Originally published on 2012/01/08.
[Notes]. Knob goblins. Tips for surviving 2012. Man arrested on long test drive. Car lands on apartment roof. Judge tosses charges in genital shooting. Walmart clerk rejects $1 million bill. Police chase leads to bedroom pot bust. Man dies after eating cocaine out of brother`s butt. Man arrested with pot-filled presents. Mountain Dew mouse would have dissolved. Year-old cheeseburger unchanged with time. Naked drive-through joke draws arrests. Prison Spread. Montreal nixes topless breakfast servers. DUI suspect had nearly $140 bar tab. S**k My D**k. Burglary suspect blamed the marshmallow vodka. `Top words` of 2012 released. Kalona creek will not be named Baniki Kinshi. What I Had For Lunch. Spicy ketchup at Whataburger. Open mic: Confessions of a Foxtrot