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Dad Jokes Daily
Sammy Davies
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A daily source of the most cringe worthy comedy. Check back each day for another dad joke to share with your family, colleagues, neighbours, team mates (or just to enjoy yourself ... we all have a guilty pleasure!)
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Oct 18, 2019
Someone’s Stolen My Toilet!?
Someone’s stolen my toilet !? 😫😫😫
13 sec
Oct 17, 2019
What’s Got More Letters Than the Alphabet?
What’s got more letters than the alphabet? 🤔🤔🤔
14 sec
Oct 16, 2019
I’m Only Friendly With 25 Letters ...
Im only friendly with 25 letters of the alphabet ...
17 sec
Oct 15, 2019
What’s The Saddest Fruit?
What’s the saddest fruit? 🤔🤔🤔
14 sec
Oct 14, 2019
Why is No one Friends With Yogi?
Why is no one friends with Yogi? 🤔🤔🤔
16 sec
Oct 13, 2019
Which Vegetable Hates War the Most?
Which vegetable hates war the most? 🤔🤔🤔
16 sec
Oct 12, 2019
The Teacher Who Drew On The Window
Did you hear about the teacher who drew on the window?
18 sec
Oct 3, 2019
What food do monkeys eat?
What food do monkeys eat?
17 sec
Aug 30, 2019
Shout Out
Shout out to all those people asking ...
13 sec
Aug 29, 2019
Holding The Door Open
Something pretty lovely happened today ...
19 sec
Aug 28, 2019
Nations Capitol
Which Nations capitol is the worlds fastest growing?
20 sec
Aug 27, 2019
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
15 sec
Aug 26, 2019
Hit in the head with a soda can
Did you hear about the guy who was hit in the head with a soda can?
17 sec
Aug 23, 2019
Nobel Prize
Did you hear about the scientist who REALLY wanted the Nobel prize ...
17 sec
Aug 19, 2019
A Year as a Vegetarian
I just spent a year as a vegetarian...
15 sec
Aug 16, 2019
Dogs Chasing People On Bikes
The Police called to tell me my dogs were chasing people on bikes ...
18 sec
Aug 15, 2019
Fire Pit
Ever since I’ve been sleeping in the fire pit ...
13 sec
Aug 14, 2019
Sign Language
I know sign language
14 sec
Aug 13, 2019
The Bad Sport
The Bad Sport Baseball Player
21 sec
Aug 12, 2019
Apple’s Self-Driving Car
Apple’s Self-Driving Car
16 sec
Aug 9, 2019
A Good Egg Roll
How do you make a good egg roll?
14 sec
Aug 8, 2019
Three Conspiracy Theorists
Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar ...
15 sec
Jul 26, 2019
What’s the quickest way to make AntiFreeze?
What’s the quickest way to make AntiFreeze?
13 sec
Jul 25, 2019
Someone Stole My Lamps
Someone Stole My Lamps
14 sec
Jul 24, 2019
Why Didn’t the Cat Go to the Vet?
Why Didn’t the Cat Go to the Vet?
16 sec
Jul 23, 2019
A Car out of Spaghetti?
A car out of spaghetti?
21 sec
Jul 22, 2019
Do French Men Play Video Games?
Do French men play video games?
16 sec
Jul 19, 2019
What do you call a bee that’s having a bad hair day?
What do you call a bee that’s having a bad hair day?
14 sec
Jul 18, 2019
What do you call an Alligator with a vest?
What do you call an Alligator with a vest?
14 sec
Jul 17, 2019
What do you call a dead parrot?
What do you call a dead parrot?
13 sec
Jul 16, 2019
What do you call a nose without a body?
What do you call a nose without a body?
14 sec
Jul 15, 2019
What do you call a communist sniper?
What do you call a communist sniper?
14 sec
Jul 12, 2019
I’m Colour Blind?!?
I’m Colour Blind?!?
18 sec
Jul 11, 2019
Hippo or Zippo?
What’s the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo
16 sec
Jul 10, 2019
Drinking Brake Fluid
My mates are worried I’m drinking too much brake fluid ...
