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The Whartson Hall Aethernauts play a variety of RPGs in short and long campaigns.

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Wharticulture 14: Amphibious Troops

Tetra Group: Invisible Fires 9: OK, It's Lucifer Then

Will this torrent of fascinating information never end?

Tetra Group: Invisible Fires 8: Eating for Three

More progress, in a completely different direction.

Tetra Group: Invisible Fires 7: The Tube of Pringles Theory

Progress! But not in time to stop people getting hurt.

Tetra Group: Invisible Fires 6: Straight to Star Vampires

Well, here's a lot of evidence. What does it mean?

Tetra Group: Invisible Fires 5: No Closer To Understanding

Or is it just kids being kids?

Mongoose Traveller 2 7: The Illusion of Competence

Dice luck? Who needs dice luck?

Mongoose Traveller 2 6: A Sip of the Indifferent Stuff

One-Shots and Miscellanea 8: Call of Cthulhu: The Dead Boarder

Just what was that nice Mr Gardiner up to?

Alien/Fudge: Chariot of the Gods 4: A Halo of Body Parts and Fluids

Repair the engines, everyone home for tea and medals. Or not.

Alien/Fudge: Chariot of the Gods 3: Sedated with Lead Microspheres

Less of a vaccine, more of an antihelminthic.

Alien/Fudge: Chariot of the Gods 2: Vacuum-Rated Post-It Notes

Medical miracles and extra-gory bits - and not even at the same time.

Alien/Fudge: Chariot of the Gods 1: The Most Exciting Thing That's Happened Since We Woke Up

A routine cargo flight is interrupted to answer a distress call. Just another salvage job.

Polar Fudge: The Extraction 3: Cyril the Unhappy Dog

Out and about in Madrid. What can go wrong?

One-Shots and Miscellanea 7: Call of Cthulhu: What's In the Cellar?

Look in the cellar, they said. Find exculpatory evidence, they said.

Polar Fudge: The Extraction 2: Even the Vegetables Have Plots

We're guests of an allied power? We must corrupt them.

One-Shots and Miscellanea 6: Call of Cthulhu: The Necropolis

It's just a buried tomb in the Valley of the Kings. What could go wrong?

Polar Fudge: The Extraction 1: Delacourt of the Rumpled Pants

Character generation, and a mission that will get us safely out of Paris.

Call of Cthulhu: You Wait Eight Hours For a Vet Then Two Come Along At Once 4: Impregnable Greenhouse

Confusing the enemy starts by confusing yourself.

Call of Cthulhu: You Wait Eight Hours For a Vet Then Two Come Along At Once 3: Climax at Carmax's

A fight! And some of us actually start passing skill checks.

Call of Cthulhu: You Wait Eight Hours For a Vet Then Two Come Along At Once 2: That's Not Mick, He's Funny

What's going on at the vet's practice?

Call of Cthulhu: You Wait Eight Hours For a Vet Then Two Come Along At Once 1: Extra-Large Glasgow Friendship Knife

The Mick Narsh Chronicles continue, as he fails to turn up for the pub quiz.

Cthulhu Eternal: The Eyes of a Stranger 5: Collective Unconsciousness

If in doubt, open fire. What harm can it do?

Cthulhu Eternal: The Eyes of a Stranger 4: A Lifetime of Not Murdering People

A Chinese policewoman? A fight on the docks? We must be on the right track.

Cthulhu Eternal: The Eyes of a Stranger 3: Maybe It Wasn't One Of Us

All of a sudden, the investigation starts moving again.

Sentinel Comics RPG 0: Talking About Horse Flaps

An extended character generation session.

Cthulhu Eternal: The Eyes of a Stranger 2: Someone You Met Once Has Gone Bonkers

Well, we could always go to Australia.

Cthulhu Eternal: The Eyes of a Stranger 1: Occult Busts

The host of the party was murdered after everyone left. But what was he up to?

Stroboscope 8: Bingly Bingly Bah

Just what is up with those birds anyway?

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: Kenya 48: Macerating Arse

Inside the mountain. Contains murder, blasphemy, and poor manners.

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: Kenya 47: Half a Yard

Be sure to wear appropriate respiratory protection when encountering Black Wind.

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: Kenya 46: Mauled By Various Wild Animals

How will we make our way through the Cult Jamboree?

