If this podcast had a budget that was above zero dollars, I’d play Push It at the beginning of this episode, because we start by talking about the new movies that have been pushed into a release date in the future because of goddamn coronavirus, and that leads to Allison telling me about her special movie date with two pieces of cheesecake. We also talk about Mayim Bialik letting everyone know that she’s not an anti-vaxxer (Jenny McCarthy just ran out of the room bawling out her eyes raw) and how 30% of people need to sleep with the lights on after watching a horror movie
Other stuff we cover includes Sharon Osbourne letting us know that she and Ozzy still sex each other on the regular, January Jones bathing in beer, Kylie Jenner sending her 2-year-old to school in a $12,000 backpack, the end of GLOW, and Ireland’s Supreme Court declaring that Subway bread is legally not bread. And just like that, that hell-ish smell of Subway’s not-bread just wafted up into my nostrils.
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