The Time-Warp Wife Podcast
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Darlene Schacht (Time-Warp Wife) and her family welcome you into their home for light-hearted conversations with a Christian perspective.
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Sep 21, 2021
Who Invented the Gelatin Turkey Dinner
Darlene, Michael, and Nathaniel invite you to the kitchen table this week where they are chatting about bubble tea, the art of letter writing, and Darlene's thoughts on love.
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Sep 10, 2021
Faith as a Mustard Seed
Darlene, Michael, and Nathaniel invite you to the kitchen table this week where they are chatting about making music with a microwave, Bible translations, and what Jesus was really saying about a mustard seed.
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Aug 30, 2021
The Bible With an Unfortunate Typo
Darlene, Michael, and Nathaniel invite you to the kitchen table this week where they are chatting about the $75,000 dog, how to make the day longer, and some difficult Bible Trivia.
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Aug 22, 2021
We Are Finally Back
Darlene, Michael, and Nathaniel invite you to the kitchen table this week where they are chatting about angle grinder pizza, eating cactus, and Bible Trivia.
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Jul 1, 2021
The Most Depressing Song Ever
Darlene, Michael, and Nathaniel invite you to the kitchen table this week where they are chatting about Stompin Tom Connors, Mobility Scooter Races, and the potential risk that comes with some online teaching.
Turning to the Bible verse of the week, they discuss, Luke 1:1-4, "Forasmuch as many have taken in hand to set forth in order a declaration of those things which are most surely believed among us, Even as they delivered them unto us, which from the beginning were eyewitnesses, and ministers of the word; It seemed good to me also, having had perfect understanding of all things from the very first, to write unto thee in order, most excellent Theophilus, That thou mightest know the certainty of those things, wherein thou hast been instructed." - KJV
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Jun 22, 2021
Rockin the Plastic Udder
Darlene, Michael, and Nathaniel invite you to the kitchen table this week where they are chatting about "the white car", Darlene's milkshake addiction, and God's creation.
Turning to the Bible verse of the week, they discuss, Psalm 19:1-6, "The heavens declare the glory of God; And the firmament shows His handiwork. Day unto day utters speech, And night unto night reveals knowledge. There is no speech nor language Where their voice is not heard.
Their line has gone out through all the earth, And their words to the end of the world. In them He has set a tabernacle for the sun, Which is like a bridegroom coming out of his chamber, And rejoices like a strong man to run its race. Its rising is from one end of heaven, And its circuit to the other end; And there is nothing hidden from its heat." - KJV
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Jun 15, 2021
Everyone Had a Cow in the Yard
Darlene, Michael, and Nathaniel invite you to the kitchen table this week where they are chatting about why Darlene always got fired, bacon milkshakes, and the building of the second temple.
Turning to the Bible verse of the week, they discuss, Haggai 1:5-6, "Now therefore thus saith the LORD of hosts; Consider your ways. Ye have sown much, and bring in little; ye eat, but ye have not enough; ye drink, but ye are not filled with drink; ye clothe you, but there is none warm; and he that earneth wages earneth wages to put it into a bag with holes." - KJV
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Jun 8, 2021
Do It Thyself Projects
Darlene, Michael, and Nathaniel invite you to the kitchen table this week where they are chatting about whether ketchup is a smoothie, making Big Ben digital, and which Bible versions we use.
Turning to the Bible verse of the week, they discuss, 2 Timothy 2:15, "Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth." - KJV
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May 30, 2021
The World Record Backyard Fire
Darlene, Michael, and Nathaniel invite you to the kitchen table this week where they are chatting about riddles, the meaning of life, and how Paul quoted from an ancient Greek play to make a point.
Turning to the Bible verse of the week, they discuss, 1 Corinthians 15:19, "If in this life only we have hope in Christ, we are of all men most miserable." - KJV
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May 23, 2021
The Department Store IQ Test
Darlene, Michael, and Nathaniel invite you to the kitchen table this week where they are chatting about sewer alligators, cooking eggs on a sidewalk, and the odds of Nathaniel getting into Harvard.