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: Kenya 45: The Easiest Way to Die

Into the Aberdare Forest, with shades of the Swiss Family Robinson.

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: Kenya 44: For the Discerning Gentleman

Further investigation and "investigation" in Nairobi.

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: Kenya 43: Al Sophagous

We've done the action. Now it's time to investigate and find out where the action is.

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: Kenya 42: The Combat Happened To Us

Nairobi! How much trouble can we... oh.

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: Kenya 41: Not in First Class, Anyway

En route to Nairobi, we are attacked! Probably. Might just be atmospheric phenomena.

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: Kenya 40: Necrotic Manuscripts

Onwards to more colonialist exploitation! And needlessly offending a hotel owner.

One-Shots and Miscellanea 5: The Vampire Next Door

What, that nice Mr Alucard? There's no such thing as vampires.

Wharticulture 13: Chasing the Dragon

The Quest for the Perfect System

Deryni RPG 2: Drive-By Stabbing With a Hatpin

Well, that didn't work. Now we'll have to think.

Deryni RPG 1: I Know How To Touch A Goat

A valuable ring to find. A few hours to do it. Content warning for capricide.

Victorious 13: The Bleed Through Tweed

The triumphant conclusion! No orphans were harmed during the recording of this episode.

Wharticulture 12: I Remember Beaver

The Whartson Hall Gamers discuss gamebooks

Victorious 12: A Veritable Marshal Ney of Crime

And hardly any innocent victims at all. (Most people are guilty of something.)

Victorious 11: Vomit Cone

Can we get to the church on time? Sadly, no.

Victorious 10: The Train Now Arriving At Platform Pain

Only a little bit of attacking each other as we make some progress in tracking down the bad guys.

Victorious 9: It's Slobbering Time

A clue! Is it good to eat?

Victorious 8: A Faceful of Train

The fight at the orphanage continues. They should have chosen healthier parents.

Victorious 7: Probably a Nonconformist

More clues! We could even try solving the mystery rather than just bashing things.

Victorious 6: Brian Blessed in a BDSM Club

With rules hacked and clarified, we proceed with the fight.

Victorious 5: Knocked Over by the Force of the Vomit

Onwards to more adventure! (But first, levelling up.)

Victorious 4: Doctor Fatty To You

The world has not heard the last of that veritable Napoleon of crime.

Victorious 3: The Docks of Soho

Onwards! Across a slightly twisted version of London.

Victorious 2: Experimenting in the Bedroom

Who could have been interfering with Dr Jekyll's corpse? The ideas get increasingly bizarre.

Victorious 1: Aim for the Gut

An incident is happening! We chuff to the rescue.

Victorious 0: Over the Threshold for a Hopeless Character

Character generation. Real men don't need editors.

Tunnels and Trolls: Quest for the Seal 5: Captive Bolt Pope

Into the Tower of the Dead for the thrilling conclusion.

Tunnels and Trolls: Quest for the Seal 4: Marty Jopson, But Longer

The true terror of the puns makes itself known.

Tunnels and Trolls: Quest for the Seal 3: Nobody Thwops a Dwarf

I think we've found a dungeon. It looks like a dungeon, anyway, so let's dunge it.

Tunnels and Trolls: Quest for the Seal 2: In Much The Same Way That Coal Is Fire Resistant

Obviously the best way to spy out the target is the guided tour.

Tunnels and Trolls: Quest for the Seal 1: Stretched Warm Leather Armour

A new party, and a new quest. We just want you to get alone with the corpse.

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: Cairo 39: Its Lovely Squishable Nose

The struggle under the pyramids continues. Who will live? Who will die? Who will get a nice cocktail and a relaxing river cruise?

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: Cairo 38: Wearing A Metal Band Around My Forehead

Under the Pyramids... for King and Country!

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: Cairo 37: So If We Murder Her Now

Picking up where we left off. More or less...

Mongoose Traveller 2 5: A Sufficiency of Twitching

A short session finishing off this adventure. Whose paw will be bruised?

Mongoose Traveller 2 4: A Cheese-Shaped Beacon of Hope

You know how we said the volcano was extinct? Yeah.

Mongoose Traveller 2 3: Chekov's Hamster-Analogue

Up the mountain. Air/rafts would surely be easier.

