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Welcome to a podcast hosted by Clint Betts and Chris Rawle that takes any subject and asks a simple question: Why Tho?
2 hours ago
Honky Tonk Badonkadonk
Intermittent fasting is all the rage. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Trace Adkins, tech fasting, Yellowstone, leadership, Tina's burritos, and Kevin Costner.
1 day ago
Cleaning Up Celebrity Waste with Two Empty Beer Bottles
Glamping is becoming a popular activity. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss NC-17 movies, Will Ferrell, Lookout Point, celebrity waste, and "coffee or die."
2 days ago
A Movie so Horrific it Burns Calories
Horror movies are popular amongst the general public. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss tweets, Orrin Hatch, Deidre, The Grudge, crawling children, and attractives.
3 days ago
Just a Good Old Fashioned Finger Game
Ouija boards are used to either speak with the dead or yourself. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss concerned citizens, squirrels, finger games, 1860s dating, and Lucifer.
6 days ago
Out with the Dynasty, in with Spanish Fork
Brides and grooms make their bridesmaids and groomsmen wear the exact same thing. Why tho? Chris and Clint discuss Spanish Fork, Fairview, farmers, Fathers Escalante and Dominguez, wedding uniforms, and a lowly wedding server.
Jul 2, 2020
A Fitness Tracker that Withholds Information
Fitbits, step counting, and sleep tracking have all risen in prominence. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Bar-S hot dogs, sleep, heart rates, boiled eggs, and ruler discipline.
Jun 30, 2020
A Down-on-His Luck Pit Boy Finds Love With a Sexy NASCAR Driver
Romance novels are a popular reading choice. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss DMs, sexy singles, paranormal romance, dinosaur erotica, and NASCAR love.
Jun 29, 2020
What Will We Do Without Our Sheet Cake?
Somehow, it is both cool and trashy to wear pajamas in public. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss style mavens, Birmingham, sheet cake, ball gags, hair gel, and Kirkland sweats.
Jun 26, 2020
Rub this Magic Juice on Your Crotch Rash & be Healed
MLMs are legal and pyramid schemes are not. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss rashes, drive-throughs, lipstick, downlines, community, and magic juice.
Jun 25, 2020
What a Friend We Have in Fried Jesus
Americans deep fry everything. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss state fairs, campaign finances, deep fried Sodalicious, leg wrestling, plowing contests, the Why Tho Fair, and Fried Jesus.
Jun 24, 2020
This is Not a Laughing Matter
Every November, the United States president pardons a turkey from death. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss jokes, laughter, seriousness, $800K, Gobbler's Rest, and Big Mac buttons.
Jun 23, 2020
Three Things I Hate About Clint
It is Clint's birthday. As is podcast tradition, we list all the things we hate about Clint on air. Buckle up and enjoy.
1 hr 9 min
Jun 22, 2020
I've Just Been Hanging Out With the Fellas at Gobbler's Knob
We still celebrate Groundhog Day. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss badgers, fish, meteorologists, the groundhog mentorship program, Gobbler's Knob, and zoos.
Jun 18, 2020
Check Out the Testicles on My Truck
Some people hang fake testicles on the back of their truck. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Spanish Fork, wrestling, baseball, Deidre Henderson, large trucks, and genital ornaments.
Jun 17, 2020
I Can't See the Puzzle Pieces Through All This Smoke
Jigsaw puzzles are a popular activity. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss the goobernatorial race, Settlers of Catan, smoking, 25-piece puzzles, and wearing glasses to look smart.
Jun 16, 2020
How Much Would You Pay Us to Scratch Your Back?
There is nothing on earth more satisfying than a good back scratch. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss orgies (again), Timberlands, Maple Mountain, ASMR, professional back scratchers, and homework.
Jun 15, 2020
Would You Rather Attend a Musical or an Orgy?
People (including a host of this podcast) love musicals. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Hanes t-shirts, orgy conversations, ancient Greece, Kristin Chenoweth, Les Mis, and backup actors.
Jun 12, 2020
You are Invited to Our Sexy Zoom Party
Billions of people watch family vloggers. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss family picnics, in-wedlock vs out-of-wedlock, autoerotic asphyxiation, tornados, modesty, and pranks.
Jun 11, 2020
My Vice is Not as Bad as Your Vice
Dirty soda shops have taken Utah by storm. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss 64 oz mugs, lattes, William Shakespeare, vice comparisons, drive-throughs, and death.
Jun 10, 2020
Do I Look Good in this Flat Brim?
