Tim Allen has embodied enough different personas - Tim Taylor, Mike Baxter, Buzz Lightyear, Santa Claus - that he often doesn’t know which guy he actually is. But at least he’s no longer the directionless young man who made bad choices and ran afoul of the law. Tim tells Marc how he cleaned up his act and made it as a club comic before breaking out with one of the most popular sitcoms in network history. They also talk about how Tim’s emotions are running high as Last Man Standing comes to an end and why his new competition show, Assembly Required, is surprisingly out of his comfort zone.

Amy Poehler (Moxie, Parks and Recreation, SNL) is an actress, comedian, writer, producer, and director. Amy joins the Armchair Expert to discuss how much she likes to identify as an outsider that worked her way in, how control is the dream state, and how important it was for Dax to do car stuff in Baby Mama. Dax & Amy bond over having a class warfare chip on their shoulder and how much they both rely on things in the future. Amy discusses the expectation for women to come at success with a sense of humility, how much her mom’s encouragement and dad’s attention affected her confidence, and the time she tried to be a third to Jason Momoa and Lisa Bonet.

In anticipation of Pete’s March 24th appearance at the Worldwide Comedy Pizza Party (tickets at birbigs.com) we are re-airing one of the most popular episodes we’ve ever done. The highlights? Pete does a pitch perfect impersonation of Mike and Mike feels comfortable asking Pete for advice about Jesus. These two old friends crack each other up and try out a ton of new jokes. https://www.birbigs.com/ https://water.org/

Sarah discusses Ted Cruz, America first, and body hair. Leave Sarah a voicemail: https://www.kastmedia.com/asksarah Please support our sponsors: Check out Calm, the app designed to help you ease stress and get the best sleep of your life. Visit https://www.calm.com/Sarah for a special limited-time promotion of 40% off a Calm Premium subscription. ThirdLove uses the measurements of millions of women to design bras with all-day comfort and support. Go to https://www.ThirdLove.com/Sarah to find your perfect-fitting bra and get 20% off your first purchase!  The brand new Hello Tushy 3.0 modern bidet attachment is stylish, eco-friendly, easy to install, and affordable! Visit https://www.hellotushy.com/Sarah for 10% off plus FREE SHIPPING. Green Chef makes eating well easy and affordable with plans to fit every lifestyle. Visit https://www.GreenChef.com/90sarah and use code 90sarah to get $90 off plus FREE SHIPPING. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bill rambles about yelling at TV menus, desert activities, and hospital photos. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In episode 821, Jack and Miles are joined by There Are No Girls On The Internet's Bridget Todd to discuss the Covid-19 relief bill, CPAC, what's going on with Parler, Criminal Minds, reactions to I Care A lot, and more! FOOTNOTES: Biden’s COVID relief bill widely popular among swing voters, Democratic poll finds CPAC’s Golden Trump Statue Highlights GOP’s Literal Idolization Of Ex-POTUS What’s Going On With Parler? ‘We Will Not Be Canceled’: Parler Relaunches After Month Offline In Wake Of Capitol Attack Parler crawls back online empty and with a Tea Party CEO After Weeks Of Being Offline, Parler Finds A New Web Host Parler Resurfaces Online, Vows Not To Be A 'Tool For Crime' 'Criminal Minds' Ascends to Top of Nielsen Streaming List The Reactions to Netflix's I Care a Lot Are Both Horrified and Kinda Thirsty WATCH: Kelela - Rewind (Sporting Life Remix) Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

In which Rob and comedian/actor/podcaster Bill Burr dive deep on the NBA, the Royal Albert Hall, and compare notes on sobriety, cigars, and Star Wars. Plus: Rob answers the very first call to our new LoweDown Line. Got a question for Rob? Call our voicemail at (323) 570-4551. Your question could get featured on the show! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Comedian and actor Zach Galifianakis joins Andy from his hideout in the woods. The two discuss Zach’s Greek-hillbilly lineage, living in closets in New York and vans in LA, and how parenthood has changed Zach and his comedy.

