for war efforts is for suckers.
Anonymous text messages
This Is The Newz
A 'molecular drinks printer' claims to make anything from iced coffee to cocktails
Playboy model claims she was kicked out of Airbnb for being too hot
Study shows breastfeeding can reduce risk of cardiovascular disease
Bloke fighting for life after cutting off his penis and popping it in drawer
People
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Mar 5, 2022
Episode 219: Cuadraphonic Canine Cacophony
Somewhere in the Beaded Curtain District, four dogs barked into microphones and recorded a conversation heard across the Quantimino™. This episode captures that conversation that covered thought-provoking topics, odd news commentary, and what they had for lunch.
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Pepsi Number Fever, also known as the 349 incident, was a promotion held by PepsiCo in the Philippines in 1992, which led to riots and the deaths of at least five people.
GMN: “Ask me how I spent my morning.”
“The Dog-a”: The Dog Saga continues
Boomers, how do you get over the inability to be the best version of yourself?
BNN Preview: Japanese convenience store chain running out of fried chicken, takes precautions to save Christmas
This Is The Newz
Man beaten with metal skillet after declining an offer of potatoes
Skyfari Ride Passengers at the San Diego Zoo Get Stuck for an Hour After Vandalism Caus
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Feb 25, 2022
Episode 218: Stay Wrecked & Jealous For This
When everything you'll get is everything that you've wanted. This all was only wishful thinking. You're such a sucker for sweet talkers. You just need to keep us in mind as something larger than life.
Double X Quantimino
The end of a porn scene ending that bothered Gemini
Sh!ttiest song lyric
Burrito’s Nickelbox - Red Hot Chili Peppers and Our Lady Peace
This Is The Newz
Lion loses testicle after lionesses attack him for stealing their food
Man who allegedly stole $8,000 guitar by hiding it in his pants sought by police north of Toronto
Schoolboy loses both nipples after dare to freeze them with two cans of Lynx
24,000-year-old animal found alive, well and ready to reproduce
Woman reveals Hinge date requested $4 after second meetup fell through
Meet Wallace the first mule to win the British dressage competition
‘I do it for free’: Prolific sperm donor gives his seed away using Face
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Feb 20, 2022
Episode 217: The Great Monkey Escape
Your favorite radio show delivers entertaining commentary about 18-wheelers flipping over on highways, fast food, Japanese news, and other random but interesting topics to make your day that much better.
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Fermented hot sauce?
Top 10 hot sauces sold by Instacart by weight
Teen Mom Farrah Abraham shows off letters from fans in jail after offering to send jars of her own poop to OnlyFans subscribers
Hypothetical Meta-Analysis: Teen Dad
Brian's 5-Point Red Flag Checklist
This Is The Newz
Monkeys escape after truck carrying 100 animals to a laboratory crashes in US
Truck carrying 30,000 pounds of diapers dumps on Highway 401
China brings back anal swab testing for COVID two weeks before Winter Olympics
McDonald's employee shot in argument over discount
Hash Brown McMuffin? McDonald’s unveils fan-inspired ‘menu hacks’
Want to cover yourself in bologna? Oscar Mayer has
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Feb 13, 2022
Episode 216: Corpulent Pancitas
These are the sounds of four dudes in a booth, a British voice-over lady, and an Italian pop-punk band joining together at Daddy Juice Energy Studio and creating an episode of The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast. You’re cordially invited to hear possibly the best entertainment that you’ll have all week.
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When We Were Young Festival
Bono Admits He’s “So Embarrassed” by U2’s Music
Gemini’s Nickelbox: U2
AVN award nominees for clever titles
Arthur’s fax “joke”
Gemini fashionista: slacks that are actually sweat pants
Arthur the Arbiter: Changing menu prices
This Is The Newz
Logan Paul Paid $3.5 Million for Rare Pokémon Cards. They Might Be Fake.
Israeli woman sues after unwittingly inspiring a sex doll
Model Says Drake Puts Hot Sauce In Condoms To Kill Sperm And Not Get Trapped
Japanese woman gives up baby, sues sperm donor for $3 million
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Feb 5, 2022
Episode 215: The Feeling That It's All a Lot of Oysters but No Pearls
There’s reason to believe maybe this year is better than the last. It’s one more day up in the canyons, and it’s one more night in Slam City. If you think you might come to the Beaded Curtain District, we think you should. Yeeahhh!
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Dog barking update: The Showdown
You're demoing a new speaker system. What's your go-to song?
How would your young adult self react if Gayle’s ABCDEFU was written about you?
Mosaic Massacre: Man uses AI to “destroy” censor mosaics in Japanese adult videos
Pocket Tupperware
Gemini went to Las Vegas
Checkout error, cashier’s fault
This Is The Newz
Las Vegas women accused of hiding stolen cash, Rolex in genitals
Two Florida Women Attack Man With Glitter, Face Felony Charges
Young Scandinavians Are Sticking Nicotine Pouches Up Their A$$es
Doctor who branded his initials on patients' livers no longer allowed to practice medicine
Fo
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Jan 28, 2022
Episode 214: Paper Crowns and Barnacles
Your favorite part-time friends take you on a roller coaster ride on The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast with random discussion topics, news commentary, and food. Bring a change of clothes.
Double X Quantimino
What if you could approve or deny gravity? OR Is gravity clumsy or just me?
Jason Derulo Attacks Men After Being Called Usher
Melania or Throat Goat Reagan? no politics, just shear sexual conjecture
MFK with Pelosi, Boebert, and AOC
This Is The Newz
Meet the Man Who Married His Sex Doll
Fish fall from the sky during rainstorm in eastern Texas
Melania Trump to auction white hat and other items for $250,000 minimum bid
What It’s Like to Go Through Life As a Really Beautiful Woman
Soft toy that nibbles to relieve stress is unveiled at tech convention
Tenn. lawmaker apologizes after arguing with ref, ejection at HS basketball game
KFC to launch plant-based fried chicken
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Jan 24, 2022
Episode 213: High Heat, Baby!
Your fearless and greasy hosts bring a fun-filled round of DXQ, odd news commentary, BNN, and What I Had For Lunch on your favorite radio show.
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Burrito's Nickelbox - “Even Flow” by Pearl Jam and “The One I Love” by REM
Wedgies
Brian asks for dog advice
This Is The Newz
Dad saddled with $20,000 credit card bill after daughter's in-game spending spree on Genshin Impact
Bank hands out £130m in Christmas blunder
90 Day Fiance star selling farts in a jar hospitalised
San Antonio's Pabst Blue Ribbon tweets New Year's advice for sober followers: 'Try eating ass!'
Woman found smuggling spider monkeys in duffel bag across U.S. border
Little Caesars' Hot-N-Ready pizza no longer costs $5
North Korea claims Kim Jong Un’s dad invented the burrito
Burrito’s Nippon News
This Robo Chef will make you perfect fried rice without any need to lift a heavy wok
Ramen tea? Unusu
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Jan 14, 2022
Episode 212: Sally Philosophy
Grab your listening device and hang out with your all-time favorite part-time friends from Slam City on The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast. This could be the best part of your week. Why listen to a lukewarm podcast when you have the center of the sun right here?
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Digital detox.
Fara Day, a holiday for digital detox.
Getting "Chipotle'd"
Vending machine idea
The coupon king asks a coupon question to his non-couponer bros.
Steel drums: remembering the music from Girls Gone Wild commercials
Subject Matter Expert Generalist (SMEG)
Brian’s Couch: existential crises that arise in the middle of the night
Getting older
This Is The Newz.
Cat burglar: New Zealand pet steals bong, bag of white powder and lacy underwear
Mom Forces Kids To Hand Over Build-A-Bear They Made At Her Daughter's Birthday Party
Taste the TV: Japan invents lickable screen to imitate food f
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Jan 10, 2022
Episode 211: Tamale Pilot in Wonderland
Ladies, gentlemen, and scholars! This entertaining show has what your ear holes need: assorted topics covered in humorous conversation, odd news commentary, and a guessing game involving food. The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast is recorded at the Thicccum Farmz Compound in the Beaded Curtain District.
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Brian tested positive for Covid but not feeling that sick.
Greasy finance guy, Geoffrey Oglesby
Whistler, trach hole
Tamale Pirate
Coffee grinds that you dip
Will Brian fly to Irvine, CA for Vagrant’s 25th Anniversary?
Pizza bowls
Gemini’s body is a temple and a wonderland
Big Swig pickle-flavored sparkling water
Did the Macarena create world peace?
Birkenstocks
How would you feel if you bought a scratch-off ticket for someone as a birthday present, and they won $1 million from it?
This Is The Newz.
Woman, 48, lives — and dates — as her 22-year-old
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Dec 28, 2021
Episode 210: The Peculiar Neurodegenerative Inhabitants of the Kazawa Atoll
Your search for that conversation you needed to feel well again ends here. Quick thoughts, clever commentary, and endless chuckles are intended results of your part-time best friends having a great time with a tape recorder and some microphones.
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Who are you freeing? Cosby, Elon, Britney, Baha Men
Barking dogs
Skambag
True or false?: Applebee’s boneless wings dipped in Flamin’ Hot Cheetos
Burrito watches a sandwich artist struggle every time
This Is The Newz.
What Does the Internet Smell Like? Sweat and Uncomfortable Office Chairs, According to This New Cologne
Georgia waitress gets $10,000 in tips after customer's Facebook post
Why Are People Tweeting That Nancy Reagan Was the 'Throat Goat’?
Burrito’s Nippon Newz.
Yoga teacher and students meditating on paddle boards swept into the ocean, rescued by canoer
Japanese woman finds wallet with 1 million yen, does t
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Dec 24, 2021
Episode 209: Aquarium Cleaner
You are cordially invited to the best lunch table conversation in the Quantimino™. Take a seat with Gemini Jackson, Wes Burrito, Brian McFly, and Arthur Dood as they humor a captivated audience by deconstructing Earth’s hot topics and news headlines.
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DXQ Level Newz: This "90 Day Fiancé" Star Has Probably Made More Than Your Annual Salary In One Week By Selling Her Farts
Gemini proposes setting up an interview with an actual Show Me Your Feet Guy
Feetquently Asked Questions
The Arbiter makes amends with Thigh Stop
Cherry Cordials
This Is The Newz.
Catalytic converter thief crushed to death by Toyota Prius
Ex-McDonald's worker 'disturbed' after discovering raunchy Ronald McDonald toy
Woman delivered her own baby in car travelling at 60mph
Man Lifts His Sleeping Ex-Girlfriend’s Eyelids to Unlock Her Phone, Stealing $24,000
Burrito’s Nippon Newz.
New foot bath bo
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Dec 18, 2021
Episode 208: Celery Tastes Like the Ranch You Put On It
From tip to taint, the premiere based podcast taped at the Thicccum Farmz Compound in the Beaded Curtain District brings you the best conversation topics, news commentary, and laughs from your side of the Quantimino™. Bring a change of clothes.
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What level are you? Tenga Men’s Training Cup Levels 01-05
Spermigate: Spermicide Conspiracy
True or False?: “Komboin is a piece of kelp in a bikini, who promotes kombu seaweed from Kushiro City, Japan.”
Finnish Prime Minister
Minutiae Minutes: Cars with bubbled-up window tint
Michelin Stars
Celery
Wes Burrito reviews MOTU: Revelation Part 2
Macarena translation
This Is The Newz.
Plumber Finds Cache Of Money Behind Loose Toilet In Wall At Joel Osteen's Lakewood Mega-Church
Fuming drivers fined £70 after council paints yellow lines under parked cars
Bomb squad called to A&E after mortar pulled from man's rear
‘Batm
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Dec 10, 2021
Episode 207: Maybe Broken Furniture Got Limos Instead
The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast brings you thought-provoking conversations and world news commentary from the Thicccum Farmz Studio in the Beaded Curtain District. Your fearless and greasy hosts, Gemini Jackson, The Burrito Bandito, Brian McFly, and Arthur Dood, also share what they had for Lunch.
Double X Quantimino.
Renaming Dollar Tree as Dollar Twenty Tree with prices being over a dollar. Dollar Tree is raising its standard price point to $1.25.
A debate about the Hypebeast article “French Montana Says It Is Harder To Make It as a Rapper Than in the NBA”
Brian hates Lil Caesar’s, a discussion about the top national pizza chains
Great for Radio: Would You F This Robot?
Burrito reviews Netflix’s “Cowboy Bebop” better than Roger Ebert ever could.
Perpetual motion
Ms. Frizzle and the Magic School Bus
Wes Burrito’s Wrapped on Spotify
Minutiae Moment brainst
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Dec 2, 2021
Episode 206: The Aight Collection, Volume 6: Quantimino Chronicles, Chapter LXIX: Finding God on the Other Side of the Glory Hole
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Nov 18, 2021
Episode 205: Memento mori
“Memento mori” opens with a long conversation about a scientific paper from 2003 that studies female users of a certain unnamed dating app and their preferences in the men that they contact. The topics then move on to: Quantum Leap, getting her nose where the sun don’t shine, eating in the car, odd news commentary, Nippon news, and what we had for lunch.
Double X Quantimino.
Height to income dateability ratio, an Interview with Dr Smartman - These Clams Don’t Appreciate Short Kings: How Much Short Guys Need to Make to Be Attractive
Brian explains Quantum Leap to Gen Z.
The Back Nine: How to get her nose in your b-hole
Eating in the car
This Is The Newz.
There is already a company called Meta and it is asking for several million to give the name to Mark Zuckerberg
M'sia company’s name & logo last 3 years was Meta before Facebook's Meta rebrand
2021 National Toy Hall of Fame
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Nov 12, 2021
Episode 204: Sure to Make the Bodies Drop
Your favorite part-time friends invite you to indulge in The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast packed with thought-provoking conversations sprinkled with ideas and jokes to get you through your day. Bring a change of clothes.
Double X Quantimino.
Arthur the Arbiter Versus Veganism
Arby’s wings
Brian’s top 5 human fluids
Godzilla turned 67.
“I am become death.”
Hedorah
Slam poetry is boring.
Franksplaining.
This Is The Newz.
Student-staff lap dances at Kentucky high school lead to disciplinary actions
Taiwanese teacher uses adult video platform Pornhub to teach mathematics
‘This why my packages always late’: Viral TikTok shows woman in the back of Amazon worker’s truck, sparking speculation
Porn site BangBros just bid $10 million for Miami's NBA stadium to become the 'BangBros Center'
Ontario man says he found rocks in President's Choice frozen berries and was of
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Nov 5, 2021
Episode 203: Cautiously Optimistic
Ladies, gentlemen, and scholars! The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast brings you Four Dudes in a Booth recording from the Thicccum Farmz Compound in the Beaded Curtain District. Bring a change of clothes.
