ACES Radio
Morgan Hughes, John Zidar and Darby Schaaf
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Join hosts John Zidar and Darby Schaaf as they discuss all things Columbus Crew SC, Major League Soccer, and their ever-increasing levels of celebrity fandom. Glory to Columbus. Here we go.
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Feb 23, 2023
Episode 179 (Lowkey Vibes)
Join Jean, Drolbs, The Boy, and Construction Cove Mo as they preview the 2023 Columbus Crew season, brought to you by Activations and ZZ Boots Wild Man's Leather and Lace.
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Jan 12, 2023
Episode 178
Join the Latin Boyz as they discuss pieces of paper and welcome in Doug, the president of the number one supporter group in the Tri-Valley area. #POWERDOG
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Sep 29, 2022
Episode 177
Join the lads as they discuss cat urethras with Andrew Wiebe, and listen to Morgan as he fills you in on all the latest terms from gay culture.
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Sep 20, 2022
Episode 176
Join Morgan and John as they explain how to continue to keep politics out of sports by attending two grassroots events on Wednesday 9/21. Please note that this is a TRAINING VIDEO and is meant for the ears of JULIE STANKEY ONLY.
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Sep 1, 2022
Episode 175
Join the trash pocket panel as they discuss how to keep politics out of sports.
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Jun 23, 2022
Episode 174
Please enjoy the worst episode of the Trash Pocket ever recorded, in which the TOXIC LADS sounds like they're broadcasting live from 610 WTVN studios.
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Apr 14, 2022
Episode 173
Grab your bottle of EZ Squirt purple donkey juice and celebrate the Crew's expected goal championship with us!
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Feb 24, 2022
Episode 172
2022 Columbus Crew season preview, including details on how many free boys are available in Grandview parking lots. VIBES ONLY.
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Nov 12, 2021
ACES Radio: Episode 171
How many fingers in your mouth is it going to take?
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Aug 13, 2021
ACES Radio: Episode 170
ACES Radio is dead. Long live ACES Radio!
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Dec 18, 2020
ACES Radio: Episode 169
You're listening to the latest, lamest, and DEFINITELY LAST EPISODE OF ACES RADIO! That's right kids, we're going out on top! Well, for the team. For us, it's definitely the bottom. After lad check-in, special guest MORGAN HUGHES (#rest) joins us to recap MLS Cup. We talk roster moves, new jerseys, and answer YOUR questions of the week! Also, Mad Libs from Evonne, man balls, prediction recap (quiet, Bront), and our final sign-off. I can't believe we've done this.
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Dec 11, 2020
ACES Radio: Episode 168
OMGWTFBBQ Columbus Crew are in MLS Cup!!!!! After lad check-in, we recap the game vs. the New England Bruce Arenas and look forward to a game that most of us can't attend. We talk refs, Dong Arber, and what our feels will be not being with our full Crew family for the game. Man Balls are awarded, Crew vs. Fuck Seattle is previewed, and we learn five minutes after recording about Pedro and Nagbe FUUUUUUUUUUU.
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Dec 4, 2020
ACES Radio: Episode 167
This is definitely the worst episode of ACES Radio ever. Seriously. Our recording bot jacked the audio up, and we repaired it as best we could. It sounds like a junior high AV club spliced it together while on a Mountain Dew bender. There's a lad check-in, recap of Crew vs. Nashville, talk of underdogs, YOUR questions of the week, score predictions, and Sean and Bront trying to cheat the prediction standings again. Get stoned off your ass and give it a listen, you might like it.
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Nov 28, 2020
ACES Radio: Episode 166
It's a special PLAYOFF EDITION OF ACES RADIO! After a lad check-in involving turkeys and bubbles and the crap that is Charlie Brown Thanksgiving, the lads discuss Columbus Crew vs. Red Bull New York Red Bull. MLS playoffs are awesome and if you don't agree, you're wrong. We read YOUR questions of the week and talk about what Thanksgiving food Josh Williams is. Crew vs. Nashville, breaking covid news, and Bront tries to cheat the prediction standings. Will there be score predictions? Tune in to find out.
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Nov 13, 2020
ACES Radio: Episode 165
The Columbus Crew regular season is over, much like Drabby's lifespan. After check-in, the lads discuss the season finale against Atlanta United, including what a jerkface Escobar is. The lads also award their regular season MVP, Defender of the Year, and Kirk Urso Heart Awards. They answer YOUR questions of the week, including what Crew player would be their lawn boy. (HINT: It isn't Josh Williams, but also it is.) A new CONTINUING CHAMPION is crowned, and the previous one is dead. #Rest. Playoff predictions galore... it's ACES Radio!
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Nov 6, 2020
ACES Radio: Episode 164
Well well well. If it isn't another Crew win-that-looked-like-a-loss followed by a loss-that-should-have-been-a-win. The lads check in... Bront talks about working the polls (not the poles), John talks about good beer, Drabby talks about playing Among Us. The lads recap games vs. DOOP and Orlando, the death of Crew defense, being winless on the road, and Caleb Porter's empty trophy case. They answer YOUR questions of the week, award man balls, and predict the season finale vs. Atlanta. #JoshWilliamsForPresident
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Oct 30, 2020
ACES Radio: Episode 163
OMGWTFBBQ Columbus Crew?! The lads check in, so we can hear about Bront watching Bar Rescue and John living it. Drabby talks about bird webinars because of course. The lads refuse to recap the last two games, but talk about all the garbage soccer played. They discuss current events with the Crew and league, and read ALL OF YOUR QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK. They're like hot takes, except mercifully shorter. Prediction scores, prediction updates, previews of Doop and Orlando MethLions, and Crognale Man Balls for everyone!
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Oct 23, 2020
ACES Radio: Episode 162
Greetings, Bezlords. Another episode of ACES Radio, wherein: John gets that sweet PAM money, Bront pretends to be an independent voter, and Drabby rakes leaves. No seriously, we talk about this. The lads recap Crew vs. NYCFCSC and talk about how well everyone but Pedro played. We talk Supporter Shield nonsense, whether we'd attend MLS Cup, and Mensah getting PAID. Previews of Houston and DC, the world's fastest prediction updates, and of course we take our time with our man balls.
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Oct 16, 2020
ACES Radio: Episode 161
Oh boy. We get to talk about Crew vs. FCC. Yay. Can't wait. BUT FIRST. A lad check-in where John and Drabby dodge walnuts and Bront is almost ready to start using his arm for... whatever it is he does with it. We ramble about a bunch of junk related to the game, Jaap Stam sucks, and we hope we get to see Bouba Keita again some day but probably not 'cause Caleb Porter. Man balls are awarded, prediction scores, prediction updates, and... yeah, that's about it.
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Oct 9, 2020
ACES Radio: Episode 160
Hello, Crew nation! This description will be infinitely more exciting than the games against Dallas and Montreal, which the lads will discuss! After, of course, a check-in on Bront's bionic arm and John doing his civic duty. Heh. Duty. MOVING ON. The lads discuss how terrible the Crew played in general, and CERTAIN UNNAMED PLAYERS did in particular. They discuss the new signing; is he the magic fix? (No.) Man balls, prediction scores, prediction updates, and a NEW CONTINUING CHAMPION FOR THE MOMENT. Tune in to find out who!
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Oct 2, 2020
ACES Radio: Episode 159
It's Episode 159 of ACES Radio! Why are you still here?
In the lad check-in, RACCOONS ARE BACK! Also, Bront is still broken, and he and John are doing the "Netflix and chill" thing together. The lads discuss the Crew shitshow vs. TFC, what larger lessons came from the game, and that Pedro still sucks. Also, they talk San Diego Loyal and #ThanksLD. Prediction scores, prediction updates, Man Balls, and Crew vs. FC Dallas and Montreal (but not at the same time). Also, be sure you're registered to vote, Bezlords.