Mongoose Traveller 2 2: A Long Way Between Ways To Die

Well, when we say the ship is ready for you, there are just a few little details.

One-Shots and Miscellanea 4: Overdue

Library assistants go to collect an overdue book. How hard can it be?

One-Shots and Miscellanea 3: Definitely Wizards

We are taking the final wizardry exam! Only one little problem...

Stroboscope 7: Imagine No Triceratops

Once more our heroes are yanked out of their daily lives to help someone who needs it...

Mongoose Traveller 2 1: Saving Up To Get New Thumbs

Finishing off character generation, and after eight years (and about an hour and twelve minutes) the paperwork has finally come through...

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: Cairo 36: The Weird Feeling That It's Not His Blood

I have been stared down by a god. And you, sir, are no god.

Mongoose Traveller 2 0: A Rival or an Enemy

Character generation. Just like the old days, except you no longer die before entering play.

One-Shots and Miscellanea 2: Mythic D6 - Bastion

Guest GM Jerry D. Grayson takes the Wharties through a nice straightforward job, buying the thing and bring it back. How hard can it be?

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: Cairo 35: The Macarena Pyramid

Just a quick drop in on an old friend before we carry on with the main mission.

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: Cairo 34: Backwards With a Hose

Not for the sake of a ribboned coat

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: Cairo 33: Amygdala Accent Bassoon

Into the Pyramid! And the Other Pyramid! And...

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: Cairo 32: A Camel, Idling at the Kerb

Up the Nile, with only every luxury money can buy to sustain us. (Drugs are bad, OK?)

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: Cairo 31: Not Even Welcome in the C of E Any More

No, really, this _is_ a problem and you are _not_ going to be fine.

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: Cairo 30: Renowned For Their Boning Skills

Is this NPC actually heing helpful? Clearly something is very wrong.

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: Cairo 29: Just As Effective as the Real Medicine

We return after a real-world break to find that Cairo is still there.

Mutant future 3: A Distinctly Non-Trademarked Name

Area Effect Attacks and You, A Case Study

His Body, His Flesh and His Bones 2: Unlucky To Death

Conclusion of this in-development adventure.

His Body, His Flesh and His Bones 1: Flubbalubbalub

An adventure under development for Call of Cthulhu.

Mutant future 2: Cocksure Homo Erectus

A fight, a fight. (Not an Edible Plant.)

Mutant future 1: It Doesn't Say I Can Control It

In the grim post-apocalyptic future, there are only mutants. At least in this party. (Gameplay starts about 64 minutes in.)

The Two-Headed Serpent 14: A Pair of Hemingways

There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom. Oh, there it goes.

The Two-Headed Serpent 13: The Noise of God

Or, How To Fiddle With Things You Don't Understand.

The Two-Headed Serpent 12: One Hit Point, d4 Sanity

A two-hundred-foot-wide worm? That sounds like just the sort of thing we want to hunt in the dark.

The Two-Headed Serpent 11: Ferret-Badger

Down the tunnel, then up the hill. Does that look like normal wildlife to you?

The Two-Headed Serpent 10: Epidemiology Is Just Accounting With Corpses

On site at Mount Kiribalu. Nothing can go wrong. What's that ticking?

The Two-Headed Serpent 9: Grease Up a Doctor

Infectious hepatitis in North Borneo? This is a job for... Caduceus!

The Two-Headed Serpent 8: A Lot of Blows to the Ring

Back in New York, our heroes' employers tell them some very strange things.

Stroboscope 6: Only 80% This Gravelly

A fray, a fray! And other complications.

Stroboscope 5: Redundant Array of Inexpensive Guts

We have a victim, I mean prime suspect. Now to cause some trouble.

Stroboscope 4: Just One More Thing...

Some of us are better equipped for investigation than others.

Stroboscope 3: The Old Kings of Stoke-on-Trent

A doctor, a priest and an elf walk into an autocracy...

Stroboscope 2: Fewer Zombies So Far

More character generation. (Skip this if you just want the actual roleplaying.)

Call of Cthulhu: Dark Carnival 6: Don't You Generally Throttle People In Toilets?

What are we here to do again? Not to fight the monster, thanks.

Call of Cthulhu: Dark Carnival 5: Blue-Tinted Hands Reaching Up From the Pan

Every adventure has a dungeon.