16 sec
Jul 9, 2019
Picture in Jail
Picture in Jail
17 sec
Jul 8, 2019
My Ex-Wife Misses Me
My Ex-Wife Misses Me
13 sec
Jul 5, 2019
My Wife Needs More Space
My Wife Needs More Space
13 sec
Jul 4, 2019
Twenty Happy Years
Twenty Happy Years
18 sec
Jul 3, 2019
Past, Present & Future
Past, Present and Future
17 sec
Jul 2, 2019
I Upset Someone on The Bus
Upset someone on the bus
21 sec
Jul 1, 2019
Is Mum a Good Cook?
Is Mum a Good Cook?
17 sec
Jun 28, 2019
I Haven’t Spoken To My Wife In Years
I Haven’t spoken to my wife in years...
15 sec
Jun 25, 2019
My Wife Asked Me To Talk Dirty
My wife asked me to say dirty things to her last night ...
17 sec
Apr 12, 2019
My Wife Asked Me To Clear The Table
My Wife Asked Me To Clear The Table
15 sec
Apr 11, 2019
My Wife Drew Her Eyebrows Too High
My Wife Drew Her Eyebrows Too High
15 sec
Apr 10, 2019
What Rhymes With Oranges?
What Rhymes With Oranges?
16 sec
Apr 9, 2019
Have You Heard The Rumour About Butter?
Have You Heard The Rumour About Butter?
15 sec
Apr 8, 2019
Transcript From The Trial
Transcript From The Trial
31 sec
Apr 5, 2019
Don't Call Me Shirley
Don't Call Me Shirley
17 sec
Apr 4, 2019
If You're An American Before You Go To The Bathroom ...
If You're An American Before You Go To The Bathroom ...
21 sec
Apr 3, 2019
Saw A Baguette at the Zoo
Saw A Baguette at the Zoo
16 sec
Mar 29, 2019
I Like Telling Dad Jokes
Confession - I like telling Dad jokes ...
16 sec
Mar 28, 2019
Stolen Microsoft Office
To who ever has my copy of Microsoft Office ...
17 sec
Mar 27, 2019
What Did the Pirate Say on His 80th Birthday?
What did the Pirate say on his 80th birthday???
20 sec
Mar 26, 2019
Invisible Man's Job Offer
Why didn't the invisible man accept the job offer?
14 sec
Mar 25, 2019
French Fries
Did you know that French Fries weren't originally made in France?
16 sec
Mar 22, 2019
I Bought Some Shoes From a Drug Dealer
I Bought Some Shoes From a Drug Dealer ...
15 sec
Mar 21, 2019
My Son Asked For A Bookmark
My Son asked "Can I have a book mark?"
18 sec
Mar 20, 2019
I Used to Work in Shoe Recycling
I Used to Work in Shoe Recycling ...
16 sec
Mar 19, 2019
A Furniture Store Keeps Calling Me
A Furniture Store Keeps Calling Me
15 sec
Mar 18, 2019
What Do You Call A Fat Psychic?
What Do You Call A Fat Psychic?
14 sec
Mar 15, 2019
Why Do You Never See Elephants Hiding?
Why Do You Never See Elephants Hiding?
14 sec
Mar 14, 2019
I've Never Been to a Gun Range
I've Never Been to a Gun Range
14 sec
Mar 13, 2019
The Rotation of the Earth
The Rotation of the Earth ...
15 sec
Mar 12, 2019
Have You Ever Heard of the Shovel?
Have You Ever Heard of the Shovel?
14 sec
Mar 5, 2019
Giant Pile of Cats
What do you call a giant pile of cats?
13 sec
Dec 25, 2018
Why Does Santa Only Come Once A Year?
Why Does Santa Only Come Once A Year?
16 sec
Dec 25, 2018
Why Couldn’t Santa Get Down The Chimney?
Why Couldn’t Santa Get Down The Chimney?
16 sec
Dec 25, 2018
What’s Santa’s Favourite Cereal?
What’s Santa’s Favourite Cereal?