Flat bill hats are the cap of choice for startup folks. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss the Sword & The Stone Theory, dad hats, Austrian renovations, The Who, sweaty masks, and the true faces of tech.
Jun 9, 2020
No One Was Ever Hurt by a Whistling Pete
Prospective parents host gender reveal parties. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss alligator wrestling, Adam and Eve, Whistling Petes, cake cutting, and voting.
Jun 8, 2020
Watch Me Poop my Pants so I Know Our Love is Real
Teens are giving each other promise rings that signify a commitment to get engaged to get married. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Al Roker, an old Arby's sandwich, adult diapers, relationships, and coiffed hair.
Jun 5, 2020
I Am Proud to Drive an Ice Cream Truck
Certain professions have positive or negative connotations. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss ice cream truck drivers, scrubs, pizza delivery, plumbers, CEOs, Mr. Mark, and bloggers.
Jun 4, 2020
Every Time a Bell Rings, a Dinner Roll Gets its Wings
Buffets are a popular choice for dinner in America. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss peanut butter bars, ice cream toppings, dinner rolls, sandwiches, and bells.
Jun 3, 2020
Eyes Ahead, Bud
Parents facetune their children’s pictures. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss shopping cart races, emasculation, couples on bikes, Why Tho olympics, long legs, and school pictures. If you are a facetune expert, please email email@example.com
Jun 2, 2020
I Love You so Much I Want a Divorce
The “Five Love Languages” are recognized as the foundation for expressing and receiving love. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss pastors, bibles, physical touch, lust, checkbook balancing, and divorce.
May 30, 2020
A Man Good Enough to Kick Your Ass
Astrology is the new cool. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss nuclear warheads, crystals, good men and women, fishing, mavens, and horoscopes.
May 28, 2020
These Cousins are Creepy as Hell
People feel obligated to attend family reunions. Why tho? Chris and Clint discuss creepy cousins, potato salad, incest, casinos, and socially-distanced lap dances.
May 27, 2020
What I Can't Stand is the Hypocrisy
Adults give gifts to each other for Christmas, birthdays, anniversaries, etc. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss communism, gardening, lingerie, spoons, Old Faithful, and Arctic Circle.
May 26, 2020
Let's Head on Down to the Freak Show
The United States has a long and storied past with amusement parks. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss KSL Classifieds, boils, human freaks, wooden roller coasters, Santaland, and Las Vegas.
May 13, 2020
I Explored an Entire Cave & All I Got Was this Stalactite
Superhero movies are popular. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss cave exploration, Target shoppers, fight scenes, plastic abs, and stalactites.
May 12, 2020
Does this Murder Make Me Look More Attractive?
People LOVE murder shows/movies/podcasts. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss the sex offender registry, attractive serial killers, Lucky Bastard, Dahmer, and Fairview, Utah.
May 11, 2020
The Sexiest Candlelight I Ever Saw
Candlelight is viewed as sexy. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss erotic novels, Casanova, everyday cam boys, editorial boards, atheists, and the kings and queens of the plains.
May 8, 2020
Find a Bad Man & Send Him a Ferret
Some people require you to remove your shoes before entering their house. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss honey mustard, town homes, masked orgies, bad boys, ferrets, and dirty socks.
May 7, 2020
A Mask in the Hand is Worth a Mask in the Bush
Karl Malone used to mutter an unintelligible phrase before every free throw and Jeff Hornacek would wipe his face three times. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss masks, guns, bushes, hammer dunks, McDonalds, chicken nuggets, and baggy suits.
May 6, 2020
Please, Call Me Adele
Coins are still acknowledged as proper currency. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Adele, fishing, Quasimodo, jailable offenses, carnivals, webcams, and $15 polaroids.
May 5, 2020
Do unto Park Rangers as You Would Have Them do unto You
Bow ties are cooler than normal ties but no one wears them. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss the Golden Rule, the universe, park rangers, face masks, murder, suspenders, and professors.
May 4, 2020
Is that a Corn Dog Stick Coming Out of Your Dog's Backside?
The Boy Scouts of America was held in high esteem for over 100 years. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss corn-dog-eating dogs, gutter rabbits, snorting hydroxychloroquine, watermelon cheers, and a merit badge for not drowning.
Apr 29, 2020
Pandemic #2: The Rise of Virgin Bikers
Couples are pedaling around town on the same bike. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss state contracts, outrage, outrage, outrage, outrage, outrage, and virgin bikers.