Call of Cthulhu: Dark Carnival 4: He Might Be Foreign

After the Not At All Sinister Speech, we attempt to gather information about our target. Some of it may even be valid.

Stroboscope 1: I Didn't Actually Take Accursed

Hold on, WHAT sort of establishment is this?

Stroboscope 0: Nobody Ever Takes Common Sense

Character generation

Wharticulture 11: Think Of Us As a Flange

The Whartson Hall Gamers discuss GURPS (part 2)

Call of Cthulhu: Dark Carnival 3: Non-Poisson

We make a useful contact. Probably he will betray us and we'll all die horribly.

Call of Cthulhu: Dark Carnival 2: Walther PPK, Shaken Not Stirred

Investigations continue. Why is the Fun House next to the Tunnel of Terrors?

Call of Cthulhu: Dark Carnival 1: They Say He Worked With Hanrahan

In the 1950s, three intrepid agents travel to Providence to find a missing scientist, Should be easy enough. Why did they send three of us?

Wharticulture 10: Are You Putting Your Game Out Of Business?

The Whartson Hall Gamers discuss GURPS (part 1)

Champions: The Island of Dr Destroyer 4: Spurting My Growth Juice

The crunch hits. We hit back.

Champions: The Island of Dr Destroyer 3: None More Green

But why would I jump out of this aeroplane? It isn't broken.

Champions: The Island of Dr Destroyer 2: Jiminy Cricket Winking Heroically

Agents. Gonna have to fumigate to get 'em out.

Champions: The Island of Dr Destroyer 1: Alvin and the Chipmunks After an All-Night Cocaine Bender

The Blackpool Tower's still there, but the Pleasure Beach is gone...

Champions: The Island of Dr Destroyer 0: Necronomibabe

Character generation, and a gentle introduction to the Hero System

Wharticulture 9: So I Let The Dice Fall Where They May...

The Whartson Hall Gamers discuss Tunnels and Trolls

The Two-Headed Serpent 7: Scaly Suffragettes

What is a solid jade commode worth, anyway?

The Two-Headed Serpent 6: Arm Your Marmoset

Sooner or later, every adventure has a dungeon.

The Two-Headed Serpent 5: Oiled-Up Vicar

After dealing with what was in the very deep hole, our heroes come to realise that they must find an entirely new means of screwing up.

The Two-Headed Serpent 4: Mars Just Seems More Obvious

Into the forest in quest for the temple guardian. But first, dissection!

The Two-Headed Serpent 3: Fastball Special the Private Dick

I do not think most Bolivian officers have loose flappy skin over their lizard heads.

The Two-Headed Serpent 2: The Language That Brings Us Together

On one side, the cream of the Bolivian Army. On the other, pulp heroes.

The Two-Headed Serpent 1: Use Him As a Shield, Check If He's Alive

Sorry, could you just repeat what you saying before you got shot in the head?

The Two-Headed Serpent 0: Mystic Secretary

Character generation (and swearing at software).

Modern AGE 3: I'd Forgotten About the Bomb

Free the prisoner, disarm the bomb, expose the dastardly scheme. How hard can it be?

Modern AGE 2: Run Up Your Flagpole

The party has got to the good bit. With automatic weapons and explosives.

Modern AGE 1: Dangerous Nature Photography Stuff

Character generation, and our heroes go to a party.

Cyberpunk 13: Er... I AM a doctor...

Will our heroes survive? Will they be able to live with themselves?

Cyberpunk 12: Taking Him As a Role Model

Several heavily-armed nutters are stuck in a bar. Oh, and there are NPCs too.

Cyberpunk 11: Can I Get a Swimming Chip?

Board the ship, take a sample, back home for machine oil and medals. It'll be fine.

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: Cairo 28: Always a Lot of Bottom Dropping

Further progress. Hardly anybody gets murdered in their beds.

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: Cairo 27: Have They Ever Tried Not Being Poor?

We have things to do in Cairo. How can we be this organised?

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: Cairo 26: If You’re Outside the Three Mile Limit It Doesn’t Count As Murder.

We set sail for Cairo. First class, of course. Possibly bringing the library was an error.

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: London 25: Well, They Don't Have Daiquiris

Our business in Derby comes to a conclusion, of sorts.

