Intergalactic radio giants landed on Earth in a magical place called the Beaded Curtain District in Slam City where they recorded thought-provoking conversations for someone like you.
Double X Quantimino.
Brian McFly attempts to tame his adult language (Spoiler alert: Fail).
“Dill” with it.
Arthur the Arbiter went to KFC again.
Is cereal a soup?
Which Lucky Charms marshmallow would you keep?
An epic debate about what constitutes a sandwich.
This Is The Newz.
Jeff Bezos Dick Rocket Goes on Sale for $69 in Scale Model Form.
Woman who hid 26 kids behind a false wall at daycare is guilty.
Woman Has Made More Than $25,000 Selling Her Farts.
Train crashes into semi-truck with wind turbine blade attached.
How a shady high school football team faked its way onto ESPN.
Florida Man Refuses To Sell Family House Now Swallowed By Massive Development.
Illinois woman arrested for using fake vaccine card to travel to Hawaii.
FTC investigating McDonald's and why their ice cream machines are "always broken".
Burrito’s Nippon Newz.
Japan’s lap-pillow ear-cleaning salons aren’t just for pervy guys.
Nagoya man driving stolen Lexus RX steals Lexus LX.
Anime masterpiece Akira seemingly banned in Russia due to fears of mentally damaging kids.
The best-looking ramen in Japan? New store creates beautiful noodle bouquets.
Mister Donut becomes Mister Pizza? Japan’s favorite donut chain now sells pizza too.
KFC Japan Releases Recipes for Fried Chicken Ramen.
New Study Shows Hot Dogs Shorten Lives - Ripley's Believe It or Not!.
Dairy Queen customer urinates at counter after mask dispute on Vancouver Island.
A breathing tube through the butt could be an alternative to mechanical ventilators.
Fired NY credit union employee nukes 21GB of data in revenge.
China bans men it sees as not masculine enough from TV.
Abba delights fans with a new 10-song album and virtual concert.
What I Had For Lunch.
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