Dear Pennies & Pallers, This week, in our first letter we hear the tale of how the Girl Scouts drove one listener into potentially dangerous situations, and we ponder dangerous stuff we did as kids. For Letter 2, we hear from a graduate school student who isn't sure whether or not to call it quits. Plus we talk about: ASMR, Stereo, Pop Tarts, Zoom Show updates, and all about Rory's new Nerf guns. Sincerely, Your Pen Pals Daniel & Rory Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Paul, June, and Jason discuss the 1995 erotic thriller Jade starring David Caruso, Linda Fiorentino, and Chazz Palminteri. They talk about public hair lockets, terrible car chases, David Caruso’s green outfits, sex pillows, the f*ck house, and much more. Get tix for any upcoming live-streamed shows over at https://www.hdtgminfo.com/ HDTGM Discord: discord.gg/hdtgm Paul’s Discord: https://discord.gg/paulscheer Check out Paul and Rob Huebel live on Twitch (https://www.twitch.tv/friendzone) every Thursday 8-10pm EST Check out Devon Bryant’s charity Bandcamp box set here: https://painkillerthepigeon.bandcamp.com/ Subscribe to Unspooled with Paul Scheer and Amy Nicholson here: http://www.earwolf.com/show/unspooled/ Check out The Jane Club over at www.janeclub.com Check out new HDTGM merch over at https://www.teepubli…wdidthisgetmade Where to Find Jason, June & Paul: @PaulScheer on Instagram & Twitter @Junediane on IG and @MsJuneDiane on Twitter Jason is Not on Twitter

Dr. Swati Mohan, Mars Rover scientist, joins us along with panelists Adam Felber, Dulcé Sloan, and Mo Rocca.

It's Extra Bailiff Day with Summertime Fun Time Bailiff Monte Belmonte! In the winter! Monte joins Judge Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse in chambers to discuss mini golf, joke origins, winter layering, local TV stations, child names, and the return of the hit segment DRACULA OR NO! LINKS DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE: * Spicy Pony Head by Kasper Hauser * Dogsledder Blair Braverman's Twitter thread about suiting up for Winter weather * Dana Hersey of Channel 38's The Movie Loft * KOFY TV 20 San Francisco _(stereo!)_ * Monte's Bed-In for Cancer Connection: bit.ly/inbedwithmonte * Listen to Monte's podcast A Week of Mornings!

Craig Finn of The Hold Steady (new album Open Door Policy out now!!!) competes to cheer Josh up. Craig sets the show's new all-time high score by selecting the perfect beverage for any situation in a game of Sips Don't Lie. Then he donates his $100 in grand prize winnings to New York City's Coalition for the Homeless. Plus, pep talks for opening acts and people who get too comfortable at the airport! Check out The Hold Steady and Craig Finn's solo work: www.theholdsteady.net www.craigfinn.net Donate to New York City's Coalition for the Homeless: https://www.coalitionforthehomeless.org/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

From prehistoric logs across streams to the 102-mile Kunshan Grand Bridge, nature works ceaselessly to take down spans. In this classic episode, learn about the fascinating ins and outs of bridge design and building and the mind-boggling challenges structural engineers face. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

This week Holly Laurent & Greg Hess come to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a landlord that pitches their tent in the backyard. The second story is about a porch pirate getting trapped by snow. The final story is about the best excuse for being rude. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Scott, Paul & Lauren discuss Croc Talk, Paul's jobs and VHS porn before playing Taboo Word.

Happy February! We're in a month and half into 2021 and already I feel better. Vaccines are pouring forth like sap from a tree in winter and Trump escaped trying to get his own Vice President murdered. But as the wise man once said, pobody's nerfect! To that end, I have summoned The Smartest Man In The World, Greg Proops to the show. Greg is a terrible terribly funny man and host of the eponymous podcast, The Smartest Man In The World. And together, we will try to make some sense of, as I like to say, "the modern scene."

An update on the future of The Test Kitchen series and PJ Vogt and Sruthi Pinnamaneni's departure.