564 - Johnny Pemberton - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Play • 2 hr 35 min

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Tom Segura and Christina P start off this episode of Your Mom's House by discussing all the San Fernando Valley has to offer, and a particular cool gal they saw at the stoplight on their way to the studio. This prompts a conversation about why crazy chicks are good in bed. Jean and Jean then give an update on the status of their bike repair, before calling Alister Thorn aka Fedsmoker's nemesis to discuss the late great Conald Petersen. Tom also describes how much fun he's been having sharing the Ed Asner cool guy video with unsuspecting friends. Todd and Christine watch videos of a Karen yelling at CVS, a cool guy eating a wasp's nest, a Nazi gubernatorial candidate, a vagina slingshot, and a dude smoking his own dandruff.

Johnny Pemberton is an actor, comedian, and host of the Live to Tape podcast. He joins Tom and Christina to discuss deadly spiders, math class, terrible Christmas movies, and airplane browns. He watches a cool girl's fart tutorial, an update from Tony Johns, a Horrible or Hilarious of an accidental gunshot, and a hefty dose of Christina's TikToks.

Bertcast's podcast
Bertcast's podcast
Bert Kreischer
# 449 - Jason Ellis & ME
Today I sit down with MMA fighter/Pro Skater/Podcaster Jason Ellis. We talk about Jason’s craziest day ever, Tom’s injury, B-Real, his skate career, his fighting career, getting fired from radio, near death experiences, and much more! Jason's Podcast "The Jason Ellis Show" is available wherever you get your podcasts! Check out my new show “Go Big Show” Thursdays at 9pm PST on TBS! This episode is also brought to you by Lucy. Go to http://www.lucy.co and use Promo Code BERT to get 20% off all products, including gum or lozenges! This episode is also brought to you by cbdMD. Get 25% OFF your next order when you use the promo code “BERT” at checkout. Go to http://www.cbdmd.com and use the code “Bert” at checkout. This episode is brought to you by Mercari. Start buying and selling when you download today from the App Stores or at http://www.Mercari.com This episode is also brought to you by Better Help. Get 10% off your first month with the discount code “BERT”. Get started today at http://www.betterhelp.com/bert This episode is also brought to you by Babbel. Right now, when you purchase a 3-month Babbel subscription, you’ll get an additional 3 months for FREE. That’s 6 months, for the price of 3! Just go to http://www.babbel.com and use promo code “BERT”. This episode is also brought to you by Fight Camp. Get free shipping at http://www.joinfightcamp.com/bert For all TOUR DATE & MERCH click HERE: http://www.bertbertbert.com Twitter: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer Youtube: http://www.Youtube.com/user/Akreischer
1 hr 39 min
Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank
Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank
Ari Shaffir
#414: Friend Zone w/ Brendan Sagalow
Brendan Sagalow is a master at getting turned down by women. “I just don’t see you like that,” they tell him. It’s called being put in the friend zone. And it happens to Brendan A LOT. Join us as we discuss this horrible phenomenon. Ari Shaffir and Brendan Sagalow have been turned down by over 200 women. 1 by Ari and then Brendan picked up the slack. Don’t forget to buy or download Sagalow's new album, “Not Now More Than Ever.” Brendan Sagalow is one of the best up and coming comics in New York. When he’s not eating 6 meals a day, he’s busy doing spot after spot to work on his craft. And his hard work has paid off. Grab his album today! https://tlbrecords.lnk.to/BrendanTW And listen to his podcast, Garbage Days: https://brendansagalow.squarespace.com/garbage-days-podcast Patreon: Please help support me by joining my Patreon. For $5 a month, it pays part of the salaries of the people who made this video. The other part comes from selling blood on weekends. New merch just went up this week. Exclusive to Patreon members and nobody else. http://patreon.com/arishaffir The Music Chris Isaak - Wicked Games Ben E. King - I Who Have Nothing - (You gotta listen to that whole song. The pain in this dude's voice is amazing) The Who - Who Are You Pulp - Like A Friend - (I've been getting way into Pulp lately) The Avalanches - If She Don't Love Me - (The song is great but the video is AWESOME) Sam Smith - Not In That Way - (This ain't my kind of music but it's so on point to the topic of this podcast I felt obligated to put it in)
4 hr 4 min
Sal and Chris Present: Hey Babe!
