Dear Bigfoot Research Community, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday talking to you about whatever it was we witnessed in the woods. But we think you're crazy to make us write a report telling you what we think Bigfoot is. You see it as you want to see it - in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a bigfoot witness...
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Sincerely Yours, 
The Bigfoot Club