Turning to the Bible verse of the week, they discuss, Galatians 5:9, "A little leaven leaveneth the whole lump." - KJV
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May 15, 2021
What Are You Afraid Of?
Darlene, Michael, and Nathaniel invite you to the kitchen table this week where they are chatting about how to climb a mountain in 4 minutes, a very old Bible, and the importance of reading God's Word daily.
Turning to the Bible verse of the week, they discuss, Psalm 143:10, "Teach me to do thy will; for thou art my God: thy spirit is good; lead me into the land of uprightness." - KJV
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May 9, 2021
Look Up...Look Way Up
Darlene, Michael, and Nathaniel invite you to the kitchen table this week where they are chatting about useless talents, the best prank ever, and discussing why satan is at war with the church.
Turning to the Bible verse of the week, they discuss, 1 Corinthians 2:9, "But as it is written, Eye hath not seen, nor ear heard, neither have entered into the heart of man, the things which God hath prepared for them that love him." - KJV
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May 4, 2021
I'm Not This Smart - Trust Me
Darlene, Michael, and Nathaniel invite you to the kitchen table this week where they are chatting about DIY projects, music, and playing a few intense rounds of Bible Trivia.
Turning to the Bible verse of the week, they discuss, Romans 15:13, "May the God of hope fill you with all joy and peace as you trust in him, so that you may overflow with hope by the power of the Holy Spirit."
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Apr 25, 2021
Roller Derby Was Almost My Career Choice
Darlene, Michael, and Nathaniel invite you to the kitchen table this week where they are chatting about football, the Oscars, and the importance of returning a call from your mother.
Turning to the Bible verse of the week, they discuss, Romans 8:13, "For if you live according to the flesh, you will die; but if by the Spirit you put to death the deeds of the body, you will live."
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Apr 19, 2021
That Was the Old New Me
Darlene, Michael, and Nathaniel invite you to the kitchen table this week where they are chatting about Thomas Jefferson's Bible, jury duty, and Nathaniel's gross looking social media.
Turning to the Bible verse of the week, they discuss, Proverbs 3:5-6, "Trust in the Lord with all your heart, And lean not on your own understanding;
In all your ways acknowledge Him, And He shall direct your paths."
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Apr 11, 2021
Steamboat Willie
Darlene, Michael, and Nathaniel invite you to the kitchen table this week where they are chatting about monkeys, racoons, and red pandas.
Turning to the Bible verse of the week, they discuss, 1 Peter 3:15, "But in your hearts revere Christ as Lord. Always be prepared to give an answer to everyone who asks you to give the reason for the hope that you have. But do this with gentleness and respect."
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Apr 4, 2021
A Little Unknown Fact About YouTube
Darlene, Michael and Nathaniel invite you to the kitchen table this week where they are chatting about chopped onions, YouTube, and the dangers of social media.
Turning to the Bible verse of the week, they discuss Proverbs 31:25, and what it really means to laugh without fear of the future.
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Mar 29, 2021
Bats are Bats and Birds are Just Birds
Darlene, Michael, and Nathaniel Schacht invite you to the kitchen table this week where they are chatting about food poisoning, flying squirrels, and tiny homes.
Turning to the Bible verse of the week, they take a closer look at Romans 8:18 which reads, "I consider that our present sufferings are not worth comparing with the glory that will be revealed in us."
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Mar 15, 2021
The Evolution of Websites
Darlene, Michael, and Nathaniel Schacht invite you to the kitchen table this week where they are chatting about internet security, deep fake, and the danger that the advancement of technology has brought with it.
Turning to the verse of the week they discuss Romans 8:28, "And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose."
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Mar 8, 2021
The Real House of Mouse
Darlene, Michael, and Nathaniel Schacht invite you to the kitchen table this week where they're chatting about Stompin Tom, Extra Gum, and the night the mice ran wild.