Apr 28, 2020
If You Answer this Question Wrong, We'll Give You Shingles
Saturday Night Live is categorized as a culturally-relevant comedy. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss tailgating, comedy, shingles, underwear, heel turns, journalists, and regressives.
Apr 27, 2020
This Tan Makes Me Look Like the Mona Lisa
Very defined tan lines are viewed as embarrassing. Why tho? Chris and Clint discuss Lucky Bastard, the governor's race, the Mona Lisa, tanning beds, and the Vincent van Gogh of spray tans.
Apr 24, 2020
BREAKING NEWS: We Have Caught a Necrophiliac
Married people can only hang out with other married people. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss patsies, necrophilia, generals, siphoning, the married/single divide, and the Salt Lake Tribune.
Apr 23, 2020
Find a Glub & Have Them Follow You Day & Night
People make their bed in the morning. Why tho? Chris and Clint discuss Clint's insane Twitter behavior, angry people, self help, bed making, cold showers, and finding your one true glub.
Apr 22, 2020
Bang it Out
People are passionate about using only Apple or Android. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Utah Valley State College, lunch room food, Brent Brown, Brent Brown's son, Brent Brown ballpark, and Toyotas.
Apr 20, 2020
Milk or be Milked
The USDA creates a new concept of health every decade or so. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Michael Jordan (again), milk, cows, 11 servings of grain, wrist guards, and fortified margarine.
Apr 16, 2020
Did that Piece of Poop Just Fall Out of Your Pants?
People will watch anything that’s on television. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Michael Jordan, spades, Why Tho social media, The Bachelor, poop, and Flavor Flav.
Apr 14, 2020
Find Your Authentic Self & Bury It
Certain foods are only acceptable for certain meals. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Get, Covid scams, opinion flip flops, infinite testing, Monte Christos, and homegrown Twitter accounts.
Apr 13, 2020
Three Things I Hate About Chris Pt. 4
On March 27, 1986, Chris Rawle was born. Why tho?
Apr 8, 2020
Three Things I Hate About Chris Pt. 3
On March 27,1986, Chris Rawle was born. Why tho?
Apr 7, 2020
Three Things I Hate About Chris Pt. 2
On March 27, 1986, Chris Rawle was born. Why tho?
Apr 6, 2020
Three Things I Hate About Chris Pt. 1
On March 27, 1986, Chris Rawle was born. Why tho?
Apr 3, 2020
Sir, You Can't Talk to Your Boss that Way
What was supposed to be an episode dedicated to Chris is instead dedicated to Clint. Typical. They both rehash Clint's very online argument with the Salt Lake Tribune's most notorious scooter-hating columnist. Yes, it's as dumb as it sounds.
Apr 1, 2020
If You Want to Make a Woman Swoon, Sing Jingle Bells
Weather people are even worse at their job since the pandemic began. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss guitar players, testimonials, David Archuletta, Twix bars, and 9-irons.
Apr 1, 2020
The Beehive Live 3/31/20
The Beehive Live 3/31/20
Mar 31, 2020
Get Trampled by a Bull & Go Straight to Heaven
People travel to Spain to run with bulls. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Settlers of Catan, Diet Dr. Pepper, the puzzle shortage, Rodeo Boy, risk/reward propositions, and heavenly ice cream.
Mar 30, 2020
I Can't Wait To Attend My Child's Dance Recital & Watch An Adult Sing Josh Groban
We still hold school graduation ceremonies. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss school plays, dance recitals, band practice, weddings, funerals, and Josh Groban.
Mar 28, 2020
Tell Us Three Things You Hate About Chris & Get a Free Crazy Bread
Spam mail still gets sent via the United States postal service. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Little Caesar's, crazy bread, mustache oil, Zoom hacks, and Git-not-Get Gephardt.
Mar 26, 2020
Come Watch Luxury Porn in this Luxury Porta Potty
Nobody utilizes luxury porta potties. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Honey Buckets, premium porn accounts, Clint's alarming online behavior, Kathy Griffin, historical quotes, and Mister President.
Mar 25, 2020
At Least Give Us Personalized Lanes on the Freeway
Road construction takes forever to complete. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss newfound riches, WW2 tank production, the Gary-Mitt-Clint power trio, purchasing WWE stocks, and personalized lanes on the freeway.
Mar 24, 2020
You're Not Getting in Bed With Me Until You Finish Your Times Tables
Parents continually bungle the naming of their children. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Dick Gephardt, Frugal Dougall, Nahum, name spelling variations, PB&J pornography, and times tables.
