SHORT ATTENTION SPAN
- What Would Jenny Huan Do?
- Shazam Listening Party
- Taking Dumps At Work
- Scratch Resistant Plastic
- Diet and Exercise: Health Drinks
- Foxtrot PSA: Be good to Mutha Urf and be better to yo mama. Use your imagination when you jack off to save battery life and keep your memory strong. I’m not sponsored by Chester’s Flamin Hot Fries but I should be.
- GMN 2020
Questions from the press for a gentleman/scholar/politician:
What is your favorite horror movie?
Which Halloween costume wins Best Costume?
Have you tried any good Fall seasonal beers?
What is your stance on the iPhone 11 Pro?
Will Foxtrot be your running mate?
Is boneless Korean Fried Chicken on a date acceptable?
THIS IS THE NEWS
WHAT I HAD FOR LUNCH
- Sogi Crispee Flakes cereal
- Deez Nutz
- Urite condoms
- Buh Lee-Dat oyster sauce
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