"It's not a horror film though, is it?"
The thing is, if Dave hadn't been put on the spot he would've chosen something more gore-tastic. And if Chris hadn't screwed up his calendar, we could've scheduled this episode for New Year's Day as The Mummy Returns' is quite a 3pm New Year's Day on BBC One film. And if Rob hadn't stood there looking as lost as David O'Leary at the end of his run as manager of Leeds United he... dunno where I'm going with this. We're sorry, okay?!www.cinemortuary.com