Ep. 45 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing Tom getting drunk over the weekend. Bert then shares what his weekend was like, and why he got kicked out of someone's house. They discuss their want to hire a private investigator to be on retainer, their old nicknames, and guys that wear cologne. Tom wraps up the show by sharing a video of him singing to his son.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
YMH Studios
586 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Become a paid channel member of YMH to experience an AD-FREE version of the show here : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIgiXwJck_Pb5Nj-wIrsqg/join SPONSORS: - Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to save $225 on your order - Turn your “Goodbye” into someone else's “Hello” with Mercari. Start buying and selling when you download today from the App Stores or at https://Mercari.com. - Go to https://Squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain! - Go to https://ExpressVPN.com/YOURMOM to get an extra three months of ExpressVPN for free! - Get some silliness in your life and check out Comedy Bang! Bang! - new episodes available every week on Stitcher, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts! - Go to https://Freshly.com/MOM for $40 off your first two orders. - Go to https://Theragun.com/MOM right now and get your Gen 4 Theragun today! NOW THERE'S A COOL GUY!! Tom Segura and Christina P start off this episode of YMH by watching a super cool guy's underwear unboxing. They also take a look at a language coach's lesson on the word "won," AEW commentators flubbing Bert Kreischer's name, a demiboy pronoun lecture, Fedsmoker confronting a newspaper publisher, Tom explaining to Larry King, in the iconic "Saka Souffle" interview, that he wishes he could dunk, and more. The Main Mommies officially announce their move to Austin, TX, review submissions for the "King POV" contest, recap a neighbor fight that Tom overheard, and pay tribute to Comedy Store pianist Jeff Scott.
2 hr 20 min
History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas
History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas
All Things Comedy | Wondery
185 - The Battle of the Little Bighorn was WILD!
Chris and Yannis are BACK and they talking about The Battle of The Little Big Horn and no that’s not Yannis’ piece! The boys are putting you ON NOTICE IF YOU DON’T KNOW THIS because the Hyenas are talking about how the good guys won. The boys are talking about how their managers and agents are on notice in 2021! They talk about what they wanted to be instead of comedians. Chris recalls that he wanted to be a teacher and actually from 2003-2004 was working hard to be a New York garbage man. Swear to god!! It’s a scene that is going into his movie that he will inevitably create called “Ridgewood”. SPEAKING OF MOVIES, Chris and Colin Quinn are waiting for a call to hear Florida’s newest resident, Mr. Altucher. But Yanni thinks he hasn’t gotten a call because there is a Jewish war between Jerry Seinfeld and James Altucher. WEI ZHONG XIAN! Now let's get into some history babe 👉General George Custer was a good midwestern boy with nice golden hair. He wasn’t the best student but said he wanted to fight wars and says I’m off to New York and studied at West Point! He was a Civil War hero and went on to fight more wars, like the Long Plains Indian War. Whites and Indigenous people fighting for what is today U.S territory. The battle of Little Big Horn took place in Montana and lasted 2 days in June 1876. The battle was BRUTES as he and his men totaled 650 people fighting what ended up being thousands of warriors. It was a victory for the good guys, the Lakota, Northern Cheyenne, and Arapaho Indians. Listen to how brutal they were to George Custer’s and how they killed him..and his piece, TOTALLY BRUTES BABE! REMINDER BABES: Even though Trump did not follow through with his promise to build a wall, Chris and Yannis did. It’s a Bay Ridge Boys wall and you can find it at patreon.com/bayridgeboys. CHECK IT OUT CUZ OUR SPONSOR 🚨 This is brought to you by Tim Dillon's Belly Hair in support of the Gary Sinise Foundation. If you don't know who Gary Sinise is, you need to break out the VHS and watch Forest Gump as Tom Hanks plays a total Frank and Beans who befriends Sinise's character, LT. Dan. He has been raising money and advocating for veterans for more than 15 years. Your donations will go to good use: https://www.garysinisefoundation.org/ Want more Hyena content? Check out www.patreon.com/bayridgeboys where things get really WILD! Follow us!: 🙆🏼‍♂️🐕🙆🏻‍♂️ 🙆🏼‍♂️Chris Distefano on Instagram, Twitter, website 🙆🏻‍♂️Yannis Pappas on Instagram, Twitter, website 🐕History Hyenas on Instagram, Twitter, website 🎥 Mike Lavin our producer on Instagram Subscribe to the poddy woddy on YouTube, iTunes, Spotify, and HH Clips
1 hr 6 min
yourmomshousepodcast
yourmomshousepodcast
yourmomshousepodcast
586 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Become a paid channel member of YMH to experience an AD-FREE version of the show here : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIgiXwJck_Pb5Nj-wIrsqg/join SPONSORS: - Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to save $225 on your order - Turn your “Goodbye” into someone else's “Hello” with Mercari. Start buying and selling when you download today from the App Stores or at https://Mercari.com. - Go to https://Squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain! - Go to https://ExpressVPN.com/YOURMOM to get an extra three months of ExpressVPN for free! - Get some silliness in your life and check out Comedy Bang! Bang! - new episodes available every week on Stitcher, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts! - Go to https://Freshly.com/MOM for $40 off your first two orders. - Go to https://Theragun.com/MOM right now and get your Gen 4 Theragun today! NOW THERE'S A COOL GUY!! Tom Segura and Christina P start off this episode of YMH by watching a super cool guy's underwear unboxing. They also take a look at a language coach's lesson on the word "won," AEW commentators flubbing Bert Kreischer's name, a demiboy pronoun lecture, Fedsmoker confronting a newspaper publisher, Tom explaining to Larry King, in the iconic "Saka Souffle" interview, that he wishes he could dunk, and more. The Main Mommies officially announce their move to Austin, TX, review submissions for the "King POV" contest, recap a neighbor fight that Tom overheard, and pay tribute to Comedy Store pianist Jeff Scott.
2 hr 20 min
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