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The Whartson Hall Aethernauts play a variety of RPGs in short and long campaigns.

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Victorious 10: The Train Now Arriving At Platform Pain

Only a little bit of attacking each other as we make some progress in tracking down the bad guys.

Victorious 9: It's Slobbering Time

A clue! Is it good to eat?

Victorious 8: A Faceful of Train

The fight at the orphanage continues. They should have chosen healthier parents.

Victorious 7: Probably a Nonconformist

More clues! We could even try solving the mystery rather than just bashing things.

Victorious 6: Brian Blessed in a BDSM Club

With rules hacked and clarified, we proceed with the fight.

Victorious 5: Knocked Over by the Force of the Vomit

Onwards to more adventure! (But first, levelling up.)

Victorious 4: Doctor Fatty To You

The world has not heard the last of that veritable Napoleon of crime.

Victorious 3: The Docks of Soho

Onwards! Across a slightly twisted version of London.

Victorious 2: Experimenting in the Bedroom

Who could have been interfering with Dr Jekyll's corpse? The ideas get increasingly bizarre.

Victorious 1: Aim for the Gut

An incident is happening! We chuff to the rescue.

Victorious 0: Over the Threshold for a Hopeless Character

Character generation. Real men don't need editors.

Tunnels and Trolls: Quest for the Seal 5: Captive Bolt Pope

Into the Tower of the Dead for the thrilling conclusion.

Tunnels and Trolls: Quest for the Seal 4: Marty Jopson, But Longer

The true terror of the puns makes itself known.

Tunnels and Trolls: Quest for the Seal 3: Nobody Thwops a Dwarf

I think we've found a dungeon. It looks like a dungeon, anyway, so let's dunge it.

Tunnels and Trolls: Quest for the Seal 2: In Much The Same Way That Coal Is Fire Resistant

Obviously the best way to spy out the target is the guided tour.

Tunnels and Trolls: Quest for the Seal 1: Stretched Warm Leather Armour

A new party, and a new quest. We just want you to get alone with the corpse.

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: Cairo 39: Its Lovely Squishable Nose

The struggle under the pyramids continues. Who will live? Who will die? Who will get a nice cocktail and a relaxing river cruise?

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: Cairo 38: Wearing A Metal Band Around My Forehead

Under the Pyramids... for King and Country!

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: Cairo 37: So If We Murder Her Now

Picking up where we left off. More or less...

Mongoose Traveller 2 5: A Sufficiency of Twitching

A short session finishing off this adventure. Whose paw will be bruised?

Mongoose Traveller 2 4: A Cheese-Shaped Beacon of Hope

You know how we said the volcano was extinct? Yeah.

Mongoose Traveller 2 3: Chekov's Hamster-Analogue

Up the mountain. Air/rafts would surely be easier.

Mongoose Traveller 2 2: A Long Way Between Ways To Die

Well, when we say the ship is ready for you, there are just a few little details.

One-Shots and Miscellanea 4: Overdue

Library assistants go to collect an overdue book. How hard can it be?

One-Shots and Miscellanea 3: Definitely Wizards

We are taking the final wizardry exam! Only one little problem...

Stroboscope 7: Imagine No Triceratops

Once more our heroes are yanked out of their daily lives to help someone who needs it...

Mongoose Traveller 2 1: Saving Up To Get New Thumbs

Finishing off character generation, and after eight years (and about an hour and twelve minutes) the paperwork has finally come through...

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: Cairo 36: The Weird Feeling That It's Not His Blood

I have been stared down by a god. And you, sir, are no god.

Mongoose Traveller 2 0: A Rival or an Enemy

Character generation. Just like the old days, except you no longer die before entering play.

One-Shots and Miscellanea 2: Mythic D6 - Bastion

Guest GM Jerry D. Grayson takes the Wharties through a nice straightforward job, buying the thing and bring it back. How hard can it be?

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: Cairo 35: The Macarena Pyramid

Just a quick drop in on an old friend before we carry on with the main mission.

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: Cairo 34: Backwards With a Hose

Not for the sake of a ribboned coat

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: Cairo 33: Amygdala Accent Bassoon

Into the Pyramid! And the Other Pyramid! And...

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: Cairo 32: A Camel, Idling at the Kerb

Up the Nile, with only every luxury money can buy to sustain us. (Drugs are bad, OK?)

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: Cairo 31: Not Even Welcome in the C of E Any More

No, really, this _is_ a problem and you are _not_ going to be fine.

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: Cairo 30: Renowned For Their Boning Skills

Is this NPC actually heing helpful? Clearly something is very wrong.

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: Cairo 29: Just As Effective as the Real Medicine

We return after a real-world break to find that Cairo is still there.

Mutant future 3: A Distinctly Non-Trademarked Name

Area Effect Attacks and You, A Case Study

His Body, His Flesh and His Bones 2: Unlucky To Death

Conclusion of this in-development adventure.

His Body, His Flesh and His Bones 1: Flubbalubbalub

An adventure under development for Call of Cthulhu.

