We first talk about Kim Kardashian knocking the world off its axis in shock (read: the opposite of that) by filing for divorce from Kanye West, and Kanye blaming the flop that was his presidential campaign for destroying his marriage forever. From there, we put on our berets and get into Emily in Paris bribing Golden Globe voters with a luxurious trip to France, and then we pull out our crystal balls to guess the winners of a few Golden Globe categories. And then we use the laugh-cry emoji to laugh-cry at Gen Z for saying that side parts, skinny jeans, and the tears of joy emoji are over!
We also say a few words about Dolly Parton saying thank you, but no thank you, to a statute of her, The Rock saying he’ll run for POTUS if that’s what the people want, Gwyneth Paltrow declaring that she’s a mask-wearing pioneer, the man who is going on a beer diet for lent, and the man who got a bottle of piss with his HelloFresh order. HelloFresh? More like HelloPiss!
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