Sal and Chris Present: Hey Babe!
No Presh Network
Sleeping With The Fishes - EP8
Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES! This episode the Babes talk what does shit brindle green mean wtf, Chris Aunt met her husband at the Bronx Zoo because a monkey throwing sh*t at him, could you hunt your own food?, lobster stories, Sal has a few goldfish stories, gold fish can recognize their owners, Sals goldfish was murdered, Sal has the corpse of his dead fish to this day!, fish are weird, freezer mishaps and planning a burial for Sals long dead fish, Chris tells some college stories, he does something unthinkable to a vending machine, SKE (sicket kid ever) was Chirssy's old nickname on his college basketball team, Chris does a dare for his teammate and it goes WRONG, Sal gets really scared during an Impractical Jokers bit where they lock him in the trunk of a rental car, being forced to fight on behalf of another person stinks, Chris’ girlfriend gets him into a fight, Sal almost gets jumped by like 20 people defending some lady, DE-nice who macs at the park gets sal into some sh*t, Chris tells a drive thru horror story, road rage is the worst, a truck driver attacked Chris as a child, Sal has a creepy moment during a car accident, BRAINSTORM VS GREEN NEEDLE YANNI VS LAURAL, BAD DATES, Sal has a bizarre first date story that ends with him being told off in email, Chris’ bad date throws herself out of a cab and sprints away with no explanation......HEY BABE Rate us on iTunes! Follow us on social media @HeyBabePod
1 hr 23 min
yourmomshousepodcast
yourmomshousepodcast
yourmomshousepodcast
587 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
SPONSORS: - Go to https://Stamps.com, click on the Microphone at the TOP of the homepage and type in MOM for a free 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a digital scale. - Get 25% off and ZERO delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more when you download the DoorDash app and enter the code YMH. - Turn your “Goodbye” into someone else's “Hello” with Mercari. Start buying and selling when you download today from the App Stores or at https://Mercari.com. - Go to https://Squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain! - Go to https://LiquidIV.com and enter code "MOM" for 25% off -If you’re a homeowner, make 2021 the year you save up to $1,055 by simply re-shopping your home and auto insurance when you go to https://Policygenius.com - Go to https://SoloStove.com and get $10 off when you use promo code "house" at checkout. GOOD DAY TO YOU CHOMOS!! In this episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the film "The Secrets We Keep," Armie Hammer's cool leaked DMs, and The Night Stalker Netflix documentary. They watch a video explaining last week's subway boot licker, a cool guy pastor on why women are weak, more clips of Hilaria Baldwin pretending to be from Spain, several Horrible or Hilarious videos, an NFL wife's daily routine, some open defecation, and a dude's Charles-esque video message asking out a girl. They also do a deep dive on Matthew McConaughey's Instagram and watch this week's batch of CP's TikToks. Cameron Van Hoy is a writer and director. He joins the Main Mommies via Zoom to discuss his most recent feature film "Flinch," which Tom is in. They discuss how Cameron got the movie made, watching the film in drive-in theaters, and the fun Tom had during the stunt scenes.