Mutant future 2: Cocksure Homo Erectus

A fight, a fight. (Not an Edible Plant.)

Mutant future 1: It Doesn't Say I Can Control It

In the grim post-apocalyptic future, there are only mutants. At least in this party. (Gameplay starts about 64 minutes in.)

The Two-Headed Serpent 14: A Pair of Hemingways

There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom. Oh, there it goes.

The Two-Headed Serpent 13: The Noise of God

Or, How To Fiddle With Things You Don't Understand.

The Two-Headed Serpent 12: One Hit Point, d4 Sanity

A two-hundred-foot-wide worm? That sounds like just the sort of thing we want to hunt in the dark.

The Two-Headed Serpent 11: Ferret-Badger

Down the tunnel, then up the hill. Does that look like normal wildlife to you?

The Two-Headed Serpent 10: Epidemiology Is Just Accounting With Corpses

On site at Mount Kiribalu. Nothing can go wrong. What's that ticking?

The Two-Headed Serpent 9: Grease Up a Doctor

Infectious hepatitis in North Borneo? This is a job for... Caduceus!

The Two-Headed Serpent 8: A Lot of Blows to the Ring

Back in New York, our heroes' employers tell them some very strange things.

Stroboscope 6: Only 80% This Gravelly

A fray, a fray! And other complications.

Stroboscope 5: Redundant Array of Inexpensive Guts

We have a victim, I mean prime suspect. Now to cause some trouble.

Stroboscope 4: Just One More Thing...

Some of us are better equipped for investigation than others.

Stroboscope 3: The Old Kings of Stoke-on-Trent

A doctor, a priest and an elf walk into an autocracy...

Stroboscope 2: Fewer Zombies So Far

More character generation. (Skip this if you just want the actual roleplaying.)

Call of Cthulhu: Dark Carnival 6: Don't You Generally Throttle People In Toilets?

What are we here to do again? Not to fight the monster, thanks.

Call of Cthulhu: Dark Carnival 5: Blue-Tinted Hands Reaching Up From the Pan

Every adventure has a dungeon.

Call of Cthulhu: Dark Carnival 4: He Might Be Foreign

After the Not At All Sinister Speech, we attempt to gather information about our target. Some of it may even be valid.

Stroboscope 1: I Didn't Actually Take Accursed

Hold on, WHAT sort of establishment is this?

Stroboscope 0: Nobody Ever Takes Common Sense

Character generation

Wharticulture 11: Think Of Us As a Flange

The Whartson Hall Gamers discuss GURPS (part 2)

Call of Cthulhu: Dark Carnival 3: Non-Poisson

We make a useful contact. Probably he will betray us and we'll all die horribly.

Call of Cthulhu: Dark Carnival 2: Walther PPK, Shaken Not Stirred

Investigations continue. Why is the Fun House next to the Tunnel of Terrors?

Call of Cthulhu: Dark Carnival 1: They Say He Worked With Hanrahan

In the 1950s, three intrepid agents travel to Providence to find a missing scientist, Should be easy enough. Why did they send three of us?

Wharticulture 10: Are You Putting Your Game Out Of Business?

The Whartson Hall Gamers discuss GURPS (part 1)

Champions: The Island of Dr Destroyer 4: Spurting My Growth Juice

The crunch hits. We hit back.

Champions: The Island of Dr Destroyer 3: None More Green

But why would I jump out of this aeroplane? It isn't broken.

Champions: The Island of Dr Destroyer 2: Jiminy Cricket Winking Heroically

Agents. Gonna have to fumigate to get 'em out.

Champions: The Island of Dr Destroyer 1: Alvin and the Chipmunks After an All-Night Cocaine Bender

The Blackpool Tower's still there, but the Pleasure Beach is gone...

Champions: The Island of Dr Destroyer 0: Necronomibabe

Character generation, and a gentle introduction to the Hero System

Wharticulture 9: So I Let The Dice Fall Where They May...

The Whartson Hall Gamers discuss Tunnels and Trolls

The Two-Headed Serpent 7: Scaly Suffragettes

What is a solid jade commode worth, anyway?

The Two-Headed Serpent 6: Arm Your Marmoset

Sooner or later, every adventure has a dungeon.

The Two-Headed Serpent 5: Oiled-Up Vicar

After dealing with what was in the very deep hole, our heroes come to realise that they must find an entirely new means of screwing up.

The Two-Headed Serpent 4: Mars Just Seems More Obvious

Into the forest in quest for the temple guardian. But first, dissection!

The Two-Headed Serpent 3: Fastball Special the Private Dick

I do not think most Bolivian officers have loose flappy skin over their lizard heads.

The Two-Headed Serpent 2: The Language That Brings Us Together

On one side, the cream of the Bolivian Army. On the other, pulp heroes.

The Two-Headed Serpent 1: Use Him As a Shield, Check If He's Alive

Sorry, could you just repeat what you saying before you got shot in the head?

The Two-Headed Serpent 0: Mystic Secretary

Character generation (and swearing at software).