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Sep 25, 2020
ACES Radio: Episode 158
What a week. In lad check-in, John took care of a baby, Bront hurt his wrist masturbating, and Drabby may or may not have eaten 12-hour-old fast food. The lads discuss Crew vs. MNUFC, Bront justifies Kei Kamara sucking, and we have to acknowledge Pedro isn't terrible. Bront something something horse in the morning.
What's next in the schedule for Columbus? Why is there a kit consultant? What's Dr. Pete's favorite band? These questions, man balls, score predictions, and more!
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Sep 18, 2020
ACES Radio: Episode 157
OMG GUYS BRONT IS BACK IN COLUMBUS except it doesn't matter because we still live in a pandemic hellscape anyway cool yeah.
The lads check in: Bront forgets his phone charger (because that's what it's called), John hasn't done shit, and Drabby probably got the Amish COVID. They discuss Crew vs. Fire, talk more about injuries that Porter ever does, and prepare for Phase II. Man Balls are awarded, games vs. Nashville and Minnesooooota are previewed, and Drabby is still the best score predictor.
(Bront is a simp.)
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Sep 11, 2020
ACES Radio: Episode 156
We're sorry. We tried, but despite our best efforts (#rest), MORGAN HUGHES returned to curse us with his presence. Oh, and I guess he brought PETE MCGINTY as a special guest. He's the guy who wrote the book about John and Drabby saving the Crew, and we got him before any other podcast. Suck it, MR. Also, I guess Crew vs. Fusslads recap, man balls, prediction scores and updates, preview the game vs. Chicago, yada yada, don't even worry about Hot Takes it's not like that's a thing that happened again dammit
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Sep 4, 2020
ACES Radio: Episode 155
holy crapballs its episode 155 how are you still listening to this omg we long for the sweet release of death and ANYWAY.
After a check-in that covers John drawing Drabby like one of his French girls and Bront finally figures out time zones, the lads are back to talk Columbus Crew! They recap the boring shitshow against the Fusslads of Cincinnati and the less boring, less shitshow against the Doops of Chester. They discuss the pros and cons of WINNING THE STANDS on Sunday with 1500 people, and say "Bye Felicia" to Dell Loy Hansen. Man balls, prediction scores, prediction updates, and lots of muting. LISTEN IN!
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Aug 28, 2020
ACES Radio: Episode 154
Phase I? MORE LIKE PHASE WON AMIRITE LOL oh wait Crew didn't win both games FML. The lads are here to check in; Bront is drunk in the pool, Drabby is dodging killer squirrels, and John wants to draw you like one of his French girls. They discuss the results against Chicago and NYC and highlight the players' strike for social justice. Also Dell Loy Hansen can go to hell. Man Balls are awarded, the lads discuss who's going to pull an Eddie Gaven, and they preview the next two games. Also, Drabby doesn't know how the mute button works.
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Aug 20, 2020
ACES Radio: Episode 153
WE'RE BACK, BABY. And so is MLS. Kind of. I guess. Bront and Drabby welcome back the one and only SEAN SITAR to the show. The lads talk about what Phase I of the MLS return will look like for the Columbus Crew, the new benchwarming acquisitions, and they preview games against not-Bridgeview and not-Jersey. Man Balls are awarded, and we discuss what Crew player we'd want to have as a boss. Also, Sean floats a terrible idea about the Hot Takes segment.
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Jul 31, 2020
ACES Radio: Episode 152
Just when you thought it was safe to get used to the idea of the Crew playing soccer again... NOPE. Drabby, Bront, and SPECIAL GUEST HOST ANDY STANKEY (WITH GUEST GUEST APPEARANCE BY JULIE STANKEY) discuss the "game" against Minnesota United. The lads discuss what comes next for MLS (hint: not a lot), how the Crew front office took care of player families, and who we DON'T want taking PKs. Man Balls are awarded, Bront keeps reminding Drabby of stuff he forgot, and Andy talks about his kink (hint: you can put it in your mouth). The lads preview nothing, because life is an endless hellscape.
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Jul 24, 2020
ACES Radio: Episode 151
So, apparently Crew want to keep playing soccer. Cool. It's another MLS Is Back, Coronavirus Is Still Here edition of ACES Radio! Drabby, Bront, and SPECIAL GUEST HOST CHARLES CANPENISNO discuss the results against NYRB, ATLUTDWTF, and their overall impressions of the group stage. They talk injuries (many), stadium virtual events (one), and Nordecke efforts with Voycenow (maybe more than one? GASP). The gang talks about who the best emergency goalkeeper would be, man balls are awarded (#EightBallsAtOnce), then Bront brings up random shit nobody knows about. Finally, Charles talks about his kink (hint, it's very hairy) and the lads preview Crew vs. The Fightin' Ethan Finlays of Minnesota, eh?
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Jul 17, 2020
ACES Radio: Episode 150
Welcome to the COVID Cup! Bront and Drabby call in to discuss how things are going in the world's most permeable bubble! Topics include a lad check-in, why John's name isn't mentioned above, Crew vs. FC Fusslads, that weird-ass survey about going to games, and who you'd like to go to Zoombezi Bay with. Also, they preview the match vs. Red Bull, except the game is already over as I'm typing this summary. Oops.
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Jun 8, 2020
ACES Radio: Episode 149
We're back and and in mid-season form for a sport that is in early season hiatus! John and Drabby discuss things while Bront is off licking N95 masks clean to make the world a safer place. The lads check in, as #BestFriendsLunch is off the table (haha). They discuss the new CBA, the Orlando "plan" (air quotes definitely intended), and team/player responses to #BlackLivesMatter. They also talk about which players they think should be the MLSPA rep, and give their man balls no thought whatsoever.
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May 1, 2020
ACES Radio: Episode 148
Are you still listening? No, seriously. We haven't had actual soccer to talk about in like six weeks. Regardless, John, Bront, and Drabs check in... the panel discusses Bront's new career as a mask-licker. No, seriously. John reveals that he hates all Crew players and wouldn't buy their jerseys. No, seriously. Drabby thanks you, the person reading this, on the show. No, seriously.
These are all actual things that happen.
What a world.
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Apr 24, 2020
ACES Radio: Episode 147
Good news: your favorite podcast is still putting out content! And ACES Radio is doing the same! John, Drabby, and Bront check in and wind up talking about grills like a bunch of cargo short wearing dads. #Rest. Then the lads discuss Crewzers Best All-Time Starting XI, and boy will Bront appall you. Not with his answers, just as a person. Last, they debate which Crew players, current and former, would be superheroes and what their abilities would be. Oh, they also check in on the Steps Challenge and talk about how you're all definitely cheating.
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Apr 17, 2020
ACES Radio: Episode 146
No soccer? No problem. Except problem, because soccer podcast. Anyway, John, Drabby, and Bront check in on each other and our respective roommates, raccoon or otherwise. We talk about the first week of the #Crew96 Steps Challenge, including who's pulling up the rear and getting the bulk. We talk season tickets and what might need to happen with all that, then hit the important issue of the day: who's the best cook on the team, and what's their dish? Hard-hitting stuff, gang.
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Apr 10, 2020
ACES Radio: Episode 145
If you thought a lack of anything worthwhile to discuss would stop us, you've never listened to this podcast before. Today, John, Drabby, and Bront discuss what life continues to be like in the #StayAtHome era. They discuss the Crew 30 Day Steps Challenge, recipes from the Crew dietitian, how the FO might handle ticket money if the season is scrapped, and who they think the best Steps Challenge coaches would be.
On Segment 2... fuck it, no Segment 2.
On Segment 3... nah, just hit "end recording," John.