Double X Quantimino.
Perspectives - If you were told that your remains could become long pig, would you let the humans eat your flesh or not? What if you had no choice but knew that you would be the main course of a food review video on YouTube?
Lawn gnomes
What makes Cowboy Bebop a great anime series
Dune 2021
Just Egg - The commercials annoy Arthur, but the product annoys him even more.
Spirited away - If jizz were ghosts
In the room where it happened (not a Hamilton reference)
Burrito hates Pearl Jam and R.E.M.
This Is The Newz.
Hooters waitress left in tears by customer's rude message on receipt
This is how you run a £37,000 tab in a London restaurant
Man ordered to tr
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Oct 29, 2021
Episode 202: Ride or Die
Brutally honest and humorous, just the show you’ve been looking forward to all week, every week. Intergalactic boba runners bring you conversations to get you through your existence.
Pre-show.
Drops of Jupiter.
Gemini’s grade school history project
Tila Tequila.
Sodium one-liner.
Double X Quantimino.
Superman.
Catwoman: Lonely City.
Lilith.
The Beatles.
Ruby Tuesday.
Brian’s Botched Circumcision.
Intermission.
Botched circumcision commentary.
Gemini tells a joke. “student council”
This Is The Newz.
Pablo Escobar's Cocaine Hippos Are Legally People, Court Rules
Melissa Joan Hart becomes the first to win $1 million on 'Celebrity Wheel of Fortune'
Disgraced ‘Billionaire’ Says He Faked His Way Onto the Rich Lists
I found an Amazon folder with thousands of audio recordings from my home gadgets
Burrito’s Nippon Newz.
Japanese firework catapults a teddy bear into the sky
Electro
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Oct 22, 2021
Episode 201: Pressure Makes Diamonds
Change of plans. You’re chillaxing with your favorite part-time friends on The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast recorded in the Beaded Curtain District especially for you and everyone you know.
Double X Quantimino.
Zero spending days are a myth.
Band logos.
The new Batman movie: The Batman
2019 film Lighthouse
Chilledcow lo-fi hip hop on vinyl
Bomb Queen
Perspectives: Taking a shit on the clock
Burrito updated his 6-disc CD changer. Let’s taco bout it.
Thursday - Full Collapse
Strung Out - An American Paradox
Coheed and Cambria - Good Apollo I'm Burning Star IV: Part 2: No World For Tomorrow
Rage Against the Machine - The Battle of Los Angeles
Gorillaz - Demon Days
The Mars Volta - Deloused in the Comatorium
Arthur the Arbiter: Sandwich shop drive-thru
This Is The Newz.
Man orders 100 tacos on first date, asks woman to pay for them
Man plunges nine stories from NJ high-r
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Oct 15, 2021
Episode 200: Word Museum, Wax Bottles, or Pride of Lions
We have the greatest conversations ever had by any living beings in the universe and quadruple dare you to disagree. You won’t hear any recordings better with dudes in a booth discussing the most interesting topics of the week.
Double X Quantimino.
Canned water.
Wax bottles.
What is in Burrito’s 6-disc CD changer?
An old friend that Brian is not that close with asked Brian to donate his liver to him.
Maria Bamford.
Brian bombed at comedy open mic.
This Is The Newz.
McDonald’s McRib is McBack to McTantalize your McTastebuds
IKEA cites 'health and safety' for hidden cameras in toilets
Burrito’s Nippon Newz.
Krispy Kreme Japan creates doughnut burgers that are a meal and two desserts all in one
Who’s ready to make poop cakes with this Japanese cooking gadget?
You put WHAT in your curry? Japanese netizens reveal their favorite secret ingredients
Japanese artist sells people’s dar
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Oct 8, 2021
Episode 199: Gold Mothra
This episode opens with a discussion of a story of a man who ejaculates from his anus followed by a two-part “Plug In & Hate” session about long lines and mis-delivered packages. Then we talk about Rodan from Godzilla, a crazy girl, Brian’s dating life, and today’s rock star lifestyle. Newz, BNN, Lunch, then we’re done but not for long.
Double X Quantimino.
A Rare Medical Complication Caused a Man to Ejaculate from His Anus.
Plug In & Hate Part 1: Waiting in lines where the end of the line is inefficient.
Plug In & Hate Part 2: Receiving mis-delivered packages.
Re-visiting anime television series Godzilla Singular Point.
True or False? 19-year-old arrested for the death of a man who died after being set on fire at his home.
Inquiring minds want to know: First dates with Brian in the dating app game.
Do today's rock stars still battle the same substance abuse demons
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Oct 1, 2021
Episode 198: Strange You Never Knew
We saved you a seat at the lunch table where the conversation is a roller coaster of witty exchanges of knowledge, jokes, and laughter unmatched by everything that you’ve heard before. Bring a change of clothes.
Double X Quantimino.
Arthur wonders how the cohosts feel about the recent Apple zero-day and Pegasus spyware.
Get the phrase "blessed like Peter North" in the zeitgeist.
Your favorites from Wendy’s one last time if the restaurant closed.
Saddest song of the 90s.
Gender bending James Bond.
Swearing Is Actually a Sign of More Intelligence - Not Less - Say Scientists.
Kuchisabishii “lonely mouth” The feeling of wanting to eat when you aren’t hungry. What is your go to lonely mouth snack? Words in other languages that English can only describe in sentences.
This Is The Newz.
Polish sells parts of her BODY as NFTs including G-spot and nipples.
Jar of Elvis Presley's hair auc
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Sep 24, 2021
Episode 197: All My Friends Have Meaty...
With your headphones on and pants tight, treat yourself to The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast recorded at the Thicccum Farmz Compound in the Beaded Curtain District with entertaining fellas that your mother warned you about. Bring a change of clothes.
Double X Quantimino.
Burger King introduces Keep It Real Meals after banning 120 artificial ingredients.
BK celebrity meals with Nelly, LILHUDDY, and Anitta.
If you met someone who has never heard of Weezer and could only pick one song, which Weezer song would you pick?
Arthur missed a 10% Off opportunity.
Brain got ripped off by a funeral home.
If you had to give up meat or cheese for the plant-based alternative, which one would you give up?
Last man on earth.
This Is The Newz.
Rapper Dan Sur has gold chains surgically attached to his head instead of hair.
A Maryland man whose attack on a woman with a semen-filled syringe wa
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Sep 18, 2021
Episode 196: Literally Countless Stars
From tip to taint, Slam City covers the happenings of four dudes in a booth, odd news commentary, and food. Recorded at the Thicccum Farmz Compound in the Beaded Curtain District, your all-time favorite part-time friends bring you a triple uranium podcast that makes people laugh deep inside.
Double X Quantimino.
Thrice.
Misuse of the word “countless”.
Arthur the Arbiter: Bacon Wrapped Hot Dogs and “Never, never share your ramen!”.
Pronounce “incongruous”.
“Damb” in the wild.
Guy in a Coma.
Fitted FUBU Shirt.
Bug chasers.
Open campus.
Quiznos.
The Wes Burrito, custom burrito.
This Is The Newz.
Colombia Navy Seizes $60 Million Worth of Cocaine Found Inside a Semi-Submersible Vessel.
Dog The Bounty Hunter says he thought he had a pass to use the N-word "like Eminem".
A giant Cinnamon Toast Crunch mascot at a Marlins game became nightmare fuel for so many MLB fans.
McDonald's
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Sep 10, 2021
Episode 195: Druthers Brothers
Intergalactic radio giants landed on Earth in a magical place called the Beaded Curtain District in Slam City where they recorded thought-provoking conversations for someone like you.
Double X Quantimino.
Brian McFly attempts to tame his adult language (Spoiler alert: Fail).
Pronounce “Moog”.
“Dill” with it.
Rugrats.
Arthur the Arbiter went to KFC again.
Brown Gravy.
Is cereal a soup?
Which Lucky Charms marshmallow would you keep?
Chuckold Cheese.
An epic debate about what constitutes a sandwich.
This Is The Newz.
Jeff Bezos Dick Rocket Goes on Sale for $69 in Scale Model Form.
Woman who hid 26 kids behind a false wall at daycare is guilty.
Woman Has Made More Than $25,000 Selling Her Farts.
Train crashes into semi-truck with wind turbine blade attached.
How a shady high school football team faked its way onto ESPN.
Florida Man Refuses To Sell Family House Now Swallowed By Massiv
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Sep 3, 2021
Episode 194: The Third Pickle
Voted Best Podcast that You Have Never Heard and You Are Missing Out. When someone tells you that you can’t handle it, prove them wrong. This show might not be for you, but you should find out first. Not every listener is a first-time listener, but we strive to keep it that way.
Double X Quantimino.
Blue Knuckles - The Finger King Denied.
The Nearly Perfected Arthur Dood Meal Inspired by Travis Scott.
Tegan and Sara.
Hypothetical Situation: Time Travel Part 2.
The phrase “long in the tooth”.
This Is The Newz.
Woman who claims she is ‘having an affair’ with a chimp was banned from visiting him by zoo staff.
Meet Grace, the ultra-lifelike nurse robot.
The FAA wants to fine a passenger $45,000 for throwing luggage and putting his head up a flight attendant's skirt.
Flight attendants warned 'never use duct tape' after a spate of incidents.
Firefighters discover 'body in the river'
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Aug 30, 2021
Episode 193: Future Baristas Time Capsule
Serving you a hot cup of conversations about donuts, nu metal, odd news, and what they had for lunch, your fearless and greasy hosts bring you a show so hot that you’ll feel like the old lady who was scalded by McD’s coffee in the drive-thru. This is a unique collection of segments called Slam City.
Double X Quantimino.
Krispy Kreme Just Unveiled Hershey’s S’mores Donuts That Are Oozing With Marshmallow.
Mentions of Duck Donuts and Voodoo Doughnut.
Double X Quantiminü: If you met someone that never heard music from the genre "nu metal” and you could only show them with one song by one artist, which song would that be?
Arthur picked “Blind” by Korn.
Brain picked “Youth of the Nation” by P.O.D.
Gemini picked “Break Stuff” by Limp Bizkit.
Burrito picked “Freak on a Leash” by Korn.
Lost Prophets discussion.
True or False?: Awkwafina.
Brian the Professional has momm
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Aug 20, 2021
Episode 192: Whatever of the Year Every Year
Join your part-time friends at the Thicccum Farmz Compound in the Beaded Curtain District for thought-provoking conversation, sing-alongs, odd news commentary, and What I Had For Lunch, The World’s First Quantimino Powered™ Guessing Game.
Double X Quantimino.
Two-digit rule.
T.I.
Plug In and Hate - Annoying Insects: Mosquito Hawks, Cockroaches, Houseflies, Mosquitoes.
Eating bugs.
The Earth is a Big Turtle.
Double X QuantimEMO.
If you met someone that never heard music from the genre "emo" and you could only show them with one song by one artist, which song would that be?
Thursday’s Full Collapse album discussion.
Taking Back Sunday - “Cute Without The ‘E’ (Cut From the Team)”,
Dashboard Confessional - “Vindicated”,
Brand New - “Play Crack the Sky”,
Jimmy Eat World - “Just Watch The Fireworks”,
Jimmy Eat World’s Clarity album discussion.
Emo search engine.
Hon
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Aug 13, 2021
Episode 191: Milkweed Assassins
The power of Quantimino™ continues from Thicccum Farmz Compound in the Beaded Curtain District with conversations, jokes, and odd news commentary to make your day that much better.
Double X Quantimino.
A group of comedy clubs put together a contest where comedians submitted a photo of themselves on stage with one of their best jokes typed on the photo social media style. We chose our favorite from the final round.
Arthur the Arbiter versus KFC.
Classic game shows on BUZZR.
Mel Gibson’s Apocalypto.
Brian’s return to open mic night.
Mile High Fight Club: Is fighting on an airplane the new bar fight?
Fear boners.
This Is The Newz.
Study: Neanderthals Sexed Themselves to Death With Humans.
Woman with the world's largest mouth was awarded the Guinness World Record for 6.52cm gob.
'My mum's husband is so cheap he makes us eat kids' meals at restaurants'.
Burrito’s Nippon Newz.
A Japane
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Aug 5, 2021
Episode 190: Correlation Is Not Causation
Ladies, gentlemen, and scholars! Your fearless and greasy hosts of The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast are back at the studio in the Compound to bring you the best conversation topics and odd news commentary curated over a week. The show closes with their original guessing game, What I Had For Lunch. This work of art would not have been possible without the support of Thicccum Farmz, The Crazy One, Julio Tejas, and you, the listener.
Double X Quantimino.
Ska revival. If you had to give someone their first impression of ska with one third wave ska song, which song?
Ska’d 4 Lyfe.
Burrito Reviews: MOTU: Revelation.
Arthur’s First World Problem: "McBell" or "Taco Donald's"?
Virtue signaling.
“Chosis” and red flags.
True or False: Lacey Sturm circa 2019.
Brian’s No Go Window.
From Tip to Taint: The Slam City Documentary.
Gemini’s coloring book idea.
The Etymology of
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Jul 30, 2021
Episode 189: The Weighted Blanket Era
No other podcast with four dudes in a booth goes longer, faster, or harder than the World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast. Bring a change of clothes.
Double X Quantimino.
Burrito's Thoughts on Godzilla Singular Point.
Thom Yorke’s Idioteque Dance; Radiohead’s music is a metal blanket.
Santa Claus is a kaiju.
Home Improvement.
Researchers explore employee perceptions of bullshit in the workplace with the “Organizational Bullshit Perception Scale”.
Brian’s Couch: P-in-V sex isn't that good.
American Men Suffer a Friendship Recession.
Brian’s Fingerhut.
True or False: Lauren Mayberry of Chvrches, Snoop Dogg’s Daughter.
This Is The Newz.
Arizona Woman Arrested For Using Craiglist To Find A Horse To Have Sex With.
(Dental talk interlude)
Fuming mum interrupts young daughter's eulogy as fiancé, 68, lists her 'flaws'.