Modern AGE 3: I'd Forgotten About the Bomb

Free the prisoner, disarm the bomb, expose the dastardly scheme. How hard can it be?

Modern AGE 2: Run Up Your Flagpole

The party has got to the good bit. With automatic weapons and explosives.

Modern AGE 1: Dangerous Nature Photography Stuff

Character generation, and our heroes go to a party.

Cyberpunk 13: Er... I AM a doctor...

Will our heroes survive? Will they be able to live with themselves?

Cyberpunk 12: Taking Him As a Role Model

Several heavily-armed nutters are stuck in a bar. Oh, and there are NPCs too.

Cyberpunk 11: Can I Get a Swimming Chip?

Board the ship, take a sample, back home for machine oil and medals. It'll be fine.

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: Cairo 28: Always a Lot of Bottom Dropping

Further progress. Hardly anybody gets murdered in their beds.

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: Cairo 27: Have They Ever Tried Not Being Poor?

We have things to do in Cairo. How can we be this organised?

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: Cairo 26: If You’re Outside the Three Mile Limit It Doesn’t Count As Murder.

We set sail for Cairo. First class, of course. Possibly bringing the library was an error.

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: London 25: Well, They Don't Have Daiquiris

Our business in Derby comes to a conclusion, of sorts.

Delta Green: The Wolf Who Cried Boy 4: Conveniently, I Have a Broom

Clearly this was our plan all along. It'll be fine.

Delta Green: The Wolf Who Cried Boy 3: My Buttocks Are Thoroughly Enjoying This

Clearly everything is fine here. No need to... oops.

Delta Green: The Wolf Who Cried Boy 2: Toilet Hat

The cleanup continues. (With bonus snake care tips.)

Delta Green: The Wolf Who Cried Boy 1: Handcuffs, Thermos of Coffee

Called to a small town in Colorado, the team helps with an after-action cleanup.

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: London 24: Bumpkin Spiced Latte

Getting back up to speed with some new investigators, we start to finish up in England. Warning, contains Northern accents.

The Keep on the Borderlands 10: Flirting With a Hobgoblin

HOBgoblins? But they're all big and tough and mean.

The Keep on the Borderlands 9: That Plan Went Out the Window With the Halfling

Why are we doing this again? Fortune and glory, kid.

The Keep on the Borderlands 8: Feel My Lumpy Bit

Fortunately, only one of the party knows the Goblin for 'I surrender', and she isn't telling the rest of us.

The Keep on the Borderlands 7: Seems Like an Odd Design Choice

Apparently we aren't rich for life yet. So back into peril we go, now with more hit points.

The Keep on the Borderlands 6: Unconscious Female Halfling

All we have to do now is live to spend our riches.

The Keep on the Borderlands 5: Detonate the Dunny

How to win a fight when we're outmatched? Get sneaky.

Wharticulture 8: Translating from the Original Mad

The Whartson Hall Gamers discuss Call of Cthulhu (again)

Service Station of the Living Dead 2: Hashtag Glorantha

The conclusion of this GURPS Zombies one-shot. Breathing is overrated.

Service Station of the Living Dead 1: I Got the General Waste

A GURPS Zombies one-shot. Will our heroes outrun the encephalophagous hordes?

Wharticulture 7: Now You're Locked Down In The Basement

The Whartson Hall Gamers discuss Call of Cthulhu

The Keep on the Borderlands 4: I Will Disguise Myself As A Fun Guy

Into the Caves... of CHAOS.

The Keep on the Borderlands 3: Both Of My Hit Points Tingling In Terror

A fight! And we start to get close to the actual dungeon...

The Keep on the Borderlands 2: I've Got My Pressed Raven

Adventure awaits! Though first we have to survive the Cursed Mound Theme Park and Caravan Site.

Wharticulture 6: Take Those Dice Outside

The Whartson Hall Gamers discuss Dragon Warriors

The Keep on the Borderlands 1: Am I the Party Intellectual?

Back to basics, with Moldvay Basic D&D.

Doctor Who Adventures in Time and Space 6: (Stormrise) We Weren't Forming A Gestalt Entity

Just how much trouble can you get into in one small kitchen?

Doctor Who Adventures in Time and Space 5: (Stormrise) We Seem To Be Surrounded

One problem down. How many to go?

Wharticulture 5: Shooting It Is The Worst Thing You Can Do

The Whartson Hall Gamers discuss the Cubicle 7 Doctor Who RPG

Doctor Who Adventures in Time and Space 4: (Stormrise) Rosa Parks, Gundam Pilot

The storm is getting worse. Better head for the pub.

Wharticulture 4: And I Don't Have a Cat

The Whartson Hall Gamers discuss Forgotten Futures

Doctor Who Adventures in Time and Space 3: (Stormrise) Laying Hole

A return to this lightweight game with a couple of new players. What's going on in the Kent village of Batterlee?