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Apr 3, 2020
ACES Radio: Episode 144
It's another #StayAtHome episode of ACES Radio! In today's Segment 1, John, Drabby, and not Bront check in on each other like true Best Friends do when there's no lunch. We talk FIFA and how bad BigWhiskeyEd is at it. Finally, we discuss the best Crew hair in history (hint: Morgan doesn't make the cut... GET IT? CUT?!) In Segment 2, JairadBallerina talks about his kink. Here's a hint: you need 1-5 other people involved, and sometimes minors. In Segment 3, Drabby reads YOUR hot takes and actually updates the standings. What a world.
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Mar 27, 2020
ACES Radio: Episode 143
You think your virtual happy hours are awkward? Wait til you hear this episode of ACES Radio! In Segment 1, John, Drabby, and Bront talk about what life has been like in #StayAtHomeOhio and what's happening in the Crew social media world. In Segment 2, John talks about his kink... it turns out, he likes it when people watch. In Segment 3, we read NEARLY ALL of your hot takes, and Drabby forgets to update the blood point standings, while John narrowly remembers to do the commercial. Way to go, guys.
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Mar 20, 2020
ACES Radio: Episode 142
Well, there's no soccer. But that didn't stop John, Drabby, and Bront from firing up the microphones. In Segment 1, the lads talk about what life has been like in the past week. Man Balls are given out, and Bront has a tender moment. Also, we talk about how to feed your FIFA Kink. In Segment 3 (yes, we know there's no 2), YOUR hot takes are read. Literally all of them. We discuss what the future might look like for Crew fans, the upcoming Patreon, and how you can join the ACES Radio Slack.
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Mar 13, 2020
ACES Radio: Episode 141
We're back! We're audible! And we won't blow out your eardrums! Now it's just the content that sucks. John, Drabby, and Bront don't have a secret guest because fuck coronavirus. But they do recap the Crew vs. Seattle match in Segment 1, along with the injuries that plague the team, and the lads hand out Man Balls.
In Segment 2, you find out what Bront's kink is. Hint: it requires four people. The panel is horrified.
In Segment 3, YOUR hot takes are shared with the world, if they're good or bad enough. Alex Thomas pops in with a weather report that is largely irrelevant, and the lads consider a world without soccer for a month.
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Mar 6, 2020
ACES Radio: Episode 140
John and Drabby are here. Bront is here--and audible, unfortunately. And SPECIAL GUEST HOST Alex Thomas, AKA Uncle Aligator, AKA Uncle Sportman himself, joins the lads. In Segment 1, we talk NYCFCSC, what new players showed the best for the Crew, and thoughts on the Pipa situation. In Segment 2, we ask Alex what his kinks are. In Segment 3, YOUR hot takes, the weather report for Saturday, and match thoughts on the Seattle Soccer Inventors.
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Feb 28, 2020
ACES Radio: Episode 139
Okay, shitlords. It's here. John and Drabby welcome Gemini back to the show as SPECIAL POTENTIAL GUEST HOST #1. In segment 1, the gang talks offseason. In segment 2, Gemini talks about video games and D&D, like all good soccer podcasts. Segment 3 has YOUR hot takes (well, some of them), and stuff about NYCFC or whatever.
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Feb 21, 2020
ACES Radio: Is this episode zero, or episode 138?
I can't believe we've done this. AGAIN.
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Oct 10, 2019
ACES Radio: Episode 137
If you've ever listened to ACES Radio, don't. Love you.
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Oct 3, 2019
ACES Radio: Episode 136
If you could just go ahead and not listen to anything after segment two, that'd be great.
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Sep 26, 2019
ACES Radio: Episode 135
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Sep 19, 2019
ACES Radio: Episode 134
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Sep 12, 2019
ACES Radio: Episode 133
You ever heard at least four dudes scream into a microphone at the same time for almost three hours? Guess what? You're about to.
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Sep 5, 2019
Little Tiny Hot Boy Show: Episode 132
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Aug 29, 2019
ACES Radio: Episode 131
Look at all these disgusting Crew fans, with their words that they use in front of our children.
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Aug 15, 2019
ACES Radio: Episode 130
The only thing worse than the content is the audio quality.
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Aug 8, 2019
ACES Radio: Episode 129
Hell is Real.
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Aug 1, 2019
ACES Radio: Episode 128
If you're at Hendocs Pub, you're in Greg's chair.
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Jul 25, 2019
ACES Radio: Episode 127
The most heavily edited episode in the history of MLS podcasts; of this, we can be certain. #BLESSED
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Jul 17, 2019
ACES Radio: Episode 126
If you can only hear out of your left ear say yeah.
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Jul 11, 2019
ACES Radio: Episode 125
I'm in yer trade window, moving boys while u record.
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Jun 27, 2019
ACES Radio: Episode 124
Big day today. #BillsMafia
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Jun 20, 2019
ACES Radio: Episode 123
RING RING RING, THIS IS THE FBI, YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP. HELLO?????
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Jun 6, 2019
ACES Radio: Episode 122
No Jean and no Drebs, but we has Naet and Haleks.
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May 30, 2019
ACES Radio: Episode 121
They're still shitty.
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May 23, 2019
ACES Radio: Episode 120
Tony Hogan Lad Party, Darla and The Shadow Baby, Jarvis' Spider Babies, and Steve Abreu says the Weather Report theme song is the wettest and hottest jam of summer 2019.
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May 16, 2019
ACES Radio: Episode 119
I HAD SHOES WHEN I CAME IN HERE.
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May 10, 2019
ACES Radio: Episode 118
Just as friends.
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May 2, 2019
ACES Radio: Episode 117
He had wet hot poo-poo smashers on hims little tiny baby butthole, and mama had to clean it off.
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Apr 26, 2019
ACES Radio: Episode 116
90% of the ocean is fish urine.
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Apr 11, 2019
ACES Radio: Episode 115
Segment three is half-missing. Such is Mango.
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Apr 4, 2019
ACES Radio: Episode 114
Isn't every b technically mobile? #BUTTS
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Mar 21, 2019
ACES Radio: Episode 113
GO INSIDE OF EACH OTHER JUST AS FRIENDS
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Mar 14, 2019
ACES Radio: Episode 112
Yeah, poops.
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Mar 7, 2019
ACES Radio: Episode 111
SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew vs. New York Red Bulls, Cracking The Code breaks down what Michael Arace means when he uses words, and Man Balls of The Week.
SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity Fan and shitlord supreme Mike Hudson (aka Mike Hudson Sucks) stops by the show to talk about things but also about stuff.
SEGMENT THREE: We head live on Periscope for your hot takes aka The Battle for The Grand Prize, then we recap last week's predictions from the Latin panel for podcast hosts before giving you our predictions for Crew at Revolution, along with The Weather Report with Alex Thomas.
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Feb 27, 2019
ACES Radio: Episode 110
A new season, a new reason to listen to the Trash Pocket.
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Jan 10, 2019
ACES Radio: Episode 109
Gary is my tiny baby.
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Nov 29, 2018
ACES Radio: Episode 108
OMFG PAM GROW UP
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Nov 8, 2018
ACES Radio: Episode 107
SECRET SEGMENT FOUR SHHHHHHH DON'T TELL PAM
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Oct 25, 2018
ACES Radio: Episode 106
IT WASN'T LIKE THAT, PENISBREATH.
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Oct 18, 2018
ACES Radio: Episode 105
5318008 page me
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Oct 11, 2018
ACES Radio: Episode 104
HASHTANG SAVED THE CREW
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Oct 4, 2018
ACES Radio: Episode 103
1. PICARD
2. JANEWAY
3. ARCHER
4. KIRK
5. SISKO
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Sep 27, 2018
ACES Radio: Episode 102
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Sep 20, 2018
ACES Radio: Episode 101
USE THE DISCOUNT CODE SUPER HARD RALPH.
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Sep 13, 2018
ACES Radio: Episode 100
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Sep 6, 2018
ACES Radio: Episode 99
Gary is the most precious sleeping animal I've ever seen.