2 hr 21 min
The Tim Dillon Show
The Tim Dillon Show
Tim Dillon
236 - I Love My Family
On Timothy's birthday, he only wishes to express his deep love for a family member, why he almost bought a tarantula, and the reason dog shelters are actually bad for the pet community. The second half was recorded after an episode Tim did with Lex Fridman, which will be coming out soon on Lex's channel. Bonus Episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow OFFICIAL MERCHANDISE ▶▶ https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-tim-dillon-show/ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: 🩳 UNDERWEAR: Order with PROMO CODE Tim30 to save 30% ▶▶ https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ 🔒 VPN: Get three months free ▶▶ https://www.expressvpn.com/timdillon 🥣 CEREAL: Use code TimDillon for free shipping! ▶▶ https://magicspoon.com/timdillon 🔵 BLUE CHEW : Use promo TD ▶▶ https://bluechew.com/ 🤖 MANSCAPED: Use code TIMD ▶▶ https://www.manscaped.com/ 👨‍🦱 HAIR LOSS: ▶▶ https://www.keeps.com/TimDillon 📦 SHIPPING: Enter code TIMDILLON ▶▶ https://www.shipstation.com/ 🎧 HEADPHONES: For 15% off! ▶▶ https://www.buyraycon.com/tim 🤳 COLOGNE AND SKINCARE: Use code TIM ▶▶ https://hawthorne.co/ 🛏️ BEDS: ▶▶ https://helixsleep.com/timdillon 🚗 INSURANCE: ▶▶ https://gabi.com/timdillon 🚬 QUIT SMOKING: Use code TIM: ▶▶ https://lucy.co ⚓ NICK DAVIS'S PODCAST (BELOW DECK) ▶▶ https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/another-below-deck-podcast/id1216741721 💆THERAPY ▶▶ https://www.betterhelp.com/TIMD 📦 BOX OF AWESOME ▶▶ http://boxofawesome.com use code TIMDILLON at checkout for 20% off 💊 MASF SUPPLEMENTS ▶▶ https://masfsupplements.com/ use code TIMD for 10% OFF ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐃: 📸 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/timjdillon/ 🐦 Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/TimJDillon 🌍 Tim Dillon Live Dates!: http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows 📹 Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC161r7ShBvMxfyzCtiSMRbg Listen on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ▶▶ Ed McMahon benavery33@gmail.com https://www.instagram.com/benaveryisgood/ https://twitter.com/benaveryisgood ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ #TheTimDillonShow
1 hr 16 min
Legion of Skanks Podcast
Legion of Skanks Podcast
Gas Digital Network
Episode #509 - We Are F*ck Boys
Comedians Big Jay Oakerson, Luis J. Gomez, & Dave Smith discuss whether or not J. Lo is still hot, try to tell today’s top female hiphop artists apart, and react to the top ten LGBTQ+ commercials. All This and More, ONLY on The Most Offensive Podcast on Earth, The LEGION OF SKANKS!!!  Air Date: 01/22/21 Support our sponsors! * Go to SheathUnderwear.com and use promo code LOS20 for 20% off your order! * Fans over the age of 21, visit YoKratom.com – home of the $60 kilo! Legion of Skanks merchandise is available at PodcastMerch.com/LOS! You can watch Legion of Skanks LIVE for FREE every Monday & Friday at 8:00pm EST at GaSDigitalNetwork.com/live. Once you're there, sign up to GaSDigitalNetwork.com with promo code LOS to receive a 14 day FREE TRIAL with access to our entire catalog of archived episodes! Including over 350 video episodes and over 500 audio episodes that have ever been recorded! On top of that, you'll also have the same access to ALL the other shows that GaS Digital Network has to offer! FOLLOW THE WHOLE SHOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA! Legion of Skanks * Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/legionofskanks/ * Twitter: https://twitter.com/LegionOfSkanks Big Jay Oakerson * Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bigjayoakerson/ * Twitter: https://twitter.com/bigjayoakerson Luis J. Gomez * Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gomezcomedy/ * Twitter: https://twitter.com/luisjgomez Dave Smith * Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/theproblemdavesmith/ * Twitter: https://twitter.com/comicdavesmith GaS Digital Network * Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gasdigital * Twitter: https://twitter.com/gasdigital
1 hr 27 min
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