Wharticulture 3: Blowing the Devil's Trumpet

The Whartson Hall Gamers discuss Genesys

Tunnels & Trolls: Beneath Dark Elms 8: And That's When You Start Vomiting Up the Demonic Bees

The RIGHT dungeon at last. Surely treasure and fame await.

Wharticulture 2: Not A Wonderbra

The Whartson Hall Gamers discuss Monsters and Magic.

Tunnels & Trolls: Beneath Dark Elms 7: Incentivised in a Particular Direction

They're a bit... grabby down here. Includes a handy summary of Frustration of Purpose.

Tunnels & Trolls: Beneath Dark Elms 6: A Variety of Plinky Sounds

Into the crypt. Maybe out again. Eventually.

Tunnels & Trolls: Beneath Dark Elms 5: Bravely Into Stupid Places

We try a whole new way of being Welsh badly.

Forgotten Futures Hussars 3: Forgotten Futures Hussars 03

Forgotten Futures 2 2: Forgotten Futures Hussars 02

The Queen's Own Aerial Hussars 1: Forgotten Futures Hussars 01

Forgotten Futures II 4: Forgotten Futures II 04

Forgotten Futures I 3: Forgotten Fututes II 03

Forgotten Futures II 2: Forgotten Futures II 02

FF2 1: Forgotten Futures II - 01

Tunnels & Trolls: Beneath Dark Elms 4: Ethereal Prog Rock Solo

All starts to become clear! Or, wait, no it really doesn't.

Tunnels & Trolls: Beneath Dark Elms 3: The Axes Of Shiny

How many subquests are there in this forest?

Tunnels & Trolls: Beneath Dark Elms 2: Did You Say Toads?

On into the woods. Toads! Spiders! Brewers!

Tunnels & Trolls: Beneath Dark Elms 1: Her All-Seeing Elbow

The party gets back together for that most traditional of motives, money. Some need it for spells, others for vanity publishing.

Wharticulture 1: Accidentally Left Someone On the Moon

The Whartson Hall Gamers discuss The Cthulhu Hack.

Achtung Cthulhu 5: Three Kings: S and M Bayonets

In the castle, outnumbered twenty to one, with only a vague plan for the mission and the garrison on alert. Those are the sort of odds we like. Ideally for the opposition, though.

Achtung Cthulhu 4: Three Kings: Kindly Shiv the Kraut

He must be on our side, he's a priest.

Achtung Cthulhu 3: Three Kings: The Ghost That Stabs in the Night

The team meets the Resistance leaders.

Achtung Cthulhu 2: Three Kings: Amusing Savannah-Based Nun Stories

The team talks to the Resistance, and makes its subtle and stealthy way between villages.

Achtung Cthulhu 1: Three Kings: That Right Turn At Venice

Dropped from a Whitley over occupied Bohemia, the team rapidly makes contact with the locals.

Achtung Cthulhu 0: You're In The Army Now

Whom does the British Empire find to serve it in time of peril? This shower.

Tunnels & Trolls: Capture the Troll 4: Mushroom Gorgon

More strange creatures, and a conclusion to our exploits.

Tunnels & Trolls: Capture the Troll 3: If Your Trap Can't Penetrate a Leprechaun...

Into the caves. Well, further into the caves.

Tunnels & Trolls: Capture the Troll 2: A Moist Droplet On Your Helmet

We can all breathe underwater, right? That'll make things much easier.

Tunnels & Trolls: Capture the Troll 1: Glory Troll

Can it really be over three years since we played this? Apparently so. Half an hour of character sorting before we start...

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: London 23: A Modicum of Gore

Now all we have to do is clean up the ceremony.

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: London 22: And Then Wee on the Jellyfish

Our subtle negotiation fails, so we use unsubtle negotiation. Many people survive.

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: London 21: Covered in Burning Crepe

All goes well. Until it doesn't. Fortunately we have a shotgun.

Cyberpunk 10: Personal Grooming Is Not a Pop-Tart

Time for a daring escape! All we need now is a plan.

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: London 20: Take You Up the Naze

We start to plumb the mysteries of Misr House. For which the most important piece of equipment is a decent-quality fountain pen and an official-looking notebook.

Call of Cthulhu: Upon Their Backs To Bite 'Em 3: Waving Like a Field of Fat Corn

We try to make our getaway. And learn how to tell champagne from turbid horse urine. (And teach a Valuable Lesson in what happens if you support the show.)

Call of Cthulhu: Upon Their Backs To Bite 'Em 2: I Can't Drink My Cup-a-Soup With This Moustache

We poke the village. It pokes back.

Call of Cthulhu: Upon Their Backs To Bite 'Em 1: Labradoresque

Popular vet and weird fiction author Mick Narsh has gone missing near Dartmoor. Will his friends be able to track him down?

One-Shots and Miscellanea 1: Call of Cthulhu: The Lightless Beacon

And not, as some of us might have hoped, Spring Break on Booty Island.

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: London 19: When A Man is Tired of Taking Cover in London

We trust nobody. But they do seem to be leading us in dangerous directions, so what-ho.