Mar 23, 2020
I Pledge Allegiance to this State Flag, Filled with Hundreds of Indiscernible Symbols
Every day in the USA, school kids pledge allegiance to a flag. Why tho? Chris and Clint discuss Utah's flag, the Russian Doll-committee conundrum, government reach arounds, daily press conferences, ill-advised airport gatherings, and banana runts.
Mar 20, 2020
We Thank this Oversight Committee for its Leadership
A shirt with a collar is recognized as higher class than a shirt without a collar. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss county commissioners, oversight committees, app building, press conferences, thank yous, and capris.
Mar 19, 2020
Kia is the Greatest Car Manufacturer on Earth
It’s impossible to look dignified on a segway. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Mussolini, Churchill, Jimmy Carter, bathtub paintings, Kias, and 2012 car styles.
Mar 18, 2020
Are You a Main or a Fringe?
Chris and Clint discuss a relationship theory revolving around mains (those who are dependable) and fringes (those who are not).
Mar 17, 2020
It's Possible to be Bad at Hugging
It’s viewed as awkward when two parties can’t decide whether to hug, fist bump, or shake hands. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss kissing cousins, aunts who shake hands, Robert Kirby, the 30-second pill, and bad huggers.
Mar 11, 2020
Lasik: Viagra for the Eyes
Sunglasses are cool but prescription glasses are not. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss pandemics, coolness, NBA fashion, eye Viagra, lovemaking, and excessive coughing.
Mar 10, 2020
You Must be 5'10 to Date this Woman
On Tinder, height matters. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss dating restrictions, emotional vacancy, polyamory, baggy jackets, flossing, and Canada.
Mar 9, 2020
If Only We Had E.D.
On average, 140,000 Utahns watch the local news at 5pm. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss fear, erectile dysfunction, Cosmopolitan, Cosmo the cougar, ageism, and quarantines.
Mar 6, 2020
An Elevator Going Nowhere
Elevators never close when you want them to. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Big Mac, Kirby Puckett, food tampering, cardboard boxes, and car elevators.
Mar 5, 2020
Why is my Brother Saying the F-Word to Mitt Romney?
A U of U professor has joined the race for Utah’s governor. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss family problems, profane Facebook posts about Mitt, break ups, old people, and the governor race.
Mar 4, 2020
The Cougar Tail
A story of divine creation, written and read by Chris Rawle.
Mar 3, 2020
This Tuesday Is Less Super Than We Were Led To Believe
In the United States, election day is always on Tuesday. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss prehistoric presidential candidates, junior high, ballot counting, farmers, potato sacks, and Not So Super Tuesday.
Mar 2, 2020
Somehow, Free Beads Are Priceless
Mardi Gras has convinced everyone that free beads are not only priceless, but worth doing ANYTHING for. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Mitt, sweets, circus bears, free beads, movie plots, and faith crises.
Feb 28, 2020
A prose pair, written and read by Chris Rawle.
Feb 27, 2020
A Shirtless Man Plays Video Games For 12 Hours
People are considered heroes. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss gun mishaps, shirtless video gamers, bratwurst, genesis stories, Free Willy, 64 ounce sodas, and coughing.
Feb 26, 2020
It Ain't Easy Being a Statue
Street performing is either the hardest or easiest profession. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss socialism, Friday Night Lights, Pioneer Day parades, statues, drum carts, and tap dancing.
Feb 21, 2020
A Guy & 3 Squarespace Students Walk into a Bar
BYU students are at war with one another. Why tho? Chris and Clint are again joined by a very special guest in New Orleans. They discuss Kinko's, grammar, parades, handbooks, ice cream, and hiking.
Feb 20, 2020
Respect Your Mounties
Cops still ride around on horses. Why tho? Chris and Clint are joined by a special guest in New Orleans. They discuss horses, segways, fecal matter, debate winners, and Bourbon Street.
Feb 19, 2020
The Things We Do for Computer Science
People voluntarily become politicians. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss baggy suits, sex machines, small town mayors, unlimited funds, computer science scandals, and cow milking.
Feb 18, 2020
Soda Porn: A Public Health Crisis
Utah people act like Utah is the best state in the US. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss California, farming, kissing, hard workers, soda porn, mountains, and assets.
Feb 17, 2020
Happy Presidents Day, Eat This Cherry Pie In Honor Of Herbert Hoover
Nobody can agree what Presidents Day is actually for. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss group therapy, private jets, recycling, Twitter analyzers, cherry pie, Herbert, Woodrow, Dick, and Big Bush.