'I make jewellery from the teeth of dead loved ones to
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Jul 23, 2021
Episode 188: Flow State
Your part-time friends from the Beaded Curtain District join forces to unleash in-depth conversations about custom trading cards, relationships, hypothetical meta-analysis, odd news, and what they had for lunch. This product may cause sudden bursts of uncontrollable laughter.
Double X Quantimino.
Brainstorming Session: Jaymark is in talks about Slam City trading cards. For the info on the back, the designers are including the nicknames of our fearless and greasy hosts. What nicknames do we have and what other info could we consider including on the back of our trading cards?
Brian’s Couch: Tinder Exit Interviews. What questions would Brian ask his failed Tinder dates?
Hypothetical Meta-Analysis: If Brian had the opportunity to date someone on Tinder that made more money than him, would he take up the offer? Obviously yes (maybe) but would he up the ante (i.e. wax his crack).
True or Fa
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Jul 17, 2021
Episode 187: Slow-Spinning Redemption
The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast is recorded at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District and features star players Gemini Jackson, Wes Burrito, Brian McFly, and Arthur Dood. Bring a change of clothes.
Pre-show: Brian’s credit, Hockey, Little Caesars.
Double X Quantimino.
School mascots: ants, echidnas, fish, Shin Godzilla.
Captain Planet and the Planeteers.
Robert the Builder.
Etiquette. How to properly eat a sandwich.
Arthur the Arbiter: Chicken wing shortage, $2 surcharge for every 5 wings.
This Is The Newz.
Taco Cabana sells to a national franchisee for $85M in cash; parent company shifts focus to Pollo Tropical.
The Internet Is Losing It Over the 'Eye of Fire' Burning in Mexican Waters.
Templeton man agrees to stop mowing his lawn naked after a SLO County sheriff visit.
Dashboard Confessional, Sparta, The Mars Volta, and Brian’s Archetype Emo Girl
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Jul 9, 2021
Episode 186: DAMB.
This that Be Praised Mayo, that DJE, that TED Talk, ayy
Watch our soul speak, you let the meds talk, ayy
Double X Quantimino.
Godzilla.
Allison Mack.
Iron Kids bread.
Wes Burrito watched Trese on Netflix.
Gemini’s road rage incident.
Swapping boba back and forth.
Human spice.
High school graduation songs.
Johnny Quest Thinks We’re Sellouts.
Britney Spears is bringing ska back.
Brian’s Tinder dates get stranger.
This Is The Newz.
Nashville woman sues state officials over license plate deemed 'offensive' 10 years later.
17 Injured After Planned Detonation Of Seized Illegal Fireworks Ends In Explosion.
Brewdog: Watchdog urged to probe solid gold can prize claim.
Baton Rouge family surprised by $50B mistaken deposit.
Customer leaves $16,000 tip on $37 bill at New Hampshire bar.
White Influencer Now ‘Classifies As Korean’ After Receiving Surgery To Look Like A Pop Star.
Man upset ov
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Jul 2, 2021
Episode 185: Everyone Out of the Pool
You didn’t know you needed Slam City until you couldn’t live without it. If you’re not into Slam City, then it’s not for you. If you are into it, welcome to the club.
Double X Quantimino.
The ska revival is here, but ska never really went away.
Mindy Kaling's new "Scooby-Doo" spinoff makes many changes.
Scooby-Doo meets Courage the Cowardly Dog.
Faster and Furiouser? F9 marks 20 years since the first release.
Thigh Stop. It’s like Wingstop, but Thighs.
Zettai Ryouiki.
Arthur the Arbiter: Five Percent Off
Eric America calls in: Snails are hermaphrodites. When they mate, they stab a spike into each other. Then their penises go into each other’s vaginas. Whoever placed the spike better has their sperm survive and the other becomes the mother snail.
Get to know your fearless and greasy hosts versus society.
Gemini Alpha Versus Brian’s The One That Got Away.
Songs that use breat
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Jun 25, 2021
Episode 184: King Cone
The World’s First Quantimino Powered Podcast is recorded especially for you at the Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District.
Double X Quantimino.
What are you ordering from the Ice Cream Truck?
Favorite news tropes for our non-NFT trading cards.
Among Us BTS McNuggets.
Arthur the Arbiter had an actual BTS Meal.
True or false: Karen O from Yeah Yeah Yeahs.
Does Batman go downtown?
This Is The Newz.
Semi-truck carrying fireworks crashes, catches fire on I-294 in Berkeley.
18 Wheeler spills produce along a highway Sunday morning.
Months-long battle over a $50 parking ticket ends up costing Brookfield thousands.
South Korean designer creates 'Third Eye' for 'smartphone zombies'.
Special Loki Charms Cereal Brings Mischief to Breakfast.
Australian researchers discover why only two of echidna’s four penis heads become erect at one time.
How scientists taught monkeys the conc
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Jun 18, 2021
Episode 183½: The Aight Collection, Volume 5: Sayuri
The Aight Collection is a medley of choice audio clips from Slam City. Volume 5: Sayuri is a compilation of hand-picked gems from Episodes 162 through 174 of the Slam City podcast.
The Aight Collection
Volume 5: Sayuri
“The Ingenuity of Our Ancestors”, from Episode 172: Oxford Comma Police
“One More Nerd”, from Episode 166: Life on a Shelf
“The Strive for Five”, from Episode 169: The Fifth Jack by the Eleventh Hour
“Cheetah Symbology”, from Episode 162: Lunch Table
“Own A Hole”, from Episode 168: Onaception
“Vampire Lady”, from Episode 165: Beautiful Mess
“Poophole Loophole”, from Episode 172: Oxford Comma Police
“The Salmon Didn’t Sit Right”, from Episode 168: Onaception
“Breeding Visas”, from Episode 162: Lunch Table
“Femme Fellatale”, from Episode 165: Beautiful Mess
“Multipurpose Hole (Personal Pizza)”, from Episode 164: Slurp Game
“Str
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Jun 11, 2021
Episode 183: Burgers, Marilyn, Gyromite
If you are searching for the most thought-provoking conversations from scholar-gentlemen, then look no further than The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast. This time around, we navigate a bracket to decide on the best burger in the universe, deliver our infamous odd news commentary, and drop more of that quality banter that you expect from your favorite part-time friends.
Double X Quantimino.
Best Burger Bracket.
Marilyn Monroe: Was she murdered?
How to get rid of triggers with CBT.
Learning Corner: A fossilized turd (coprolite) measuring 8 inches long and 2 inches wide.
More learning: The term “old as f**k”.
Arthur the Arbiter revisits the concept Kids Eat Free.
This Is The Newz.
Steak 48 faces online backlash to new spending minimum, dress code.
Sonic Introduces Bursting Bubbles Drink Lineup.
Teen spent six years digging an underground home in the garden after a fight wi
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Jun 4, 2021
Episode 182: Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pudding
Discover what everyone on the other side of the tracks is raving about and listen to the thought-provoking conversations from the scholar-gentlemen of Slam City about the finest things in life, odd but interesting news, and the wealth of knowledge around us.
Double X Quantimino.
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial - Penis Breath.
Arthur the Arbiter: Kids Eat Free.
How Arthur saved another 70 cents: Hacking the BTS Meal at McDonald’s.
The Gemini Jackson Meal.
Brian’s love coach.
Gemini and Arthur order Jimmy John’s in the middle of the show.
Eric America’s cousin Chris Columbus.
Burrito’s Moving Update.
Brian’s Apartment Hunt Update.
Dating app nudes baiting.
This Is The Newz.
Man who can’t remember Bitcoin password says he’s ‘made peace’ with $220M loss.
School decides to cover girls' chests by altering yearbook photos, St. Johns County students, parents angry.
My wife has 125
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May 27, 2021
Episode 181: Good Eye, Sniper
Keep your ears warm and your pants tight with the witty banter and odd news commentary from the World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast. Recorded at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District where 4 out of 5 doctors may have found themselves in compromising positions.
Double X Quantimino.
Albums that you can wipe from front to back.
Masters of the Universe: Revelation.
Burrito’s Moving Status.
Brian’s Apartment Hunt.
Did Brian make a mistake when he declined anilingus?
This Is The Newz.
TikTok star, 22, is mortified to discover her high school teacher subscribes to her explicit OnlyFans account and even left a comment.
Genius or crazy? Woman fakes her own wedding to get back at ex-boyfriend.
Coronavirus Lingers in Penis and Could Cause Impotence.
High traces of Viagra in Seoul's sewers, research shows.
The salmon in this sushi didn’t come from the ocean—it wa
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May 22, 2021
Episode 180: The Last Josh
Listen to the Loud Table conversation taped at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District. Discover a unique experience that you have been craving all this time.
Double X Quantimino.
True or False: Yolandi Visser of Die Antwoord.
McFly in the flesh at Daddy Juice Energy Studio.
Everyone is vaccinated. Time for a human centipede.
Atlanta orgy.
Roofers.
Curbside pickup.
Shingles: The Revenge of the Chicken Pox.
Update on Wes Burrito moving.
Watermelon Girl.
Meta-Analysis.
This Is The Newz.
Boy, 4, accidentally buys $2.6K worth of SpongeBob Popsicles on Amazon.
Legends of the Hidden Temple Revival Now Casting.
Movie Amnesia.
You Actually Aren't Supposed to Mix Wasabi With Soy Sauce When Eating Sushi.
Fries with ketchup flavor baked in.
Ohio State Senator Is Caught Zooming and Driving.
Some Poor Guy Logged into a Court’s Zoom Call with Anal Sex-Themed Screenname.
Man crashes
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May 7, 2021
Episode 178: Blood Code
We saved you a seat at our lunch table, the Quantinimo™ powered podcast known across the universe as Slam City. Brian, Burrito, Gemini, and Arthur penetrate deep inside your ears with thought-provoking conversations that reflect the future of humanity today.
Preshow.
Wes Burrito.
Soggy Ben’s Sex Journal.
The Take Notes T-shirt.
Bleach stains, radioactive yazz.
Godzilla Versus Dong.
Costco Kenny for Be Praised Mayo.
Double X Quantimino.
Mexican restaurants with dry-ass limes.
Mortal Kombat.
Gas Station Cuisine.
Slam City Sea Cucumbers.
Japanese mosaic ultra massive loads.
Sonic the Hedgehog is canon.
This Is The Newz.
Chicken wing shortage leaves restaurants scrambling for more. ‘It’s a predicament’.
Nathan's Famous Brings Back 5-Cent Hot Dogs for First Time in More Than 100 Years.
Man builds poop wall in Washtenaw County after dispute with neighbor.
Oklahoma woman charged with
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Apr 30, 2021
Episode 177: Medium Rare
Immerse yourself with The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast and take an audio journey through the unique minds of the scholar-gentlemen from Slam City. Bring a change of clothes.
Double X Quantimino.
Steakhouse Dining.
Chuck roast versus Gemini Jackson.
Mexican butcher shops.
Post Nut Clarity.
Drew Barrymore movies.
McFly’s McJob.
McFly’s Date Night.
This Is The Newz.
Woman Caught Spraying Her Breast Milk Around At South California Festival.
A Florida McDonald's is paying people $50 just to show up for a job interview, and it's still struggling to find applicants.
McDonald’s partners with BTS on a new celebrity meal — with spicy Korean dipping sauce.
Strip club says Usher did not use fake money to tip dancers in Las Vegas.
Two women busted for trying to use a $1M bill — at a Dollar General store.
Cat in Japan alerts people to elderly man who fell into a ditch, made
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Apr 23, 2021
Episode 176: May Yonaise Be Praised
May Yonaise be praised! From tip to taint, Slam City covers the happenings of interesting scholar gentlemen, odd news commentary, food, and expanding knowledge. Recorded at the Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District, your all-time favorite part-time friends bring you a triple uranium podcast that makes people laugh deep inside.
Double X Quantimino.
Slam City's "street franchise" and what they sell.
How do you pronounce “mayonnaise”?
Bryan McFly’s Into the Future: Human cloacas and what we can expect in 2069: The Great Genital Swxtch.
J Roper Explained.
Your single favorite euphemism for “rubbing one out”.
Burrito is moving out of his home of 9 years to another place.
Collecting trading cards.
White Van Scam Explained.
Introducing Detective Dick Hawks.
This Is The Newz.
Brit who was posted home from Australia wants to find men who nailed crate shut.
Texas Man T
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Apr 16, 2021
Episode 175: Fish Out of Water
Your one-stop shop for interesting discussions with wandering viewpoints, odd news commentary, food talk, and some fun facts to top it off.
Double X Quantimino.
Baby born with three penises makes medical history.
Nature's Cereal, coconut milk, umami.
The Truman Show with Brian McFly.
Xennials.
The Burrito Bandito’s Top 20 DC Villains.
Donkey shows?
True or false?: Greased up donkey hole.
This Is The Newz.
Georgia Man Who Received 91,515 Pennies As Final Paycheck Cashes Out.
Lizard climbs up supermarket shelves as it raids a store for food.
Geologist beaten up by 'angriest octopus' on beach.
Woman thought she was passing a kidney stone in the toilet - but she was having a baby.
Sealed Super Mario Bros. sells for $660,000, shattering record for most expensive game ever.
‘Wheel Of Fortune’ fans cry foul after contestant loses out due to ‘dumb rule’.
Popular female biker unmasked a
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Apr 9, 2021
Episode 174: Hold Your Breath
Enjoy some quality time with the scholarly gentlemen of Slam City as they discuss the topics that matter most: Double X Quantimino, Odd Newz, Burrito’s Nippon News, What I Had For Lunch, and Eric America’s Learning Corner.
Double X Quantimino.
A reflection on the Ever Given fiasco, the ship that got stuck.
Riding around in cars with boys: Any bands you enjoyed and looked forward to listening to when you were in a sibling or friend’s car but that band wasn’t in your CD collection?
Could the Slam Citizens write and record a ska demo EP in one weekend so that we can usher in the fourth wave? What would our ska band be called? The Four Gregs, Chicken In a Biscuit, Citizen Skank, The Pick It Ups.
Tip to Taint: What is the true measure of success?
A skapera, a skancept album. Skandalous.
Would your 23-year-old self piss off your current old man self? Time travel scenario.
True or False
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Apr 3, 2021
Episode 173: Power Dynamic Thirty
Gemini, The Burrito Bandito, Brian McFly, and Arthur bring you a triple uranium episode filled with Double X Quantimino, odd news commentary, WIHFL, and Eric America’s Learning Corner.
Double X Quantimino.
Jurassic Park in our lifetime?
True or False: Topanga.
Amazon Gift Card Challenge.