Dragon Warriors: The King Under the Forest 5: Like Trying to Shoot the Filling Out Of a Dentist

The triumphant conclusion. First as tragedy, then as farce.

Dragon Warriors: The King Under the Forest 4: Death Should Warm Its Hands

Heroism comes from an unexpected, I mean completely expected, quarter.

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: London 18: Just About to Go All Sid James

The Blue Pyramid is not quite as we expect. For one thing, it's not on fire even when we leave it.

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: London 17: A Man-Sized Hole in the Norfolk Fens

We make some plans. They probably aren't good plans. But they will be lots of fun.

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: London 16: A Hand Up the Greasy Chute

The penetration of Penhew continues, and we meet an unexpected ally.

Cyberpunk 9: Flip On the Pain Editor

Into the lab with a slightly mad researcher and lots of guns. This can't possibly go wrong. Who's a pretty corporate spy then?

Dragon Warriors: The King Under the Forest 3: Like a Stabby Owl

Past the spider, but hit points are running low. And what's that helmet for?

RPGMP3 Patron Podcast - Forgotten Futures 4: Forgotten Futures - Moon 02 part 04

The bum-clunching finale!

RPGMP3 Patron Podcast - Forgotten Futures 3: Forgotten Futures - Moon 02 part 03

Terrible place for a party - no atmosphere at all.

RPGMP3 Community Podcast 2: Forgotten Futures Moon02 - part 02

Space exploration in a more civilised age. Except for Dr Crowther.

RPGMP3 Community Podcast 1: Forgotten Futures Moon02 - part 01

Ladies and gentlemen, we intend to return... to the moon!

Cabin 12a 1: Forgotten Futures Log of the Astronef Cabin12a

A complete adventure based o

Dragon Warriors: The King Under the Forest 2: Filled With Metal Ghosts

Joined by a chance-met stranger (OMT), our heroes try to avoid being blown. Away.

Dragon Warriors: The King Under the Forest 1: Are Knights Common?

How many years since we last played this?

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: London 15: Rhythmic Pumping from Below

Or, Penetrating Penhew. Well, not the man himself. That would be silly.

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: London 14: Standard Reference Pharaoh

Investigating the British clues. Why don't we trust a man we haven't even met?

RPGMP3 and Whartson Hall 1: CHILL: Terror in Warwick House

Hanging around, killing time.

RPGMP3 and Whartson Hall 2: CHILL: Terror in Warwick House 02

Keel them! Keel them all!

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: London 13: A Few Sweating Men

At long last, we arrive in England. Oh, is that the time?

Monsters and Magic 6: All Right, Let's Go To The Bedroom

We solve the mystery, with only minor digressions. Really.

Monsters and Magic 5: Dungeoneering is Easy, Comedy is Hard

More plot. And we have a plan. Now all we need is party unity.

Monsters and Magic 4: Canoodling with the Squirrels

It must be the dungeon. I mean, it's underground. With bonus cockroach wrestling.

RPGMP3 and Whartson Hall 5: All Flesh Must Be Eaten 05

The final bloody mouthful!

RPGMP3 and Whartson Hall 4: All Flesh Must Be Eaten 04

Please ensure you are using approved footwear before entering this zombie apocalypse.

RPGMP3 3: All Flesh Must Be Eaten 03

Let's go to the roof! That sounds sensible!

RPGMP3 2: All Flesh Must Be Eaten 02

I'd give it five minutes if I were you.

RPGMP3 1: All Flesh Must Be Eaten 01

This is the way the world ends...

Monsters and Magic 3: I've Met Mobs Before

In town, but distracted by a side issue (not to mention one of us being unsure which side to support).

Monsters and Magic 2: Strolling Purposefully

We make progress. No, really, we do. The GM said so.

RPGMP3 and Whartson Hall 9: GURPS Horror: Flight 13 session 09

Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes: the fear filled finale!

RPGMP3 and Whartson Hall 8: Flight 13 session 08

Surefire Pickup

RPGMP3 and Whartson Hall 7: Flight 13 session 07

Mirror, Signal GK, Manoeuvre

RPGMP3 and Whartson Hall 6: GURPS Horror Flight 13 session 06

RPGMP3 and Whartson Hall

Flight 13 5: Flight 13 Session 5 Summary

Flight 13 ep 05

RPGMP3 and Whartson Hall 4: GURPS: Flight 13 session 02

Won't someone think of the children?

RPGMP3 and Whartson Hall 3: GURPS: Flight 13 session 03

Terminal Endeavours

RPGMP3 and Whartson Hall 2: GURPS: Flight 13 session 02

Austin, allegro.

RPGMP3 and Whartson Hall 1: GURPS: Flight 13 session 01

Latex Nuns at Lolita High

Monsters and Magic 1: The Donkey Lives

Go to the village, they said. Get a barrel of grog, they said. How hard can it be?

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: New York 12: The Obligatory Missing Episode

Our heroic escape was not recorded. Rabbit's Foot explains what happened.