15 sec
Dec 4, 2018
Wouldn’t Buy Velcro
Wouldn’t Buy Velcro ...
13 sec
Dec 3, 2018
What Did The Grape Do?
What Did The Grape Do?
14 sec
Nov 19, 2018
Jokes About Retired People
Jokes About Retired People
19 sec
Nov 19, 2018
Why Couldn’t The Bicycle Stand Up?
Why Couldn’t The Bicycle Stand Up By Itself?
14 sec
Nov 17, 2018
How Does a Penguin Build It’s House
How Does a Penguin Build It’s House?
23 sec
Nov 15, 2018
What Do You Call Am Italian With A Rubber Toe
What Do You Call Am Italian With A Rubber Toe?
14 sec
Nov 13, 2018
What Do You Call A Mexican Who’s Lost His Car
What Do You Call A Mexican Who’s Lost His Car?
13 sec
Nov 10, 2018
Spanish Fireman
Did you hear about the Spanish Fireman?
15 sec
Nov 9, 2018
Coffee Police Report
I was just reading a story about a coffee that filed a police report ...
15 sec
Nov 8, 2018
A Joke About Paper
A Joke About Paper?
15 sec
Oct 27, 2018
Pterodactyl Toilet
Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl going to the toilet?
15 sec
Oct 26, 2018
Lose Your Contacts
What happens when your phone looses all its contacts?
15 sec
Oct 25, 2018
Just A Fan
Just a fan, getting in touch, saying how good a job I’m doing. So. Ya’know. 😊
1 min
Oct 4, 2018
Prison Library
I've been offered a job in a prison library...
16 sec
Sep 27, 2018
What Day Scares Eggs?
What Day Scares Eggs?
8 sec
Sep 14, 2018
Nostalgia
Thats the thing about nostalgia ...
8 sec
Sep 13, 2018
Pictures of Peter Pan
Pictures of Peter Pan
10 sec
Sep 11, 2018
My Wife Told Me I Was Average
My Wife Told Me I Was Average ...
10 sec
Sep 10, 2018
Gullible
Gullible
8 sec
Sep 7, 2018
I Make Up New Words
I make up new words all the time ...
10 sec
Sep 6, 2018
Refusing To Take A Nap
8 sec
Aug 29, 2018
What Do You Call A Can of Soup
What Do You Call A Can of Soup ...
10 sec
Aug 28, 2018
Writing a Joke About Construction
Writing a Joke About Construction ...
8 sec
Aug 27, 2018
Stop Impersonating a Flamingo
Stop Impersonating a Flamingo ...
11 sec
Aug 17, 2018
I Don’t Trust Stairs
I don’t trust stairs anymore ...
10 sec
Aug 15, 2018
Why Are Skeletons So Calm?
Why are skeletons so calm?
9 sec
Aug 14, 2018
Why is 6 Afraid of 7?
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
9 sec
Aug 8, 2018
How Does Steve Get Exercise
How does Steve (from Minecraft) get exercise?
9 sec
Aug 7, 2018
I’m on a Seafood Diet
I'm on a seafood diet actually ...
9 sec
Aug 6, 2018
What Do You Call A Cow With No Legs
What do you call a cow with no legs?
8 sec
Aug 4, 2018
What Did The Zero Say
What did the 0 say to the 8?
8 sec
Aug 3, 2018
What Did The Baby Corn Say?
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
9 sec
Aug 2, 2018
Slept Like a Baby
I slept like a baby last night ...
11 sec
Aug 1, 2018
Slept Like a Log
I slept like a log last night ...
7 sec
Jul 26, 2018
Whiskey Diet
I'm on a new whiskey diet ...
8 sec
Jul 24, 2018
Why Was the Big Cat Disqualified
Why was the big cat disqualified from the olympics?
5 sec
Jul 23, 2018
What Did The Daddy Spider Say
What did the daddy spider say to the baby spider?
6 sec
Jul 21, 2018
3 DVDs Back to Back
Last night a friend and I watched 3 DVDs back to back ...