Burrito’s Top 20 DC Heroes.
This Is The Newz.
Immature Hero Bikes 2,550 Miles From Poo Poo Point To Pee Pee Creek For Charity.
Heinz Is Releasing Wild Condiments Like Wasabioli, Tarchup, And Hanch.
Police seize real gun disguised as Nerf toy in North Carolina drug raid.
SF couple who ran trendy poop-testing startup charged with fraud.
Penis Size Is Shrinking Due To Environmental Pollution, Scientist Warns.
Brian McFly’s Into The Future
Burrito’s Nippon Newz.
Japanese company allows workers to take vacation to grieve if favorite idol singer gets married.
Former idol singer arrested on fraud charge
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Mar 25, 2021
Episode 172: Oxford Comma Police / The Boyfriend Experience
From tip to taint, this episode of Slam City covers the happenings of two former Blockbuster employees and two gentlemen/scholars, odd news, lunch, and learning new things. Recorded at the Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District, your all-time favorite part-time friends bring you a triple uranium podcast designed to help you unwind.
Double X Quantimino.
The Last Blockbuster on Netflix.
Reminiscing about Blockbuster, the video rental store concept, and VHS.
True or False: Former Gold Coast sex worker with two vaginas reveals how her rare condition helped her career.
The Poophole Loophole.
Why in 2021 are people still able to take shitty photos of stuff they’re selling on the internet?
Is a 4th Wave of Ska inevitable? Another ska revival?
Discussion about mainstream rock music today.
JNCO Boy.
Discovering ska.
Recording No Face by The Suicide Machines on a Talkboy up to
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Mar 19, 2021
Episode 171: Books, Farts, and Broken Hearts
Thought-provoking topics and odd news are discussed on The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District with your triple uranium hosts and part-time friends Gemini, Burrito, Brian, and Arthur.
Double X Quantimino.
Selling your soul for a billion dollars.
Sitting or standing to wipe. Who does what? Gemini reveals his secret.
True or False?: Cannibal play.
Cannibalism discussion.
Tipping is a Myth.
This Is The Newz.
Sony’s latest patent application: a banana PlayStation controller.
Burger King UK Responds to Criticism Over International Women’s Day Tweet.
Papa John’s former CEO says he’s been ‘working to get rid of the N-word’ in his vocabulary.
Burrito’s Nippon Newz.
10 yakuza members arrested for stealing sea cucumbers from the ocean.
We buy oysters from a Japanese vending machine.
Who actually writes Japan’s Le
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Mar 11, 2021
Episode 170: The Call of the Void
The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast provides the universe with comical, witty, and thought-provoking conversations from triple uranium award-winning hosts Gemini Jackson, The Burrito Bandito, Brian McFly, and Arthur Dood. Recorded at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District.
Double X Quantimino.
Gemini did not rinse after brushing.
True or False?: Traps.
China makes Covid anal swabs mandatory for all foreign arrivals. The long game, four degrees warmer.
Memories about TV.
1992.
Muzzy.
This Is The Newz.
Border agents seize 277 pounds of banned bologna.
Woman linked to crime by Cheeto residue on her teeth.
Iowa pizzeria serves up breakfast pizza with Froot Loops and cheese.
Luby’s.
Tic Tacs.
Burrito’s Nippon Newz.
Breast material shortage causing delay for explosively popular US$479 busty anime girl mousepad.
Town in Japan has an adorable boob mascot, make
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Mar 4, 2021
Episode 169: The Fifth Jack by the Eleventh Hour
Gemini, Brian, and Arthur meet up at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District for Double X Quantimino, The Newz, What I Had For Lunch, and Learning Corner.
Double X Quantimino
The first-ever product recall of a food because of its genetically engineered ingredients was when Taco Bell brand taco shells were pulled from stores after tests confirmed the presence of an ingredient not approved for human consumption.
What is your go-to at Taco Bell?
Deep dive into Mexican food.
Black holes 'sing' at a frequency similar to a B flat, but located 57 octaves below middle C.
What did you have your dck in before tiddies.
Last episode, Eric America mentioned in his Learning Corner that small breasts are often more attractive to men who've just eaten. McFly did the scientific studies about liking big breasts more before eating.
This Is The Newz.
Metallica's BlizzCon Performance Ruined
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Feb 26, 2021
Episode 168: Onaception
Gemini, Burrito, Brian, and Arthur meet up at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District to record another triple uranium episode of The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast.
Double X Quantimino.
Getting through city life without electricity, running water, and the Internet.
Bug out bags, long johns, flushing with melted snow.
Onaholes.
If power went out while you were at the grocery store, what would you loot?
How many Hot Wheels would fit in a Walmart shopping cart?
Generic Plan B.
Godzilla Singular Point on Netflix.
New Godzilla has super-thick thighs thanks to Studio Ghibli anime veteran.
This Is The Newz.
Warren police search for man who pooped in unlocked cars at auto shops.
Man back behind bars for carjacking 16-year-old girl just 20 minutes after prison release.
Turkish man strikes up 37-year friendship with swan.
All You Can Eat Restaurant Forced To Close
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Feb 20, 2021
Episode 167: Thought Audit
We saved you a seat at the lunch table where Gemini Jackson, The Burrito Bandito, Soggy Ben, and Arthur deliver a Quantimino™ powered triple uranium episode from Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District.
Double X Quantimino
Whale That Washed Up on Florida Beach Turns Out to Be an Entirely New Species
Cryptid discussion - Chupacopycat, Daddy Bigfoot
If you had 24 hours left to live, how would you spend those 24 hours?
What does Brian McFly keep in his bug out bag?
This Is The Newz.
'First 3D-printed home in U.S.' for sale in New York.
Four travelers eat 66 pounds of oranges to avoid extra airline fees: 'Never want to have any oranges again'.
Subway offers 'ITSREAL' deal on tuna subs following fake fish allegations.
Man in bond court attempts to virtually flirt with the judge.
Japan Looks To Amend Copyright Law To Force Some Cosplayers To Pay To Cosplay.
Burrito’s Nippo
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Feb 11, 2021
Episode 166: Life on a Shelf
Slam City welcomes a new co-host to the show, Brian McFly AKA Soggy Ben. The episode opens with 13 MySpace Questions with Brian followed by odd news commentary, lunch, and learning.
Double X Quantimino.
13 MySpace Questions with Brian McFly.
True of False roller coaster with Four Olivias.
Walk-up Songs.
Cereal Killers.
One wish.
Brian McFly Meal.
Renting Teen Wolf at Blockbuster Video.
Sonic the Hedgehog 2. Miles “Tails” Prower
IYDCT.
Brian McFly's debut WIHFL.
This Is The Newz.
Doctor's warning over beauty craze that uses erection cream to make lips bigger.
Subway’s tuna does not contain tuna.
Six arrested after changing Hollywood sign to "HOLLYBOOB".
Burrito’s Nippon Newz.
Why are some people in Japan paying big money for an old cassette tape?
Osaka accidentally mails out funeral service ads to people infected with coronavirus.
Rice made out of soybeans is coming.
A 189-year ol
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Feb 4, 2021
Episode 165: 美しい混乱 (Beautiful Mess)
Dudes in a Booth deliver another triple uranium episode to the Quantimino™ from Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District.
Double X Quantimino.
Godzilla vs Kong.
Resident Evil Village Tall Vampire Lady.
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones - The Final Parade.
Collecting animation cels.
This Is The Newz.
Gamestop, Wall Street, Hedge Funds, Reddit.
Essex academic's imposter 'copied work and tattoos'.
Confused, jealous wife stabs husband after seeing her younger self in old photos.
Rare US gold coin dating from 1787 sold for 9m dollars.
McDonald's Customer Enraged As Delivery Boy Cancels Order; Eats It Outside Her Home.
Georgia man charged with scamming nearly $1 million from grocery store.
Burrito’s Nippon Newz
Domino’s pizza now comes with tapioca and dango ball stuffed crust.
These two types of chocolate ramen are going to make Valentine’s Day extra-sweet.
Japan’s Tenga w
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Jan 28, 2021
Episode 164: Slurp Game
Gemini, The Burrito Bandito, and Arthur continue their brainstorming session for the hit original series Wilderness Man and discuss crane games, Moira Quirk, odd news commentary, what they had for lunch, skating rinks, and things that they learned. Eric America joins the banter.
Double X Quantimino.
Wilderness Man Brainstorming Session: Dude stuck in the wilderness. Gotta keep himself sane.
Wilderness Man characters: Ezekiel the Squirrel, Babbling Brooke, Scott Forest, Trey the Tree.
Wilderness Man game show ideas.
3 Mbps Upload Speed.
Choking on Food.
Burrito’s Nippon News.
Japan now has talking Evangelion ATMs.
Shinjuku arcade breaks the Guinness World Record for having the most crane games.
Sakura is set to bloom early in Tokyo.
Cherry blossom curry is set to bring spring to your plate even before the sakura arrive.
Crane Games.
American Gladiators.
The Floor Is Lava.
Legends
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Jan 21, 2021
Episode 163: Tear Up The Check
Gemini, The Burrito Bandito, and Arthur discuss an epiphany, The Wall game show, pet peeves, Foo Fighters songs, odd news commentary, lunch, DVDs, and Legoland.
Double X Quantimino.
A long conversation about The Wall game show.
Pet Peeves - No desktop mode allowed when browsing websites on smartphones, programs changing where options are located, wet socks.
Burrito's Nippon News.
We taste the new Japanese KitKat, aged in whisky barrels in Islay, Scotland.
Foo Fighters unveil an exclusive new Japanese sake.
The Colour and the Shape discussion.
Nippon News continued:
Genital manju sweets, with a dash of "pubic hair", raise eyebrows in Japan.
This Is The Newz.
Burger King is changing its logo after 20 years in a massive rebrand.
Hacker Locks Internet-Connected Chastity Cage, Demands Ransom.
Two ‘masked bandits’ raid California bank, and they didn’t want money.
Mystery Monolith Found i
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Jan 14, 2021
Episode 162: Lunch Table
From tip to taint, Slam City covers the happenings of dudes in a booth, odd news, lunch, and learning new things. Recorded at the Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District, your all-time favorite part-time friends bring you a triple uranium podcast designed to help you unwind.
Double X Quantimino.
We did not make New Year’s resolutions.
Burrito Bandito dusted off his weight bench.
Working out.
Shopping without a cart.
D.A.R.E.
If you were going to be without all of your electronic devices, phones, computers, radios, TVs in a remote cabin for a week, how would you keep yourself sane?
Wilderness Man plays The Price Is Right with squirrels.
Surprise Birthday Party for Burrito Bandito.
Spoiler alerts starting at 18:10 - WW84 Film Review by Burrito Bandito.
Wonder Woman 1984: Odd choices, missed opportunities, and a big WTF moment.
Fast forward to 53:07 to skip the Burrito’
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Jan 6, 2021
Episode 161: WVS Brainstorming Sessions, Volume 1
WVS Brainstorming Sessions is a compilation of recorded ideas and conversations from the Slam City podcast with Gemini, Foxtrot, Arthur, and Burrito about the White Van Scam franchise.
White Van Scam (WVS) is a slice of life space opera. Intergalactic boba runner Booba Gettz is tasked with selling overstock speakers out of the back of a white van. Otherwise, Bossman is gonna kill him.
Booba Gettz is everyone in the White Van Scam story. Booba Gettz is Bossman. All of the dimensions converge in the WVS timeline. The Crazy One has Everything.
For Episode 2, the WVS concept was repeated: selling speakers out of a white van.
In Episode 3, Booba Gettz experiences love at first sight. Enter Tonya Tottz. Booba tries to sell Tonya speakers but ends up asking her out to lunch instead.
In Episode 4, Booba and Tonya meet at Taqueria Acapulco on Earth for lunch. The food truck reminds Tonya of a taq
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Dec 30, 2020
Episode 160: The Land of Free Cheese
Foxtrot and Burrito were off for the holidays, so this episode replays a couple segments from recent episodes that feature them: Fun Facts About Godzilla and Power Tool Hustle. Gemini and Arthur did the odd news commentary and played What I Had For Lunch. Arthur recalls a strange dream that he had.
Arthur connected to Daddy Juice Energy Studio from a lo-fi parallel of the Quantimino™, so his audio quality is not triple uranium output this episode.
Double X Quantimino – Replay Edition.
Fun Facts About Godzilla (from Episode 154).
Power Tool Hustle (from Episodes 153-156).
This Is The Newz.
Man jailed for life over $20 marijuana sale has been freed.
Dark web drug trafficker used $50K to pay his mortgage.
Nature is not healing.
12-Year-Old ‘DJ’ Who Organised Rave Parties In School Loo Comes Home To Find His Equipment Confiscated.
Kung Fu Masters in China Who Practice the Painful Loo
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Dec 23, 2020
Episode 159: Higher Educational Technical Street Learning
Gemini, Foxtrot, Burrito, and Arthur meet up at the crossroads of the Quantimino™, Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District. Class is in session with the four dudes in the booth catching up, letting their imaginations run wild, commenting on odd news, and playing another round of their favorite guessing game, What I Had For Lunch.
Pre-show: Stats STAT.
A look back at 2020.
Burrito got bicycle parts in the mail which leads to a discussion about bicycles.
Coheed and Cambria reference: Ten Speed (Of God’s Blood and Burial).
Arthur’s bad luck in 2020 with his fridge, oven, and car.
Any movies, TV shows, podcasts, or musical compositions that got you through 2020?
The Boys, The Mandalorian, Clone Wars, 90s music, Band Maid.
If your d!ck could talk, which Ninja Turtle would it be?
The meaning of Xmas.
Tamales.
This Is The Newz.
Psychedelic drug DMT
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Dec 15, 2020
Episode 158: Cowabunga Egg Rolls
Intergalactic boba runners travel through the Quantimino™ to Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District to record a show about their happenings, odd news, lunch, and things that they learned.
Foxtrot PSA.
Double X Quantimino.
Ticking Time Bandito supervillain Kilohertz.
Voting J Roper off the island.
Mister Cleo runs the izakaya.
Izakaya menu. Omurice made with space eggs and cooked with the fire of four suns.
Rings of Saturn ice water.
The Crazy One intergalactic boba drink.
Recap of details from White Van Scam, the story of Booba Gettz.
Foxtrot’s superhero, Kumo the Spider Drift King.
Burrito pre-ordered the Evangelion Finally vinyl.
Tiny houses.
911 call for mouth burned by scorching lasagna.