Turning to the verse of the week, they discuss Galatians 5:13, and what it means to put aside our freedom to humbly serve one another in love.
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Mar 1, 2021
Heidi, Her Goat, and Her Grandpa
Darlene, Michael, and Nathaniel Schacht invite you to the kitchen table this week where they're chatting about free food, velcro boxes, and everyone's favorite childhood friend, or so we thought. Who hasn't heard of Heidi, her goat, and her grandpa? Nathaniel.
Turning to the verse of the week, they discuss a passage from James 1:21-22, "Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. But be ye doers of the word, and not hearers only, deceiving your own selves."
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Feb 22, 2021
Never Hire a Clown
Darlene, Michael, and Nathaniel Schacht invite you to the kitchen table this week where they're chatting about Warner Bros., Mercury, and 4,000 year old cats.
Turning to the Bible verse of the week, they look at 2 Corinthians 9:8, which reads, "And God is able to bless you abundantly, so that in all things at all times, having all that you need, you will abound in every good work."
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Feb 14, 2021
The History of Ever
Darlene, Michael, and Nathaniel Schacht invite you to the kitchen table this week where they are talking about the importance of teachers in the life of a believer and how we're never too old to learn something new.
Turning to the Bible verse of the week they discuss 2 Timothy 2:15, "Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth."
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Feb 7, 2021
Every Boat Needs a Name
Darlene, Michael, and Nathaniel Schacht invite you to the kitchen table this week where they chat about thrift stores, accents, and the Spurgeon Documentary.
Turning to the Bible verse of the week they discuss Psalm 18:2, "The Lord is my rock, my fortress and my deliverer; my God is my rock, in whom I take refuge, my shield and the horn of my salvation, my stronghold."
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Feb 1, 2021
How We Lost Our Apple Pie
Darlene, Michael, and Nathaniel Schacht invite you to the kitchen table this week where they're chatting about Doc Baker, Quincy, and hot apple pie.
Turning to the verse of the week from Joshua 10:25 they read, "Joshua said to them, “Do not be afraid; do not be discouraged. Be strong and courageous. This is what the Lord will do to all the enemies you are going to fight." And with that they discuss what courageous faith looks like in the life of a believer.
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Jan 24, 2021
Fish Fridays
Darlene, Michael, and Nathaniel Schacht invite you to the kitchen table this week where they chat about the best way to cook a steak and the worst possible way to eat nacho chips.
Turning to the Bible they dig into the verse of the week from Romans 5:8, reminding us of God's merciful kindness in that He loved and died for us while we were yet sinners.
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Jan 17, 2021
Tom Hanks Has All the Experience
Darlene, Michael, and Nathaniel Schacht invite you to the kitchen table this week where they chat about TV dinners, jelly salad, and chicken in a can.
Turning to the Bible verse of the week they discuss, Galatians 5:16, “So I say, walk by the Spirit, and you will not gratify the desires of the flesh.” They point out that the more we walk in the Spirit, the more we desire the things of the Spirit. It's a growing process by which we are reading, and learning, and drawing closer to Christ.
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Jan 10, 2021
Borg the Foolish
Darlene, Michael, and Nathaniel Schacht invite you to the kitchen table this week where they chat about Jerusalem, the Garden of Eden, and space rockets.
Turning to the Bible verse of the week, they discuss Matthew 6:19-21, answering the questions what is this treasure we have? And, how does it impact our lives?
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Jan 4, 2021
Mouth to Beak Resuscitation
Darlene, Michael, and Nathaniel Schacht invite you to the kitchen table this week where they chat about hospitals, drumming, and the time Darlene gave mouth to beak resuscitation to the bird.
Turning to the Bible they discuss the verse of the week from Proverbs 3:5-6, "Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways submit to him, and he will make your paths straight." (NIV)
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Dec 29, 2020
Knock. Knock. Who's There?
Darlene, Michael and Nathaniel Schacht invite you to the kitchen table this week where they chat about Chinese food, New Year's Eve, and their current situation in lockdown.