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Aug 30, 2018
ACES Radio: Episode 98
Tim "The Tool Man" Tayor
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Aug 23, 2018
ACES Radio: Episode 97
RETURN OF THE SHREK YES IT IS RETURN OF THE SHREK OH MY GOD RETURN OF THE SHREK PUMP UP THE WORLD RETURN OF THE SHREK YOU KNOW THAT I'LL BE BACK RETURN OF THE SHREK
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Aug 16, 2018
ACES Radio: Episode 96 (DIAMOND JUBILEE)
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Aug 2, 2018
ACES Radio: Episode 95
Pam has so much growing up to do.
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Jul 18, 2018
ACES Radio: Episode 94
SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crewzers FC at NYCFC, Cracking the Code makes its triumphant return, and we hand out our Man Balls of The Week.
SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity fan First Name Last Name stops by the program to talk about things and also about stuff. What a rare treat.
SEGMENT THREE: We go live on Periscope for your hot takes aka The Battle for The Grand Prize, prediction scores, prediction updates, previewing Crewzers FC vs. Orlando City Fighting My Shopify Dot Coms, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack war, and so much fucking more.
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Jul 12, 2018
ACES Radio: Episode 93
SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crewzers FC at LA Galaxy, Cracking the Code makes its triumphant return, and we hand out our Man Balls of The Week.
SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity fan and best man at Pam's upcoming wedding Ian Maute stops by the program to talk about things and also about stuff. What a rare treat.
SEGMENT THREE: We go live on Periscope for your hot takes aka The Battle for The Grand Prize, prediction scores, prediction updates, previewing Crewzers FC at NYCFC, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack war, and so much fucking more.
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Jul 5, 2018
ACES Radio: Episode 92
SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crewzers FC vs. Real Salt Lake, Cracking the Code makes its triumphant return, and we hand out our Man Balls of The Week.
SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity fan and failing minitailgate shitlord Patrick Jones stops by the program to talk about things and also about stuff. What a rare treat.
SEGMENT THREE: We go live on Periscope for your hot takes aka The Battle for The Grand Prize, prediction scores, prediction updates, previewing Crewzers FC at Los Angeles Galaxy Craft, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack war, and so much fucking more.
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Jun 28, 2018
ACES Radio: Episode 91
SEGMENT 1: Recapping Crew SC at Los Angeles Football Craft, Cracking the Code makes it's triumphant return, and we hand out our Man Balls of The Week.
SEGMENT 2: Adam Jardy of the Columbus Dispatch stops by to discuss the health of his dog, and also, is his dog okay? Tune in to find out.
SEGMENT 3: We head live on Periscope to read your hot takes, aka The Battle for The Grand Prize. Prediction scores, prediction updates, Crewzers vs. the Realest of all Salt Lakes, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack war, and so much fucking more.
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Jun 21, 2018
ACES Radio: Episode 90
Don't forget to use the hashtag #MorganForBestFriendsClub.
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Jun 14, 2018
ACES Radio: Episode 89
Poopy poopy buttcracks.
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Jun 7, 2018
ACES Radio: Episode 88
Hi, my name is Anthony Precourt, and I have soft hands because I have never used them to build anything or perform any task ever in my entire life. I've never worked for anything, and I am a lying pile of human garbage. Please give me things because I feel that I deserve them.
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May 31, 2018
ACES Radio: Episode 87
The best friends club is real, and Morgan is definitely 100% in it and we are best friends together as people who are real and exist and eat at MCL or another restaurant that is a place that we go all the time as best friends.
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May 24, 2018
ACES Radio: Episode 86
SEGMENT ONE: John and Darby are best friends who eat poop for lunch.
SEGMENT TWO: John and Darby are best friends who eat poop for lunch.
SEGMENT THREE: John and Darby are best friends who eat poop for lunch.
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May 17, 2018
ACES Radio: Episode 85
The Dave Greeley Show is filmed before a live studio audience.
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May 10, 2018
ACES Radio: Episode 84
SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC vs. Philadelphia Union, Cracking the Code makes its triumphant return, and Man Balls of The Week.
SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity fans Dave and Olivia Edinger stop by to talk about Amish stuff or speak in Pennsylvania-Dutch, or whatever.
SEGMENT THREE: The Battle for The Grand Prize, prediction scores, prediction updates, the Weather Report with Alex Thomas, and previewing Crewzers FC vs Bridgeview Fire.
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May 3, 2018
ACES Radio: Episode 83
WE WILL NOT TRY TO UNDERSTAND THE PROFESSIONAL SPORTS BUSINESS.
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Apr 26, 2018
ACES Radio: Episode 82
SEGMENT ONE: Anthony Precourt is a sociopath.
SEGMENT TWO: Sean Sitar goes to see X-Man 3.
SEGMENT THREE: We have a taco stand, there will not be a Crew game on.
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Apr 19, 2018
ACES Radio: Episode 81
SEGMENT ONE: Rob Schneider is a stapler.
SEGMENT TWO: Oh tam tam tamaloo stops by for der prabes a lerb derp a lerb, also look at me I'm a praynus frank ah I go to a praynus braynus.
SEGMENT THREE: Battle for the grand prabes, prabevrabing Crew against Rabealabes, and der deeber. Ter herb ah berloo.
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Apr 12, 2018
ACES Radio: Episode 80
SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew at Bridgeview F*re, Cracking the Code talks lawsuit, and Man Balls of The Week.
SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity guest David Miller stops by to talk about things and stuff.
SEGMENT THREE: Hot takes from The Massive, rrediction scores, prediction updates, previewing Crewzers FC at DC United.
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Apr 5, 2018
ACES Radio: Episode 79
SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC vs. Vancouver Whitecaps, Cracking the Code makes its triumphant return, and Man Ball of The Week.
SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity fan Evonne Seagull stops by to sing some songs or whatever.
SEGMENT THREE: The Battle for The Grand Prize, prediction scores, prediction updates, the Weather Report with Alex Thomas, and previewing Crewzers FC at Bridgeview Fire.
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Mar 29, 2018
ACES Radio: Episode 78
SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC vs DC United, Cracking the Code, and Man Balls of The Week.
SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity fan Andy Stankey stops by the show to talk about things and stuff.
SEGMENT THREE: Hot takes, previewing Crewzers FC vs Vancouver Whitecaps.
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Mar 22, 2018
ACES Radio: Episode 77
SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC at Philadelphia Union, Cracking the Code, and Man Balls of The Week.
SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity fan Jo Rodgers stops by the show to talk about things and stuff, and also how she's one of the top lads at attending City Council meetings in the game today.
SEGMENT THREE: Hot takes, previewing Crewzers FC vs. DC United.
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Mar 15, 2018
ACES Radio: Episode 76
SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC vs. Montreal Impact, Cracking the Code, and Man Balls of The Week.
SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity fan Tobias Roediger stops by the show to talk about things and stuff, and also how he's one of the top advertisingmen in the game today.
SEGMENT THREE: Hot takes, previewing Crewzers FC vs. Philadelphia Union.
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Mar 7, 2018
ACES Radio: Episode 75
SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC at Toronto FC, Cracking the Code with celebrity fan Steve Abreu, and Man Balls of The Week.
SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity fan Keith Naas stops by the show to talk about things and stuff, and also how he's one of the top threadman in the game today.
SEGMENT THREE: Hot takes, previewing Crewzers FC vs. Montreal Impact.
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Feb 26, 2018
ACES Radio: Episode 74
SEGMENT ONE: The number 17 Buffalo Bills podcast within the outerbelt of 270 is back and worse than ever before! We talk Crewzers FC in the Carolina Challenge Cup, cover PSV's latest press release of failure, and hand out our first Man Balls of 2018.
SEGMENT TWO: The first guest in ACES Radio history returns to talk #SaveTheCrew. His name is Sean Kelly, and his STC documentary is hitting the big screen on 3/9.