This Is The Newz.
New Orleans swingers event becomes ‘superspreader’ after 41 test positive for coronavirus.
A ‘monolith’ in Slam City.
The Developer Who Painted Over th
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Dec 9, 2020
Episode 157: Monitor Presets
From tip to taint, Slam City covers the happenings of four dudes in a booth, odd news, lunch, and learning new things. Recorded at the Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District, your all-time favorite part-time friends bring you a triple uranium podcast designed to help you unwind.
Double X Quantimino.
Combo meals.
Tail discussion, tail cosplay: Barney, Michael J Fox, Left Shark.
Burrito got mail: Cowboy Bebop vinyl.
Foxtrot finished the first two seasons of The Boys. Gemini and Arthur bring up that one scene in Season 2 again without spoiling it.
Ticking Time Bandito enemy Vektor.
Mr Cleo.
The Circle Game, The Pizza Game.
Milk expiration dates: If it ain’t cheese, you drink it with ease.
Yerba mate.
High-tech electric toothbrushes.
Valorant explained to Burrito.
This Is The Newz
Indonesian man becomes a millionaire as a meteorite crashes into home.
Burger King Japan Ask
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Nov 25, 2020
Episode 156: All Night at the Izakaya
Gemini, Foxtrot, Burrito, and Arthur pack their bug out bags and meet up at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District to record another intergalactic episode of Slam City.
Gemini made pon de rings on his Twitch stream and reflects on the experience.
Burrito Bandito took his damaged linen back posters out of their package and updated the gang on his ideas with them.
More discussion about bug out bags brought up in the previous episode.
Slam City Night Out Bug Out Bag.
Foxtrot got all of his power tool returns and exchanges sorted out.
If you could have only one superpower, which superpower would it be?
Burrito would be Eduardo Tiempo, the Ticking Time Bandito with his sidekick, Krystal Quartz, the Hourglass.
Foxtrot is Spider Drift King aka Kumo Chop Suey, a superhero with powers like Spider-man.
Arthur would have the power to teleport.
Gemini would be brown Gumby.
Job titl
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Nov 19, 2020
Episode 155: Dropping a Red Sock in Bleach Water is One Way to Make a Pink Tube Sock
Gemini, Foxtrot, Burrito, and Arthur record another triple uranium episode at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District for conversations about life, lunch, and odd news.
Double X Quantimino.
Gemini Jackson made pancakes on his live stream.
Foxtrot updates the gang on his power tool hustle.
Burrito’s poster finally arrived but with bad news.
2021 Prediction.
Civil War II - You have 30 minutes to take what you need with you, what will you take?
This Is The Newz
Man Banned From Yellowstone National Park After Rangers Catch Him Cooking Chickens in the Hot Springs.
Taiwan teen woke from a 62-day coma by words 'chicken fillet'.
The Company That Owns Arby’s And Buffalo Wild Wings Just Bought Dunkin’ Brands For $11.3 Billion.
Tesla just rolled out its own tequila. It's already sold out.
Beach ball-sized jellyfish capable of damaging boats spotted in South Carolina.
Rare, 4-
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Nov 10, 2020
Episode 154: Unicorn Jerky
Gemini, Foxtrot, Burrito, and Arthur travel through the Quantimino to the Beaded Curtain District to record another intergalactic episode of Slam City. Bring a change of clothes.
Burrito fell under the weather last week, got tested for Covid, and fortunately tested negative.
Foxtrot provides updates on his tool collection hustle.
Amazon Prime’s The Boys watch party update.
Fun Facts about Godzilla.
You can only pick your three favorite three breakfast cereals from a list of nine.
What I Had For Lunch: Gemini had Eggo blueberry waffles. Burrito had a salmon burger with gorgonzola cheese. Foxtrot had chicken and dumplings with habanero hot sauce. Arthur had leftover Red Baron pizza.
This Is The Newz.
Man arrested in Japan for selling overseas bootleg anime DVDs.
More than $1M worth of stolen Home Depot goods recovered.
McDonald's McRib is returning to menus across America for the first t
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Nov 3, 2020
Episode 153: Cosmic Paintbrush
Gemini, Foxtrot, Burrito, and Arthur record from Daddy Juice Energy Studio for another solid episode of Slam City.
Burrito’s package was lost in the mail and still lost.
Burrito gets another package and unboxes a slide hammer.
Foxtrot expands his tool collection and explains his hustle.
The Boys watch party update.
Netflix documentaries.
Moderation.
The Good vs Evil Draft.
What I Had For Lunch - Foxtrot made Shin ramen. Gemini made chicken Marsala. Burrito had lasagna soup and Domino’s. Arthur had Marco’s double pepperoni specialty pizza for half-price.
Fideo Paella’s Italian cousin, Pollo Marsala.
This Is The Newz.
Meet the Diabolical Ironclad Beetle. It’s Almost Uncrushable.
President Trump’s Twitter was accessed by a security expert who guessed the password ‘maga2020!’.
Crisis fermenting as cabbage shortage hits South Korea's kimchi culture.
7-Eleven Japan’s “Paper
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Oct 27, 2020
Episode 152: Little Kurt
Gemini, Foxtrot, Burrito, and Arthur travel through the Quantimino™ to Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District for another fantastic episode of Slam City.
Gemini asks Burrito and Foxtrot who would play them in a Hollywood movie. Burrito would be played by Andrew Garfield or Michael Cera. Foxtrot would be played by Bruce Lee, Jet Li, or Chun Li. Near the end of this episode, the suggestion of Foxtrot being played by Bobby Lee is brought up. Gemini would be played by The Rock.
Gemini, Foxtrot, and Arthur try Dunkin’s Spicy Ghost Pepper donut. There was some heat, but they were not impressed.
Burrito’s package has not arrived, so he’s filing an insurance claim.
First episode of Exhibit A on Netflix. Thank You, Soldier.
The Boys from Amazon Prime.
The two Guinness World Records broken for longest legs last episode was for longest legs for a female and longest legs fo
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Oct 20, 2020
Episode 151: Unnatural Beams of Light
Gemini, Foxtrot, Burrito, and Arthur meet up at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain for more discussions on life, lunch, and odd news.
The hosts with the most open up with a discussion about Amazon’s Prime Day.
Unrelated to Prime Day, Burrito had a package lost in the mail and reveals that he has not one but two USPS apps installed on his phone.
Arthur’s fridge was finally fixed and is making ice again. His new oven was delivered and installed.
What I Had For Lunch: Arthur had pizza from Marco’s. Foxtrot made avocado toast at home. Burrito had a mesquite smoked ham and turkey sandwich with pepper jack cheese. Gemini had a lamb gyro at a Greek cafe.
Why is “It’s Not What You Said, It’s How You Said It” funny to us?
Random Holes Donuts. Explore.
This Is The Newz
A Texas teenager breaks two world records for longest legs.
France to distribute free medical cannabis,
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Oct 14, 2020
Episode 150: Clearly A Crime of Passion
Gemini, Foxtrot, Arthur, and Burrito take another trip through the Quantimino™ to deliver thought-provoking discussions about life, lunch, news, and learning new things.
The episode opens with a pre-show. Gemini and Arthur try a Japanese creme brulee-flavored bottled milk tea.
Arthur had an appliance nightmare week. His oven was malfunctioning, so he purchased a new oven. The first oven delivered showed up four hours late of the scheduled window and arrived damaged. Arthur also had an issue with his fridge not cooling down properly which took the repair company two trips to fix. He could not finish all of the ice cream before it melted.
Gemini and Arthur then try a Japanese snack, an individually-wrapped cheese puff. It was not good.
Drink milk. It’ll make your diqq bone bigger.
The forearm ruler.
Dr J Roper, forensic ejaculate spatter expert. His archnemesis is The Puddler.
Arthur h
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Oct 7, 2020
Episode 149: Kataza
Gemini, Foxtrot, Burrito, and Arthur drop some audio to deliver the Slam Citizens another dynamite episode of Slam City.
Gemini discusses “overcornification”. Have you ever heard of Howl-O-Scream?
Burrito’s Dictionary Discovery: Meef
MEEF™ is a cultured meat solution that uses your own stem cells as starter cultures so that you’re guaranteed to get the specific nutrients your body NEEDS.
A lexitor is a person that sells words.
Burrito got a new Hedorah shirt.
Top 10 Spicy Chicken McNuggets
McD’s sauces
All-Purpose
Fan Mail on paper in cursive
Balmuda Triangle
What I Had For Lunch: Arthur had Taco Bell, Gemini had a Jimmy Dean’s breakfast bowl, Burrito had Krispy Kreme doughnuts, and Foxtrot had omurice.
This is the Newz
Chuck E. Cheese is plotting an animated TV show and a live-action movie starring its mouse mascot.
Tiny Rubik’s Cube goes on sale in Japan for the anniver
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Sep 30, 2020
Episode 148: Patent-Pending Nanometer Technology | Personal Umami | There Is No Life Before Balmuda | It’s Not What You Said, It’s How You Said It
Gemini, Foxtrot, Burrito, and Arthur meet up at Daddy Juice Energy Studio to spend quality time behind the mics with their part-time friends and share ideas and commentary about life, lunch, news, and the ongoing quest for knowledge.
After the introduction, Gemini and Foxtrot were given a fat check from a returning deepfake sponsor: Sogi Crispee Flakes. A new script was provided, and the dapper duo do what they do best, botch the read. Arthur works with Gemini and Foxtrot to improve the read, but then it goes to Burrito and Gemini doing the read.
Burrito is back in the office where the cleaning crew started steam cleaning the carpet near the end of the day making Burrito cough non-stop.
In Slam City, Gemini Jackson’s convenience stores are called Gemini-Marts. He hit the lottery and reinvested into the community as a slumlord. Gemini-Mart competes with Burrito’s Bodega.
What I Had Fo
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Sep 23, 2020
Episode 147: Safe Wordz
Gemini, Foxtrot, Arthur, and Burrito meet up at Daddy Juice Energy Studio to lay down more audio to feed the listeners and Slam Citizens. Foxtrot and Burrito are connected via Jitsi; Gemini and Arthur are in the studio.
Gemini watched a true crime documentary about a wine connoisseur scam artist titled Sour Grapes. Burrito got a new Godzilla figure. Arthur and Burrito both watched the new Mulan film to Gemini and Foxtrot’s disappointment, but the conversation moves to actress Ming-Na Wen, who played Chun-Li in the Van Damme Street Fighter movie.
What I Had For Lunch. Foxtrot made it at home: cheese pretzels and a hamburger. He also had cake for breakfast. Burrito shares what he had for lunch earlier in the week but mentioned he had a torta and gives a quick review of the delicious Tex-Mex sandwich. The conversation evolves to talking about the Tex-Mex restaurant then back to what Burri
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Sep 16, 2020
Episode 146: Lo-Standard
Gemini and Arthur meet up at the Daddy Juice Energy Studio with Foxtrot and Burrito dropping in via Jitsi.
The audio opens with a little pre-show banter from the Intergalactic Boba Runners. Is someone nearby stealing Burrito’s wi-fi? Phobia discussion. Phone anxiety. Gemini works on his club song. Burrito uses his imagination re-designing the wax stage of a car wash. False start with the show actually starting at approximately 5 minutes, 36 seconds.
Foxbox VPN brings a couple fetishes for discussion: eproctophilia and acucullophilia. How Was Your Week? Foxtrot’s dog killed and ate some baby bunnies. Gemini finished watching the true crime documentary on Netflix titled Staircase and talks about it. Spoiler alert. He explores a possible app called Gemini’s Gemz. The Boba Runners brainstorm sending out CDs with Slam City episodes. Who can maintain 50 deep, meaningful friendships?
What
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Sep 9, 2020
Episode 145: Polishing The Turd
Gemini and Arthur return to the Daddy Juice Energy Studio with Foxtrot and Burrito on the other side of the glory hole.
Audio begins with a bonus pre-show behind the scenes so you can see how the checks are cashed: Arthur reflects on editing the previous episode. Foxtrot talks chainsaws. Gemini’s beer breakdown. Superbad drawings on Slam City’s OnlyFans page. Quick notes discussion. Finger flute. Show starts at 5:48.
The ad read for Foxbox VPN brings up a couple Japanese fetishes and a promo code in Latin that the Intergalactic Boba Runners discuss before they review their week.
Burrito went to a few stores to run errands and is working on a mountain bike. Gemini Jackson was on the CSCB campaign trail.
What I Had For Lunch.
This Is The Newz.
Japan’s ‘flying car’ gets off ground, with a person aboard.
‘Black Panther’ actor Chadwick Boseman
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Sep 2, 2020
Episode 144: Protect Ya Nectar
The Intergalactic Boba Runners were unable to record this episode from the Daddy Juice Energy Studio, since Gemini Jackson was on the CSCB (Chicken Skins, Chicken Bones) campaign trail.
Please pardon the audio quality for this episode. Our creative and very appreciated staff had already prepared most of the show’s content and needed to give our Slam Citizens new audio, so Julio Tejas would mail us that check. None of your fearless and greasy hosts could make it to the studio, so the warmth of our golden voices were not recorded through our gently used Neumann U67’s. We had to use our virtual meeting headsets, yuck.
Special thanks to Jaymark, Jenny Huan, Regina Veracruz, and Peter Quistgard for continuing their hard work and dedication despite our logistical obstacles this time around in support of Future President Gemini Jackson and the Skins and Bones Party. No thanks to whoev
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Aug 26, 2020
Episode 143: Boomchi
Gemini and Arthur meet up at Daddy Juice Studio in the Beaded Curtain District with Foxtrot and Burrito via Jitsi for their recap of the short week, play everyone’s favorite Slam City classic guessing game What I Had For Lunch, comment on odd news, and reflect on what they learned this week.
Gemini did a live stream where he attempted to make a tornado omelette.
Burrito went outside to check the mail to get some cars.
Spill the Beans, Burrito - Burrito’s red faux leather desk chair finally arrived.
This is the Newz
Marijuana vending machines now available in Colorado with more to follow
America Has Two Feet. It’s About to Lose One of Them.
If You Aren’t Milking Your Corn, Is It Really Summer?
Russell Kirsch, Inventor of the Pixel, Passed Away
Microsoft Internet Explorer is finally dead
Bald eagle attacks $950 drone, sends it to bottom of Lake Michigan
A
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Aug 19, 2020
Episode 142: Circus Peanut Jellö Salad
Gemini, Foxtrot, Burrito, and Arthur lose themselves in the Quantimino™ for another episode.