Tetra Group: The Wolf Who Cried Boy 4: Conveniently, I Have a Broom

Clearly this was our plan all along. It'll be fine.

Tetra Group: The Wolf Who Cried Boy 3: My Buttocks Are Thoroughly Enjoying This

Clearly everything is fine here. No need to... oops.

Tetra Group: The Wolf Who Cried Boy 2: Toilet Hat

The cleanup continues. (With bonus snake care tips.)

Tetra Group: The Wolf Who Cried Boy 1: Handcuffs, Thermos of Coffee

Called to a small town in Colorado, the team helps with an after-action cleanup.

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: London 24: Bumpkin Spiced Latte

Getting back up to speed with some new investigators, we start to finish up in England. Warning, contains Northern accents.

The Keep on the Borderlands 10: Flirting With a Hobgoblin

HOBgoblins? But they're all big and tough and mean.

The Keep on the Borderlands 9: That Plan Went Out the Window With the Halfling

Why are we doing this again? Fortune and glory, kid.

The Keep on the Borderlands 8: Feel My Lumpy Bit

Fortunately, only one of the party knows the Goblin for 'I surrender', and she isn't telling the rest of us.

The Keep on the Borderlands 7: Seems Like an Odd Design Choice

Apparently we aren't rich for life yet. So back into peril we go, now with more hit points.

The Keep on the Borderlands 6: Unconscious Female Halfling

All we have to do now is live to spend our riches.

The Keep on the Borderlands 5: Detonate the Dunny

How to win a fight when we're outmatched? Get sneaky.

Wharticulture 8: Translating from the Original Mad

The Whartson Hall Gamers discuss Call of Cthulhu (again)

Service Station of the Living Dead 2: Hashtag Glorantha

The conclusion of this GURPS Zombies one-shot. Breathing is overrated.

Service Station of the Living Dead 1: I Got the General Waste

A GURPS Zombies one-shot. Will our heroes outrun the encephalophagous hordes?

Wharticulture 7: Now You're Locked Down In The Basement

The Whartson Hall Gamers discuss Call of Cthulhu

The Keep on the Borderlands 4: I Will Disguise Myself As A Fun Guy

Into the Caves... of CHAOS.

The Keep on the Borderlands 3: Both Of My Hit Points Tingling In Terror

A fight! And we start to get close to the actual dungeon...

The Keep on the Borderlands 2: I've Got My Pressed Raven

Adventure awaits! Though first we have to survive the Cursed Mound Theme Park and Caravan Site.

Wharticulture 6: Take Those Dice Outside

The Whartson Hall Gamers discuss Dragon Warriors

The Keep on the Borderlands 1: Am I the Party Intellectual?

Back to basics, with Moldvay Basic D&D.

Doctor Who Adventures in Time and Space 6: (Stormrise) We Weren't Forming A Gestalt Entity

Just how much trouble can you get into in one small kitchen?

Doctor Who Adventures in Time and Space 5: (Stormrise) We Seem To Be Surrounded

One problem down. How many to go?

Wharticulture 5: Shooting It Is The Worst Thing You Can Do

The Whartson Hall Gamers discuss the Cubicle 7 Doctor Who RPG

Doctor Who Adventures in Time and Space 4: (Stormrise) Rosa Parks, Gundam Pilot

The storm is getting worse. Better head for the pub.

Wharticulture 4: And I Don't Have a Cat

The Whartson Hall Gamers discuss Forgotten Futures

Doctor Who Adventures in Time and Space 3: (Stormrise) Laying Hole

A return to this lightweight game with a couple of new players. What's going on in the Kent village of Batterlee?

Wharticulture 3: Blowing the Devil's Trumpet

The Whartson Hall Gamers discuss Genesys

Tunnels & Trolls: Beneath Dark Elms 8: And That's When You Start Vomiting Up the Demonic Bees

The RIGHT dungeon at last. Surely treasure and fame await.

Wharticulture 2: Not A Wonderbra

The Whartson Hall Gamers discuss Monsters and Magic.

Tunnels & Trolls: Beneath Dark Elms 7: Incentivised in a Particular Direction

They're a bit... grabby down here. Includes a handy summary of Frustration of Purpose.