Turning to the verse of the week, Nathaniel reads from James chapter 1:17 (not to be confused with James 117, which doesn't exist) where they discuss The Father of Lights. In closing, they welcome a special guest. Make sure you listen to the end so you don't miss out on that!
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Dec 20, 2020
Does a Cat Have Lips?
Darlene, Michael, and Nathaniel Schacht invite you to the kitchen table this week where they chat about moving, window shopping, and The Bread and Butter Company.
Reading from Proverbs 12:19, they discuss the importance of honesty and what one should or shouldn't do should they catch a friend stealing from them.
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Nov 30, 2020
From Augustine of Hippo to Elvis impersonators
Darlene, Michael, and Nathaniel Schacht invite you to the kitchen table this week where they are chatting about gambling. Is a little okay? What does the Bible say about it, and where do you draw the line?
Turning to the Bible verse of the week, they discuss Romans 8:28, "And we know that God causes all things to work together for good to those who love God, to those who are called according to His purpose."
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Nov 22, 2020
You Collect What?!
Darlene, Michael, and Nathaniel Schacht invite you to the podcast this week where they chat about house hunting, bridges, and life in quarantine up here in the North.
Turning to our Bible verse of the week, we’re reading Romans 12:1-2. “Therefore, I urge you, brothers and sisters, in view of God’s mercy, to offer your bodies as a living sacrifice, holy and pleasing to God—this is your true and proper worship. Do not conform to the pattern of this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind. Then you will be able to test and approve what God’s will is—his good, pleasing and perfect will.”
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Nov 15, 2020
Bang Goes the Victory!
Darlene, Michael, and Nathaniel Schacht invite you to the podcast this week where they are chatting about the universe, meteorites, and how little we know about any of that.
Turning to the Bible verse of the week, we turn to 1 Peter 5:6-8, where we read: Humble yourselves, therefore, under God’s mighty hand, that he may lift you up in due time. Cast all your anxiety on him because he cares for you. Be alert and of sober mind. Your enemy the devil prowls around like a roaring lion looking for someone to devour.
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Nov 8, 2020
One Great Pig
Darlene, Michael, and Nathaniel Schacht invite you to the kitchen table this week where they chat about spiders, squirrels, and “one great pig.”
Turning to the Bible, they chat about this week's verse from John 16:33, “I have told you these things, so that in me you may have peace. In this world you will have trouble. But take heart! I have overcome the world.”
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Nov 1, 2020
Aim for the stars, but shoot for the moon
Darlene, Michael, and Nathaniel invite you to the kitchen table this week where they chat about astronomy, borscht, and Barbie’s with bendable knees.
Turning to this week’s Bible verse in Ephesians 3:20-21, they discuss the goodness and power of God. Darlene shares her testimony of how God blessed her exceedingly abundantly above all she would have ever thought possible.
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Oct 25, 2020
Absa-Hundred-Lutely!
This week on the podcast, Darlene, Michael and Nathaniel Schacht invite you to the kitchen table where they chat Charlie Brown, and Gilmore Girls, and an embarrassing little story that Darlene lets out of the bag.
Listen in as they discuss this week’s Bible verse, “All things are lawful, but not all things are profitable. All things are lawful, but not all things edify.” (1 Corinthians 10:23, NAS)
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Oct 18, 2020
If You Like Bacon Bits, You're Wrong
This week on the podcast, Darlene, Michael, and Nathaniel Schacht invite you to the kitchen table where they talk about turkey, BLTs, their favorite go-to meals, and walking 20 blocks with a microwave. Darlene describes a horrifying experience of driving over a steep embankment and how she almost rolled their car.
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Oct 11, 2020
Faces Here, Faces There, I'm Seeing Faces Everywhere
Darlene, Michael, and Nathaniel Schacht invite you to their kitchen table this week where they are chatting about nicknames, gerbils, beard cages, and the sometime adorable side of pareidolia. They close the podcast by expressing gratitude for the many things they are grateful for.
