Ephemera: Urite Brown Eye Patches.
Shazam Listening Party: Ice Cube, Mustard, 50 Cent hit us up, Beastie Boys, Cheap Trick, Alicia Keys, MIMS, Twista, Ray J, Fetty Wap and more.
Heart of Hearts: 4° Warmer.
Yung Art Gangbus.
Foxtrot PSA. White Peaches.
GMN 2020 Q&A for the future president.
GMN Clicks Anything: Dave app.
Plug In & Hate: 20 Cents for Heavy Pickles at Burger King.
This Is The News.
Florida Man Arrested For His “I EAT ASS” Sticker Is Praising His Bravery.
Sheriff: Man makes large bank withdrawal, gets robbed by his teller in home invasion.
T.I.’s Daughter Deyjah, 18, Reportedly Offered $1 Million To Lose Virginity In Adult Film.
Joe Rogan Wants To Buy Wu-Tang Clan Album From Martin Shkreli To Leak It.
Burger King Sued by Vegans for Impossible Burger Contamination.
The Netherlands Pays for Disabled Citizens to Have Sex With Prostitutes!
Dollar Tree under fire from FDA for selling ‘potentially unsafe drugs’.
Foxtrot Invents The News: This Company Wants Photos of Your Poop. For Science.
Former McDonald’s worker is hailed as hero after revealing his secret: extra chicken nugget.
Teen charged with hate crime for posting ‘Slave for sale’ ad on Craigslist.
GMN Invents The News: Expensive Tea, Made From Panda Poo.
What I Had For Lunch.
Foxtrot is a good part-time friend for a reference.
Foxtrot’s day job Thanksgiving potluck.
Brisket Trash Fries.
Blo N Go.