8 sec
Jul 20, 2018
Sandwich Walks Into A Bar
A sandwich walks into a bar ...
6 sec
Jul 19, 2018
Deleting My German Friends
I've deleted all my German friends from my mobile phone contacts ...
8 sec
Jul 18, 2018
Giving Away Dead Batteries
I decided to give my dead batteries away today ...
6 sec
Jul 13, 2018
Termite Walks Into A Bar
A termite walks into a bar ...
5 sec
Jul 12, 2018
My Dogs Got No Nose
My dogs got no nose...
9 sec
Jul 11, 2018
Invisible Man Got Married
The Invisible Man got married to the invisible woman...
9 sec
Jul 10, 2018
Why Do Crabs Never Give
Why do crabs never give to charity...
8 sec
Jul 9, 2018
Giraffe In A Pub
Man takes his giraffe into a pub...
18 sec
Jul 7, 2018
What's E.T. Short For
What’s E.T short for?
7 sec
Jul 6, 2018
Proud Of My Nose
I'm really proud of my nose...
7 sec
Jul 5, 2018
Two Birds Sitting On A Perch
Two Birds sitting on a perch...
9 sec
Jul 4, 2018
What Did One Snowman Say
what did one snowman say to the other...
8 sec
Jul 3, 2018
So Afraid Of Lifts
I've got a friend who's so afraid of lifts...
9 sec
Jul 2, 2018
How Can You Tell An Ant
How can you tell if an ant is a girl or a boy...
12 sec
Jun 29, 2018
I Used to Be Indecisive
I Used to be indecisive ...
9 sec
Jun 28, 2018
How Many Apples
How Many Apples Grow On A Tree ...
7 sec
Jun 27, 2018
Mountain Climbers Baby
My Mate The Mountain Climber Had A Baby ...
10 sec
Jun 26, 2018
Restaurant On The Moon
Restaurant On The Moon...
9 sec
Jun 25, 2018
Why Did The Skeleton Feel Lonely
Why Did The Skeleton Feel Lonely ...
10 sec
Jun 24, 2018
Call Me A Taxi
I Asked My Dad To Call Me A Taxi ...
10 sec
Jun 23, 2018
Can I Watch The TV?
Can I watch the TV? Yes ... but ...
9 sec
Jun 22, 2018
The Original Dad Joke
The original 'Dad Joke' - what's brown and sticky?
8 sec
Jun 21, 2018
What Do You Call A Deer Part 2
What do you call a deer...
9 sec
Jun 21, 2018
What Do You Call A Deer Part 1
What do you call a deer...
8 sec
Jun 20, 2018
Long Time For A Table
Took the family out for dinner and it took a long time to get a table...
15 sec
Jun 19, 2018
At The Barbers
I was at the barbers...
11 sec
Jun 18, 2018
The Biggest Knight
Do you know who the biggest knight is...
9 sec
Jun 17, 2018
Best Way To Communicate With Prison
Do you know the best way to communicate with someone in prison...
9 sec
Jun 16, 2018
A Friend Who Lives In Switzerland
I've got a friend that lives on Switzerland...
15 sec
Jun 15, 2018
Did You Hear About The Scarecrow
Did you hear about the scarecrow that got a medal...
9 sec
Jun 14, 2018
Three Guys Walking Dowm The Street
There were three guys walking down the street...
9 sec
Jun 14, 2018
Alright?
My boy asked me if I was alright...
9 sec
Jun 13, 2018
Job In A Calendar Factory
Growing up I had a job in a calendar factory...
11 sec
Jun 13, 2018
Drove Past A Cemetry
I drove past a cemetery the other day ...
13 sec
Jun 13, 2018
Don't Trust Atoms
Don't trust atoms...
10 sec
Jun 12, 2018
Buying Milk
I was in the supermarket buying milk...
14 sec
Jun 12, 2018
Apple Store Robbery
I saw a robbery at the apple store today ...
11 sec
Jun 12, 2018
Anti Gravity Book
I’m reading a book at the moment about Anti-Gravity...
11 sec