SEGMENT THREE: The Battle for The Grand Prize is back, as we read your first hot takes of the 2018 season. Prediction scores, prediction updates, previewing Crew SC at Toronto FC, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack war, and so much fucking more.
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Jan 10, 2018
ACES Radio: Episode 73
CLIP SHOW TIME! Join us on a trip down memory lane to hear what the Columbus Crew means to some of our celebrity guests from episodes past.
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Dec 7, 2017
ACES Radio: Episode 72
* SEGMENT ONE: Updates on #SaveTheCrew, Cracking The Code, and Man Balls of The Week
* SEGMENT TWO: Mike Flick stops by to talk about stuff and also things.
* SEGMENT THREE: Trophies, Grand Prizes, Memories of Season Two, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack War, and so much fucking more.
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Nov 30, 2017
ACES Radio: Episode 71
* SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew at Toronto, Cracking The Code, and Man Balls of The Week.
* SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity Fan and Co-Host of 97.1 The Fan's Common Man and T-Bone, Jonathan "T-Bone" Smith stops by the show to talk about things and also stuff.
* SEGMENT THREE: Recapping the latest failure in the long history of failed trips that is #NorOnTour.
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Nov 16, 2017
ACES Radio: Episode 70
* SEGMENT ONE: Cracking the Code with Celebrity Fan Tim Myers, as we discuss his recent narrative-destroying study of PSV talking points. Also, Man Balls of The Week.
* SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity Guest Michael Arace of the Columbus Dispatch stops by to discuss how the Crew situation compares with the Hartford Whalers moving to Carolina in 1997. Also, things and stuff.
* SEGMENT THREE: Previewing Leg One of the Eastern Conference Finals against Toronto FC.
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Nov 2, 2017
ACES Radio: Episode 69 (Nice)
* Recapping Crew vs. NYCFC, Cracking the Code, and Man Balls of The Week.
* Morgan, John, and Darby reflect back on the first two weeks of the #SaveTheCrew movement, and talk about where it goes from here.
* The final Blood Points of the year are handed out (Battle For The Grand Prize), final prediction update of the year, previewing the second leg of the Eastern Conference Semifinals.
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Oct 20, 2017
ACES Radio: Episode 68
SEGMENT ONE: #SaveTheCrew
SEGMENT TWO: #SaveTheCrew
SEGMENT THREE: #SaveTheCrew
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Oct 5, 2017
ACES Radio: Episode 67
SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC vs. DC United, Cracking The Code featuring Federico Higuain, and Man Balls of The Week.
SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity Fan Darling Thief stops by the show to discuss stuff and also things. Will she know what to do with the tire?
SEGMENT THREE: We head live on Periscope to read your hot takes aka The Battle for The Grand Prize, prediction scores, prediction updates, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack war, and so much fucking more.
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Sep 28, 2017
ACES Radio: Episode 66
SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC vs. NYRB, Cracking The Code, and Man Balls of The Week.
SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity Fan and #OcularFuckingMelanoma survivor Mike Cornell joins the program to talk about things, and also about stuff. But what do we do with the tire, Greg?
SEGMENT THREE: Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction scores, Prediction updates, Crewzers vs. DC United, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack war, and so much fucking more.
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Sep 21, 2017
ACES Radio: Episode 65
SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC at Vancouver, Cracking the Code featuring Justin Merman, and Man Balls of The Week.
SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity Fan and number one comedy boy Travis Irvine stops by the show to discuss stuff and things. The panel breaks down Nate Beckman's Crew SC Playoff Forecaster, and talks about what Columbus needs from the final four games of the 2017 season.
SEGMENT THREE: We head live on Periscope for your hot takes aka The Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction scores, Prediction updates, previewing Crewzers FC vs. New York Red Bulls, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack war, and so much fucking more.
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Sep 16, 2017
ACES Radio: Episode 64
SEGMENT ONE: The panel uses their newly-acquired dry erase boards to give you their Top 3 Lists of various, like, things about Columbus Crew SC. Or something. This episode will be bad.
SEGMENT TWO: The panel uses their not newly-acquired wireless microphones to talk to the people of Columbus about various topics. You know how John is always talking about doing a Man-On-The-Street thing? Yeah, that's going to happen on segment two. This episode will be bad.
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Sep 14, 2017
ACES Radio: Episode 63
SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC vs. Sporting KC, Cracking The Code, Man Balls.
SEGMENT TWO: Oliver Convertini stops by to talk about things and also about stuff.
SEGMENT THREE: Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction Scores, Prediction Updates, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack War, and so much fucking more.
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Sep 7, 2017
ACES Radio: Episode 62
* SEGMENT ONE: Nate Beckman's Playoff Forecaster featuring his goddamned kids and their never-ending lust for yogurt, Cracking The Code, Man Balls of The Week
* SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity fan "Cowtown" Ben Beachy stops by the show to talk about things and also about stuff, but what do we do with the tire, Greg?
* SEGMENT THREE: We head live on Periscope for your Hot Takes aka The Battle for The Grand Prize, Previewing Crew SC vs. Sporting Kansas City, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack War, and so much fucking more.
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Aug 31, 2017
ACES Radio: Episode 61
* SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC vs. FC Dallas, and Man Balls of The Week
* SEGMENT TWO: Wahlter the Ruccoon stop by the show to talk about things and also about stuff.
* SEGMENT THREE: Heading live on Periscope to read your hot takes aka The Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction scores, Prediction updates, Crewzers versus Bye Week FC, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack war, and so much fucking more
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Aug 24, 2017
ACES Radio: Episode 60
* SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC at Orlando City, Recapping Crew SC vs. LA Galaxy, Cracking the Code, and Man Balls of The Week
* SEGMENT TWO: Stef Steffen stops by the show to talk about things and also stuff. Not only is she a Celebrity Fan and mother to Crew SC starting goalkeeper Zack Steffen, but she's also a human being. We think. Tune in to find out.
* SEGMENT THREE: Reading your hot takes aka The Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction scores, Prediction updates, previewing Crewzers FC vs. FC Dallas, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack War, and so much fucking more.
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Aug 17, 2017
ACES Radio: Episode 59
* SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC vs. Bridgeview Fire, Quick hits on the various of the week, Cracking the Code, and Man Balls of The Week.
* SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity Fan and Reddit legend Jonathon Masteller aka Lord_Of_The_Shits stops by the show to talk about things and stuff, but mostly things. Who does this guy think he is? Tune in to find out.
* SEGMENT THREE: We head live on Periscope for your Hot Takes aka The Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction Scores, Prediction Updates, the Weather Report with Alex Thomas, Crew SC Playoff Forecaster with Nate Beckman and Nate Beckman's devil children, Previewing Crewzers FC at Orlando City, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack War, and so much fucking more.
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Aug 10, 2017
ACES Radio: Episode 58
* SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC at San Jose Earthquakes, Cracking the Code, and Man Balls of The Week
* SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity Fan Todd Fichtenberg makes his record-setting third appearance on the show, as we talk all-things-summer-transfer-window, including his lobster Ethan Finlay heading to Minnesota.
* SEGMENT THREE: Battle for the Grand Prize, prediction scores, prediction updates, Crewzers vs Bridgeview Fire, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack war, and so much fucking more.
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Aug 3, 2017
ACES Radio: Episode 57
* SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC at Real Salt Lake, Cracking the Code, Man Balls of The Week
* SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity Fan Karen Crognale stops by the show to talk about things and stuff, her life as a Crew SC fan and an MLS mom, and how she has three grown adult children but still looks like she's 25 years old.
* SEGMENT THREE: Battle for the Grand Prize, Prediction Scores, Predictions Updates, Previewing Crewzers FC at San Jose Earthquakes, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack War, and so much fucking more.