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: New York 11: Peritoneal Cavity

But how did they get such an impressive cellar space dug out and stone-lined in the first place?

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: New York 10: Jack Them Off Slowly

With a different set of Good Friends at our backs, we break and enter in a vague hope of finding some compelling evidence. Of something.

Cyberpunk 8: Subterfuge, But In A Murdery Way

A new job sees the team travel to a tropical paradise to pick up a sample of a new medical product. What could go wrong?

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: New York 9: White In A Predominantly Ethnic Area

We continue our trip down the social scale, associating with accused murderers and taxi drivers.

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: New York 8: Hums Along Like an Erotic... Frog

Further investigations in New York, visiting the rich and being visited by the less rich.

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: New York 7: A Bit of a Gut Feeling

We find out more about what our good friend was up to, and start making plans to follow in his footsteps (ideally in a less murdery way).

Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep: New York 6: ...And I Happen To Have a Clarinet In My Hands

Four years after the events in Bolivia, we meet again in New York to visit our good friend.

Cyberpunk 7: Crowding Around the Ice Cream Cake

Bleed out on the docks, or set up a party in a luxury hotel? The somewhat murdery conclusion.

Cyberpunk 6: My Clem Fandango is Clepwhackered

The real world is more advanced than the game world, but nonetheless some progress is made. As with so many adventures, it comes down to someone hanging around the docks...

Cyberpunk 5: Bringing a Missile to a Knife Fight

Leaving a trail of dead beautiful women like so many blown roses behind him...

Cyberpunk 4: A Learning Experience

How hard can it be to hit a guy with a car door? Or indeed to get out of a car? Or defuse a bomb? OK, that one may be quite hard.

Squadron UK 1: SquadronUK01

Utter codswallop

Squadron UK 2: Squadron UK 02

Squadron UK 3: Squadron UK 03

Squadron UK 4: Squadron UK 04

RPGMP3 Patron Podcast - Forgotten Futures 0: Forgotten Futures 00 Character Generation Session

Patron Exclusive! Character Generation for our Forgotten Futures campaign

True20 Death in Freeport Whartstock 2010 21Aug2010

Tunnels & Trolls Whartstock 2010 21Aug2010

RPGMP3 Patron Podcast - Savage Worlds: Sundered Skies Part 00 raw.mp3: Savage Worlds: Sundered Skies Session 00

Character generation for the game of flying ships and floating islands adrift in the madness-inducing void, by Dave Blewer and Triple Ace Games.

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Cyberpunk 3: Lightly Armoured Ball Gown

We try the combat system. HOW much damage?

Cyberpunk 2: Come Down in the Gutter and Lick My Way of Life

Betrayal, murder, pool. Just another night in the City. Caution, may contain mallard genitalia.

Cyberpunk 1: A Trip Up Your Own Well

Final bits of character generation, and we even start the adventure!

Cyberpunk 0: Long-Distance Countryside Bums

Character generation in the dark future of 2020. Which these days looks worryingly optimistic.

Forgotten Futures: Moody and Grey: Hard Times 3: Library Use in a Threatening Manner

We're sure we know what's going on now. And we're almost right.

Forgotten Futures: Moody and Grey: Hard Times 2: Putting the Pieces Together

We have some disturbing theories about what happened. Who made it happen is something that continues to elude us.

Forgotten Futures: Moody and Grey: Hard Times 1: A Couple of Cranks

A new investigation begins with a pair of missing delivery boys.

Lovecraftian GURPS: the Fractured Mind 4: Take the Wet One

As the flood waters rise, our heroes track down a murderer, or perhaps more than one.

Lovecraftian GURPS: the Fractured Mind 3: We've Got A Suspect, But It's Definitely Not Him

Last time they lost a child. This time they find one. (Background effects provided by the Consumption Ward.)

Lovecraftian GURPS: the Fractured Mind 2: Rummaging in Drawers

The investigation continues, with a curious fixation on milk-churns.

Lovecraftian GURPS: the Fractured Mind 1: Do They Have Any Toffee?

Called out on a Saturday morning to a manor house in the Fen country, the great detective faces a distinctly strange challenge.

Whartstock 2018 8: Tékumel: Suns of the Desert

Michael runs his new Tékumel scenario.

Whartstock 2018 7: Human Era

There was copyright-encumbered music on in the background, so we come in part-way through the first of two games and stay to the end.

Whartstock 2018 6: Call of Cthulhu: Simply Red

Nick Marsh runs Richard Watts' Eighties slasher adventure from Blood Brothers 2.

Whartstock 2018 5: Port Royal

Whartstock 2018 4: Dreamland: The Love of Asisilon

The Wharties try Jason Thompson's haunting RPG, in the tradition of Lovecraft and Dunsany.

Whartstock 2018 3: Xenon Profiteer

Whartstock 2018 2: Legendary Encounters: An Alien Deckbuilding Game

Whartstock 2018 1: The Resistance

Call of Cthulhu: The Curse of the Kharisiri 5: We're Well Beyond Eyeballs

We delve into the mysteries of the pyramid, and vow to go on a low-fat diet when we get home.

