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You Look Nice Today
A new journal of emotional hygiene. From the makers of You Look Nice Today.
Aug 1, 2020
Opportunity: medical appliances that go ham. In these challenging, sexy times, your industry is probably suffering a grave synergy crisis. Maybe it's time to accept that there's no box to think outside of. So, drop a coin in the bed, and strap this apparatus on your hog. It's for "health," okay? We’re not here to judge. (Be sure to check out the YouTube video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZgW7g2HP-0) via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.) Lincoln Bedroom - YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZgW7g2HP-0)
Jul 25, 2020
Opportunity: sometimes, inspiration can be a breath of fresh steam. Just because we can't be "near" each other doesn't mean we can't enjoy an intimate environment. Whether that's a museum on the Mall, or an antiqued vivarium in the woods, or even just a very large hat that you share with good friends. But, let's also address a uniquely male pain that is neither here nor there. Time to dump out that box, slap on some rusty gears, and steady your gimbal load. This week, You Look Nice Today will spit on your comb and drop a half-penny into a strangely erotic new entertainment apparatus. Mr. Twain will see you now. (Be sure to check out the YouTube video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3gu9EuEc0o) via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.) Terrestrial Bathysphere - YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3gu9EuEc0o)
Jul 16, 2020
Straits of Sandwich
Opportunity: one man's plank is another man's treasure chest. Now, more than ever, many Americans hunger for travel and adventure—while some yearn merely to be something besides an American. Well, your time has arrived, so, come aboard! We're expecting you. Our consultants and child-lawyers are available to review your preferences in party water, urban poultry admiralty, and the complex and often unnavigable seas of local garb and maritime headgear. Serf's up. So, plant your running shoes in a new land, and show that childless Halloween family that you're the Captain now. (Be sure to check out the YouTube video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HMMyOoB8cc) via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.) Straits of Sandwich - YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HMMyOoB8cc)
Jul 10, 2020
Opportunity: appreciation is the ultimate adaptogen. Do you suffer from moderate to severe dyschlamydia? Still stalled on your first set of braces? Tired of stuck-up "health doctors" always acting like they're the boss of you? Well. Check your mailbox. Now, remove the contents and fill 'er up to your level of satisfaction. Okay, just a little more. Litttttle more, and…perfect. Our representatives are standing by to review your case, accept your virtual confession, and answer any of the questions your wife might have about your invoice.* yours in health, —s. https://files.fireside.fm/file/fireside-uploads/images/2/25ae8b6b-86ed-4952-bb55-3c077517b85e/hlgZndqN.png (Be sure to check out the YouTube video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLpd2Npn0Aw) via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.) Jar-X - YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLpd2Npn0Aw)
Jul 3, 2020
The Velcro Side
Opportunity: a fashion revolution that sticks. Are you concerned about your presentation? Hate that bulging wallet? Feeling like there's nothing particularly talismanic about the body you're working with? There's no longer any need to feel left out or fretful, because You Look Nice Today has you covered. Literally. (Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.) The Velcro Side - YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEEkxCM9MSw) https://files.fireside.fm/file/fireside-uploads/images/2/25ae8b6b-86ed-4952-bb55-3c077517b85e/kQ5ofYui.jpeg
Jun 26, 2020
Opportunity: a unique educational environment for students who like to use their hands. Thank you for applying to Flair School. You will soon be receiving a packet containing your spider, your practice juggling bottles, your fountain pen, and your recumbent bike. It's very hot in Florida right now, so feel free to grab a kombucha mocktail from the restroom next to the student lounge. Flair School - YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEPQieWcF38)
Jun 19, 2020
Opportunity: Bespoke pairings in a safe environment. Welcome to Love Pharmacy. Please touch the button corresponding to the assistance you will need today. Do you need to lie down? This bed smells like your college girlfriend. And, it is very emollient.
May 29, 2020
Ring Light Parade
Opportunity: Beauty is a one-way street. Ring Light Parade - YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niLeyecaMxM)
May 21, 2020
Th3rd Stage at Scottfest
Project: a living wage for the Scotts we lost. 🩳 "Th3rd Stage at Scottfest" - YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjqh5XBO69s)
Apr 4, 2020
What is HØL?
Our work was done. We'd said all we needed to say. We apparated from this world, much like monks who retreat to a mountaintop hovel. Only for us, we apparated via Greyhound and hoveled in an abandoned Bauxite mine outside Eufaula, Alabama. Everything was going great. We each had our own little cavernlet in which to do our alonetime ablutions and adult irrigations, and every evening we gathered by the pile of old cigarettes to tell stories and scratch each others' bug bites. We chopped wood, and we carried water. We made forts. And, yes, somtimes, we cried. Then, one night, we heard a cricket. Coming from... somewhere? Its chirp drove us crazy through those long 'Bama nights. Merlin suggested we get a lizard to kill the cricket. The plan worked perfectly. But that night we noticed the lizard looking down at us from its perch, really giving us the stink eye. Like it thought it was better than us. So Adam bought us a snake to take care of the lizard. And, then, somehow, there was a filthy Persian cat to take care of the snake. And so forth. So, long story short: our cave is now occupied by a family of endangered Alabama Beach Mice (Peromyscus polionotus ammobates). And, we have returned to California. Also, we are out of money.