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Jul 27, 2017
ACES Radio: Episode 56
* Recapping Crew SC vs Philadelphia Union times two, Cracking the Code, and Man Balls.
* Celebrity MLS shill Andrew King stops by to discuss a proposal for promotion and relegation within Major League Soccer.
* Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction score, Prediction updates, Crewzers vs. Real Salt Lake, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack war, and so much fucking more.
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Jul 20, 2017
ACES Radio: Episode 55
* Fresh off a win against a team from the old country of Europe, Crewzers FC prepare for the second half of 2017 - Cracking the Code - Man Balls
* Multiple celebrity guests from Big Soccer stop by to talk about why Big Soccer is not the worst thing in the world at all.
* Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction Scores, Prediction Updates, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack war, and so much fucking more.
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Jul 13, 2017
ACES Radio: Episode 54
CLIP SHOW TIME! We're off this week, so sit back, relax, and enjoy the three most downloaded celebrity guest interviews of 2017. Whose fucking kid is this?
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Jul 6, 2017
ACES Radio: Episode 53
* Recapping Crew SC vs Atlanta United Eff Semens, Recapping Crew SC at Minnesota United Eff Semens, Cracking the Code, Man Balls of The Week
* Celebrity Guest Neil Sika stops by the show to talk about things, and also about stuff. Who smells better: Dwight Burgess or Chris Doran? Tune in to find out.
* Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction Scores, Prediction Updates, Crewzers vs Bye Week FC, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack War, and so much fucking more.
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Jun 29, 2017
ACES Radio: Episode 52
* Recapping Crew SC vs. Montreal Impact, "Cracking the Code" featuring a non-robot who is absolutely the real human Dilly Duka, and Man Balls of The Week.
* Celebrity Fan Travis Irvine stops by to talk about things and stuff, and also to pimp out his comedy album release party or something like that.
* "Battle for The Grand Prize", Prediction Scores, Prediction Updates, Previewing Columbus Crewzers FC vs. Atlanta United FC, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack War, and so much fucking more.
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Jun 22, 2017
ACES Radio: Episode 51
* Recapping Crew SC at Atlanta United FC, Cracking the Code, and Man Balls
* Celebrity Fans GCGBAG stop by to talk about how their first half of a season as an official supporter group has gone, and to update us on what they have in store for the rest of the season. What a rare treat.
* Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction Scores, Prediction Updates, Previewing Crewzers FC vs Montreal Impact, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack War, and so much fucking more.
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Jun 15, 2017
ACES Radio: Episode 50
* Recapping Crew SC at FC Cincinnati, Cracking the Code, Man Balls
* Celebrity fan Ralph Schudel stops by the show to talk about things and also about stuff.
* Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction Scores, Prediction Updates, Crewzers at Atlanta United Football Club, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack war, and so much fucking more.
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Jun 8, 2017
ACES Radio: Episode 49
* Recapping Crew SC at Colorado Rapids, Cracking The Code, U.S. Open Cup Preview, Man Balls
* Celebrity Fan Hilary Lastname stops by to talk about stuff and also things, and tell us about the soccer website for girls that she writes for. She is in love with Eddie Gaven. Fact.
* Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction Scores, Prediction Updates, Crewzwers at FC Cincinnati, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack War, and so much fucking more.
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Jun 1, 2017
ACES Radio: Episode 48
* Recapping Crew SC at Toronto FC, Recapping Crew SC vs Seattle, Cracking The Code, Man Balls of The Week
* Celebrity Guest Alexis Tschalte stops by to talk about things, stuff, and why her last night sounds exactly like someone sneezing
* Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction Scores, Prediction Updates, Crewzers at Colorado Rapids, HangOnTour, the AGSAttack war, and so much fucking more
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May 25, 2017
ACES Radio: Episode 47
* Crew SC at New England recap, Cracking The Code, Man Balls
* Celebrity Guest Weston Appelfeller stops by to talk about stuff and also things, and why grass is the future of the franchise.
* Battle for The Grand Prize, Previewing Crew SC at Toronto, Previewing Crew SC vs Seattle Capos of Plascadia
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May 18, 2017
ACES Radio: Episode 46
* SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC at Montreal Impact, Cracking The Code, Man Balls
* SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity Fan Shaddy Swade stops by to talk about things and stuff, and also to confuse the living shit out of autocorrect with the spelling of his own name (xfilesdrop.mp3)
* SEGMENT THREE: Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction Scores, Prediction Updates, Previewing Crewzers FC at New England Revolution
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May 11, 2017
ACES Radio: Episode 45
* Recapping Crew SC vs New England, Recrapping Crewzers FZZZ vs Toronto Who Deserves Butter FC, Cracking the Code, Man Balls
* Celebrity Fan Brian Harris Allan 87 stops by to listen to Morgan talk about his childhood injuries
* Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction scores, Prediction updates, Crewzers vs Montreal Impact, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack War, and so much fucking more
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May 4, 2017
ACES Radio: Episode 44
* SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC vs. NYCFCSC, Cracking the Code, and Man Balls.
* SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity fan and Easy Coast Ultra Steve Abreu stops by to chat about that time when John Clem got arrested in Montreal.
* SEGMENT THREE: Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction Score, Prediction Updates, Crew SC vs. New England preview, Crew SC vs. Toronto preview.
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Apr 20, 2017
ACES Radio: Episode 43
* SEGMENT ONE: Crewzers FC vs. TFC recap, Cracking the Code, Man Balls
* SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity guest Kris Landis stops by to talk about things and stuff.
* SEGMENT THREE: Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction scores, Predictions updates, Crewzers FC vs. MetroStars preview
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Apr 12, 2017
ACES Radio: Episode 42
* SEGMENT ONE: Columbus Cup Leg 1 Recap, Crewzers FC vs Bridgeview Fire Recap, Cracking the Code, Man Balls
* SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity Fan Travis Irvine stops by the show to talk about things and also about stuff.?
* SEGMENT THREE: Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction Updates, Crewzers FC vs Toronto FC Preview
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Apr 6, 2017
ACES Radio: Episode 41
* SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC vs. Orlando City, Cracking the Code, and Man Balls.
* SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity Fan AGS Attack stops by for the worst segment in ACES Radio history.
* SEGMENT THREE: Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction recap, Previewing Crewzers FC at Bridgeview Fire
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Mar 30, 2017
ACES Radio: Episode 40
* SEGMENT 1: Recapping Crew SC vs. Portland, Recapping capos after week one, Cracking the Code, and Man Balls.
* SEGMENT 2: Celebrity Fan Andrew Erickson from The Columbus Dispatch joins the show to talk about things and also about stuff.
* SEGMENT 3: Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction updates, and previewing Columbus Crewzers FC vs. The Orlando City Dot My Shopifys Dot Com's.
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Mar 23, 2017
ACES Radio: Episode 39
* Recapping Crew SC vs DC United, Talking about formations and shit, Cracking the Code, Man Balls
* Celebrity Fan and the founder of Zauber Brewing Company stops by to tell us which lads he ups and why.
* Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction Updates, Previewing Crewzers FC versus Portland Timbers
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Mar 17, 2017
ACES Radio: Episode 38
* Crewzers FC vs 1836 Houston recap, 2016-2017 data analysis, Man Balls
* Celebrity Fan Jake Norman stops by to finally answer the question, "Whose fucking kid is this?"
* Battle for The Grand Prize, Crew SC vs. DC United predictions, Whose fucking kid is this?
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Mar 10, 2017
ACES Radio: Episode 37
* Crew SC vs. Bridgeview recap, Capo Bullshit, and Man Balls.
* The worst segment in the history of terrible ACES Radio segments.
* An even worse segment. This is not a Crew podcast. Fuck everything. Eat at Arby's.
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Mar 2, 2017
ACES Radio: Episode 36
* Carolina Cup Champions, Acura stuff, Cracking the Code, and Man Balls.