Tunnels & Trolls: Beneath Dark Elms 6: A Variety of Plinky Sounds

Into the crypt. Maybe out again. Eventually.

Tunnels & Trolls: Beneath Dark Elms 5: Bravely Into Stupid Places

We try a whole new way of being Welsh badly.

Forgotten Futures Hussars 3: Forgotten Futures Hussars 03

Forgotten Futures 2 2: Forgotten Futures Hussars 02

The Queen's Own Aerial Hussars 1: Forgotten Futures Hussars 01

Forgotten Futures II 4: Forgotten Futures II 04

Forgotten Futures I 3: Forgotten Fututes II 03

Forgotten Futures II 2: Forgotten Futures II 02

FF2 1: Forgotten Futures II - 01

Tunnels & Trolls: Beneath Dark Elms 4: Ethereal Prog Rock Solo

All starts to become clear! Or, wait, no it really doesn't.

Tunnels & Trolls: Beneath Dark Elms 3: The Axes Of Shiny

How many subquests are there in this forest?

Tunnels & Trolls: Beneath Dark Elms 2: Did You Say Toads?

On into the woods. Toads! Spiders! Brewers!

Tunnels & Trolls: Beneath Dark Elms 1: Her All-Seeing Elbow

The party gets back together for that most traditional of motives, money. Some need it for spells, others for vanity publishing.

Wharticulture 1: Accidentally Left Someone On the Moon

The Whartson Hall Gamers discuss The Cthulhu Hack.

Achtung Cthulhu 5: Three Kings: S and M Bayonets

In the castle, outnumbered twenty to one, with only a vague plan for the mission and the garrison on alert. Those are the sort of odds we like. Ideally for the opposition, though.

Achtung Cthulhu 4: Three Kings: Kindly Shiv the Kraut

He must be on our side, he's a priest.

Achtung Cthulhu 3: Three Kings: The Ghost That Stabs in the Night

The team meets the Resistance leaders.

Achtung Cthulhu 2: Three Kings: Amusing Savannah-Based Nun Stories

The team talks to the Resistance, and makes its subtle and stealthy way between villages.

Achtung Cthulhu 1: Three Kings: That Right Turn At Venice

Dropped from a Whitley over occupied Bohemia, the team rapidly makes contact with the locals.

Achtung Cthulhu 0: You're In The Army Now

Whom does the British Empire find to serve it in time of peril? This shower.

Tunnels & Trolls: Capture the Troll 4: Mushroom Gorgon

More strange creatures, and a conclusion to our exploits.

Tunnels & Trolls: Capture the Troll 3: If Your Trap Can't Penetrate a Leprechaun...

Into the caves. Well, further into the caves.

Tunnels & Trolls: Capture the Troll 2: A Moist Droplet On Your Helmet

We can all breathe underwater, right? That'll make things much easier.

Tunnels & Trolls: Capture the Troll 1: Glory Troll

Can it really be over three years since we played this? Apparently so. Half an hour of character sorting before we start...

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: London 23: A Modicum of Gore

Now all we have to do is clean up the ceremony.

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: London 22: And Then Wee on the Jellyfish

Our subtle negotiation fails, so we use unsubtle negotiation. Many people survive.

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: London 21: Covered in Burning Crepe

All goes well. Until it doesn't. Fortunately we have a shotgun.

Cyberpunk 10: Personal Grooming Is Not a Pop-Tart

Time for a daring escape! All we need now is a plan.

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: London 20: Take You Up the Naze

We start to plumb the mysteries of Misr House. For which the most important piece of equipment is a decent-quality fountain pen and an official-looking notebook.

Call of Cthulhu: Upon Their Backs To Bite 'Em 3: Waving Like a Field of Fat Corn

We try to make our getaway. And learn how to tell champagne from turbid horse urine. (And teach a Valuable Lesson in what happens if you support the show.)

Call of Cthulhu: Upon Their Backs To Bite 'Em 2: I Can't Drink My Cup-a-Soup With This Moustache

We poke the village. It pokes back.

Call of Cthulhu: Upon Their Backs To Bite 'Em 1: Labradoresque

Popular vet and weird fiction author Mick Narsh has gone missing near Dartmoor. Will his friends be able to track him down?

One-Shots and Miscellanea 1: Call of Cthulhu: The Lightless Beacon

And not, as some of us might have hoped, Spring Break on Booty Island.