Call of Cthulhu: The Curse of the Kharisiri 4: An Englishman's Crack Pipe Is His Castle

We set off to deal with the scourge of the local countryside. Do we seek fame? No! Fortune? Well, maybe a bit.

Call of Cthulhu: The Curse of the Kharisiri 3: Happy Birthday

We take a flight, then decide that it's time to confront the obvious bad guy. It doesn't go entirely as planned.

Call of Cthulhu: The Curse of the Kharisiri 2: Better Out Than In

Our new allies are surprised at how calmly we take things. So are we.

Call of Cthulhu: The Curse of the Kharisiri 1: Very Very Carefully Examining Something Else

Two toffs and a pilot go to Bolivia. This is sure to end well.

Doctor Who Adventures in Time and Space 2: A Solution That Will Blow You Away

You'd be surprised just what you can find under a funfair...

Doctor Who Adventures in Time and Space 1: A Creature Built Almost Entirely From Wood and Plastic

The funfair turns out to be neither, but the cafe owner has some suggestions.

Doctor Who Adventures in Time and Space 0: You Didn't Actually Compare Yourself To Bogart?

Character generation, and our motley crue find themselves in a seaside village where things are just a bit strange.

Strontium Dog 3: The Heat Generated By His Immense Organ

The climactic battle approaches! Will we avoid the killer irony?

Strontium Dog 2: Ah Got Lost In This Accent

On to the planet Bovus, home of carnivorous cattle. This is sure to end well.

Strontium Dog 1: Bodmin Ghetto

A mission to one of the toughest places in the universe, the Kernow Maximum Security Prison.

Strontium Dog 0: Scum of the Universe

Character generation, with random mutations and powers ranging from "not very mutie at all" to "holy crap what is THAT".

Forgotten Futures: Moody and Grey: The Haunting of Nellie Melba 6: Strap Him On and Keep Going

We know what to do (ish). We know where to do it (more ish). Now we just have to get there (very ish indeed).

Forgotten Futures: Moody and Grey: The Haunting of Nellie Melba 5: Tickling Him With Wires

Our research bears fruit. Strange, disturbing fruit. Fortunately we have an infeasibly large revolver.

Forgotten Futures: Moody and Grey: The Haunting of Nellie Melba 4: A Public Health Crisis

We start to look further into Johnny Martian (disclaimer, may not actually be a Martian), and unearth some disturbing possibilities.

Forgotten Futures: Moody and Grey: The Haunting of Nellie Melba 3: The Tagliatelle Lectures

It's 1910. Health and Safety is just an industrialist's bad dream after eating too much cheese. So why is this office so lacking in lethal things?

Forgotten Futures: Moody and Grey: The Haunting of Nellie Melba 2: The Dance of the Seven Bodices

Further investigation, and desperate plot-evasion, leads to an embarrassing interview (especially for the GM).

Forgotten Futures: Moody and Grey: The Haunting of Nellie Melba 1: Secluded Ladder

We do our best to offend everybody, but in spite of our success we stumble over what may be a Sinister Plot. Or a public utility.

Forgotten Futures: Moody and Grey: The Haunting of Nellie Melba 0: Why Do We Always Have a Character Called John?

Genesys - Firefly 4: The Very Shizzle of a Modern Major General

The finale (for now), as our heroes concentrate on delivering strict value for the money they haven't yet been paid.

Genesys - Firefly 3: De-Flanging the Gristle Nuts

On the road from Whitefall to Persephone. Or maybe not. Why don't things ever go smooth?

Genesys - Firefly 2: Five Credits Just For Turning Up

Back to space again! After one or two bijou distraction-ettes.

Genesys - Firefly 1: A Classy Abattoir-Themed Pub

With the dogs off-loaded, the crew of Fanlight Fanny considers what they'll be doing next. Apart from trying to avoid saying the ship's name.

Genesys - Firefly 0: The Day-Glo Apocalypse

Character generation. What did you do during the war?

Genesys - Fallout 8: This is not CSI Post Apocalypse

Out of the frying pan, into the nuclear fire

Genesys - Fallout 7: Nobody's Going To Eat Anybody

A successful fight, for a change! And moving on, with Subtlety Nouveau.

Genesys - Fallout 6: A Well Known Risk of Listening Too Hard

Back into the fray, this time with a little more success.

Genesys - Fallout 5: Hickbillies

Now we have a combat specialist, it'll all be much easier - oh.

Genesys - Fallout 4: Spanner to the Head

On the road again. Barely-competent bandits meet incompetent us. Maybe if we had a gun bunny in the party...

Genesys - Fallout 3: It was spicy, but...

The friendlies (combined with our inexperience) are more dangerous than the enemies. And we find out what Nick has been fantasising about since Twilight 2000.

Genesys - Fallout 2: Totally Tubular Groundhog

A fray, a fray! And we end up feeling fairly frayed, so we seek shelter and find more problems.