Burrito Bandito got his Band Maid shirts; BJ Chair on its way.
The weeks remain as short as days.
What I Had For Lunch: Floyd’s, Tuna, Red Baron, Turkey sandwich with hatch pepper cheese
Mushroom Talk
Smartfood’s Cap’n Crunch’s Crunch Berries Popcorn Mix Is Officially Hitting Shelves Next Week
‘Animaniacs’ Reboot Sets Hulu Premiere Date
Feds discover ‘most sophisticated tunnel in history’ along US-Mexico border
'Ren & Stimpy' Documentary 'Happy Happy Joy Joy' Unveils First Trailer
Joe Rogan makes good on Texas move
$1.5 million face mask, complete with 18-karat white gold and 3,600 diamonds
Report finds cancer-causing ‘forever chemicals’ in McDonald’s, Wendy’s and Burger King food packaging
Beer, leather company called out after accidentally naming
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Aug 12, 2020
Episode 141: Egg Control Is Paramount
Guy finessed for $60 on date at Texas Roadhouse, Friend starts a GoFundMe for $60, got up to $1400
. Burrito’s Beer Breakdown: Slam City Squirter - Key Lime Pie beer
. Burrito got another Hot Wheels car: Tokyo Olympics 2020 Toyota 2000GT
. What I Had For Lunch
. TNS - Taco Neck Syndrome
. Free Medium Pizza with Points
. Foxtrot had a barbacoa torta over the weekend
. Peanut butter and jelly sandwich with pickles
. Football with Tanks
. The Rock Buys XFL In $15 Million Deal
. Analogue Pocket Pre-Orders Sell Out in 15 Minutes
. Pringles instant noodles are being sold in Japan
. Frog Eats Beetle. Beetle Crawls Through Guts to Escape
. Zelda recipe appears in serious novel by serious author after rushed Google search
. Mystery as bizarre 15ft creature washes up on beach in Merseyside
. Tanzanite: Tanzanian miner earns millions after second rare find
. This Japanese face mask translates int
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Aug 5, 2020
Episode 140: Anything Barbacoa
Gemini, Foxtrot, Burrito, and Arthur take their virtual seats at the Loud Table for another trip to Slam City.
. Objectophilia, Savantophilia
. How Was Your Week?
. Burrito ordered a new desk chair
. A Slam City gaming stream?
. Burrito breaks down The Old Guard movie.
. If you could have Uber Eats right now, what would you have?
. Anything Barbacoa food truck where main ingredient in all of the menu items is barbacoa
. Plant-based barbacoa, non-GMO, zero waste, 3D-printed, stem cells, blockchain, carbon neutral, renewable, organic, solar energy
. Fire of the Four Suns hot sauce
. What I Had For Lunch – macaroni and cheese, chicken wings, barbacoa breakfast tacos, pizza
. Time Travel with GMN and Burrito about a mathlete trip where Gemini overslept and the bus had to get him
. This is the Newz
. Washington’s football team to call itself Washington Football Team until it settl
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Jul 29, 2020
Episode 139: MMXX World Tour
Bonus pre-show: Gemini Belch, Burger King Family Bundle, Playstation 5, Lone Star Rio Jade
. How Was Your Week sponsored by Foxbox VPN
. Burrito Bandito scored some Band Maid shirts
. Foxtrot brings the you know to the people on Twitch
. Have you ever stained porcelain?
. Bidet observations
. Butsuk 9000
. Slam City Yearbook
. What I Had For Lunch – Burrito: Bajirak Kalguksu, Foxtrot: lasagna, Arthur: Taco Bell Grilled Cheese Burrito, GMN: Za
. Lasagna Takoyaki
. Deepfake sponsor: Julio Tejas
. This is the Newz
. Teenager allegedly spends $20,000 of parents’ money on Twitch donations without them knowing
. KFC creating 3D-printed ‘meat of the future’
. Dog Heist: Man Drove Car into Pet Store and Stole 6 Puppies
. The Bizarre History of Rock, Paper, Scissors
. Police search for woman, accused of shooting boyfriend who refused to argue with her
. Toyota owner left
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Jul 22, 2020
Episode 138: Bolivian Raincoat
Intergalactic Boba Runners discuss Band Maid for the Intergalactic Boba Runners anime.
. How Was Your Week?? sponsored by Foxbox VPN
. The week was as short as the days.
. Measuring time with fishfkcs
. Smurfs are sandbagging pro gamers.
. Bandito installed new shocks on his truck and replaced the battery. He also got the iPhone SE 2 but no case yet. One-day shipping took a few days.
. Gemini traveled for work and stayed in a casino hotbox hotel.
. What I Had For Lunch sponsored by Julio Tejas
. Combination fried rice, Burger King paper crown, Sonic footlong
. Selena x San Antonio Spurs
. Dude Allegedly Spends $8,000 of Honeymoon Money On a Gaming PC
. Music teacher convicted of giving girls semen-tainted flutes. He’s going to prison
. CR abbreviation
. Man bites seagull after it tried to steal his McDonald’s food
. Washington Redskins Are Having Issues Changing Their Name Likely
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Jul 15, 2020
Episode 137: Separated by Emojis
How Was Your Week? sponsored by Foxbox VPN
. Weeks go by super fast for Foxtrot. Bandito wakes up at a decent time; waking up and getting out of bed are two different things. Arthur had the free Slurpee game all wrong.
. 451 Degrees Fahrenheit, Fire of Four Suns hot sauce
. How Foxtrot makes quesadillas
. Dou-ble Dip-It Down—
. Emo band name: Separated by Emojis
. Scream choir
. Debut album: Separation Anxiety, Track 1: Separation , Track 2: 35 Minutes of Silence 3⃣5⃣, Track 3: Anxiety
. All song titles by Separated by Emojis are emojis.
. X’s for Eyes: xx4ii
. Names in Parentheses
. Quantimino: 4 new emojis
. What I Had For Lunch: Sous vide chicken sandwich, Fried rice, Pizza, Busway
. This is the Newz
. PlayStation owner accidentally buys 11 years of PlayStation Plus membership
. Ennio Morricone, Influential Creator of Music for Modern Cinema, Dies at 91
. Woman,
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Jul 8, 2020
Episode 136: Xmas in July (Edge On)
The Burrito Bandito got his tools to work on his truck.
. Foxtrot reviews a 2020 Nissan Altima; he would rather his 240
. Budissy in the Slam City vernacular
. Free Slurpees
. Home Game on Netflix
. Minute to Win It with Apollo Ono flexing at the camera
. Official Sport of Slam City: Urethrus
. What I Had For Lunch
. Easy, greasy chimicheesy
. This is the Newz
. Doomscrolling Is Slowly Eroding Your Mental Health
. Lamborghini Huracan Spyder totaled 20 minutes after leaving showroom
. Nasa astronaut accidentally drops mirror into space
. NASA offering $20,000 for best idea in astronaut toilet challenge
. Man takes a swim in Bass Pro Shops aquarium, police work to identify him
. Man Tries Using Tree To Lift Ford Super Duty Cab And It Goes Terribly Wrong
. Rob Paulsen Promises the New ‘Animaniacs’ Episodes Stay True to the Original
. Couple finds swastika of pepperoni on their Little Ca
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Jul 1, 2020
Episode 135: Beaded Curtain District
How Was Your Week: Bandito got some new tools. Foxtrot’s world is on fire. Arthur’s home Internet pulses with the pandemic. Gemini’s weeks fly and the work is never done.
. What I Had For Lunch
. Avocado Toast
. Vienna Sausage
. This Is The Newz
. Government denies knowledge of strange ‘UFO’ over Japanese city
. Giant cherry found on Italian farm unofficially breaks world record
. ‘The Bold and the Beautiful’ employs blow-up doll for love scenes
. Man with machete tattoo on face accused of machete attack
. Drunk monkey to spend life behind bars in India
. Man on whale-watching holiday captures one-in-a-million shot of 10-foot penis
. Free Comic Book Day Expands to 9 Weeks This Summer
. Guinness reverses decision to strip Billy Mitchell’s Pac-Man and Donkey Kong records
. Sushi tacos now on sale in Japan
. Stunningly intact giant squid washes ashore in
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Jun 24, 2020
Episode 134: Proxy One Twenty Remix, Time Travel Back Three Months
Our recent recording meant to be Episode 134: Salted Plumz was lost in the Quantimino. To keep the content flowing, the Intergalactic Boba Runners travel back in time three short months ago when the Dudes in a Booth were still taping shows in the Booth, not wearing masks, not social distancing, and watching the world stockpile toilet paper. Those ideas were still in their infancy, but Rona had already started her invasion across the planet.
. Special Guests: Burrito Candy
. How Was Your Week?
. Foxbox VPN and Spit Plus
. 2700 Seconds Listening Party
. Gemini Clicks Anything
. Feral Hogs Find and Destroy Cocaine Worth $22,000 Hidden in Woods
. White Van Scam starring Booba Gettz – Bossman Gonna Kill Me, First Idea Session
. Julio Tejas
. Public Service Announcement to Junior Pandas: Spank Bank Preservation
. Booba Gettz The Crazy One
. This Is The Newz
. Children’s book gets Guinn
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Jun 17, 2020
Episode 133: Quantum Entanglement
13 MySpace Questions with Scottye Moore of BS Network
. What I Had For Lunch
. Burrito’s Beer Breakdown: Baron’s Taint pecan praline nut brown ale
. This Is The Newz
. Porn star Nacho arrested after man dies during toad venom ritual
. A man put a cellphone charger up his pee hole
. Amazon worker loses engagement ring while packing boxes
. Wallet lost at Walmart returned with more than $5,000 still inside
. Doctors had to remove a dead fish from the rectum of a patient
. Newton’s recipe for ‘toad vomit lozenges’ up for auction
. Physicists entangle 15 trillion hot atoms
. Man casually walks into hospital with crossbow arrow lodged in his chest
. ‘Cops’ Canceled By Paramount Network
. San Jose police fire rubber bullets at own bias trainer, rupture his testicle
. Gin Bottles Containing Hand Sanitizer Sold to Public In Coronavirus Mix-Up
. Woman Celebrates 50 Years
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Jun 10, 2020
Episode 132: It Already Done Been Happened Again
Bonus pre-show
. Cory the Feet is Feet Guy AKA “Big Toe” and Randall “Pinky Toe” Jefferson
. Feet is Feet Symposium/Foot Festival/The Heeling/Heelium/Burning Feet sponsored by Tinactin and British Knights
. How Was Your Week?
. Burrito’s Beer Breakdown: Slam City Brewery’s Nocturnal Emissions Nitro Milk Stout
. The Refreshments song “Banditos”
. Lit songs “Over My Head” and “My Own Worst Enemy”
. What I Had For Lunch
. Baja Fingerblast
. If you could work at one fast food restaurant for a day and make whatever you wanted
. This Is The Newz
. Man who allegedly broke into bank says he did it for a ‘Hot Pocket’
. SpaceX’s Starship underwent a Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly
. South Carolina school apologizes for ‘inappropriate’ assignment on slavery
. Podcasts have grown 129,000% (yes, percent) in the last decade
. SARS-CoV-2 looks like a hybrid of viruses fr
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Jun 3, 2020
Episode 131: Espresso Snowflakes
How Was Your Week?
. The Matrix eats Yelo Panda during Foxbox VPN sponsor read
. Burrito’s Beer Breakdown: Martin House Blackberry Cobbler
. Tip to Taint grading scale debate, middle of the shaft
. Quantimino: It’s already been happened again.
. What I Had For Lunch
. Fried Rice in Lethal Weapon 4
. Skins and Bones Campaign 2020: Questions from the press for Future President Jackson, Future Vice President Yelo Panda, and Future Secretary of State Burrito
. 65-year-old man dies from injuries from having sex with his 81-year-old male relative
. Has NASA Found A Parallel Universe ‘Where Time Flows Backwards?’
. America’s Last Blockbuster Gets A Boost From Film Buffs Staying At Home
. Official Citra for Android releases as the first mobile Nintendo 3DS emulator
. The US successfully tested a laser weapon that can destroy aircraft mid-flight
. Researchers squeeze 44.2 Tbps through
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May 27, 2020
Episode 130: Thiccc as Thieves (Fire of Four Suns)
Deepfake sponsors: Foxbox VPN, Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Spit Plus, Urite FlyLite
. How Was Your Week?
. Burrito Bandito Movie Review: Scoob!
. Daddy Juice Energy Drink
. Triple C Brand is a Slam City umbrella corporation
. GMN reviews Popeye’s chicken sandwich
. Orbitz drink, Crystal Pepsi
. Krystal Peppsee, Daddy Juice Energy Drink spokesmodel
. Arthur Doppleganger, Arthur White 96, had the same cable Internet problems
. Fortune Teller
. What I Had For Lunch
. Skins & Bones Campaign 2020
. We ain’t playin’ with this campaign! Let’s make this November a Yesvember!
. Questions from the press for FP Jackson, FVP Yelo Panda and FSoS Burrito
. This Is The Newz
. Scientists genetically modified a mouse to be 4 percent human
. Average Slam City employee working from home starts drinking before 5 PM
. Woman accused of throwing bottle of bodily fluids through Taco Bel
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May 20, 2020
Episode 129: Men Overboard
Shower beer bating
. Real Ale Devil’s Backbone beer review
. Arthur works from home for the first time
. Thunderbirds over SH69 and Fort Gettz
. What I Had For Lunch
. Skins and Bones Campaign 2020: Questions for the Future Secretary of State Burrito
. This Is The Newz
. Can Farts Transmit COVID-19 Coronavirus?