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Oct 4, 2020
I'll take "Books of the Bible" for 200
Darlene, Michael and Nathaniel invite you to the kitchen table this week for a good old-fashioned game of Bible Jeopardy.
On a more serious note, they talk about Darlene's passion and love for the homeless community and how she longs to see them again. Digging into the Word, they chat about Galatians 5:22 with a focus on long-suffering and how it differs from patience.
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Sep 27, 2020
ADHD at Work
Darlene, Michael, and Nathaniel Schacht invite you to the kitchen table this week where they discuss some of the highlights of their lives as well as some of the more unusual moments. They talk about the annoying habits that they'd like to change, and of course their failure to do so.
On a more serious note, they discuss the joy the Christian living, how Paul is was full of joy, and how he maintained that joy while he was imprisoned.
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Sep 20, 2020
Toothpaste Poison Patrol
Darlene, Michael and Nathaniel Schacht invite you to the kitchen table this week where they are chatting about awful dog names, glue on a string, and the potential danger of toothpaste.
On a more serious note, they talk about the importance of knowing the God's Word. When Satan attacks, he'll use arguments and he'll twist scripture any way that he can to draw us away from our faith. They talk about knowing what you know by spending time in the Word and staying connected to the body of Christ.
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Sep 13, 2020
Laughing Over Spoiled Milk
Darlene, Michael, and Nathaniel invite you to the kitchen table this week where they chat about non alcoholic drinks, little paper umbrellas, and three (exactly three) shots of Febreeze.
They talk about the source of sin and the importance of the righteousness of Christ. They also talk about the source of stress, what it really means to trust that God will direct our steps. They remind you that where you are and what you are doing today is the perfect opportunity to learn, to grow, and to prepare for tomorrow.
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Sep 6, 2020
My Biggest All-Time Dream
Darlene, Michael, and Nathaniel invite you to the kitchen table this week where they're talking about all of the strange and wonderful things you'd find in their closet—their brand-spanking-new baskets to be exact. They agree to disagree on beautiful furniture and don’t agree to agree on almost every other topic.
On a more serious note, they’re talking about being clay in the Potter’s hands and how important it is to be pliable and open to God’s leading. They talk about the timing of God and how His wisdom excels ours in every way. We can and should step out, but God will always be directing our steps. Finally, the conversation turns to the book of John and the details of the Last Supper. Was John the disciple Jesus loved? Was he leaning on Christ that night? Is Leonardo’s depiction of the Last Supper correct? These are just some of the questions they’re discussing.
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Aug 30, 2020
6 Degrees of Toasted Bacon
Darlene, Michael, and Nathaniel Schacht invite you to the kitchen table this week where they chat about Darlene’s cooking disasters, the night they eloped, and why Michael’s wedding ring is in his back pocket.
On a more serious note, they dig into the word of God to talk about the importance of listening to and obeying one’s conscience. They look at the story of Zacchaeus where they see his passionate response to God’s grace, and just how quickly the Spirit went to work in his life.
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Aug 24, 2020
Middle-Age Syndrome
Darlene, Michael, and Nathaniel Schacht invite you to their kitchen table this week where they chat about life as a four-year-old, life as a teenager, and life as it is now. What were you doing when you were that age?
They also talk about Christianity in the schools, how much it’s changed, and what it looks like today.
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Aug 17, 2020
Where There's Smoke There's a Breath Mint
Darlene, Michael, and Nathaniel invite you to the kitchen table this week where they discuss Darlene’s love for the Word, Nathaniel’s love for sound, and Michael’s love for smoked fish.
On a more serious note, they discuss the unfortunate fact that the church is divided and how unity with wisdom and love is a vital part of our growth. Finally, they talk about the power of the cross and how it makes the bitter sweet!
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Aug 9, 2020
The Shopping Cart on Our Roof
In this podcast, Darlene shares her thoughts on Exodus chapter 3--how God led Moses in the way that He did and at the specific time that He did. The 40 years God waited was not a waste of time, but a time of training and education.
