Space Money Octagon Presents
The Filmography Disquisition Series
Kristen Stewart: An Exhaustive Examination
Em is a chill, stone-cold cutey who works at the Adventureland amusement park in Pennsylvania while home for the summer from NYU. She listens to cool music and steals rum and drives a dorky little car. One day, she crosses paths with new Adventureland employee James, and they hit it off thanks to their complimentary mumbly, chill-yet-manic energy. Their burgeoning relationship is complicated by James’ previous romantic misfires and also Em’s affair with the park’s chief mechanic, Connell. When she’s not canoodling with James or hooking up with Connell, she’s confronting bigotry amongst her coworkers and/or getting stoned.After a mostly enjoyable and carefree summer, things reach a boiling point when the affair between Connell and Em – which she called off due to her feelings for James – is revealed. This leads to Em quitting the park and dropping off the grid for a bit, before heading back to New York.Surprise! James shows up at her cool little New York apartment to apologize how things went down over the summer. After clearing the air, they reconcile… sexually.
Join co-hosts Vanessa and Toben on a quest that began (in Volume 1) with one of the most pressing cinematic questions of our time: what’s the best movie Blake Lively’s ever been in?
In Volume 2, Vanessa and Toben seek to determine the best Kristen Stewart movie of all time.
They will watch – in chronological order – every major motion picture featuring the actress Kristen Stewart. At the end of each episode, an updated ranking of Kristen Stewart movies will be determined using a refined academic and scientific process.
Contact: firstname.lastname@example.org (emails may be read on the show)
Music: Mozart’s Bassoon Concerto in B Flat Major, K. 191 – I. Allegro
performed by the Skidmore College Orchestra
Intro voice performance: @iamastove
This was actually a terrible idea for a podcast