Ep. 16 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Play • 1 hr 17 min

What do the 2 Bears get up to in the cave this week? First, Tom and Bert show off hats that they're not sure if they can sell or not, but if guys like them, we'll figure something out! Then we get on the subject of Tom's new found love for speaking Spanish on podcasts! Is it all a rouse? What's the ACTUAL reason? Bert has some ideas! Bert then tells us about his spiritual healer. They also discuss their love of 50 Cent and how incredibly funny he is. Bert then starts to make some interesting observations: he thinks Christina P is the mastermind behind all the Bert-shaming that's been going on for years! is it true? Let us know in the comments!

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
YMH Studios
592 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
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2 hr 20 min
Bertcast's podcast
Bertcast's podcast
Bert Kreischer
# 453 - Nick Thune & ME
Today I sit down with comedian Nick Thune. We talk about Nick getting a parasite, rock climbing accidents, scuba diving, bad corporate gigs, Brody Stevens, and much more! Nick’s new movie “The Right One” is available on Apple or Amazon Prime! Check out my new show “Go Big Show” Thursdays at 9pm PST on TBS! This episode is also brought to you by cbdMD. Get 25% OFF your next order when you use the promo code “BERT” at checkout. Go to http://www.cbdmd.com and use the code “Bert” at checkout. This episode is also brought to you by Vuori. Receive 20% off your first purchase, but enjoy free shipping on any U.S. orders over $75 and free returns. Go to http://www.vuoriclothing.com/BERT and discover the versatility of Vuori Clothing. This episode is also brought to you by Better Help. Get 10% off your first month with the discount code “BERT”. Get started today at http://www.betterhelp.com/bert This episode is also brought to you by Babbel. Right now, when you purchase a 3-month Babbel subscription, you’ll get an additional 3 months for FREE. That’s 6 months, for the price of 3! Just go to http://www.babbel.com and use promo code “BERT”. This episode is also brought to you by 1-800 Contacts. So, let 1-800 Contacts get you the contacts lenses you need. Order online at http://www.1800contacts.com This episode is also brought to you by Intuit TurboTax Live. File with the help of an expert or let an expert file for you at http://www.turbotax.com For all TOUR DATE & MERCH click HERE: http://www.bertbertbert.com Twitter: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer Youtube: http://www.Youtube.com/user/Akreischer
2 hr 10 min
This Past Weekend
This Past Weekend
Theo Von
E326 Kilo & Stitch
https://bit.ly/theo-von Theo discusses the new, gender-neutral Mr. Potato Head, getting mobbed by Nashvillians when walking with Kid Rock, a woman who found a kilo of cocaine in a thrift shop crochet set and the passing of his friend and fellow comedian, Erik Myers.   New Merch: theovonstore.com​   Erik Myers LIVE: Stand-Up Special https://www.youtube.com/ErikMyersLive   This episode is brought to you by: ShipStation: https://shipstation.com​ and use promo code Theo for a Free 60 day trial Babbel: https://babbel.com​ and use promo code THEO for an extra 3 months free Magic Mind: https://magicmind.co​ and use promo code THEOMAGIC for 20% off Liquid Death: https://liquiddeath.com  Fabletics Men: https://fabletics.com/theo and get your 1st two pair of shorts for just $24 when you become a VIP member at checkout   Music: “Runs in the Family” - Matthew Koziol https://bit.ly/37IGvXr​   Hit the Hotline 985-664-9503   Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: http://bit.ly/TPW_VideoHotline   Find Theo: Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiEKV_MOhwZ7OEcgFyLKilw   Producer: Nick Davis https://instagram.com/realnickdavis   Producer: Sean Dugan https://www.instagram.com/SeanDugan/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1 hr 22 min
Bad Friends
Bad Friends
Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee
Is Bobby Bi?
New Merch Out Now! http://badfriendsmerch.com Thank you to our Sponsors: http://ritual.com/badfriends & http://hellotushy.com/badfriends & http://meundies.com/badfriends & http://buyraycon.com/badfriends Subscribe to our YouTube: http://bit.ly/BadFriendsYouTube 0:00 The Really Hot Guy 5:20 The Scale of Hot 10:20 Bobby's Revenge on Sebastian Maniscalco 15:50 Rudy Tells the Truth 18:35 How Much?  24:01 The Ike Barinholtz Sketch 26:55 Henry Cavill Won't Make Eye Contact 35:50 Bobby Was Baptized Mormon 43:10 The Test 48:50 Bobby Won't Do an Accent 58:10 54% Straight 1:06:05 Bobby Is The Most Honest Podcaster 1:10:05 Andrew's Miller Commercial 1:18:25 Songs for Rudy 1:21:05 Rudy's Mad TV Presentation More Bobby Lee TigerBelly: https://www.youtube.com/tigerbelly Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bobbyleelive Twitter: https://twitter.com/bobbyleelive Tickets: https://bobbyleelive.com More Andrew Santino Whiskey Ginger: https://www.youtube.com/andrewsantinowhiskeyginger Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cheetosantino Twitter: https://Twitter.com/cheetosantino Tickets: http://www.andrewsantino.com More Bad Friends iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bad-friends/id1496265971 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/badfriendspod Twitter: https://twitter.com/badfriends_pod Official Website: http://badfriendspod.com Opening Credits and Branding: https://www.instagram.com/joseph_faria & https://www.instagram.com/jenna_sunday Credit Sequence Music: http://bit.ly/RocomMusic // https://www.instagram.com/rocom Character Design: https://www.instagram.com/jeffreymyles Produced by George Kimmel & Bryce Hallock - 7EQUIS Podcast Producers: Jenna Sunde, Joe Faria, Andrés Rosende
1 hr 25 min
Timesuck with Dan Cummins
Timesuck with Dan Cummins
Dan Cummins
233 - Blackwater and the US Private Military Industry
Blackwater. Now known as Academi. Once known as Xe Services. A private military company. One of many PMCs very active in Iraq and Afghanistan in the first decade of this century. One of many employers of "security contractors" contracted by the Department of Defense, or State Department, or the CIA to work alongside - or sometimes in place of - active military personnel in war zones around the world. What, exactly, do companies like Blackwater do? Is it a good or bad idea to privatize the military? Are PMCs a new thing? When did they become part of the military-industrial complex? We explore these questions and more and also dig into the life of Erik Prince and his family. Erik launched Blackwater, and he and his family seem to be just as controversial as the PMC he ran. A LOT to unpack here today. Hope you find it as interesting as I do.  Thanks for helping Bad Magic Productions give $12,500 this month to the USC Shoah Foundation.  Click the link to learn more: https://sfi.usc.edu/ Watch the Suck on YouTube: https://youtu.be/etGJgW9ekTU Merch  - https://badmagicmerch.com/   Discord! https://discord.gg/tqzH89v COTC private FB Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/cultofthecurious/ For all merch related questions/problems: store@badmagicproductions.com (copy and paste) Please rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG and http://www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcast Wanna become a Space Lizard? We're over 10,000 strong! Click here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcast  Sign up through Patreon and for $5 a month you get to listen to the Secret Suck, which will drop Thursdays at Noon, PST. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. You get to vote on two Monday topics each month via the app. And you get the download link for my new comedy album, Feel the Heat. Check the Patreon posts to find out how to download the new album and take advantage of other benefits. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2 hr 24 min
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