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: London 19: When A Man is Tired of Taking Cover in London

We trust nobody. But they do seem to be leading us in dangerous directions, so what-ho.

Dragon Warriors: The King Under the Forest 5: Like Trying to Shoot the Filling Out Of a Dentist

The triumphant conclusion. First as tragedy, then as farce.

Dragon Warriors: The King Under the Forest 4: Death Should Warm Its Hands

Heroism comes from an unexpected, I mean completely expected, quarter.

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: London 18: Just About to Go All Sid James

The Blue Pyramid is not quite as we expect. For one thing, it's not on fire even when we leave it.

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: London 17: A Man-Sized Hole in the Norfolk Fens

We make some plans. They probably aren't good plans. But they will be lots of fun.

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: London 16: A Hand Up the Greasy Chute

The penetration of Penhew continues, and we meet an unexpected ally.

Cyberpunk 9: Flip On the Pain Editor

Into the lab with a slightly mad researcher and lots of guns. This can't possibly go wrong. Who's a pretty corporate spy then?

Dragon Warriors: The King Under the Forest 3: Like a Stabby Owl

Past the spider, but hit points are running low. And what's that helmet for?

RPGMP3 Patron Podcast - Forgotten Futures 4: Forgotten Futures - Moon 02 part 04

The bum-clunching finale!

RPGMP3 Patron Podcast - Forgotten Futures 3: Forgotten Futures - Moon 02 part 03

Terrible place for a party - no atmosphere at all.

RPGMP3 Community Podcast 2: Forgotten Futures Moon02 - part 02

Space exploration in a more civilised age. Except for Dr Crowther.

RPGMP3 Community Podcast 1: Forgotten Futures Moon02 - part 01

Ladies and gentlemen, we intend to return... to the moon!

Cabin 12a 1: Forgotten Futures Log of the Astronef Cabin12a

A complete adventure based o

Dragon Warriors: The King Under the Forest 2: Filled With Metal Ghosts

Joined by a chance-met stranger (OMT), our heroes try to avoid being blown. Away.

Dragon Warriors: The King Under the Forest 1: Are Knights Common?

How many years since we last played this?

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: London 15: Rhythmic Pumping from Below

Or, Penetrating Penhew. Well, not the man himself. That would be silly.

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: London 14: Standard Reference Pharaoh

Investigating the British clues. Why don't we trust a man we haven't even met?

RPGMP3 and Whartson Hall 1: CHILL: Terror in Warwick House

Hanging around, killing time.

RPGMP3 and Whartson Hall 2: CHILL: Terror in Warwick House 02

Keel them! Keel them all!

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: London 13: A Few Sweating Men

At long last, we arrive in England. Oh, is that the time?

Monsters and Magic 6: All Right, Let's Go To The Bedroom

We solve the mystery, with only minor digressions. Really.

Monsters and Magic 5: Dungeoneering is Easy, Comedy is Hard

More plot. And we have a plan. Now all we need is party unity.

Monsters and Magic 4: Canoodling with the Squirrels

It must be the dungeon. I mean, it's underground. With bonus cockroach wrestling.

RPGMP3 and Whartson Hall 5: All Flesh Must Be Eaten 05

The final bloody mouthful!

RPGMP3 and Whartson Hall 4: All Flesh Must Be Eaten 04

Please ensure you are using approved footwear before entering this zombie apocalypse.

RPGMP3 3: All Flesh Must Be Eaten 03

Let's go to the roof! That sounds sensible!

RPGMP3 2: All Flesh Must Be Eaten 02

I'd give it five minutes if I were you.

RPGMP3 1: All Flesh Must Be Eaten 01

This is the way the world ends...

Monsters and Magic 3: I've Met Mobs Before

In town, but distracted by a side issue (not to mention one of us being unsure which side to support).

Monsters and Magic 2: Strolling Purposefully

We make progress. No, really, we do. The GM said so.

RPGMP3 and Whartson Hall 9: GURPS Horror: Flight 13 session 09

Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes: the fear filled finale!