* Previewing MLS 2017 with International Soccer Celebrity Chris Doran.
* Battle for The Grand Prize, Crew SC 2017 predictions, Crews SC vs. Bridgeview Fire
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Feb 23, 2017
ACES Radio: Episode 35
* Crewzers FC in the Carolina Challenge Cup, Talking about the new jersey, Cracking the Code, and Man Balls.
* Celebrity fan interview with GCGBAG.
* Battle for The Grand Prize, Evonne cool raps, Twitter leaks the new jersey and kit sponsor.
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Jan 1, 2017
ACES Radio: Episode 34
* Which players have left Columbus Crewzers FC in 2016?
* Which players are returning for 2017, and who are the new players that Crewzers FC have signed?
* Hot Takes, saying goodbye to 2016, and score predictions for ANC Buckeyes vs. Clemson.
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Nov 11, 2016
ACES Radio: Episode 33
DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO WAR ON ALEX
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Oct 27, 2016
ACES Radio: Episode 32
* Details on the ACES Radio Celebrity Fan Hype Party for USA vs Mexico, Crew SC vs NYCFC recap, Man Balls
* Recapping the Columbus Crewzers FC 2016 season with Celebrity Fan Darby Shnarfus
* The final edition of the 2016 Battle for the Grand Prize, final score predictions, Recapping ACES Radio: Season 1
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Oct 19, 2016
ACES Radio: Episode 31
* AGS Attack anthem, War On Alex, New Crewzers FC Stadium, Crewzers FC vs MetroStars recap, Man Balls.
* Celebrity Fan Todd Fichtenberg
* Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction Updates / Standings, 2016 Crewzers FC Season Finale Preview
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Oct 13, 2016
ACES Radio: Episode 30
* USA vs MEX, US Soccer is bad at everything, Crew SC vs Chicago recap, Manballs
* Playoff Forecaster with Celebrity Fan Nate Beckman
* Morgan forgets to press the record button on the greatest segment in ACES Radio history.
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Sep 29, 2016
ACES Radio: Episode 29
* Crew SC vs. DC United, 2017 Roster Turnover, Man Balls
* Celebrity Fan Nick Rigsby
* Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction Updates, Dos a Cero ticketing fiasco, Preview of Crewzers FC vs. Bridgeview Fire
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Sep 17, 2016
ACES Radio: Episode 28
* Crewzers FC vs. Vancouver Whitecaps, USWNT vs. Thailand, Man Balls
* Nate Beckman's Playoff 4caster
* Battle for The Grand Prize, Crewzers FC vs. Orlando City Iron Lion Firms
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Sep 9, 2016
ACES Radio: Episode 27
* Recap of Crewzers vs Galaxy, Landycakes is back, Man Balls.
* We talk Dos a Cero 2016 for the entire segment, shitlords.
* Battle for the Grand Prize, Prediction updates, Crewzers FC vs. Vancouver preview
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Sep 1, 2016
ACES Radio: Episode 26
* Crewzers FC vs. San Jose Clash, Man Balls
* Celebrity Fan Kevin Grimm gives a shockingly decent interview
* Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction standings, Crewzers FC vs. LA Galaxy
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Aug 29, 2016
ACES Radio: Episode 25
Our traditional post-game edition recorded from Morgan's kitchen, where we aren't drunk on hashtag beer culture at all. Joined by a cluster of celebrity fans, shit and stank lords, we discuss the 2-0 victory over the San Jose Clash.
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Aug 19, 2016
ACES Radio: Episode 24
Recap of Crewzers vs NYCFCFCSC, Changing one thing to make 2016 not suck, Man Balls.
* Celebrity shitlord Matt Selan, aka @SelanMX on Twitter. Spoiler: the "X" means literally nothing.
* The Battle for the Grand Prize, Prediction standings / updates, preview of Columbus Crewzers FC vs New England.
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Aug 12, 2016
ACES Radio: Episode 23
* Recap of Columbus Crewzers FC vs Bye Week FC, Gregg Berhalter Q&A, Man Balls
* Celebrity fan Andrew King stops by the program, and describes in great detail his sexual history with Morgan's grandmother. Ewwwww.
* Hot Takes aka The Battle for The Grand Prize, Season ticket renewals, preview of Crew SC vs NYCFC
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Aug 4, 2016
ACES Radio: Episode 22
* Huge announcement regarding how impressive we have become, recap of Crewzers FC vs Toronto, Man Balls.
* An entire segment dedicated to the closing of the transfer window.
* Celebrity front office legend JP Lococo joins the program to talk Columbus Cup 2016, Hot Takes aka The Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction standings, Crew SC vs Bye Week preview.
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Jul 29, 2016
ACES Radio: Episode 21
* Nooooo. No, god, no.
* No god please no.
* No. No. Noooooooooooooooo.
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Jul 22, 2016
ACES Radio: Episode 20
* Recap of Crew vs. DC United, discussing the new addition (Nicky Aces), and handing out Man Balls.
* Celebrity shitlord Ryan Roberts joins the program.
* Battle for the Grand Prize, Nordecke Cup 2016 date announced, prediction updates, Crewzers FC vs Orlando City preview.
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Jul 15, 2016
ACES Radio: Episode 19
* Recap of Crew vs Revolution, recap of Crew vs Terrible Football Club, and some dirty Man Balls.
* Celebrity Fan Dan Bidmead stops by to discuss things and also stuff.
* Battle for The Grand Prize, what to do if you're outraged about someone else making a soccer banner, prediction standings, predictions updates, previewing Crewzers FC vs DC United.
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Jul 8, 2016
ACES Radio: Episode 18
* Everything goes off the rails in this entire episode, as a wild Frankie appears. Recap of Crew vs. Wizards. Praying to Jodude. Man Balls.
* Celebrity fans Donny and Jason Murray of Murderers Row stop by for a chat. More Frankie.
* Battle for The Grand Prize. More Frankie. Homesickness, and how it can be avoided. Preview of Crewzers FC at New England.
* This episode. Sweet Jesus.
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Jul 1, 2016
ACES Radio: Episode 17
* Recording live from Zauber Brewing Company! Recap of the games against NYRB and Bridgeview. Color impression updates. Man Balls.
* Getting to know International soccer legend and longtime fan of ACES Radio, Chris Doran! It's all downhill from here, folks.
* Speaking of downhill, segment three is a goddamned dumpster fire. Hot takes, blood points, prediction standings, #DosHiguains, Crewzers FC vs Wizards, and then we blissfully leave you for absolutely the last time. This is the worst show in the history of podcasts. Possibly in the history of shows. It was fun while it lasted.
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Jun 23, 2016
ACES Radio: Episode 16
* WHAT YEAR IS IT? Someone has malaria and Dilly Duka plays for the Crew. A recap of Crewzers FC vs. Montreal Impact. Man balls.
* Celebrity fan and #TIFOSWEAT legend Todd Stroufe stops by the show to talk about his love for Ohio State Football.
* Ladies and gentleman, the Hot Takes and Hotakes have a new dedicated home; THE BATTLE FOR THE GRAND PRIZE! Footgolf Classic 2016 recap, a discussion on a few new front office policies (mainly having to do with the continuing war between V-Army and Legion '04), and a preview of Columbus Crewzers FC vs New York / New Jersey MetroStars.
* #WarOnAlex
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Jun 17, 2016
ACES Radio: Episode 15
* Recap of Crewzers FC vs Tampa City Hooligans, thoughts on next round vs Bridgeview. Injuries! Injuries! Injuries! Man balls.
* Evonne drops the cool raps. Celebrity Fan interview with the president of The Sunshine Brigade, Evonne Seagull.
* Evonne drops more of the cool raps. Hot takes and Hotakes. ACES Radio wins an Emmy, but not really. Prediction standings, predictions, YNA tailgate info, and footgolf trash talk. WE CAME FOR THE BELT.