They also talk about their passion for pranks as well as some real, yet sometimes irrational, fears.
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Aug 2, 2020
Velvet Elvis
Darlene, Michael, and Nathaniel invite you to their kitchen table where they chat about losing a small part of their family this week to a goat farm. They also talk about storms, their love of them, and the time that Michael drove through the edge of a tornado.
On a more serious note, they chat about Galatians and how passionate Paul was about the Galatian church—those who were deceived with the idea that they had to mix the law in with their faith. They talk about the commandments written on stone and how they are now written on our hearts.
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Jul 26, 2020
The Big Birthday Extravaganza
(Note, these giveaways are for a limited time, therefore if you are listening at a later date they may no longer be available.)
Today on the podcast, Darlene, Michael, and Nathaniel are celebrating The Big Birthday Extravaganza. In celebration of Nathaniel’s nineteenth birthday, they’re giving listeners a secret link that opens a portal to their freebie library. They’re also hosting a special giveaway, so you don’t want to miss out on this one!
Also on the podcast, they’re talking about guilt, conviction, and walking in the Spirit with a clear conscience. As the Word of God cleanses the conscience, it starts functioning as it should. Moving forward, it should never be ignored.
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Jul 20, 2020
That Jumpy Jazz Thing
Michael, Darlene, and Nathaniel invite you to their kitchen table this week where they talk about lemonade stands and other entrepreneurial adventures they had as children.
They talk about the true knowledge of God and how it’s different from head knowledge. Finally, they chat about facing your fears with courageous faith, reminding listeners how God goes before us to fight the battle before we even arrive.
Visit our website at TimeWarpWife.com for Bible studies, daily devotions, and daily marriage prayers.
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Jul 12, 2020
Snack Injuries
This week we invite you, not to the kitchen table, but into the closet where we talk about the first memories we had, the first outfits we wore, and the first oh-so-adorable home that we had.
We talk about the power of God and how scripture after scripture reminds us that God goes before us to fight for us and protect us. Darlene talks about her writing, how on one hand she wants to get her next book out to the readers, while on the other she won’t be satisfied until she feels that God is happy with every word.
Visit our website at Time-Warp Wife for Bible studies, daily devotionals, and daily marriage prayers.
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Jul 5, 2020
Killing Time With Canned Meat
Michael, Darlene, and Nathaniel invite you to their kitchen table this week where they examine the difference between Klik and Spam. The dogs are up for a taste challenge, but which one will they choose? Or, will they opt out completely?
Darlene gets personal with the readers as she opens up about issues she’s never discussed with her readers before. She talks about her struggle with mental health and how it’s affected her life.
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Jun 28, 2020
My Unbelievable Cherokee Grandma
Michael, Darlene, and Nathaniel invite you to their kitchen table this week where they raise the questions, should you believe everything that you hear? Do we have the right to question things we don’t believe? Are we offending those that we question, and if so where do we draw the line?
Digging into the Word, they look at The Sermon on the Mount, where Jesus outlines what it means to be a true believer. The first thing He mentions are the poor in Spirit, pointing out that we should have a deep reverence for the Word of God. He goes on to repentance, and then to humility saying that God opposes the proud and gives grace to the humble. Through His words, we discover a progression of Christian maturity and growth.
Finally, they talk about miracles and the often asked question of whether or not we still experience them in this present age.
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Jun 21, 2020
The Most Shoplifted Book of All Time
Michael, Darlene, and Nathaniel invite you to their kitchen table this week as they chat about Trivial Pursuit and some of the useless facts they love dearly. They talk about the serious nightmare that plagues every kid’s childhood, a good old-fashioned game of Monopoly. More specifically, losing that game of Monopoly.
Moving on to deeper topics, they chat about things they have read in the Word this past week. They take a look at the helmet of Salvation, which is referred to by Paul as “the hope of salvation.“ They refer to the miraculous fact that we serve a living God who not only died for our sins but also rose from the dead. Looking at the transfiguration on the mount we see how it illustrates our hope of salvation. And finally, they warmly remind listeners that we are passing through this world on route to our everlasting home up in heaven.