Feb 14, 2020
Happy Valentine's Day, Let's Make Fun of Single People
Valentine's Day exists. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss clogging, moist mustaches, clammy hands, double dates, restraining orders, and capitalistic love.
Feb 13, 2020
A Trout & Some Powerbait Go to a Jazz Game
People lose their minds when they are shown on a jumbotron. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss trout, powerbait, gender neutrality, attractive people, and CNN.
Feb 12, 2020
Do Not Dip Your Nether Regions in Soy Sauce
Male TikTok users are dipping their testicles in soy sauce. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss homework, college credit at UVU, umami, the #cerealchallenge, and TikTok.
Feb 11, 2020
Do Not Artificially Inseminate This Cow
Celebrities give Oscars speeches about issues of the day. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Joaquin Phoenix, artificial insemination, dairy farmers, Moab, Clint's greatest hits, punditry, and New Hampshire.
Feb 10, 2020
The King and I: The Stories No One Sees
A tale of city league basketball and Lebron James, written and read by Chris Rawle.
Feb 7, 2020
We Are Merely Victims Of Our Ancestors
Utahns are strongly against making eye contact with strangers and smiling, waving, or saying hello. Why tho? Chris and Clint also review local news, CNN, cool emails, pornography, remote workers, pioneers, and punditry.
Feb 6, 2020
7 Myths About Breastfeeding
As it turns out, we don’t know how many calories are in food. Why Tho? Chris and Clint also discuss the Global Cashew Council, the sex habits of researchers, Iowa, preachers, anger, the definition of anecdotal, and...breastfeeding.
Feb 5, 2020
Thou Shalt Not Drink Milk from the Bottle
There are rules that prohibit United States Senators from drinking chocolate milk out of the bottle during a Senate impeachment trial. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss dairy, physical attractiveness scales, Wacky Wednesday, Mormon Women for Ethical Government, and Rebel Mitt.
Feb 4, 2020
Kiss This Man For A Free Case Of Gout
Tags on clothing, whose sole purpose is to be cut off, exist. Why tho? Chris and Clint also expound on essential oils, Noni, caucuses, Iowa, pioneers, cheese, gout, and first kisses.
Feb 3, 2020
Please Critique this Crossing Guard
In front of tens of thousands of people at Silicon Slopes Tech Summit, Clint Betts wore a white shirt and tie. Why though? Chris and Clint also discuss ice melt, dragons, wizards, whistles, Mark Zuckerberg, crossing guards, and criticism.
Jan 29, 2020
A Goober Debate
News organizations endorse political candidates. Why tho? Other topics include clammy hands, goober debates, the history of the New York Times, hotel beds, wolverines, and opinion columnists.
Jan 27, 2020
Chris and Clint discuss the tragic passing of Kobe Bryant.
Jan 24, 2020
This Gubernatorial Debate Is About To Get Freaky
In movies and TV shows, sex is always interrupted by a phone call THAT ONE PARTY ANSWERS. Why tho? Other topics include freaky Friday, gubernatorial debates, engagement, Arctic Circle, upper half exposure, and the issues of the day.
Jan 23, 2020
A Costco With One Member
Costco is always busy. Why tho? Other topics include Mark Zuckerberg, criticism, Kirkland, German tourists, churros, and aged vanilla.
Jan 22, 2020
The Eagle Forum & PG Pornography
Fashion cycles in and out every few decades. Why tho? Other topics include bonnets, the Eagle Forum, JNCOs, PG pornography, circus peanuts, and DI ketchup stains.
1 hr 3 min
Jan 21, 2020
A prose pair, written/read by Chris Rawle.
Jan 20, 2020
Let's Fry Up A Seagull Or Two
Utah has no definitive food or restaurant. Why tho? Other topics include Andy Reid, midwestern cold, mustaches, fried seagull, fry sauce, and navajo tacos.
Jan 17, 2020
Utah's State Fossil is an Obese Dinosaur
Utah’s official state cooking pot is a dutch oven. Why tho? Other topics include cherries, iconic firearms, obese dinosaurs, peach cobbler, briquettes, boy scouts, and politicians.
Jan 16, 2020
Nahum: Major or Minor Prophet?
Some prophets in the bible are referred to as “minor.” Why tho? Other topics include Utah condom slogans, In-N-Out University, fast food scriptures, hydration, and the prophet Nahum.
Jan 15, 2020
The Too-Serious Generation
People love standing still on escalators. Why though? Other topics include cis males, generational names, king-size Kit Kats, Vitamen C, flying cars, and sexbots.