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Jun 9, 2016
ACES Radio: Episode 14
ALERT! ALERT! THIS IS NOT AN EPISODE OF ACES RADIO. THIS IS A TRAINING VIDEO SLASH TRAINING SEMINAR INTENDED FOR THE EARS OF JOHN ZIDAR ONLY. IF YOU ARE NOT JOHN ZIDAR, PLEASE SET YOURSELF ON FIRE IMMEDIATELY. THANK YOU. #WhisperFont
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Jun 3, 2016
ACES Radio: Episode 13
* Recap of Crewzers vs. RSL and Crewzers vs. Chester Unions. The season is 41% done, so like, what does that mean, and stuff? Man Balls.
* Celebrity fan Darby Shnarfus stops by for six hours, and we talk to him about things and also about other things.
* Hot takes! Greg is deported! Morgan ruins the show! Julie Stankey wins internet points! FC Cincinnati rants! This and not a whole hell of a lot more in segment three. Worst episode ever.
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May 26, 2016
ACES Radio: Episode 12
* Recapping Crew vs. Toronto. Is a life without Gaston Sauro worth living? Man balls return after a one week unintentional hiatus.
* Celebrity fan and Hudson Street Hooligan president Katie Mitchell stops by to speak softly and infrequently into the microphone. Not good, like, at all.
* Hot takes! So many goddamned hot takes! Making demands of the front office regarding the upcoming 2016 Crew SC Footgolf Classic. Talking this weekends upcoming match against Real Salt Lake. The blissfully leaving you all, possibly forever. #WarOnAlex #WarOnAlex #WarOnAlex #WarOnAlex #WarOnAlex #WarOnAlex #WarOnAlex
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May 20, 2016
ACES Radio: Episode 11
* Crewzers FC potential US Open Cup 4th Round opponents are announced. Morgan wants to play Cincinnati, while John and Greg are piles of human garbage. Recapping Crew vs. Rapids. John still thinks losing 26 goals somehow makes Columbus a strong soccer team. No.
* Alex Thomas joins the program, and proceeds to be both the best and worst guest of all-time. This is possibly the greatest segment in ACES Radio history.
* We go live on Periscope to read your #HotTakes and #Hotakes from the past week. Greg Benson has been deported. John Zidar has coughed into the microphone. We finish the worst show in ACES Radio history by discussing the upcoming Trillium Cup match at Toronto FC. Hashtag rivalry week, you guys.
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May 13, 2016
ACES Radio: Episode 10
* Segment 1: Kei, Kei, Kei, Kei - Greg's suspension is updated, and Man Balls are given out.
* Segment 2: Angry Kip Lexner joins the program. Worst segment ever? Hell yes.
* Segment 3: Hot takes which are so hot that a wild Alex Stanek shows up to ruin the entire episode, and we preview the upcoming match against Colorado.
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May 6, 2016
ACES Radio: Episode 9
This one is completely out of order and filled with bullshit supporter drama, so pay no attention to what segment we may say we're in or if the episode sounds like it's ending. It's over when the counter reaches zero. Worst episode ever, and we mean it this time. Serenity now.
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Apr 29, 2016
ACES Radio: Episode 8
1. Recap of the win over Houston. What is a rivalry? Man Balls are given out. John Clem is in prison.
2. Horrible interview with Celebrity Fan Nate Beckman, including details on his genitals, and how they compare to John's genitals.
3. We go live on Periscope and dive deep into your extremely #HotTakes for the week. #HateWeek 2016: Columbus Crewzers FC vs. the Fighting Capos of Plascadia. Predictions for the upcoming match against Seattle.
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Apr 22, 2016
ACES Radio: Episode 7
1. Greg Benson is given a suspension for being a traitor. Recap of the win over NYCFC. Man Balls are given out to almost every Columbus starter.
2. Legitimately terrible interview with Celebrity Fan Todd Fichtenberg, including details on the legal battle with US Soccer over the Dos a Cero trademark, #NorOnTour, and The Sunshine Brigade.
3. Details on the Crew SC Gear Sale, and Google Earth stalking #TIFOSWEAT. We go live on Periscope and dive deep into your extremely #HotTakes for the week. John Zidar is a fuccboi. Predictions for the upcoming match against Houston.
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Apr 14, 2016
ACES Radio: Episode 6
* Crewzers FC vs. Impact recap, Hot Takes galore. Shrek comes on earlier than scheduled to ruin everything. We briefly mention Robert Warzycha, then give out our Man Balls.
* The longest segment in the history of the world, featuring Celebrity Fan Srikanth Meka. I probably misspelled that.
* We read and react to your Hot Takes, both from Twitter and /r/TheMassive. Crew SC vs. NYCFC preview, update on prediction standings (SPOILER: Morgan is still winning), confidence colors, and predictions for the match against NYCFC.
* A bonus prank call made to Andy Loughnane from early in the 2015 season while we were driving back from Chicago in the middle of the night. John almost chokes to death on his own spit.
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Apr 8, 2016
ACES Radio: Episode 5
Segments...
* Crew vs. Dallas Burn wrap-up, 2016 Crewzers FC Celebrity Fan Ratings, Man Balls of The Week, and a metric shit ton of Hot Takes.
* Getting to know Joey D. Abigail DiNapoli, who is one of the shitlords that runs Yellow Nation Army as well as Project Jukebox. This man is an ignorant slut.
* Recapping the hockey leg of the hashtag Columbus Cup 2016, why Clark Beacom has totally redeemed himself, Previewing the weekends match at Montreal, and so many score predictions that your genitals will fall off.
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#WhisperFont
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Mar 31, 2016
ACES Radio: Episode 4
Segments...
* The USMNT defeats Guatemala in Columbus, OH. Should games that matter to the United States ever be played anywhere other than MAPFRE Stadium? Ethan Finlay impresses his home fans, and is robbed of a goal by some shitlord referee. Is Gregg Berhalter the next head coach of the US men's team, and will the we make it through to the HEX?
* Getting to know Celebrity Fan Bryan Levin, who was already a little bit famous before coming on ACES Radio. Whatever, bro.
* Hey! The Crewzers actually have a game this weekend! We break down the Saturday night Not-Pioneer-Cup match against the Dallas Burn. John, Greg, and Morgan each offer up the hottest of takes, along with score predictions.
* BONUS SECRET CONTENT: We prank call a member of the front office, as is tradition.
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#WhisperFont
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Mar 23, 2016
ACES Radio: Episode 3
* Segment 1
-A new co-host is added to the show. Yay!
-That new co-host is Greg Benson. Boo!
-Columbus Crewzers FC come away with a point in Bridgeview. Does America care? The answer is obviously no, America does not care at all.
* Segment 2
-We get to know Greg a little bit better.
-Greg's boring stories cause blood to pour out of Morgan and John's eye sockets.
-John tries to breastfeed Greg, Morgan cuts to commercial.
* Segment 3
-Fake Anthony Precourt leaves a voicemail showing his support for ACES Radio.
-ACES Radio leaves a return voicemail for real-life Anthony Precourt.
-Talking about #TIFOSWEAT.
-USMNT vs. Guatemala
-American Outlaws is a pyramid scheme.
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Mar 17, 2016
ACES Radio: Episode 2
* Segment 1
-Crew SC loss vs. Chester Union
-Tactics, tactics, tactics!
* Segment 2
-Celebrity Fan Sean Kelly of NBCSN stops by and talks for an entire hour
* Segment 3
-It's Famous Fan John Zidar's birthday! He is old now
-NorOnTour
-Gregg Berhalter is the smartest man who ever lived
-Crew SC vs. Bridgeview Fire predictions
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Mar 17, 2016
ACES Radio: Episode 1
Yes, we know that the audio is terrible and that it sounds like we recorded this in some giant, extravagant hall. We are very sorry, and it will never happen again. Please find it in your heart to forgive us.
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