. For 8 years, a hacker operated a massive IoT botnet just to download Anime videos
. Brian May taken to hospital after tearing buttock muscles while gardening
. Mountain Dew Doritos have arrived in Australia for all you Drywall Kyle’s
. 5-year-old boy caught driving to California for a Lamborghini gets ride in dream car
. ‘All for Whataburger!’: Woman loses temper in Whataburger drive-thru, scrapes other car
. GMN French joke
. Man assaults HEB cashier over meat limit purchasing
. Viral video sensation ‘double rainbow guy’ dies at 57
. Court says Houston strip club c
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May 13, 2020
Episode 128: Patients Zero
Key Lime Donuts Disappointment
. Justice for Gemini
. What I Had For Lunch
. This Is The Newz
. Cannabis worth €800,000 uncovered at Dublin postal depot
. ‘Jeopardy’ Contestant’s Strange Behavior Stuns Alex Trebek
. N.J. ramen shop owner relaunched as nonprofit to hire back staff
. Michigan pilot gives a literal ‘F U’ to governor over coronavirus lockdown
. ‘Murder Hornets’ in the U.S.: The Rush to Stop the Asian Giant Hornet
. Gunfire exchanged in DMZ across border between North and South Korea
. Barrel filled with 90 pounds of marijuana washes up in Florida
. A 5-year-old boy was pulled over in Utah on his way to California to try to buy a Lamborghini
. Legendary punk label Dischord Records has entire catalog online for free
. A man wore what appeared to be a KKK white hood on a trip to the grocery store
. Elon Musk’s newborn might have
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May 7, 2020
Episode 127: The Way of the Booty Hole
The Ecko on Ecko Story
. How Was Your Week
. Reminiscing the Blockbuster Days
. Playstation 2, Tony Hawk, Twisted Metal, Spyro the Dragon
. 44 Degree Staple, Jersey Numbers
. France Runs Out of Cheese
. The Earth is Healing
. Mayor Pro Tem, The Boston Cream Pie Story – Dogfish Head beer, a whole pie + Love
. What I Had For Lunch: Furry ramen, omurice, pizza, sandwich (no chips)
. GofundArt Chip Fund
. This is the Newz
. Japanese firm holds bizarre funerals for sex dolls with a porn star officiating
. Dolly Parton secretly produced Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and fans are freaking out
. Krispy Kreme Unveiled 3 Fruit-Flavored Donuts For Spring Including One Stuffed With Lemon Kreme
. Is it still a baker’s dozen if you pay for the 13th?
. Kanye West Is Now Officially A Billionaire—And He Really Wants The World To Know
. The Psychology Behind That Tempting Quarantine Makeover
. Peopl
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Apr 29, 2020
Episode 126: Nefarious
Free pre-show triple uranium audio
. Automatic staplers
. ATHF’s Meatwad
. How Was Your Week: Burrito actually went outside.
. Intersection of SH 69
. Yelo Panda Moustache Update
. Burrito is the Beard Emoji
. Riki-O Anime
. Internet Relay / Feedback Loop
. Covid ballz
. GMN 2020: Questions from the press for FP Gemini Jackson, FVP Yelo Panda & FSoS Burrito
. TA7: Taqueria Acapulco
. What I Had For Lunch
. Fiarrhea from Korea
. Sopapilla Headquarters
. SH 69 Trailer Park food trucks and booths: TA7, Intergalactic Boba, The Crazy One, Fiarrhea, Nomoji Froyo, Tofuin Around, Feet is Feet, Fortune Teller
. Four Dudes In A Merch Booth
. This Is The Newz
. Little Caesars To Give 250,000 Slices Of Pizza To Healthcare Workers & First Responders Across Canada
. How to Cut a Pizza
. IKEA Releases Recipe for Its Famous Swedish Meatballs
. Taco Bell is giving away free tacos again as p
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Apr 22, 2020
Episode 125: Bossman Gonkilme
World Events
. What I Had For Lunch
. Manscaping with Hot Wheels Lawnmower
. Jet Skis
. Out of Yeast
. Frito Pies
. Stuck
. GMN 2020 Questions for the Future President, Vice President, and Secretary of State
. This Is The Newz
. Dogs could help ‘sniff out’ coronavirus
. How to Cover Your Tracks Every Time You Go Online
. Man accidentally ejects himself from fighter jet during surprise flight
. Amy Schumer changes son’s name after realising it sounded like a body part
. Australian man completes 2,806 push-ups in one hour
. Wet wipes clog all four pumps at Florida wastewater facility
. Unicode announces no new emojis in 2021 due to COVID-19
. Indiana man finds mysterious $8.2 million in bank account
. Dr. Fauci endorses Tinder hookups ‘if you’re willing to take a risk’
. Woman fined for taking turtle for a walk in Rome
. Banksy Jokes His Wife Is Sick Of
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Apr 15, 2020
Episode 124: COVID-20 Beta
Backstage at the Slam City studio
. How Was Your Day
. Deepfake Sponsor: Foxbox VPN
. What I Had For Lunch
. Deepfake Sponsor: Julio Tejas
. Mighty Fine Slam City Burger Bot Farm Confession
. GMN 2020 Questions for the Future President, Vice President and Secretary of State
. We Ain’t Playin’ With This Campaign
. This Is The Newz
. Deepfake Sponsor: Booba Gettz – The Crazy One
. Indonesian Counterfeit Fashion
. Honor Blackman, Bond Girl Pussy Galore
. Microbes from Yellowstone’s hot springs make new meat substitute
. Pandas mate in lockdown after ten years trying
. Giant game of ‘Street Fighter II’ projected onto apartment building
. Twitch streamer breaks Guinness record with 195-hour marathon
. Guinness World Records Discussion
. Zoom CEO Tells NPR He Never Thought ‘Seriously’ About Online Harassment Until Now
. Asa Akira donates her PornHub inco
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Apr 8, 2020
Episode 122: Buckle My Shoe
Foxtrot and Burrito connect from the outside world
. Weirdest things out of stock
. Wish dotcom
. What I Had For Lunch
. GMN 2020: Questions for the Future President
. Kung Flu
. Godzilla Cloaca
. Booba Gettz cheese
. Deepfake sponsors: Julio Tejas
. Foxtrot PSA
. Deepfake sponsors: Booba Gettz – The Crazy One
. Foxtrot’s Skyline got hit in the parking lot
. Black bags
. This Is The Newz
. Drinking bleach will not prevent coronavirus, poison control center warns
. Brothers who hoarded 17,700 bottles of hand sanitizer forced to donate to charity
. Skins and Bones and Soap on a Rope, We Ain’t Playin With This Campaign, Soap is Dope
. ‘Cats’ fans demand Universal Pictures to ‘release the butthole cut’
. Man posts urgent warning after his tongue is ‘eaten away’ by energy drinks
. Emergen-C cautions against mixing vitamin powder with liquor to make ‘
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Apr 1, 2020
Episode 121: Four Dudes In A Booth
The Burrito Panda Show feeturing Brown Ranger – Live From The Glory Hole (π)
. Special Guest: The Burrito
. Blue Owl Brewing
. Watching a video of guys beating up a pedophile
. Foxbox VPN
. Bike parts on the Deep Web
. What I Had For Lunch
. Fish Tacos
. GMN Fortune Tella
. Deepfake Sponsor: Julio Tejas
. Ask The Burrito
. Craziest Japanese Pr0n
. The Backseat of the 240
. Buukc by Foxtrot
. Fappening Favorites
. CBT
. Captain Planet
. Last Meal on Death Row
. Deepfake Sponsor: Booba Gettz – The Crazy One
. Popeyes Customer called ‘CH!NK’ on Receipt Says Corporate Ignored His Complaint
. P0rnhub Is Giving Italians Free Premium Access During Coronavirus Quarantine
. Man Hid Cherry Pies Under Women’s Car Tires To See Them Bend Over
. Drink like a Mexican kingpin: ‘El Chapo’ beer launched by daughter
. Man Tried To Force KFC Employee To Reopen Res
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Mar 25, 2020
TBT: Episode 19
Originally published on August 22nd, 2010.
[Guests]* The Burrito* Candy Cane
[Topics]* Butth0le bleaching* Strip club story* Fleshlight* Dan Aykroyd
[News]* Austin Texas city employees accused of padding paychecks* Prison for legally blind Waco Texas driver over fatality* Couple steal VCR, Tito’s vodka and 25 pounds of meat* Bank robber forgets mask* New York bed bug invasion* Grisly find in search for Japanese centenarians* Chinese boy, 10 months, weighs the same as a six-year-old* Smoking ban in San Antonio* Money falls from butt during strip search* Man arrested for attempted rape caught masturbating during interrogation* Former Austin police officer accused of trading money and drugs for sex* DWI suspect drives 11 miles without tire* Top 10 celebrities with highest percentage of risky sites to search* Unusual foreign bodies removed from patients
[More]* What I Had F
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Mar 18, 2020
Episode 120: How We Made Our First Million while in Quarantine. Day 69
Burrito Candy, a podcast within a podcast
. What I Had For Lunch
. Candy Cane has never had Taco Bell.
. GMN 2020 Questions for the Future President and Future VICE President
. Deepfake sponsor: Julio Tejas
. Foxbox PSA
. This Is The Newz
. Deepfake sponsor: Booba Gettz
. Children’s book gets Guinness record with 1,250 alternative endings
. Fairy Tail Reveals Incredibly Expensive Life-Sized Erza Statue
. Sex robot steak
. Reported loose lion was unusually groomed dog in Spain
. 3,549 people don Smurf costumes to break Guinness record
. Blue Man Group franchise
. We finally know how millipedes have sex, thanks to glowing genitals
. Win 30 Fluid Ounces of Germ-X, tweet at us
. Son accused of shoving 78-year-old father off cliff
. An Australian thief used a fishing rod to steal a Versace necklace
. Police jail woman who paid bail with marijuana-scented cash
. Rockstar Energy Dri
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Mar 11, 2020
Episode 119: No Regerts ever.
Burrito Candy, a podcast within a podcast
. Win a gently used Panera Bread gift card
. What I Had For Lunch
. Reacharounds are now known as La Madeleines
. GMN 2020 Questions for the Future President and Future Vice President
. Deepfake Sponsor: Julio Tejas
. Foxbox PSA
. This Is The News
. Hospital Worker Arrested for Sucking Sleeping Patient’s Toes
. Drunk Guy in UK orders too much Domino’s
. Woman attacked in Maryland with syringe that contained semen
. Drug Appreciation Recognition Energy
. An Oklahoma college recruiter out of a job after he asked high schoolers to line up by skin color and hair texture
. Apple might owe you $25 if you owned one of these iPhones
. Butt dollars
. DMT to open up your mind hole and get Joe Rogan rich
. Honeywell says it will soon launch the world’s most powerful quantum computer
. Anker shout-out from GMN and Foxtrot (but not Arthur)
. Woman
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Mar 4, 2020
Episode 118: Skins and Bones Campaign
Special Guests: Burrito Candy
. Show Me Your Feet Guy
. COVID-19 quarantined GMN, Foxtrot and Arthur
. GMN 2020 Questions for the Future VICE President Yelo Panda
. We Ain’t Playin’ With This Campaign
. Foxtrot VPN
. Reverse Osmosis
. More questions for FVP Yelo Panda
. Julio Tejas
. Foxbox PSA Spank Bank Preservation Life Pro Tips
. Super Tuesday Pods
. This Is The News
. Man sentenced to 18 months in jail for stealing 57 pairs of underwear from St. Edward’s students
. $750K-worth of cocaine found stuffed in karaoke machine in Fayette County
. Volcano on Foxtrot’s Face
. “McGruff the Crime Dog” actor gets 16 years in prison – Man who played the crime-fighting cartoon figure McGruff, was sentenced for a 2011 arrest in which police seized 1,000 marijuana plants, 27 weapons and 9,000 rounds of ammunition from his Texas home
. Marijuana use is rising
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Feb 26, 2020
Episode 117: We Got Schedules-N-Sht AKA Booba Gettz Intergalactic Boba Runner – Order The Crazy One… NO SUBSTITUTIONS!!1
Special Guests: Burrito Candy – Miguelito Burrito and Candy Cane
. Spread Eagle
. GMN 2020 Questions for the Future President, Chicken Wing Party
. Oscar Best Film Parasite
. What I Had For Lunch
. Foxtrot PSA sponsored by Foxbox VPN
. This Is The News
. Luxury deodorant
. First-grade teacher arrested for trying to buy meth while at school
. Tapioca Black Pearl Market
. Booba Gettz – Intergalactic Boba Runner
. Japanese otaku finds way to get the smell of a high school girl in his car passenger seat
. Man finds venomous snake in helmet after 7-mile ride
. Virginia dog brings home orphaned bear cub
. Man accused of drinking beer while watching pr0n at library
. Elementary teaching assistant accused of sharing and doing drugs with 2 teens
. 2700 Seconds Listening Party sponsored by Urite FlyLite
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Feb 19, 2020
TBT: Episode 42
Originally published on February 28th, 2011.
[Chat]. The Blue Knight (17:37). Black Nasty (20:46). Reenactment of woman beating up roommate over Thin Mints (22:56). Gemini Toots (37:41). What I Had For Lunch. Burn popcorn on purpose at work. Gemini had a hole in his retina lasered shut[News]. Driver screams `I`m high on cocaine` after car crash. Boy arrested for selling cocaine out of Doritos bag. Gold tooth blocks bullet. Chemicals found after hallucinations lead police to drug lab. Man accused of drunkenly urinating on chicken at Arkansas grocery store. Drunk breaks into Pizza Hut and deep-fries wings. London shop serving breast milk ice cream. All-chicken roasting specialty channel for Canada. Driver hid meth pipe in beer bottle. Speeder stopped with $160,000 worth of pot. Man gave $200K to fake online girlfriend. Woman beats up roommate over Thin Mints Girl Scout cookies. Egyptia
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Feb 5, 2020
Episode 116: Recreational Sounding AKA C’est La V for Vendetta
Special Guests: Candy Cane and Miguelito Burrito
. Reptilians vs Mole People
. What I Had For Lunch: First Watch, Peter Piper Pizza, Lemon Chicken Piccata, Asian Market Noodles
. Foxtrot PSA sponsored by Foxbox VPN
. GMN 2020 Chicken Skins and Chicken Bones for the Chicken Wing Party Platform: Questions for the Future President Gemini Jackson
. Doo Doo Dust and Poo Poo Pies
. 2700 Seconds Listening Party sponsored by Julio Tejas
. Vivica vs 50 Cent Ass-eating
. This Is The News sponsored by Urite FlyLite
. Gray Death
. Gypsy King Easy Stroke
. Six Ancient Plants From 2,000-Year-Old Seeds Have Been Grown by Scientists
. Chinese Doctor Who Blew Whistle On Coronavirus Dead At 34
. Massachusetts serial pooper busted for defecating in parking lot eight times
. Woman had more than 100 dead cats in a freezer at her home
. A Peek Inside Our War Chest
. Blo-N-Go Hair Dryers
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Jan 29, 2020
Episode 115: Off The Top
Special Guest: Miguelito Burrito
. The History of Screwdrivers
. What I Had For Lunch
. Geoduck ASMR Fails
. Try Not To Pop A Boner Challenge
. Burger Talk
. This Is The News sponsored by Julio Tejas
. Edscottite: Mineral ‘Never Seen in Nature’ Discovered inside Meteorite
. Woman tries to pay property taxes with nickels
. Ugly tattoo of wife snoring
. Whitening cream gives woman mercury poisoning
. Children ingesting rare-earth magnets
. Instagram Model Sells Nude Photos To Raise Money For Australia Fire Relief
. GMN 2020 Questions for the Future President
. Wearable garden vest is nourished by wearer’s own urine
. Austin ranks among cities with highest STD rates in U.S.