Genesys - Fallout 1: Extreme Duck Rubbing

It's always tricky waking up after a nice long nap. The gunfire, the jammed doors, the weird dice.

Genesys - Fallout 0: Of the Tipperary Zarkovs

Character generation as three grognards look suspiciously at the funny dice

The Cthulhu Hack - Save Innsmouth! A Student Documentary 2: This Is What We Trained For In Liberal Arts College

I don't have to be faster than the monster, I only have to be faster than you.

The Cthulhu Hack - Save Innsmouth! A Student Documentary 1: Drop Your Trousers

Character generation and initial explorations of the future spa site

Cthalloweenulhu 2017 8: The Elephant in the Room

The triumphant conclusion, in which we all do what we do best.

Cthalloweenulhu 2017 7: The Best We Can Do

A mildly unexpected turn into murder, animal abuse and dynamite. Well, all right, the dynamite wasn't unexpected.

Cthalloweenulhu 2017 6: Murder: Is It Worth It to Save the World?

A good old-fashioned Whartson Hall Flounder, taking some dark turns as we realise that whatever happens we're all doomed.

Cthalloweenulhu 2017 5: Feeling It For Daddy

Things are becoming clearer. Or at least as clear as they can be when you have 7% Cthulhu Mythos. There will probably be dynamite involved.

Cthalloweenulhu 2017 4: Now That You've Got a Door, Perhaps You Can Lock It

Someone has a book they probably shouldn't have, so the mild-mannered party goes off to get some information out of him and deprive him of it. You won't believe what happens next. Or at least we don't.

Cthalloweenulhu 2017 3: Stiffarium

Complications, and we wonder what to do next. Fortunately, the police have that worked out for us.

Cthalloweenulhu 2017 2: Death Chicken

All we have to do is guard two people. How hard can it be?

Cthalloweenulhu 2017 1: Murder Penis

One year later, the surviving investigators are getting on with their lives, when an old flame calls up with a confused story of madness and, well, more madness.

Reign of Steel: Sweeter Than Success 2: A Big Difference Between One and Zero Hit Points

Our heroes carry on after the stolen... devices.

Reign of Steel: Sweeter Than Success 1: The Severed Head of Michael Knight

In Britain after the rise of the robots, life isn't great, but it carries on. But why has someone burgled an unimportant civil service office in Bath?

RPGMP3 Community Podcast - Pirates of the Spanish Maine 9: Pirates of the Spanish Maine Session 9

Lavender Remembers. A narrative finale to the Pirates game following some unfortunate technical issues. Still brilliant though!

RPGMP3 Community Podcast - Pirates of the Spanish Maine 8: Pirates of the Spanish Maine Session 8

Tonight We're Gonna Party Like It's 1799. Lavender in danger! Seabeast in tight trousers! The GM in hysterics! This one has it all.

RPGMP3 Community Podcast - Pirates of the Spanish Maine 7: Pirates of the Spanish Maine Session 7

The crew come perilously close to colliding with some plot, but Captain Seabeast manages to navigate away from it

RPGMP3 Community Podcast - Pirates of the Spanish Maine 6: Pirates of the Spanish Maine Session 6

More bad accents and swashbuckling from the Whartson Hall crew

RPGMP3 Community Podcast - Pirates of the Spanish Maine 5: Pirates of the Spanish Maine Session 5

More sea shanties and bawdy tales with the Seabeast and crew!

RPGMP3 Community Podcast - Pirates of the Spanish Maine 4: Pirates of the Spanish Maine Session 4

Avast behind! More fun with the Seabeast!

RPGMP3 Community Podcast - Pirates of the Spanish Maine 3: Pirates of the Spanish Maine Session 3

Time for more one liners of dubious origin as Captain Seabeast and crew continue their adventures

RPGMP3 Community Podcast - Pirates of the Spanish Maine 2: Pirates of the Spanish Maine Session 2

Captain Cyril Seabeast and his scurvy dogs actually get on board a ship this week, in the guise of The Elusive Booby. Doubts are voiced about Seabeast's seafaring credentials and within twenty minutes of securing the ship there is talk of mutiny. All this and a voodoo priestess with a urine fixation.

RPGMP3 Community Podcast - Pirates of the Spanish Maine 1: Pirates of the Spanish Maine Session 1

A session of character creation resulting in our scurvy crew of salty seamen: Martin: The GM. The Lovely Emma: Lady Agatha Quimberry, aka "Bob," a girl disguised as a boy. Zoe: Old Jackson, the saltiest of old salts. In an intriguing move for audio, he's mute. John (Weasel): Maya, a voodoo priestess. Or ninja. Sara: Lord Gloucester, the man with no other names. Jon: Lord Vivian Spatchcock Campion Lavender, "The Gay Buccaneer." Ross: Captain Cyril Marmaduke Seabeast, our delusional skipper.

Whartstock 2017 4: Tales of the Arabian Nights

The Whartson Hall Gamers play Tales of the Arabian Nights.