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Crap My Husband Says
Jerry and Emily Fuentes
The podcast about the joys of relationships the love of laughter and all that other crap.
Apr 12, 2020
Quarantine 4- The Revenge
We are still here. I mean, where else would we be. Week four of lock down is here and we are taking a solid look at how it is affecting us as parents and as adults in general.
Apr 1, 2020
Quarantine 3- The Reckoning
It's been three weeks and we are still hanging in. We talk more about streaming, discuss when our minds are breaking, and discuss the crazy people we still see on the outside.
Mar 24, 2020
Quarantined The Sequel-Corona Strikes Back
We are back. Well, we haven't gone anywhere because we are all still on Social Distance lockdown, but we have stories and some binge watching recommendations!
Mar 16, 2020
CMHS Quarantined Episode
This week we are quarantined like everyone else from Covid-19 so we have some helpful tips to get you through.
Feb 18, 2020
CMHS and the Oscars
Emil and Jer watched the Oscars and not it's time to talk about the good, the bad, and the meh.
Aug 23, 2019
Bad Parenting Moments
Being a parent is often rewarding, but sometimes it's down right demoralizing. Some of the best stories come out of these times so listen as we commiserate.
Jul 26, 2019
Episode 29: Kid Songs
Emil and Jer talk about different kid songs and what actually makes it a kid song. Why are some of them so ridiculous and why are some of them old religious song with dark backgrounds?
Jul 19, 2019
Episode 28: Women's Soccer
The USWNT has made headlines and are dominating the media as much as they did the pitch. Being avid fans for quite some time now, it is great to see this getting the attention it is. This episode we don't discuss so much as just nerd out over the World Cup.
Jul 11, 2019
Episode 27: Parents On Paw Patrol
In this week's episode we talk about one of the most popular kid shows, Paw Patrol. We also try to figure out, where do they get their funding.
Jun 23, 2019
Episode 26: We Are Back, And Tired. So So Tired
We have survived round two of raising children and are back. In this episode we talk about the harsh reality of the second child.
Jan 8, 2018
Episode 25: New Year Resolution
A new year, a new podcast, and a new us. We not really a new us, we don't do that well at resolutions. Listen at our attempts at self-improvements. Viva le resolution!
Dec 20, 2017
Episode 24: Holiday Songs
The holidays have begun and how do we know? It's because the music has begun and it is everywhere. In this week's episode Emil and Jer talk about holiday music. What they love and what they love to hate.
Dec 4, 2017
Episode 23: Black Friday
Emil and Jer talk about Black Friday and all the different days that follow Thanksgiving weekend. How will Jer do all these days with such a full tummy?
Oct 25, 2017
Episode 22: Terrible Toys
Have you ever seen a toy that just doesn't make any sense or doesn't look like it would be any fun? Well we sure have. Emil and Jer talk about awful toys past, and present.
Sep 18, 2017
Episode 21: Musicals
In this week's episode Emil and Jer talk about their favorite and least favorite musicals. Don't worry, there won't be any singing involved. Well not much at least.
Sep 14, 2017
Episode 20: Theme Parks
In episode 20 Emil and Jer talk about them parks. Which ones are superior to others. *cough* hook us up Disney. Tune in and tell us your theme park stories.
Aug 29, 2017
Episode 19: Parental Units
In this week's episode Emil and Jer talk about parents and the role they have played in their lives. Who better to handle this subject than Jerry's own parents?
Aug 23, 2017
Episode 18: Comedians
There are a lot of different types of comedians out there and comedy has changed so much. In this week's episode Emil and Jer talk about their favorite comedians and what makes them special.
Aug 12, 2017
Episode 17: Killer Millennials
In this episode, Emil and Jer discuss what Millennials have been killing off, especially chain restaurants. On top of this, they also discuss their reluctant affinity towards said chain restaurants.
Jul 25, 2017
Episode 16: Pranks, the Good the Bad the Punk'd
In this week's episode, Emil and Jer talk about pranks. Are they mean or funny? Also, are happy pranks better?
Jul 4, 2017
Episode 15: Sick Story Bro
After being on a two week hiatus from being sick Emil and Jer talk about the most inconvenient times that they were sick.
Jun 21, 2017
Episode 14: Embarrassing Kids
In this week's episode Emil and Jer talk about how much they embarrass their kids and contemplate how much they will resent them as they get older.
Jun 14, 2017
Episode 13: Gifts
In this episode Emil and Jer talk about ridiculous gifts they have received or have given away.
Jun 9, 2017
Episode 12: Foodie Adventures
In an effort to class things up a bit, Emil and Jer talk about foodie places and give some recommendations to adventurous eaters out there.
May 31, 2017
Episode 11: Bathroom Stories
In this episode, Emil and Jer bring the podcast to a whole new level of maturity by talking about funny bathroom stories.
May 24, 2017
Episode 10: Road Trips
In this week's episode Emil and Jer talk about Road Trips and the insanity that comes along with them.
May 11, 2017
Episode 9: Guilty Pleasures
In this week's episode, Emil and Jer talk about guilty pleasures and do their best to justify their own.
May 1, 2017
Episode 8: Workplace Shenanigans
This week Emil and Jer discuss ridiculous workplace stories that they have experienced as well as ones they found online.
Apr 17, 2017
Episode 7- Hilarious Holiday Stories
Emil and Jer are joined by Corrigan Vaughan this week to talk about hilarious holiday stories that they either found online or had happen to them.
Apr 10, 2017
Episode 6: Vacations Gone Wrong
Emil and Jer talk about hilarious vacation stories and share some of their own embarrassing moments.
Apr 2, 2017
In Episode 5 Emil and Jer talk about the sweet little quirks/mannerisms that they each have that annoy the hell out of each other. What "isms" do you or someone else close to you have?
Mar 26, 2017
Emil and Jer talk about over the top proposals. The bigger the better right? We will see.