. Youngest Mayor in America Inaugurated at 7 Months Old While Wearing a Tuxedo in Texas
. Mighty Ducks star arrested while high on meth
. Japanese billionaire seeks girlfriend for Moon voyage on SpaceX rocket
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Jan 22, 2020
TBT: Episode 20
Originally published on 2010/08/28. [Guest] * Miguelito Burrito [Topics] * Sake Fighter II * Bumblebees * Wu Tang * True love * Poop [News] * Attorney denies accusations of sex with client in courthouse * Kentucky champion ham fetches $1.6 million for charity * Man tries to steal 6 steaks by putting them down his shorts * Man uses one phone call from jail to call wife and threatens to kill her * Nike patents Back-to-the-Future-style self-lacing shoes * Bizarre bomb request leads to meth lab * Cops stop shoplifting suspects at charity event * Couple fakes divorce to win upscale 3BHK Mhada flat * Card table dance costs Caesars Palace $250K * Check scammers in Duluth duping homeless * Johnson and Johnson recalls hip implants * Gas leak evacuates Mexican restaurant * Woman recovering from ‘Blackberry thumb’ surgery * Stolen laptop contains man’s dreams * Woman takes grenade
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Jan 15, 2020
TBT: Episode 69
Originally published on 2012/01/08.
[Notes]. Knob goblins. Tips for surviving 2012. Man arrested on long test drive. Car lands on apartment roof. Judge tosses charges in genital shooting. Walmart clerk rejects $1 million bill. Police chase leads to bedroom pot bust. Man dies after eating cocaine out of brother`s butt. Man arrested with pot-filled presents. Mountain Dew mouse would have dissolved. Year-old cheeseburger unchanged with time. Naked drive-through joke draws arrests. Prison Spread. Montreal nixes topless breakfast servers. DUI suspect had nearly $140 bar tab. S**k My D**k. Burglary suspect blamed the marshmallow vodka. `Top words` of 2012 released. Kalona creek will not be named Baniki Kinshi. What I Had For Lunch. Spicy ketchup at Whataburger. Open mic: Confessions of a Foxtrot
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Dec 25, 2019
Episode 114: It’s Fun To Do Bad Things
Listening Party.
Heart of Hearts: Usher Herpes.
Triple C Brand Latina Ham.
Yung Art.
Softboy International.
Foxbox VPN.
Foxtrot PSA.
GMN 2020 Questions for the Future President.
GMN Clicks Anything: Adopt A Panda.
Sally Struthers do you want to make more money?
Plug In And Hate: Too many browser tabs.
GMN Fortune Teller: Foxtrot meets his future self or is it his past self?
Jungles of Vietnam.
Game Farts.
Seal Crazy.
This is the News brought to you by Urite:
Puppies making people sick according to CDC.
Facade falls and kills architect in NYC.
AI Fk Bots. Rule 34.
Body found in portable toilet in Baltimore Ravens stadium.
US free-trade partner Wakanda.
Taylor Swift Photo Hides Malicious Crypto-Mining Code.
North Pole heading for Russia.
Brooklyn teen accused of swiping more than $1 million in cryptocurrency scam.
Millions of Americans are driving under the influence of marij
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Dec 16, 2019
Episode 113: From The Outside Looking In
Listening Party.
Subversion by Softboy International.
Heart of Hearts: The Fappening.
GMN 2020 Questions for the Future President.
GMN Clicks Anything: Geoduck ASMR and a list of fetishes you have never heard of.
Plug In & Hate: Two Phones Guy and Never At Work Guy Wins $500 Gift Card.
Golden Corral has Chocolate Steak.
Foxtrot and the Fist of Adonis.
Game Farts.
This is the News.
Influencer jailed for plot to steal domain name at gunpoint.
After dancer strips at Seattle conference on homelessness, agency director suspended.
FBI breaks up 2 illegal streaming sites.
Self-Driving Mercedes Will Be Programmed To Sacrifice Pedestrians To Save The Driver.
She ran a multi-million dollar operation bringing women to the US so their children would get citizenship.
The 2021 Cadillac Escalade has a massive 38-inch curved OLED display.
Sex robots that recognise humans using ‘3D AI vision&#
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Dec 11, 2019
Episode 112: Panda Takeover II AKA Pen Island
Foxtrot Panda Intro.
Heart of Hearts: Sounding.
Foxbox VPN.
Foxtrot PSA.
GMN 2020 Questions for the Future President.
GMN Clicks Anything.
Plug In and Hate: Foxtrot hates on his day job.
Plug In and Hate: Always orders food delivered guy.
Good Charlotte – Little Things.
Game Farts.
This Is The News sponsored by Urite.
‘Jeopardy’ players aren’t allowed to make wagers referencing sex, Nazis, or Satan.
Water bottle with energy crystals.
Foxtrot Invents The News: Ray J crazy.
R Kelly married Aaliyah when she was 15 using bribes.
Someone ate the $120,000 banana at Art Basel.
Popeyes selling $120G Chicken Sandwich duct-taped to a canvas.
Walmart apologizes for Christmas sweater with apparent drug reference. The sweater showed Santa with three lines of a white substance along with the phrase “Let it snow.”.
Taco Bell employee accused of swinging a machete in anger at
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Dec 4, 2019
Episode 111: Butt Dollars
Listening Party.
Heart of Hearts: J Lo Insured Butt.
Foxbox VPN.
Foxtrot PSA: Use your imagination.
GMN 2020: Mushroom Stamp Conspiracy.
Hail to Gemini the Clairvoyant.
GMN Clicks Anything.
Deep Web Chatter presents Game Farts.
GMN notes: TLC quote, DMX impression, NASA Moon Landing.
Foxtrot notes: Snickers Vein, Smell A Fart, The Art of Fighting Without Fighting.
This Is The News: TrueDialog Data Breach, Escobar Folding Phone.
GMN PSA: Get the Flu Shot, Wash Your Hands, Avoid handling Butt Dollars.
Foxtrot Invents The News: Quantum Future.
Hentai Games. Police officer fondling dead, More news: Starbucks manager fired over Pig cop cup. Baby bouncer box purchased at Goodwill contained semi-automatic rifle. Once-a-month birth control pill. Dentist pulled teeth while on hover board. Cannonball Run record timing. Banana duct taped to wall sold for $120K. Urite. What I Had For Lunc
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Nov 28, 2019
Episode 110: Backsack Freestyle AKA 40 Ounces of Fk Around Time
Brown Eye Patches, Julio Tejas, Listening Party, Game Farts, Heart of Hearts Posh Spice bilbo, Foxbox VPN, Foxtrot PSA, GMN 2020 Questions for the Future President, GMN Clicks Anything, This Is The News: Woman steals pants. Black market bologna . Singularity app. Ryan Reynolds owns Mint Mobile. Foxtrot Invents The News: $1.4M character accidentally sold by friend. $1000 Burrito. Papa John wet and upset. Softboy Reveal. UPS sting. Assassination Market Prices. What I Had For Lunch. Game Farts Notes: Foxtrot: keister, laser sound pew pew, a Power Ranger. Gemini: 2pac lyric, a TMNT, Spidey Sense.
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Nov 20, 2019
Episode 109: 1-Up What U Started
Ephemera: Urite Brown Eye Patches.
Julio Tejas.
Shazam Listening Party: Ice Cube, Mustard, 50 Cent hit us up, Beastie Boys, Cheap Trick, Alicia Keys, MIMS, Twista, Ray J, Fetty Wap and more.
Heart of Hearts: 4° Warmer.
Foxbox VPN.
Yung Art Gangbus.
Foxtrot PSA. White Peaches.
Deez Nutz.
GMN 2020 Q&A for the future president.
Fortune Teller.
GMN Clicks Anything: Dave app.
Plug In & Hate: 20 Cents for Heavy Pickles at Burger King.
This Is The News.
Florida Man Arrested For His “I EAT ASS” Sticker Is Praising His Bravery.
Sheriff: Man makes large bank withdrawal, gets robbed by his teller in home invasion.
T.I.’s Daughter Deyjah, 18, Reportedly Offered $1 Million To Lose Virginity In Adult Film.
Joe Rogan Wants To Buy Wu-Tang Clan Album From Martin Shkreli To Leak It.
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Nov 13, 2019
Episode 108: 💎🐼 Yelo Panda ✖️ Brown Ranger 👨🏾🚀 Beyond ♾️
AKA Intro Short Attention SpanShazam Listening PartyMariah Carey Podz leak Heart of Hearts: Gere GerbilsFoxtrot PSAGMN 2020Questions from the press for a gentleman-scholar-politicianRandom RandomFortune Teller GMN Clicks Anything: Austin taco truck websiteDeath TouchGame FartsThis Is The News Man’s alleged sex assault of female airline passenger led to emergency landing Foxtrot Invents The News: The Genius Neuroscientist Who Might Hold the Key to True AI Code word extra lemon: Man claims his McDonald’s sweet tea came with bags of weed inside Man says he found half-smoked joint in Popeye’s sandwich A “five shining star” snow crab was auctioned off in Tottori, Japan for a record-breaking 5 million yenWounded US veteran ‘feeling whole’ after breakthrough penis, scrotum transplant Orangutan granted legal ‘personhood’ settles into new Florida home
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Oct 30, 2019
Episode 106: Scumbags with Hearts of Gold
Yellow PandaHalloweenShort Attention SpanWhat Would Jenny Huan Do?: California WildfiresShazam Listening PartyABC’s of DckholesBlind Taste TestFlu ShotsPlug In & Hate: Poppy Seeds on Pastries Geocaching Panera Bread Gift CardConspiracy Theories Negative 16 LUFSFoxtrot PSAGMN 2020Questions from the press for a gentleman-scholar-politicianFortune TellerThis Is The News Texas paramedic hurt after alleged drunk driver hits ambulanceFoxtrot Invents The News: Police blew up an innocent man’s house in search of an armed shoplifter. Too bad, court rules.Man caused car explosion at Chandler gas pump, police say; 77-year-old woman hurtBlind Brooklyn Woman May Not Have Known She Was Living With Corpse Of Dead Son For Year‘Collapse OS’ Is an Open Source Operating System for the Post-ApocalypseObscenely Rare Pokemon Card Sells for Record-breaking $195,000 US police sergeant to
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Oct 23, 2019
Episode 105: Knights of the Brown Table
Time TravelWhat Would Jenny Huan Do?Shazam Listening PartyFoot sweat marinadeBudysseyYellow helmetFoxtrot PSAGMN 2020 Q&AFortune tellerBurger King is selling a ‘Ghost Whopper’ for HalloweenScientists Are Literally Spinning Up Lab-Grown MeatDrugstores Are in the Sweet Spot for Drone DeliveriesInventor charging farmers $50k to ‘make it rain’The most dangerous celebrity online is revealedClusters of illness linked to CBD vapes share 2nd connectionWhat I Had For Lunch
Deepfake Sponsors
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Oct 16, 2019
Episode 104: Spit Hot Fire
SHORT ATTENTION SPAN
What Would Jenny Huan Do? Shazam Listening Party Taking Dumps At Work Scratch Resistant Plastic Diet and Exercise: Health Drinks Foxtrot PSA: Be good to Mutha Urf and be better to yo mama. Use your imagination when you jack off to save battery life and keep your memory strong. I’m not sponsored by Chester’s Flamin Hot Fries but I should be. GMN 2020 Questions from the press for a gentleman/scholar/politician: What is your favorite horror movie? Which Halloween costume wins Best Costume? Have you tried any good Fall seasonal beers? What is your stance on the iPhone 11 Pro? Will Foxtrot be your running mate? Is boneless Korean Fried Chicken on a date acceptable?
THIS IS THE NEWS
WHAT I HAD FOR LUNCH
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Oct 11, 2019
Episode 103: The Remix
What Would Jenny Huan Do?
Short Attention Span
Track Reaction
Sonic’s deep fried Oreos
Rent-A-Tire 120 days same as cash
GMN 2020
(This Is) The News
NBA in China
Microplastics
Dog poop flags
Squirrels hide more than 200 walnuts under hood
Dog shoots woman
Woman caught twerking on moving Mustang charged with disorderly conduct
What I Had For Lunch
Deepfake Sponsors
Sogi Crispee Flakes
Deez Nutz
Jankem
Buh Lee-Dat
Russian Blue Pound Town
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Oct 4, 2019
Episode 102: Coprorate Sponsorship
Join your heros as they navigate through corporate culture complete with sponsors, rules, and technical difficulties. Find the best long pig recipies, updates on Alabastard’s music career, and of course GMN 2020. Foxtrot A’s all your Q’s and delivers you some hard hitting facts and news while some dude whose name isn’t in the title makes these gentlemen-scholars play his little games.
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Sep 27, 2019
Episode 101: Brown Ranger and Yellow Ranger
GMN, Foxtrot and Arthur reunite after years of indefinite hiatus in a new studio to reboot as Brown Ranger, Yellow Ranger and “his name isn’t in the title”.
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May 20, 2011
Episode 53: Riot Punch
[Clips]
01 – Riot Punch
02 – Yaoi
03 – Sake Fighter II
04 – Class Act, Quarter Turn Whore
05 – Austin Wall of Flame
06 – Fire In The Hole
07 – Short Skirts and Bouncing Tic Tacs
08 – Ice Cream Truck Robbery
09 – Butt Pennies
10 – Mismatched Socks
11 – Karaoke + Free Vodka = Belligerent Buck Ten
12 – Hairy Crack
13 – The Perfect Girl
14 – Cumlette
15 – Leave So We Can Still Be Friends
16 – Gemini Farts In The Mic During This Clip
17 – Outro
The Aight Collection is a medley of choice audio clips from Slam City Amateur Hour with Gemini and Foxtrot. Volume 3: Riot Punch is a funny compilation of hand-picked gems from Episodes 15 through 25 of the Slam City Amateur Hour podcast. Produced by Arthur Dood of Slam City Radio.
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