RPGMP3 and Whartson Hall 8: Flight 13 session 08

Surefire Pickup

RPGMP3 and Whartson Hall 7: Flight 13 session 07

Mirror, Signal GK, Manoeuvre

RPGMP3 and Whartson Hall 6: GURPS Horror Flight 13 session 06

RPGMP3 and Whartson Hall

Flight 13 5: Flight 13 Session 5 Summary

Flight 13 ep 05

RPGMP3 and Whartson Hall 4: GURPS: Flight 13 session 02

Won't someone think of the children?

RPGMP3 and Whartson Hall 3: GURPS: Flight 13 session 03

Terminal Endeavours

RPGMP3 and Whartson Hall 2: GURPS: Flight 13 session 02

Austin, allegro.

RPGMP3 and Whartson Hall 1: GURPS: Flight 13 session 01

Latex Nuns at Lolita High

Monsters and Magic 1: The Donkey Lives

Go to the village, they said. Get a barrel of grog, they said. How hard can it be?

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: New York 12: The Obligatory Missing Episode

Our heroic escape was not recorded. Rabbit's Foot explains what happened.

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: New York 11: Peritoneal Cavity

But how did they get such an impressive cellar space dug out and stone-lined in the first place?

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: New York 10: Jack Them Off Slowly

With a different set of Good Friends at our backs, we break and enter in a vague hope of finding some compelling evidence. Of something.

Cyberpunk 8: Subterfuge, But In A Murdery Way

A new job sees the team travel to a tropical paradise to pick up a sample of a new medical product. What could go wrong?

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: New York 9: White In A Predominantly Ethnic Area

We continue our trip down the social scale, associating with accused murderers and taxi drivers.

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: New York 8: Hums Along Like an Erotic... Frog

Further investigations in New York, visiting the rich and being visited by the less rich.

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: New York 7: A Bit of a Gut Feeling

We find out more about what our good friend was up to, and start making plans to follow in his footsteps (ideally in a less murdery way).

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: New York 6: ...And I Happen To Have a Clarinet In My Hands

Four years after the events in Bolivia, we meet again in New York to visit our good friend.

Cyberpunk 7: Crowding Around the Ice Cream Cake

Bleed out on the docks, or set up a party in a luxury hotel? The somewhat murdery conclusion.

Cyberpunk 6: My Clem Fandango is Clepwhackered

The real world is more advanced than the game world, but nonetheless some progress is made. As with so many adventures, it comes down to someone hanging around the docks...

Cyberpunk 5: Bringing a Missile to a Knife Fight

Leaving a trail of dead beautiful women like so many blown roses behind him...

Cyberpunk 4: A Learning Experience

How hard can it be to hit a guy with a car door? Or indeed to get out of a car? Or defuse a bomb? OK, that one may be quite hard.

Squadron UK 1: SquadronUK01

Utter codswallop

Squadron UK 2: Squadron UK 02

Squadron UK 3: Squadron UK 03

Squadron UK 4: Squadron UK 04

RPGMP3 Patron Podcast - Forgotten Futures 0: Forgotten Futures 00 Character Generation Session

Patron Exclusive! Character Generation for our Forgotten Futures campaign

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RPGMP3 Patron Podcast - Savage Worlds: Sundered Skies Part 00 raw.mp3: Savage Worlds: Sundered Skies Session 00

Character generation for the game of flying ships and floating islands adrift in the madness-inducing void, by Dave Blewer and Triple Ace Games.

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Cyberpunk 3: Lightly Armoured Ball Gown

We try the combat system. HOW much damage?

Cyberpunk 2: Come Down in the Gutter and Lick My Way of Life

Betrayal, murder, pool. Just another night in the City. Caution, may contain mallard genitalia.

Cyberpunk 1: A Trip Up Your Own Well

Final bits of character generation, and we even start the adventure!

Cyberpunk 0: Long-Distance Countryside Bums

Character generation in the dark future of 2020. Which these days looks worryingly optimistic.

Forgotten Futures: Moody and Grey: Hard Times 3: Library Use in a Threatening Manner

We're sure we know what's going on now. And we're almost right.

Forgotten Futures: Moody and Grey: Hard Times 2: Putting the Pieces Together

We have some disturbing theories about what happened. Who made it happen is something that continues to elude us.

Forgotten Futures: Moody and Grey: Hard Times 1: A Couple of Cranks

A new investigation begins with a pair of missing delivery boys.

Lovecraftian GURPS: the Fractured Mind 4: Take the Wet One