Visit our website at TimeWarpWife.com for daily devotions, marriage prayers, and Bible studies.
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Jun 14, 2020
Wow, Did She Really Write That About You?
Michael, Darlene, and Nathaniel invite you to their kitchen table this week as they look back on a bit of a fact check. Moving on, they warmly remind the world that Darlene is short and a little chubby (yeah, thanks for that friendly reminder).
Diving into a deeper discussion they look at the modern-day celebration of holidays. At the end of the day, we might not agree on all points, but we definitely have some new food for thought.
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Jun 7, 2020
Terri's Trinkets and Toys
Michael, Darlene, and Nathaniel invite you to their kitchen table this week as they chat about Bibles, books, Barbies, and more.
Looking at the armor of God found in Ephesians Chapter Six, they chat about the shield of faith and the fiery arrows of the devil. They discuss the reason Paul says, “Above all this, take up your shield of faith.” And they take a closer look at the word “shield” in that context to see how it’s slightly different from your average piece of armor.
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Jun 1, 2020
HI, Anne Ross? I Have a Problem
Michael, Darlene, and Nathaniel invite you to their kitchen table this week as they chat about the evolution of hair, play, and communication. In other words, they're talking about Morgan Fairchild, fire hockey, and prank phone calls.
Looking at the world today, they discuss the upheaval and changes, and how it all comes with increasing challenges. They gently remind us that we can look at adversity in either one of two ways. We can either perceive it as destroying our lives or appreciate how much we’re growing from it and how much we are changing because of it. Offering hope from a Christian perspective they remind us of the importance of inner strength and reliance on God.
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May 24, 2020
I am the Cocoa Guy
Michael, Darlene, and Nathaniel invite you to their virtual kitchen table this week as they discuss the question, “Is swearing a natural part of growing up?” Darlene shares the importance of getting involved in your children’s lives. Michael points out how actions speak louder than words, and the effect our behavior can have on our children. They remind readers that the time we invest in our children will not return void. Finally, Darlene gets personal with the listeners by sharing the details of a trial she’s going through and the effect that Covid 19 has had on their lives.
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May 17, 2020
For Such a Time As This
Michael, Darlene, and Nathaniel invite you to their kitchen table this week as they chat about God’s direction in their lives.
As Michael and Nathaniel discuss their love for music, and Darlene her journey to publishing they see how God has led them throughout the years fine-tuning their skills along the way. It’s interesting to stand back and see how all the paths led to this place of ministry they are in today, and how He’s leading them further still. The struggles and trials we experience along the way, lead us to a higher level of growth.
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May 10, 2020
My Technicolor Dreamcoat
Michael, Darlene, and Nathaniel invite you to their kitchen table this week as they chat about making every day a dream day, the blessings they’ve discovered in quarantine, and the beauty of long summer nights.
Darlene offers encouragement during difficult times by reminding listeners that there’s purpose to our pain. She points us of the story of Esther and how her cousin Mordecai wisely asked her, “And who knows but that you have come to your royal position for such a time as this?”
And so, we see that regardless of where we are, God can use us, and in fact may have brought us to this place to fulfill a purpose through us.
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May 4, 2020
Jamaican Me Crazy
Michael, Darlene, and Nathaniel invite you to their kitchen table this week as they chat about the places they’ve been, the coffee they love, and the movies they like.
Darlene offers some encouragement to parents of young children, Nathaniel reminds us what date night is really all about and Michael gives insight into the true meaning of love and the power it has to change lives.
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Apr 25, 2020
Gomer
Welcome to the Time-Warp Wife Podcast. In our first-ever episode, Darlene Schacht sits down with her co-hosts, husband Michael Schacht and son Nathaniel for some light-hearted conversation.
Find out what Darlene's strange--yet favorite--genre of music is, names to call your next dog (don't take Michael's advice on this), and how Nathaniel became a professional car dancer.
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